I wished he'd get off his tommy and do some word

@tomorning:= A blend of two words - tomorrow and morning, so it means exactly that - tomorrow morning.

Example: Good night, honey - see you tomorning!

@tomorning:= We say today, tonight, why not tomorning meaning this morning.

Example: Let's go shopping tomorning before we eat lunch.

@Tomthumbfoolery:= Tomfoolery (being daft) on a smaller scale.

Example: He's not a bad lad, just indulges in a bit of tomthumbfoolery now and again.

@tongue-deaf:= a term to describe someone who absolutely, positively cannot whistle a note.

Example: Wayne is tongue-deaf.

@Tongue Suppresser:= A man who while kissing you attempts to thrust his entire tongue into your mouth and subjugates your own to the floor of your mouth. This is a desperate attempt to silence your refusal and propagate. Apparently, the tongue suppresser believes the ovaries are located in the uvula and the semen in his spit.

Example: Mary, why are you talking so funny? Mary:

I wen’ oth with a tongue suppresser las’ night.

@tonk:= To hit someone on the head with something that's hard but doesn't hurt.

Example: So I picked up the Barbie doll and tonked him right there.

@Tonychef:= Coruption of the word Tomy as in the toy maker of old. Used to describe someone who thinks that she is great in the kitchen but seem to have learnt on a toy cooker.

Example: He thought it was great but it seemed a bit tonychef to me.

@too hard basket case:= A guy that you love to death but is too hard to get together with for

reasons that are extremely annoying.

Example: Bob's a bit of a too hard basket case.

@toodiloo:= A farewell or good-bye. Has the potential to make others giggle. Has other spellings.

Example: I have to go. Toodiloo!

@toodle:= To mess with something, especially something you shouldn't mess with.

Example: Don't toodle around with a grizzly bear.

@toodles:= a happy form of good-bye!

Example: See ya tomorrow, toodles!

@toodleth:= a word that can replace good bye, making fun of people with lisps.

Example:

@toogie:= A knot of hair.

Example: It hurts to brush my hair because I have so many toogies.

@took her to school:= Defeating a person thoroughly, making her feel inferior or childish.

Example: I beat Harry in football so bad, I took him to school.

@tool up:= To prepare for an imminent conflict (competitive or violent) by overloading oneself with equipment. From the movie _Johnny Mnemonic_ (Ice-T: You're toolin' up for an evenin.')

Example: Did you see that special forces soldier in the video? He was all tooled up.

@tool:= From MIT. (v) To study. 2. (n) One who does nothing but study. Derogatory

Example: (v) A. Hey, Patrick, you wanna go to the movies? Patrick: No thanks, I've gotta tool. (n) Dan the Man is cool, he's nobody's tool.

@Tool:= One who is useless AND idiotic in all aspects at any given time.

Example: That Tool isn't worth my time.

@toolacious:= Behaviour or expressions that seem to have been performed or

uttered by very stupid or unpleasant people.

Example: Did you hear what he said? Absolutely toolacious.

@toolbar:= Used to describe a dumb person, but specific to computer geeks.

Example: That guy comes to the computer lab every day just to play tetris-arena. What a toolbar!

@toolbox:= Not capable of being classified as JUST a tool. More like a whole box full.

Example: He's such a tool. No, he's far worse, that guy is a toolbox.

@toolicious:= Something that is beyond delicious, too good for words.

Example: The chocolate fudge cake was toolicious.

@toonce:= To pass something.

Example: Please toonce the mashed potatos.

@toonifunkel:= Cool, upbeat, chunky, etc.

Example: The renovations in the moonbar are toonifunkel.

@toothpaste and string:= Something that breaks a lot is made out of this.

Especially with electronics, because nothing that's electronic could actually work if it was made of toothpaste and string.

Example: Their servers are made out of toothpaste and string. They crash hourly.

@toothy problem:= The word is used for an enterprise which is facing a problem only due to its being new in any particular business.

Example: Zee Telefilms has just launched its Internet services so it is more vulnerable to toothy problem of getting new customers.

@tootles:= Another way to say goodbye but in a more chip cherio kind of way.

Example: Well, thanks for inviting me. Tootles!

@tootspne:= The act of singing Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star to imaginary armadillos.

Example: Cassie likes to spend her evenings tootspneing.

@top drawer:= Classy, elegant, the best.

Example: I love Prada boots. They are top drawer.

@tori speak:= Speaking mysteriously, purposefully using confusing images and metaphors that only make sense when Tori Amos uses them as lyrics.

Example: Quit using tori speak and say what you mean.

@toriffic:= Terrible and horrific.

Example: A cow mating with a sheep is toriffic to behold.

@tornado bait:= Synonym for white trash, trailer trash, redneck, cracker, etc.

Example: The guy that tried to steal my bike was tornado bait.

@torrible:= mixture of terrible and horrible

Example: I feel so torrible today

@tort:= To beat up.

Example: When he didn't give me the remote control I threatened to tort him.

@tosh:= Posh is a word usually used to describe a palce, ex. It's a bit posh isn't it?. Well, tosh is a posh place in Texas, ex. Ttah there sure is a tosh ranch if ever I did see one!.

Example:

@tossed:= Drunk. Wasted. Trashed. Blitzed.

Example: Last night, I got totally tossed, and spent the night hugging the porcelain queen.

@total cheeseball:= noun- dork, someone who says cheesy things, jerk; also cheese baller or cheeseballism (act of cheeseballing) ... usually precided by total