2. The sudden realization that you're doing something worthy of a Jerry Springer guest.

Example: When he woke up in the hotel room with the motorcycle gang, John had a real Springer moment.

@Springersville:= Another fitting name for our friendly neighborhood trailer parks

Example: Ya just never know what you're gonna see in Springersville.

@Sprink:= Pre-rain from the sky that is halfway between a mist and a sprinkle. Just enough to annoy you on the windshield, but would completely smear the entire windshield if you turned the wipers on.

Example: We can still play soccer--it's only sprinking. OR It might rain because I felt a sprink.

@sprinkles:= A psyche; just playing; joking around.

Example: You have something in your teeth.... Sprinkles.

@spriteaholic:= A person who drinks large amounts of Sprite or is obsessed with Sprite or sprites.

Example: Erica drank 8 cups of Sprite in one night. She's a spriteaholic.

@spritely jig:= Celebratory dance .

Example: After their victory the team danced a spritely jig.

@sproing:= The sound a compressed spring makes as it is being released.

Example: The spring made a sproing sound as it leapt from the dismantled watch.

@Sprong:= An agri fork with four spikes, found only in Wexford, S.E. Ireland.

Example: To sprong some hay or straw with a sprong. To load or move hay or straw with a fork.

@Sprongle:= To sustain a light injury to the wrist, ankle, knee or shoulder, mid-way between a wrench and a sprain, usually vanishing within two days.

Example: I cannot play tennis tonight - I sprongled my shoulder lifting a bag of cement last night

@sprunch:= Lunch/supper.

Example: Let's do sprunch sometime.

Let's go to Vic's for sprunch.

@sprunescoot:= The action that occasionally happens when your mouth is open and you taste something particularly yummy, creating a stream of spit that arcs out of your mouth

Example: I was eating sherbert and sprunescooted all over Sharon

@sptuty:= Sport Utility Vehicle. I bought one. I had a hard time describing it to my young kids as car or a truck or an SUV--didn't make sense to them. The registration had the abbreviation sptuty. So that's what Chrissie and Sarah and I decided to call it.

Example: Dad, there's a sptuty bigger than yours.

@Spub Day:= March 3, a holiday in honor of silliness.

Example: Happy Spub Day, and don't forget to shine the penguin.

@spubble:= The cross between a person's space and bubble. A person's personal space.

Example: Get out of my spubble! Chris yelled as the teacher stood too close to him.

@SPuD:= Shimano Pedaling Dynamics (SPD).

Any pedal on a bicycle that uses a form of clip-in ski binding to hold your foot onto the pedal.

SPuD newbies spend a lot of time failing to unclip from their pedals when coming to a halt,

and consequently keel over sideways into the ground whilst still attached to their bikes with a puzzled expression on their faces. This is amusing to experienced SPuD users, but not the newbie in question.

Example: I bought SPuDs and spent a week falling over sideways.

Consequently I have plenty of scabs on my arms and legs.

@spudgy:= anything happy and good. derived from putting two words together along time ago.

Example: today is going to be a spudgy day! look at those people, they sure look spudgy!

@spudgy:= Something plump, squishy and moist.

Example: The newborn baby was rather spudgy.

@spudwinkle:= An interjection used to express and relieve frustration

Example: Spudwinkle!

@spug-nugget:= A piece of dirt, crud, etc.

Example: Could you take this spug-nugget off my shirt?

@spum:= that disgusting white foamy stuff that forms at the corners of the mouth caused by talking too much.

Example: Lauryn, did you see the spum on Mr. Smith today?

@spundry:= A person who has just been brainwashed and denies it. In other words, he's confused.

Example: After he was brainwashed, Charla threw him straight into the dryer. Now he's spundry.

@spunt:= Small, withered, or tragically inadequate--like a Charlie Brown Christmas tree. Sort of a combination of runty and spent.

Example: Your beard is spunt--shave it off if you want to get the babes.

@Spurl:= An overweight adolecent

v. Spurling - To trim ones finger or toe nails

Example: Did you see those two spurls walking down the sidewalk?

v. So I was spurling my toes the other day and beleive it or not I almost took the whole thing off.

@spurp:= When a person tries to speak, but burps instead.

Example: The crowd was amused by her spurp.

@sput:= Past participle of spit.

Example: Yesterday, I sput out the window.

@sputer:= Stupid computer--when you're upset.

Example: My OS crashed my sputer the other day.

@squab:= An expression of great joy, glee, or excitement.

Example: I'm feeling so squab. OR Squab!

@squalorship:= The living conditions available to a student who has been issued a

student loan from the Federal or Provincial governments;

also the living conditions available once the collection agencies start looking for the loans to be paid back.

Example: My OSAP squalorship was just enough to motivate me to work at the 7-11.

@squank:= To be swindled, cheated, or otherwise screwed,

especially by a female of questionable integrity and appearance.

Example: That woman stole your what? Bob, you got squanked.

@square:= a cigarette

Example: Hey, can I bum a square?

@Squarg:= (n) A small, brownish-grey troll-type creature, found in city sewers--or in swamps.

(v) To squat, scurry, or crawl in the manner of the squarg.

Example: The best method of moving through small pipes is to slowly squarg through it sideways.

@squarical:= Similar to but not exactly a square.

Example: He drew a squarical shape on the wall.

@squarr:= Popularised by Clem Bowland as an alternative to square, as in loser.

Example: Not drinking?! You're a squarr. That's not like you, Chris. Get stupid with the rest of us.

@squawk:= (verb) to complain loudly, often, and without logic or reason. The squawker's pitch is unbearable

Example: After Nancy Kramered into my office for the last time, she squawked on and on about her last meeting.

@squea:= A term for wazzzup or cool.

Example: Squea, Sara? Sque, Sara.

@squeam:= The reaction of a squeamish person to a source of fear.

Example: When she saw all the blood, Mary started to squeam.

@squee:= A disgusting, slimy substance.

Example: Look at all that squee. Who's going to clean it up?

@squeeble:= Variant of greeble.

Adding squeebles is common step in the process of designing fictional craft. Squeebles are small details that serves no obvious purpose. Contrasted to greebles, squeebles aren't meaningless. The artists uses his emotions to create the squeebles. Squeebles can reflect happines, boredom, or almost any other emotion. A computer can't generate squeebles since a computer doesn't have emotions.

Example: The artist adds squeebles to his spaceship.

@squeejawed:= Out of alignment, wack, or otherwise not right.

Example: Jojo: Hey, that picture is hanging crooked. Bobo: Yeah, it's all squeejawed.

@squeem:= A mysterious or unknown substance; likely in liquid or gel form (to be used when the speaker is unsure of the nature of said substance).

Example: I think I just stepped in some...{at this point, the speaker attempts to identify the substance; fails} squeem.

@squeet:= a conjunction of square feet, for anyone in real estate who's in a hurry

Example: This office has two thousand squeet in it.

@squeeze mom:= A mother who prolongs the time a baby remains in a diaper by squeezing it to see if it is full.

Example: A. Has that baby been sitting in the same diaper all day long?

B. No. What do you think I am? A squeeze mom?

@Squek:= Squeak. To make a high pitched shrill noise, usually emitted abruptly.

Example: She let out a squek to wake the dead.

So squek the SpiKe.

@squentimetre:= A small unit of measurement. [US equivalent is a squintometer--so small you have to squint to see it.]

Example: Instead of saying, This page is 48 sq. centimetres, just say, This page is 48 squentimetres.

@squick:= Something, especially sexual, which you find inherently repulsive or a turn off--it makes you go Ew! or Ick! May be used as noun or verb.

Example: Nipple clamps really squick me. (Or) Nipple clamps are just one of my squicks.

@squick:= tto squick: to gross out, to disgust

Example: that horror movie/dead cat/breakfast food completely squicked me out.

@squid:= A double-slang word: slang for the plural of quie, UK slang for a pound. (Actual plural is quid.)

Example: Lend us 15 squid.

@squid:= Aa person in the Navy, generally young, male, attitudinal, who scams on every 17 year-old girl he sees.

(I've only heard this used in Virginia Beach, VA.)

Example: Check out that squid trying to pick up the high school girls over there.

@squid:= Persons whose experience in an area, especially sports, especially paintball, would suggest that they should be more skillful or more knowledgable then they actually are.

Someone who should know better or play better.

Example: John's a squid. He's been on the basketball team since freshman year and still can't make a free throw.

@squidge:= Disgusting sludge.

Example: Why is that keyboard covered in squidge?

@Squidgified:= To squish something or make it soft.

Example: After playing with my modeling clay, it was squidgified

@squidgle:= 1. To be squished together between two people.

2. When one is forced to become lodged between several people in a confined space, such as a car.

Example: 1. You're squidgling me!

2. There's no room on that bench. I'm going to be completely squidgled.

@squidgy:= That stage between wet and solid that's really disgusting; slightly snottish consistency, yet oddly gelled together.

Example: That dead garrotted bird I just stepped in barefoot was really squidgy.

@squiegal:= About one mouth full.

Example: Would you like a squiegal of water?

@squiffer:= Ocean slang for a promiscuous squid.

Example: I wouldn't do that squid, I heard she's a squiffer.

@squiggly porn:= TV shows appearing on a scrambled, adults-only cable channel such as the Playboy Channel or Spice.

Example: Hey Bob! C'mere! We're watching squiggly porn and I think I just caught a glimpse of something.

@squillion:= A large, indeterminate amount.

Example: I went to Wal-Mart yesterday and there were about a squillion people there.

@squilometre:= A large unit measurement. A shorter way of saying square kilometres.

Example: Q. What is the area of that city?

A. I think it's about 50 squilometres.

@squingee:= Adjective meaning with a sickly unappealing appearance.

Apparently derived from squint because someone who is squinting is uncomfortable and does

not look her best.

Example: Although initially in vibrant health,

After crash-dieting for six weeks, he thought he looked slim and handsome, but in reality he looked squingee and desperately hungry.

@squink:= an unidentified animal, from the english squirrel and skunk

Example: i hope that squink isn't rabid.

@squinky:= 1. That awkward feeling when someone really disgusting is hitting on you.

2. That awkward feeling when you've either said something you shouldn't have,

or you're just not connecting with someone.

Example: 1. He had about six gold chains and tried to actually touch me, and it made me feel so squinky I had to get out of there.

2. I told a joke, and the silence in the room made me feel all squinky. This was not my crowd.

@squip:= Describes something cute such as a pokemon.

Example: Jigglypuff is looking remarkably squip today.

@squirbage:= squirbage can have a variety of meanings. The meaning of the word is derived less from spelling and more from the context and unaounciation of the word. It is a positive or a negative adjective.

Also se squirbs and squirb

Example: 1. I was bowling last night and my score was major squirbage. 2. Yo man stop being so squirbage

@squirrelling:= When you and someone else are eating any type of ice cream with chunks of stuff and sharing it out of the container, the act of specifically targeting and digging out all the best big chunks for yourself.

Example: Hey! You're squirrelling all the cookie dough!

@Squirrels:= Gas, stomach pains, heartburn.

Example: Oooooooh man, had a bad burrito and now I got squirrels.

@squirsh:= First heard in London Ontario, Canada. Can be used to replace the word 'squish'

Example: Damn...I forgot I had my smokes in my back pocket, and now they're squirshed!

@squishy squirt:= Windshield washer solvent. The light blue liquid that you clean your winshield with.

Example: Your windshield is plastered with bug juice. Please clean it with the squishy squirt.

@squishy:= adj. the wrong word for adorable derived from when one cannot think of another word.

Example: Ex.--That guy! He's sooo...soo.... Squishy? Yes! That's it!

@squiver:= To take a picture of; to photograph.

Example: Kelly tried to squiver a wild squirrel but she was not quick enough.

@squnch:= A cross between squelch and crunch. A sickly wet crunch sound.

Example: I drove over a turtle. Is it ok? No, it's squnched.

@squooshy:= a feeling caused by being with or thinking about someone you really like.

Example: everytime he smiles at me, i get all squooshy!

@squoze:= Past tense form of squeeze

Example: I just squoze a zit.

@squozen:= Past participle of the verb to squeeze.

Example: Mmm, that was a great hug. I've been squozen.

@squudge:= A solution that only barely, only questionably, solves a problem or answers a question.