I really hope George Lucas doesn't jarjar up his next Star Wars movie.

@jark:= A mystical half-jar, half-shark creature--very friendly and crazy.

Example: That man's head resembles a jark.

@Jark:= Anything that is super amazingly cool, in an unusual, offbeat sort of way is jark.

Example: That guy CAM is jark.

@Jasmine's business:= The backyard. When our dog Jasmine is put out, she's told to go do her business. Thus two-year-old Alec thought the backyard was called Jasmine's business.

Example: Dina: Alec, where's your daddy? Alec: Jasmine's business.

@Jason's Ireland:= A midget with the ability to jump abnormally high or portray extreme strength is termed as having reached Jason's Ireland status.

Example: Minime just pole vaulted 40 feet high. He's gotta have made Jason's Ireland.

@jason:= Derogatory term. Can be used in name-calling, insult, or other.

Example: John is being a jason.

@jaundiced monkey:= Extreme liar, expects you to believe totally bizarre stuff.

Example: You saw a talking dog? You're a jaundiced monkey.

@Java-ed:= A verb that mean you're hyper from drinking too much coffee

Example: Sorry I can't sit still, I just got java-ed at starbucks

@javules:= the tiny granules of coffee bean at the bottom of the cup when you finish your cup of coffee

Example: In a desperate attempt to wake up before his early morning meeting, Boris consumed every drop of the espresso, even to the point of forcing his tongue deep inside the cup in order to savor every single javule.

@jawba:= A non-physical matter that is responsible for a most rancid smell, a smell that transcends the English language.

Example: Your feet smell like freaking jawba.

@jawjacking:= To talk. Used by Marine Corps Drill Instructors in boot camp.

Example: Quit jawjacking, girls.

@Jawn Blazey:= An exceedingly attractive human female.

Example: Yo, that Jawn Blazey was checkin' your skillz.

@jawn:= A person, a place, or a thing. Generic word.

Example: Did you see the back on that jawn?...It was off the hook.

@jawsome:= Contraction of just awsome.

Example: You won that singing award. Jawsome!

@jaxomlotus:= (adj) Carrying a very strong scent of lotus blossoms, or male pheromones.

Example: His suit was unusally jaxomlotus, causing her to gasp for air.

@Jaysus jumppin' on a pogo stic:= Say this instead of jeez or jesus or anything like that.

Example: Jaysus jumppin' on a pogo stick! That looked like it hurt!

@jazz:= stuff

Example: '...and all that jazz'

@jazzed:= Excited. Happy.

Example: I'm certainly jazzed about going to the beach next week.

@jazztalc:= Talking slurred and losing your balance after consuming a little too much alcohol.

Example: He`s acting a little funny--must have been at the jazztalc.

@jazzuall:= Jazzuall is having a sense of style and sophistication while still remaining thoroughly comfortable.

Example: We went to Betatone's martini bar to soak in some of the jazzuall atmosphere...and to get loaded.

@JBUG:= Just Between Us Girls. Indicates highly confidential discussion or information.

Example: Listen, this is strictly JBUG. It goes no farther.

@JCR:= Jenny Craig Reject. Overweight. Used to avoid hurting feelings of those within earshot.

Example: This party is full of JCRs, let's get outa here.

@jean-o-liptus:= the too-tight disease that smiles at you...vertically of course, more prevalent in the 80's

Example: Check out the stonewash jean-o-liptus, poor thing.

(Please! It's not camel toe, it's a disease people.)

@Jean Genies:= A young adult feminist.

Example: I'm protesting with the Jean Genies this weekend.

@jeanius:= Someone who is a fashion expert when it comes to jeans.

Example: My mom is a jeanius.

@jeaporsy:= A variation on the word jeapordy: such as to be in a bad state of affairs or in danger.

Example: We suddenly found ourselves in a state of jeaporsy.

@Jebus:= Used to replace the word Jesus. Originally from the Simpsons.

Example: Sweet Jebus! That's a funny looking car, or If your up there please save me Jebus

@jed:= a very regional Canadian dialect of the saying of the letter j (jay) as in z=zed

Example:

@jedi:= Describes a trick of extreme skill, or slickness. From Jedi mind trick.

Example: The way you pulled that tailslide off the helicopter blade was truly jedi.

@jeebs:= Basically a synonym for teeth, or the act of biting someone or something.

History: Originated as part of a cat's name (Mr. Jeebers) and it somehow evolved or mutated into a word that desrcibes teeth or biting.

Example: That ice cream made my jeebs hurt. When he tossed me that quarter it hit me right in the jeebs. I can't wait to jeeb into that pizza.

@Jeepers Cripes!:= A term used in disbelief.

Example: Jeepers cripes! How much salt did you put on this popcorn?

@jeet:= compressed form of Did you eat?

Example: Jeet yet? We're set to go.

@jeet?(jooeet?):= Have you eaten yet?

This is new england speak. W

e try to say an entire sentence in one word. Another example would be lesgo.

Short for Let's leave this place.

Example: We're all meeting at the wildwood steakhouse--jeet? OR

We are leaving for the movies in ten minutes--jooeet, you wanna go?

@jeet?:= one word question about eating

Example: Hey Bill, jeet? Bill: Naw, I'm not hungry.

@jeetyet:= Did you eat yet?

Example: (You're with a friend)...I'm kinda hungry, jeetyet?

@jeevus:= Jesus.

Example: Jeevus, what is wrong with you?

@jello:= A material possession that designates someone as particularly wealthy and sophisticated; also, the state of being particularly wealthy and sophisticated. Gelatin was discovered in Victorian times, but only the most wealthy Victorians could afford it. They were actually more interested in crafting it into elaborate molds than in eating it; the more elaborate the mold, the more sophisticated the Victorian.

Example: Wow, Sarah, that outfit is really jello!

@jelloboy or jellogirl:= Person of small mental prowess. Stalks the internet in search of chat boards

where he tries to drag people in to pointless arguments. His contributions serve only as examples of his low mental capacity. Also know as a Troll.

Example: I was having a rational argument online today until this stupid jelloboy reared his ugly head.

@jellybaby:= A small, chewy candy available in many fruity flavors. Extremely useful for getting out of bad situations. This candy is only carried by time-travelers.

Example: (To a supervillain): I see fifty years of hibernation hasn't cured your megalomania. Have a jellybaby.

@jen-debt:= 1. Any sum of money owed to you that will most likely never be paid.

2. A personal loan which is paid back so slowly, you may forget about it (which, of course, is the hope of the person who owes it to you).

Example: 1. Jim: Did Mark ever pay back that $50 you loaned him? Dan: Oh, hell no. It a jen-debt now. I'll never see that money.

2. Dave owes me 400 bucks, but he's only paid me $3 a week for the last 4 months. The jerk has made it a jen-debt.

@jenga:= To make a precarious and unnecessary stack or pile.

Example: Rather than replace the bag and take the full one out, Andy and his roommates once again jenga'd the trash.

@jennavator:= A wild willing girl, incapable of blushing or being sexually offended. A friend to all willing to experiment. Sorta' like Jenna Jameson?

Example: That girl is a real jennavator.

@jerichoholic:= Hardcore Chris Jericho fan.

Example: Q. Do you like Benoit?

A. No, I'm a big jerichoholic.

@Jerk (pull) your chain:= To tease or needle someone just to get a reaction from her. (ED. Common slang usage.)

Example: Don't take him seriously, he's just jerking your chain, trying to get you angry.

@Jerkfoot:= Word used to replace a profanity in an expression of pain or when you do something wrong.

Example: Ah, Jerkfoot!. I just hit my thumb with the hammer.

@jerkier:= More than a jerk.

Example: You are more jerkier than I am.

@jerkin':= Cool, neato, groovy, etc.

Example: Jackie, your orange shoes are...jerkin'!

@jerknoise:= Conversation between two people that those nearby find to be annoying and jerk-like.

Example: The jerknoise was unbelievable as they elbowed each other getting to the bargain bins.

@jerkoholic:= Someone addicted to behaving like a jerk.

Example: Chris doesn't need to be drinking so much. He's already a jerkoholic.

@jerkosaurus, jerkosaur:= (n) A jerk of immense proportions. Submitted for Alec by his grandfather--since Alec is only three years old and doesn't type that well yet. Probably came from TV, but has been heard coming only from Alec.

Example: He's the tyrannosaurus rex of jerks; he's a jerkosaurus.

@jerkwater:= A combination of jerk and backwater. Used to describe someone or something that is stupid and jerky.

Example: I gotta get out of this jerkwater town.

Used at: http://www.myentireass.com/forum/1021016933,78386,.shtml

@Jerky:= A person who drives too slow, or uses her brakes too much due to tailgating.

Example: Hey, jerky, why don't you get off my bumper a bit.

@Jerry Fargos:= The long, wispy hairs on the back of your neck .

Example: I don't need a haircut, I really just need to get rid of the Jerry Fargos.

@jerry springer mosiac:= When a picture is pixelated to censor it. From www.exploitationnow.com issue 7.17.2000S

Example: That movie was garbage. It had Jerry Springer mosaics in all the good scenes.

@Jerrytown:= Deadheads who don't have anything to do anymore and show up at other band's concerts--and do their little whirling fish disease dance.

Example: Great concerts--until the Jerrytown started showing up. People, get some rhythm.

@jersey cow:= chow - food

Example: I'm starving, I need to get me some jersey cow.

@Jerusalem Cruisers:= Any old looking sandal (such as Birkenstocks) that look like they might have been worn by Jesus

Example: Hey, you shouldn't step in puddles with your Jerusalem cruisers

@jesan:= Term for rabid right-wing Christians, commonly applied to those whose wardrobe consists exclusively of

WWJD apparel and whose vehicles are plastered with Jesus-fish.

Example: Looks like the jesans hardcore pamphletted my Merkur XR4TI again.

Guess they didn't like the atheist vanity plates.

@Jesus-sneakers:= sandals or flip-flops.

Example: Hey, who said that you could borrow my Jesus-sneakers?

@jesus:= a verb used to describe the act of doing something so effortlessly that it seems to be a miracle. used most effectively when the jesuser has no idea how it worked so well. see blink.

Example: how'd you get here so fast through that traffic? i jesussed myself here.

@jet:= To leave quickly.

Example: OK, time to jet.

@Jetset Netpet:= An incrowd rich guy or girl that you meet on the internet.

Example: I don't want a netpet; if I did, he'd have to be a jetset netpet.

@jetto:= Extremely cheap, tacky, or half-assed. Worse than ghetto and ghetmo.

Example: Ames is the ultimate jetto store.

@jewbilation:= 1. The thrill a Jew feels upon finding out a favorite celebrity is Jewish.