I walloped about three plates of it, much to the horror and consternation of my friends.

@Wally Martinez:= South Texas-Rio Grande Valley for Wal-Mart.

Example: I'm headin' to the Wally Martinez, need anything?

@Wally Shakespeare:= An adult who is overenthusiastic and naive, stuck in a room full of teenagers.

First used to describe a substitute teacher who changed his name to William

and who looks and acts like Shakespeare.

Example: You actually did some work? Why didn't you just sign the attendance sheet, wave bye to

Wally Shakespeare and then eat Quaaludes with us?

@Wally Stringer:= A 33-cent stringer you can find at Wal-Mart that holds fish very badly.

Example: Wally Stringer let my 5 trout go! (Throws 33-cent piece of crap on the ground.)

@Wally World:= Well-known discount department store development by Sam Walton

Example: Hey, I'm going to Wally World to get some stuff, what anything?

@wally:= Stupid, clumsy, with perhaps a hint of naivete. From the Leave it to Beaver character.

Example: What a wally--he poured iced tea in the radiator.

@wallybobber:= A wallybobber is a fishing rig (large bobber, hook and large minnow) used for catching northern pike and musky.

Example: John caught a nice pike using a rig he calls his wallybobber.

@walmaholic:= Anyone addicted to Wal-Mart; has trouble spending less than $25 in a Wal-Mart.

Example: Mom! You already bought two whole new wardrobes, a 30 TV, six yards of fabric, an extra car battery, and a mini-microwave for everyone in your extended family. You're a walmaholic.

@walmart:= Inexpensive and readily available but often sub-standard.

Example: I bought that thing last week at three in the morning and it's broken already; it's so walmart.

@Walmartian:= A person who buys everything (and I mean EVERYTHING) from Wal-mart. To this person, there is no other store, and watch out when a Wal-mart Superstore opens nearby. These people live for the day that the Waldisson hotel chain opens for business.

Example: The Walmartian was googly eyed as she said, I better go to Wal-mart to get a new rubber tree and some celery soda!

@walter:= Waltered, to walter. To curse, swear, rant or rave in a completely unintelligible manner--as in Walter Matthau.

Example: You, upon dropping a hammer on your foot: GAB HOOPER! NABBAFRAk-A-BIT! Muzst Carn SHEEBAN-A-FLABBIT! Friend: Just chill out. Stop waltering and get some ice.

@waltzy:= (n) Lack of coordination, clumsy.

Example: He looks waltzy just walking down the street.

@wambly:= Sort of all-purpose word. developed in my high school theatre class some 20 years ago. Something that is unstable or difficult; something that isn't quite right; something that shows signs of tipping over and whacking you on the head, or that might nail your shoe to the floor, either physically or metaphorically.

Example: That shelf is all wambly.

@Wandy:= A drink, like a shandy but using red wine and coke.

Example: I've been awake for three days--someone give me a wandy.

@wang-chung:= Acting wild, acting wild at a party. From Wang-Chung's song Everybody Wang-Chung Tonight.

Example: Murlin wang-chunged at Connie's party.

@wang, wangy:= Objectionable taste in food or drink.

Example: I think this tea is old. It's got a wang to it.

@wanger:= wang-er (noun) 1. used to describe anything that you can't put a name to at the moment.

Example: Jason, hand me that wanger over there...

@wangosev:= Do you want to go to 7-11 (the store)?

Example: Wangosev?

@wangulate:= to make the sound of an object vacillating back and forth at an accelerating pace until it stops

Example: The pan you just placed on the counter is wangulating.

@wanklore:= Damn, that sucks.

Example: I wrecked my car. Wanklore.

@wanky:= Crazy, odd, unique, and interesting female

Example: Vanessa, you are wanky.

@wanna:= A simple way of saying want to.

Example: I wanna go to the movies on Friday.

@waper:= The desktop background picture, the wallpaper.

Example: Hey, guys, look at all these cool wapers.

@WAPlash:= Backlash against WAP technology that was oversold to consumers

Example: After the WAPlash, people are questioning all forms of mobile connectivity

@wappler:= you say this to some special sort of looser in Austria

Example: du wappler

@WAPsite:= WAP (Wireless Application Protocol)-enabled site that can be accessed from mobiles.

Example: Now, moving over to M-commerce (Mobile-commerce), we require a huge bandwidth to support WAPsite.

@Warblebottom:= A repugnant know-it-all. A loathsome smartypants.

Example: Neil: That fathead always thinks he knows everything. Roger: Yeah, what a warblebottom...

@warchalking:= Warchalking is the act of adding a simple symbol (presumably in chalk) to the sidewalk or wall near where a wireless 802.11 signal is available. The symbol denotes what sort of Internet access is available and whether or not WEP or other security is used to protect the wireless network. The warchalking idea is based on the hobo sign languages of the early 20th century in the USA. {This word was sent out recently by Paul McFedries.}

Example: Calvin has been busy warchalking the wireless nodes, the hotspots, all over the city.

@warden:= nickname for the parents

Example: No partying at the house tonight, the warden's home.

@warewolf:= Not to be confused with werewolf, a warewolf is a peddler of warez (pirated or cracked software).

Plural: warewolvez.

Example: I was suckered into unknowingly buying a pirated copy of Adobe Acrobat by some nefarious warewolvez.

@Warez-Puppy:= A young child who is obsessed with pirating software.

Example: Look at all the appz this warez-puppy has.

@Warhol:= To make unreal the real, to abstract any situation.

Another meaning: to sieze a moment of notoriety...to steal the show momentarily.

Could be used for something good or bad, usually bad.

Example: He really made a warhol out of the whole situation. OR

The show was great until somebody had to get in there and pull a warhol--and he wasn't even funny.

@wark:= Word filler when you don't know what to say.

Example: Aquila. Aw, Jon, you've got such great legs.

Jon. Wark.

@warpcool:= Someone or something so cool it changes the world in the same way Star Trek warpdrive technology bends space to move the ship.

Example: Wow, the new iMac is warpcool.

@warpig:= A very ugly person.

Example: Take at look at the warpig over there.

@warsh:= to wash something without soap

Example: ewww I cant believe u warshed that cup

@wasabi:= Contraction of the phrase, What's Up?

Example: Phil walked up to Mary and asked wasabi.

@wasband:= Ex-husband. More often used as an insult.

Example: Q. Did you divorce that jerk yet? B. Yes, he has now attained the rank of wasband.

@Wasgonna Nation:= anybody from this group of persons who practice the voicing of intentions just to hear themselves talk or to momentairly make the recipient feel like a beneficiary of an upcoming good intention. Because there are so many who practice this, they have become a nation unto themselves.

Example: Not one of your intentions ever bore fruit, all of which identifies you as a bona fide member of the Wasgonna Nation.

@wash one's vegetables:= To do something considered unacceptable.

Example: Steve wouldn't stop washing his vegetables so we had to ditch him.

@Washerette:= A southern laundramat

Example: Time to take my clothes & get them washed.

@waster:= Wasp as pronouned by Southerners, especially those from East Tennessee.

Example: I sen them wasters up in that thar gum tree.

@Wasup:= 1. A general greeting. 2. A way of saying hey, hi, or hello.

Example: Wasup!

@watch the scenes:= To watch the whole movie.

The opposite of watching a movie on DVD you've already seen, where you skip to the cool parts.

Example: Ernie. Just skip ahead to the car chase.

Bert: No way, I want to watch the scenes.

@watchamacallit:= Word used when you don't know or can't think of what it's called

Example: Can you hand me that watchamacallit please?

@Watchutalkinbout:= Word started by Gary Coleman (Arnold Jackson) to be a fast, effective way of saying what are you talking about.

Example: Ex- Whatchutalkinbout Willis?

@Waterfall Effect:= 1. Used to describe how the sound of running water induces you to pee.