- •Interjections from verbs. Used extensively at one time by Amanda Quan of Seattle, wa.
- •It could easily be worse.
- •It was agrobabble to me.
- •Vocabulary will allow her to express.
- •2. More beautiful things could take place in society if antiprostyle would be abandonnated.
- •It is known that expletives and terms of endearment very commonly have four letters,
- •2. Isuggested doing xyz and she got all arsey about it.
- •Invented by Isaac Asimov, but now generally accepted.
- •In response to a question asked, he simply replied with all seriousness, Bread.
- •I woke up this morning with a real atom splitter.
- •2. Oh, my bagels.
- •2. A strip club or a Hooter's restaurant.
- •It was originally derived from people trying to say the word pussy as distorted as humanly possible,
- •2. That night, Garrett went banshing around in the fields behind his house. His car got stuck.
- •2. (N) a non sequitur. (V) To barbecue is to produce a non sequitur orally or in writing.
- •2. Alice: Look! I've got tapeworms!
- •I'm having a Barry
- •It's the name you use when things are getting weird and you need to be someone else.
- •I don't know what I'd have done if I'd seen that psycho again.
- •I don't know what beast of burden has me thinking this way?
- •I was the designated driver when we left the beer garden last night, because I was the only one drinking soda.
- •2. Related to the nationally syndicated radio show Coast to Coast am
- •2. I don't know.
- •I'm mighty bent. Some guy just hit my car door with his. Can you believe that?
- •Ive got big love for him/her
- •2. He was standing right over him and went, bip!
- •Itself when someone scratches its blibula.
- •I was going for a 360, and blough!, right on my head.
- •Is a clear effort of the part of the cia to minimize blowback.
- •It'll probably break down after 10 miles.
- •I realised he was a true bombilogophile.
- •2. Super slam dunk.
- •2. Boosah! (When you've just whipped someone in Mortal Kombat 4, usually in combination with a hand gesture of your choice.)
- •I must seek another boring task just to break the monotony.
- •Immortalized one particularly altered college evening by Mr. Mike Greene.
- •2. Check that roly poly out, he's mega buggin.
- •2. Game played at long meetings likely to be larded with buzzwords.
- •Incredible plan falls apart because you goofed up on something stupid.
- •Voodoo: Bzoing?
- •If you are a true Camperoo, you are at all times itchy to be out of town, tent in tow,
- •I carealess.
- •It also has turned into the kids getting out of school, as catkids
- •If entering one of these areas, say goodbye to your wallet and mobile phone.
- •It gave me the chobeez just thinking about how she would be able to help me further
- •It is a mix between the two holidays, so the everybody is a winner.
- •I use it when I agree or disagree with my friends.
- •It was a case of circumstantial intelligence.
- •2. The vet had to fix the closature of the dog's eye.
- •Individual with access to information) with the intention of recruiting
- •I decided to become a commode commando and used the men’s instead.
- •In it he says Cornbread.... Ain't nothin' wrong with that.
- •If it weren't for the corpsetrunk, Sheila would be 100 percent babe.
- •It's crapola coming your way.
- •Is extraordinarily disasterous or dull.
- •I'm gonna need an umbrella for that Crayola storm.
- •If my dad had a 17-year cultural latency, I'd die.
- •I'm not fat, if that's what you mean...You need a running start to hug her.
- •I have to take a shower and defunkify from my day working in the garden.
- •I need it to mail this poster to my friend.
- •In response to a perceived insult or as a childish retort.
- •It's half past nine.
- •I've heard lots of good jam bands, but Phish is truly the diggidy-swizz!
- •I mean, you either love his music or it drives you mad.
- •If you think the police won't catch you then, you're a bloody dilbry.
- •It's got a clear case of disco leg.
- •It was only when the wine exploded an hour later that I remembered.
- •2. A system or theory that advocates the elimination of a private life,
- •It is neither tied to a holiday nor to a milestone of the company.
- •I mean, she was so beautiful, I wanted to double klick her lips--like, right now.
- •2. Men who don’t shake off the last drop well enough.
- •2. She said that she doesn't grind at clubs and you walked away? Ethan, you're so dumb. That, in all likelihood, means that she grinds at her place.
- •2. Can you dut the car? My hands are full.
- •In humans, often marked by an abject lack of bathing habits,
- •2: Eat Cheeks.
- •It means to be human.
- •Instead of a musical reference, you get eeEeeeeeeeeeeeee--done in a wavering, silly, and sarcastic voice.
- •2. To hit or slap with something representing a tail.
- •2. Someone who will do anything to get as much email as possible. Zzqqyt@yahoo.Com
- •Very rare to find, because many die in their youth.
- •2. You better enron that chick's phone number before your girlfriend sees it.
- •It fools the listener into thinking that her last comment was appreciated and approved of before, a
- •I don't know why this word isn't in a normal dictionary, it seems so useful.
- •I can't hang with you anymore. You're so funny I have bruises from my fallalotsy.
- •In which a tiny woman pretended to be a schoolboy. Still widely used in the uk.
- •I was just leaving.
- •I got home from school, and was too faschnickered to do anything
- •It is a derivative of hottie bombalottie and phat.
- •Involves fast extensions of the limbs, often accompanied by punching noises,
- •It comes from a joke How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? How many? Fish.
- •It works like thingamabob or hoogiewhatsis.
- •2. Can also be used to describe the fat on an overweight person.
- •I had to foist that onto my girlfriend.
- •I have such fontrum for her.
- •Its nature and likely origin
- •I have been forcerized into writing this definition.
- •It's the static that makes the noise and holds the items together--especially wool from polyester.
- •In wide use in southeastern Bay Area.
- •2. To screw up in a particularly convoluted or elegant manner.
- •2. Fear of being hit very hard in the arm; frogged.
- •It was later determined that the last lyric was supposed to be fucking up the Man, but it appeared the tape recording machine used that day, or maybe the piece of media, was fucking up the math.
- •I believe this is a very loose translation of the dictionary definitions for foolish talk, humorous old man.
- •If something is bad
- •2. Wave Rally really ganks. The screenshots looked cool, but the game plays horribly.
- •In the feline world, the cats who are generally considered the snobbiest and rudest of all are those who speak chatois.
- •It was generational dissonance that kept him from seeing that it would clearly have the same sad
- •2. He got red with me when I told him to find somebody else to work this weekend.
- •I was entertained by this for quite an inappropriatly long time... Not in front of her, of course...
- •I'll finish the quarterly report after I'm done with this game of Tetris.
- •It is intended as an affectionate term; an undaunted local hero facing an adverse and ignorant situation.
- •2. An unknown booger-ish thing on you.
- •In this context it means really nifty, really cool.
- •2:What the goob? Awww, goob!
- •Impressively, even the tea at Ramon's is greasy.
- •I don't want them all over the car.
- •It refers to the imagined belief that the automobile is powered by small rodents running
- •2. Amusement taken from looking at the naked torso of an aging gent
- •It is used for groups or individuals. Adds pizazz to a conversation, I think.
- •I guess it wasn't meant to be.
- •2. To make a sequel to a successful film while disregarding quality and taste.
- •X: Then Bill told that story about the speeding ticket again. Y: Again? Honk shoe.
- •It can be sad (hoorJ...) or overly exciting (HoOoORj!).
- •I think I feel a hygenic trifecta coming on. Bert. No way. Jeez, she must be really important to you.
- •1960S uk slang, used in interviews by The Small Faces, who later went on to pen Itchycoo Park.
- •It means what it describes: definitely there is some intelligence in a stupid person.
- •I stared at him incredulously.
- •Via a swift smack or calculated drop (see percussive maintenance).
- •I'm too busy to watch tv, so I'm invidiate.
- •Irregardless of your feelings.
- •2. That ischnot the right answer.
- •It is a third person singular gender-neutral pronoun.
- •I really hope George Lucas doesn't jarjar up his next Star Wars movie.
- •2. The thrill a Jew feels upon finding other cool thingss about Jews in the public eye.
- •2: A small machine for mathematical jubberlations--jubberlating machine.
- •Implies the notion that the subject is now ready to to go out,
- •I'm not surprised I broke my arm; I've still got some bad juju from that time I hacked pseudodictionary.Com.
- •I've got horrible junioritis.
- •2. Groceries, in general. As in, I am going to go to the store to buy more junts.
- •It has to be this word
- •2. Look what Joe's wearing. Keppo!
- •2. Replacement term for a curse word where it's not appropriate...Usu. In surprise
- •I can see why and how it changed, but have never been able to confirm it. [Didn't the vaudevillians spell it keester or keister?]
- •It is used in Singapore English and has its roots in Hokkien,
- •It is truly a disservice to the free flow of infotainment.
- •It refers to the sinister type of rubbish which simply builds up without any human intervention.
- •It was a good display of knotsmanship, though.
- •In place of proper 'net English, a terrible need to prove oneself, and many other annoying habits that only script kiddies and l33t h4x0r boys (and girls) have.
- •2. We waited for Maria for an hour--she's such a lagger.
- •2. He'll never make it, he's way too lastel.
- •If he's not left, he's sure wearing his hat. Must have come in from Vinita.
- •It was a real Lennon moment.
- •It just came in about five or ten words early.]
- •It was her favourite job yet, but the company shut down within
- •2. The act of wandering through links.
- •It was another lunchbag letdown.
- •2Pm such a big meal that you aren't hungry again and so skip supper.
- •2. Oh, lurvacious pink glitter lipgloss. Gotta have it.
- •Is anything but a natural in the role.
- •I'm so magrivated!
- •I'll have to beg for her forgiveness.
- •If only he'd worn his socks!
- •I had a date last night, but the guy was so marlon blando, I hope I never see him again
- •2. Well, you know you can just stick that in a McDonald's.
- •I don't want to go through all the work of putting up resumes and finding something real.
- •Very common among college students and bar patrons.
- •In men it usually applies to the head, in women it is also sometimes applied to the chest.
- •In three part harmony--most impressive.
- •2. Sometimes when you're sick, you have to have a mew.
- •Instead, one must turn right, and then do a u-turn through the median to turn left.
- •V. To incorrectly spell a word, often resulting in humor.
- •In anticipation of a parental visit.
- •2. Didja' see the pizza guy? That mongloid could barely fit through the door. (Less of the meathead sense here. The pizza guy's a lot less likely to be acting like a jerk.)
- •I was teasing Phil's cat; which was funny until it went monkey on my face.
- •It's time to moon the dog! Let's go!
- •2. Chris is blatantly multi-ing.
- •I can eat lunch, finish my history paper, surf the net, talk on the phone,
- •2. Of, or pertaining to the physical, emotional and psychological characteristics of Jake from the New Zealand Maori movie, _Once Were Warriors_.
- •I didn't even eat anything with mustard on it today. How'd it get there!?
- •5. The phrase used by a female to thwart a male's advances.
- •I used to see those Naders with the bumper stickers upside down...
- •I got such a bad case of narapoia, that I kept going past my house until it was safe.
- •Is edited in a patch it, (the exploit) is said to be nerfed.
- •It comes from new vidiot as well as from the name of the company nVidia.
- •If you get two strikes and on the third you leave one pin standing you are one shy of a turkey
- •2. My new hairstyle is a joy--it's onphacupable.
- •It's a funny word and good for making excuses.
- •It is a particle beam emitted from the female's forehead with the force of 99 gazillion
- •2. Someone who has become a fan of Ozzy, especially after not being very familiar with him.
- •2) Lara and I painted the town red last night. I've never had so much fun before.
- •2) If the snow is too soft on the snowman, pank it down some more to make it harder.
- •I just looked at the tosser and yelled pants.
- •I'll have to change my password, but won't use it enough to remember it.
- •It is shorter than typing peace easy.
- •2. Some of the beaches in Florida are filled with peach cobblers.
- •2. As people in general.
- •I was going to send you the damn check but...This damn pentropy....
- •It tries to send the last of the water through to brew.
- •2. Adj. Expression of a confused state.
- •2: The cab you get into because you are too drunk to drive.
- •I wish he just dropped dead on the spot! Not only was he rude, but he also smelled awful!
- •Inappropriateness varies proportionately to the lateness of the band.
- •2. Used as a substitute for any kind of good comeback.
- •It is considered a blue-collar way of speaking, and not something you would want to use in a job interview.
- •I don't know. But they still ramble on, then you can say, Get away from me, ya piv! And then walk away.
- •In order to plague and aggravate millions of peaceful Internet users.
- •2. Cathy is acting like she wants to hang out with us tonight--it's a play-on.
- •2. To leave immediately after hearing a pock request, without bearing the speaker any ill will.
- •It's just another politrick to slow down growth.
- •2. A person who wears dentures.
- •In English lot is much.
- •2. Something inadequate or inferior. (Second use coined by the mighty poser Brandon Bingham of Sacramento, ca.)
- •Visions concerning the future.
- •I am goin' to open up a serious can of whup-ass on your head. The Duke: So, block me.
- •In a 1998 keynote address or their paper by the ton.
- •2. Adhd or add is nothing but a bunch of psychobabble.
- •In which actual words are required. Made up spelled backwards is puedam.
- •In front of the students in maths or science lessons without them necessarily realising.
- •Isn't that wall is beutifully rainbowarised?
- •Vice President of Intel's Mobile Products Group.
- •It comes from the basketball player Reggie Miller, who is known for making clutch shots at the end of a game.
- •2. Well-rounded, or well-versed.
- •It's a '32 cabriolet, but with a 1950 ohc v8, and the rear-end is an indi off of a jag.
- •It can, by extension, be applied liberally to other instances of forced nostalgia.
- •I start feeling retrosexual.
- •In all games.
- •2. My first computer was a Commodore 64 that got four rods to the hog's head of memory.
- •2. To be taken advantage of.
- •2. Dizzy person. (Compare to actual English word dotard.)
- •It evolved from a drink labled rum, but tasting much more like vodka.
- •I'll just mulitply it by the Safstrom-Phillips Non-Constant and use whatever I get.
- •It's scanny.
- •2. One who steals runs just so he will have more deliveries (thus, more money at the end of the night).
- •2. What a lie! Nah, only screw-chinged the truth a bit.
- •2) A low life human
- •2.One who is happy to be scruffy in looks or personality. Not taking pride in one's self.
- •2. A term for any body part that would otherwise be unfit for public discussion.
- •2. To use sex in a negative way to harm someone else's relationship.
- •In which you can defeat someone without actually hitting any vulnerable spots.
- •It was giving me cavities.
- •In a state of shock, he screams Shmotent!
- •2. Worthless or nonsensical collection of objects.
- •2. Anything pulled out of a nose
- •It's taking its toll on my mind and body; too much more of this and I'll be skidding out.
- •In the same way that acreage is used to describe the size of an area of land.
- •I feel very slirty today.
- •It can also be used as, You just got slued.
- •2. My mouth always feels a bit smeggy in the morning.
- •I used this word (not so eloquently) to tell my husband how intelligent I was. [Eloquently enough for me.]
- •I feel snarfy today because I woke up late and didn't have time to do my hair or makeup.
- •2. Kate produced a loud snoffle.
- •I'm sure they're talking about me--I think they need to be doused with solvent green.
- •2. Spam written in Spanish.
- •I like to take off most of my clothing and pitch a fit about nothing,
- •2. Descriptive of the motions of a very uncoordinated dancer.
- •2. They were spigotting the ketchup and mayonnaise. (I.E., the bottles were put on the table, not put into proper dishes for serving.
- •If, during sex with her on top, you flick her, she'd spin around like a nut on a bolt.
- •I think it's only fair, after all I did let you go home early last night. Geez, what a spoiler.
- •2. The sudden realization that you're doing something worthy of a Jerry Springer guest.
- •Verb - to offer a solution that only poorly addresses a problem
- •In the erroneous belief that it makes one immune to a parking ticket.
- •2. I know I just slept with that guy's sister, but why is he giving me such steel??
- •I thought it would be fun to make up definitions for these funny words.
- •Is now stuck holding on to them.
- •It was a suckfest.
- •Is going on and on about how much her life...Well...Sucks.
- •2: Supinin tonight? Any plans?
- •2. A person possesing smartness in style.
- •2. Sweet? (Anyone want to smoke a cigarette?)
- •It is possible to use this word in every context possible.
- •Informing them that they will be severely beaten if they occupy your seat upon your return.
- •I know you cain't have no beer on accounta what that judge sed, but can I offer you a t-Nab?
- •2. A person whose expectations are far in excess of the reality of her situation.
- •I got myself into a tastie situation last night when I locked myself in the broom cupboard.
- •In 1989, I became a Techno-Peasant when hired to do data-entry for the Federal Government.
- •2. The manner in which something functions or operates.
- •I only see the Golden Arches.
- •2. Everbody's after Tim like he was the Doyle Owl.
- •I used to have the Ness, but I think I've lost it.
- •2. Trophy girlfriend or boyfriend.
- •2. In intense consentration.
- •Very helpful in locating your car.
- •2. I wanted to argue with him but his logic was way too tight.
- •If permission to reproduce is not granted, the example will be rewritten. Ng's use of gaslight as a verb is the first the editor has seen and he thought it worth recording for posterity.
- •If you eat the all the brownies while I'm out, consider yourself toadmeat.
- •I wished he'd get off his tommy and do some word
- •I wen’ oth with a tongue suppresser las’ night.
- •Verb-cheeseballing
- •I somehow ended up in Times Square ten times this week when I've done my best to avoid it my
- •2. Shut your trap. I don't want to hear another word from you.
- •2. To be trendy.
- •In Australia they even have number plates that start with a t.
- •It is the ideal death.
- •2. Stoners tend to use this comment when reacting to other Stoners' stories, comments, etc.
- •2) Tronning: watching something you secretly like. Or secretly watching something you like.
- •2. To slap someone with a trout.
- •2: True dat.
- •In old western films, a blowing tumblweed was used as a sign of boredom or lack of action.
- •I was repulsed and dumped him that afternoon.
- •It's a phrase used to describe someone unfortunate enough to have been born so ugly.
- •2. A state of diminished mental capacity: caffeine-deprived.
- •Invented by my friend paul, who is too unenlightened to post it himself.
- •It was created and used by my friend Patricia 25 years ago in Banff.
- •2. I'm guarenteed to get some tonight, because that girl looks very user friendly.
- •2. A state of total disaster that ends in miserable failure.
- •V. To run from trouble.
- •2. Using gobs of action verbs (reserved usage for snooty writing groups).
- •2. To annoy in extreme fashion.
- •2. The wipeout gave him a severe case of vodrot vision.
- •I walloped about three plates of it, much to the horror and consternation of my friends.
- •2. May also be used to describe how when a girl has to go to the bathroom
- •Implies that their fans all wear those heinous, super short, ragged cut-off jean shorts,
- •I'm doing webfare.
- •2Get the widget in the moto, tank. Wha?...Werno.
- •It is a combination of Westlaw and Lexis, the dominant vendors in the field.
- •I was so bored waiting.
- •Very popular in Holyoke and Massachusetts as a whole.
- •2. It's Monday, I woke up late, haven't had my cappuccino yet--I am feeling wiggy.
- •2. Anything overly cute, sappy, sentimental, etc. Could be considered to be winky.
- •Interested? I'd have to send you a file. They're generally held to be fun.
- •2. Someone that has the drooling potentiality of a block of wood (see also: pocket lint).
- •2. She looks so wooftie I can't believe he likes her.
- •In this case, Sally did indeed get something to eat while at the store, but she also had ulterior motives--perhaps she has a thing for one of the cashiers at the store?
- •Xuxoren.
- •If your mouse pointer is over a mine, the upper-left pixel on your screen will be black.
- •3 Dollars in his pocket, a least one dui or future dui, low self-esteem, and a trailer or apartment he shares with other yardrats.
- •2: Oh, c'mon! Yawn!
- •2. A famous cellist named Yo Yo Ma.
- •Ignore his daughter with impunity.
2. He was standing right over him and went, bip!
@Bip:= 80s slang for cool.
Example: AJ is so bip.
@bird-acide:= A clean window.
Example: The bird-acide already killed three bluejays and one robin today.
@bird food:= What health nuts and vegetarians eat to gain protein: nuts, oats, soy and seeds, etc.
Example: Angela: Instead of a beef hamburger, try a garden-burger. It's got nuts and oats and is healthier for you. Brent: I don't like bird food.
@birdie-num-nums:= Tasty treats of any nature.
Example: Want to go get some birdie-num-nums? I am starving!
@birdie bacon:= when the worms that crawl out on the sidewalk during a rainstorm get stuck there and are fried by the sun.
Example: Shirley hates walking to school after a storm because she hates stepping on birdie bacon.
@birdie nest:= When you go fishing and your line jumbles up in a big ball.
Example: I got a birdie nest over here! Unc Sam, I need more line!
@birth-control glasses:= large, bulky, ugly eyeglass frames. Used to describe standard issue basic training glasses in the US Army
Example:
@birthaversary:= Used when one spouse's birthday falls on the couple's anniversary.
Example: Happy Birthaversary to you.... (We have a lot in our family...same tune as Happy Birthday.)
@biscaine:= To play too much or to talk nonsense to someone.
Example: You need to give me my money while you biscainein.
@biscuit-mouth:= The unpleasant condition caused by eating too many biscuits (especially Ginger Nuts) in one sitting.
Example: Quick, I need tea to treat this biscuit-mouth!
@biscuit:= One who is cute.
Example: Wow, did you see that guy sitting across from us? He was a real biscuit.
@Bishop's Collar:= Term originally used to indicate the exact half-inch of foam at top of a newly poured Guinness. Could also be used to indicate dismay at the large amount of foam at the top of a newly poured American beer.
Example: What a rip-off. Look at the size of that bishop's collar the bartender gave you--that's at least 30% less beer--we should go kick his ass.
@bishtacular:= Awsome, cool, the best.
Example: Today sure was bishtacular! I scored major with this hot chick!
@bisocial:= Able to hang out with both men and women.
Example: Carla invited him to her baby shower; he must be bisocial.
@bisted:= Combination of bit and busted
Example: We got bisted by the cops last night.
@bitch-sized:= Puny, small, miniscule.
Example: After wrecking his Z28, Jerry felt foolish driving a Toyota with its bitch-sized four cylinder.
@bitch boy:= Someone who is acting inappropriately in a social setting. Also describes someone generally disliked.
Example: That bitch boy over there with the busted nose was trying to roll up on my girl. Guess how he got the busted nose.
@Bitch Fuel:= Common vernacular describing the assortment of alco-pops and vodka-and-something-based bottled drinks. Cheap and high in alcohol.
Example: Damn, she's getting through the bitch fuel at light speed. or More bitch fuel, darlin'?
@bitch:= Demeaning term. To be someone's bitch is to be taken advantage of.
Example: 1. Don't let him treat you like that. You're not his bitch. 2. I'm not your bitch.
@bitchcakes:= Describing a mad state, often involving rapid violent action or futile pacing or anger.
Example: The teacher catches me swiping candy from her jar just as she comes back into the room
and next thing you know she's gone bitchcakes.
@bitched-out:= 1. Unable to perform certain actions expected of oneself 2. To yell and curse at someone, demean, demoralize
Example: 1. Mark bitched-out. After a couple of brews he was unable to attend to the nuddies at the nudie bar. 2. John bitched-out his co-worker about his poor work performance and overall lack of effort.
@bitchelugger:= Someone who mooches in a whiny and mean way.
Example: He was using his high-pitched voice just for a cookie. That punk is a bitchelugger.
@bitchology:= The act of bitching taken to such a high level it could be considered a science.
Example: What's the matter with Steve? I didn't know he had a degree in bitchology.
@bitchslap:= From the stereotype of a pimp's demeaning and abusive treatment of his prostitutes, whom he refers to as his bitches. Those who use the term typically see themselves as being superior and as being in a situation that calls for them to mete out harsh, abrupt, and abusive treatment for what they perceive as stupid or disrespectful behavior--or simply when they think such treatment is needed to remind someone of her inferior status.
Example: You talk back to me one more time, and I'll bitchslap you.
@Biter:= Someone who steals a saying or move from someone else.
Example: You're a biter--I made up that dance move.
@bitspit:= Bunch of words generated by electronic text device. Usually used in digital correspondence.
(First seen years ago on hotwired.com, Jargon Watch.)
Example: He wrote me this huge email. I have never seen such bitspit.
@bitter barn:= Where we are when we are in a bitter mood.
Example: I need to get out of the bitter barn and have some fun.
@Bizarro:= To describe something odd or unusual
NB:usually said in a dumb cheerleader voice
Example: Oh my God,did you see the way Alice was acting today.It was,like,totally bizarro.
@bizatch:= Stupid and irresponsible.
Example: She's a bizatch.
@biznatch:= A guy who is a source of annoyance. Also can be used in a playful manner between male friends.
Example: You know, Jim is being such a biznatch. OR Hey! what's happening, biznatch?
@Biznical:= It happened accidently when trying to elucidate the business (biz) and technical (nical)requirements being addressed in a proposal. I accidently combined the two words into biznical. Funnily enough the audience understood and appreciated my thrifty use of language - it demonstrated a respect for their precious time!
Example: The following analogies fully address the biznical requirements identified through the consulting effort, and appear in order of importance in the scope of works under section.....
@Biznitch:= 1. For use when either bitch is inappropriate or when one wants to feign an urban vernacular.
2. Business.
Example: 1. That homework you gave us for the weekend was a real biznitch, Professor Hall.
2. Mind your own biznitch, biznitch.
@Bizounce:= To leave.
Example: Hey, I gotta bizounce now, yo.
@bizurdity:= General expression of weirdness in person or thing.
A person not incapable of growing huge batwings and screeching like a servant of doom.
Or someone just a little different.
Example: That new guy in accounts is bizurdity.
@bizzomb:= Da bomb.
Example: That shirt is bizzomb.
@Bjarnism:= A translated phrase that makes little sense in English.
Example: When I went to Japan, I saw so many bjarnisms.
@blabler:= Someone who talks a lot.
Example: Mom, I need to use the phone and Lance won't get off.!
I know, he's a blabler.
@blabuloma:= Other people's screaming and ill-behaved children in public places.
Example: It's usually a nice restaurant, but tonight, blabuloma ruined our dinner.
@blaccuum:= A person or thing with the inexplicable ability to suck the blackness out of any situation.
Example: Dylan Little (who can be found at www.xanderspalace.net) is a complete and utter blaccuum
in speech and mannerisms.
@black magic:= Body putty consisting of a cream hardener and putty-like mixture. Used in Ohio for vehicle body repair.
Example: I'm going to use black magic on that rusted section of fender.
@Black Man's Rage:= Abbreviated BMR.
?Not a derogatory term; ascribed simply to a person of color in an angered or irritated state.
Example: That big guy over there has a serious case of BMR.
I'm afraid he's going to hurt somebody.
@blade:= (n,v) Backstabber, backstab. (adj) Two-faced. Currently used in Canadian Army.
Example: I can't believe he did that with your girl. What a blade. He really bladed you.
@bladow:= Blah daugh. An exclamation used to emphasize a statement made by another.
Example: Steve: Damn, she looks good. Josh: Bladow!
@blag:= Take, get, buy, etc.
Example: Go to the grocery store and blag me some Oreos.
@blahriffic:= Intrinsically mundane or mediocre, but nevertheless presented
as if it is exciting or superior.
Example: Don's birthday party was simply blahriffic.
@blahzee-blahzee:= Used when relating to another person non-essential talk or events that took place at some other time.
Most likely derived as a mispronunciation of blase, but with the spirit of that word kept intact.
Example: So, I say to him, like, how was your date and what did you do?
And he says to me, Well, you know, we went to bar, had some drinks, blahzee-blahzee, talked about, you know, music, movies, blahzee-blahzee, and she says, like, blahzee-blahzee, and it was a great evening.
So I say, Glad to hear it.
@blairio:= Compliment or insult depending on tone of voice.
Example: Oh, blairio!
@blam sammy:= An exeptionally good sandwich or a woman who is particularly attractive to you.
Example: Sheila was a definitely a blam sammy in her younger days.
@blam:= A verb used to describe sudden, loud, dramatic entry into a party scene, perhaps uninvited, by someone intoxicated.
Example: We blammed into The Ripcord at 2:30 that morning, hootin' and hollerin'.
@Blame bob englingbeth:= A phrase from a little know fable where everyone blames Bob Englingberth..
Example: We'll just have to blame Bob Englingberth.
@blamestorming:= Like brainstorming, only with malice - the process of a group of people (usually in a work context) deciding who is going to be allocated with the responsibility for a particular disaster (usually without fair basis)
Example: after the nuclear power plant blew up, the team naturally did some urgent blamestorming and before the day was over, were able to report to the CEO that it was Frank's mistake that caused the meltdown.
@Blamethrower:= Someone who refuses to accept personal responsibility for anything.
Example: Did you hear about the blamethrower who sued a burger chain because he was fat?
@blandiose:= A person, place, idea, or thing that exhibits extraordinarily mundane qualities.
Example: His blandiose plan for the city included free pens for the homeless.
@blandwich:= Bland sandwich, lacking flavor and texture, and which you eat at your desk...on an uninspiring Tuesday
Example: A. What's for lunch? B. I've got a blandwich again. It's Tuesday, isn't it?
@blarg:= Used to express anger, irritation, contempt, or disappointment
Example: Blarg! This stupid computer is s...l...o...w.
@blargh:= just argh with bl in front of it. Sentence: Blargh! I can't believe I know the lyrics to this NSYNC song!
Example:
@BLARGO!:= Word used to fill an uneasy void in a conversation. A quick escape route from a conversation.
Example: Ben: Isn't she good looking? I'd like to date her. Ted: Thats my mum! Ben: Er...um...BLARGO!
@Blarp:= An action committed following a burp in order to avoid getting slapped in the head.
Example: Upon hearing the loudest belch of the night, David gave Gary five seconds to blarp before lunging for him.
@Blaspafalibility:= The ability to fail terribly or be beaten by an opponent.
Example: James was not invincible against the ninja. He had blaspafalibility.
@blasted:= To get in serious trouble.
Example: I'm gonna be late for work again this week; I'm gonna get blasted!
@blastissimo:= It means playing too loudly on an instrument.
Example: Let's not play blastissimo, boys and girls.
@blastov:= A Russian rocket launch.
Example: The successful blastov called for vodka all around.
@blat:= Damn. Used to express dissatisfaction. Not to be confused with the Russian term.
Example: Whadda ya mean you scratched my car? Blat!
@blatulent:= Describes the sounds made by French horns, instruments which are constantly out of tune, and speak with uncontrollable intensity and volume. Inspired by the blatty initial sound made as horn players play a note and try to correct the hideous resulting sound while it is sustained.
Example: The blatulent horns ruined the concert yet again.
@blatzted:= To get drunk on cheap beer, especially Blatz brand.
Example: We went fishing up near Sheboygan and just got blatzted in the boat.
@blaze:= (v)to leave in a hurry.
Example: I gotta' blaze.
@bleating heart:= (noun phrase) An intensely visceral yearning or hankering for.
The expression is a portmanteau derived from bleeding heart (of bleeding heart dove)
and bleating (pleading sound of an ewe). Works especially well in conjunction with I love ewe.
(Bleating may also be used on its own in verbal form.)
Example: (noun form) Don't toy with my bleating heart.
(verb form) I will bleat for her all my life.
(varient abstract nominal form) Man, I'm bleat.
@Bleckh:= How you feel when there is nothing really wrong with you that a doctor would be able to identify--
but still an awful, yucky feeling in the pit of your stomach.
Example: I don't think I really need to go to the hospital or anything. I just feel bleckh.
@bleeble:= when someone who really should not hear you swear, does. Such as your grandparents, boss or a teacher
Example: Ed was severly punished for his bleeble.
@Bleeding Edge:= Newer than new; far ahead of the cutting edge.
Example: This guy is always on the bleeding edge of technology.
@bleeding:= 1980s USAF slang. Being so tired on a night shift, you feel like you are bleeding to death.
Example: Last night I drank fourteen cups of coffee and was still bleeding.
@Bleepilepsy:= From Douglas Coupland's MicroSerfs: the twitching reaction of a group of people disturbed the the sound of a pager or mobile phone going off. Usually results in frenzied hunting through handbags, pockets, rucksacks, etc.
Especially frenzied when a phone goes off in a theatre.
Example: The meeting collapsed into chaos as Fred's mobile went off. Everyone went into bleepilepsy until they realised they had better taste than to use the Nokia standard ringtone.
@blerp:= Sound effect.
Example: I think this coffee maker is broken; it just went blerp at me.
@bletcherous:= Odious; awful.
Alternate: blecherous.
Example: Hold your nose before looking at this code; it's bletcherous.
@blew a wheel:= Fell or slipped.
Example: Did you see him? He almost blew a wheel.
@bliar:= Beautiful liar.
Example: People will believe a bliar over a man; bliars have found they can do about anything they want.
@blibula:= A blibula is a place on a dog where if you scratch him, it will make him scratch himself.
Example: I marvel at the way no dog can resist scratching