2) Lara and I painted the town red last night. I've never had so much fun before.

@paint watcher:= a person that sits there and stares at the wall with no concern

Example: you are a paint watcher bob

@pajamaficate:= the act of putting pajamas on kids when its bedtime also pajamafy, pajamafication

Example: Ok kids..time to pajamaficate

@palais de poulet:= KFC.

Example: A: Whats for dinner?

B: Let's hit palais de poulet.

@palanka:= word used when describing a strong feeling of dummy happiness. Can also be applied to a situation. The word comes from a contraction of Paul Anka (famous soft-cheese singer).

Example: A real cool palanka day

@palare:= Also spelt polaris, this is a theatrical language which is now out of date. Also associated with circus performers and gays (polari). It is common in the UK radio show Round the Horne in the 1960s and was used by the out of work actors Julian and Sandy.

Example: He knows all the palare doesn't he?

@Paleomingus:= An era shortly after the neoCharleston period when avante guarde jazz music was cooler than that before the Ice Age.

Example: That's just a Paleomingus disk, Jim, -Way out! my Bee-Bop Buddy!

@palicip:= Pa-LIS-ep. Licking one's own lips continually, even though they are chapped and licking them only makes them hurt worse.

Example: Nicky: Oww. my lips are so chapped!

Lauryn: Well, quit paliciping them!

@palk:= A geriatric, trundling motion, devoid of any other deliberation bar that of the need to get to B from A.

Example: Old Mrs Watts palked across the zebra crossing to fetch her pension.

@palligator:= A supposed friend who takes advantage of you.

Example: I no longer trust her; she's a palligator.

@pally:= Used either for someone who is more than an acquantiance but less than a friend or for people you don't know. Used like Sport. As in, Why don't you just call me Sport?

Example: Listen here, pally, I won't give you this orange for free. Not on your life.

@Palm-Salsa:= Hand sweat

Example: I've got serious Palm-Salsa going on here from my mouse

@Palmer Eldritch moment:= The apparent bending of reality, as happens frequently in the sci-fi classic

The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch, by Philip K. Dick.

Example: Hey, I read the word 'adulation' in my book the exact moment you said it.

Wow, Palmer Eldritch moment.

@palmify:= Enter info into your favorite PDA.

Example: Mark forgot to palmify his girlfriend's birthday, now he is in the dog house.

@palmpilot:= Clueless, helpless, loser, etc.

Example: That guy is a Palmpilot.

@Palooka:= Sports Slang. An incompetent or easily defeated player, especially a prize fighter. [Coined by Jack Conway (1886-1928), American journalist.]

Example: I'll tell you what, he got knocked out in the 3rd round like he was a palooka.

@Palookatheorem:= A theorem developed during a fight.

Example: Rocky had a palookatheorem about letting the other guy keep hitting him in order to let him wear himself out.

@palum-:= Prefix. Meaning that the word being modified is taken to the extreme.

Example: Washing dishes for your occupation would make you palumpoor.

@pandanous:= Fairly average or boring.

Example: My weekend was pretty pandanous.

@Panderise:= Too study too hard, so that your eyes get black circles and your skin becomes pale from spending too much time indoors.

Example: Bob was very stressed during the exam period and he became panderised.

@pandesicate:= When a well funded, aggressively marketed and widely touted start-up

goes belly-up despite the silver spoon in its mouth. Also known as Kennedyfication.

Example: Oh! Looks like b2b4u.com just pandesicated. Their homepage is showing the sorry we burnt all our money message. Guess all that funding from wasn't enough.

@Panesoterical:= The state of mind where you beleive you are misunderstood by everybody on the planet.

Example: That Karen--she's really out there. She's so panesoterical nobody gets her.

@panhassling:= aggressive panhandling

Example: The guy on Haight Street started panhassling me, but I just walked away.

@panic mechanic:= A psychiatrist, psychologist, or other professional whose mission is to save people

from their own neuroses, issues, and insecurities.

Example: Mom's about to flip out. Call her panic mechanic.

@panjandrously:= This is a word used to describe how enormously hungry you are when the old

word hungry just won't do as it doesn't even come close to appreciating how hugely hungry

you are at the moment.

Example: When you have completed an enormous hike you might need to say, I'm PANJANDROUSLY hungry!

@Pank:= A word we used growing up in the Upper Penninsula of Michigan where we got lots of snow. Usually refers to packing down snow but can be used for dirt, leaves etc

Example: 1) I had a big snow pile in front of the door, but I panked it down to get out.