- •Interjections from verbs. Used extensively at one time by Amanda Quan of Seattle, wa.
- •It could easily be worse.
- •It was agrobabble to me.
- •Vocabulary will allow her to express.
- •2. More beautiful things could take place in society if antiprostyle would be abandonnated.
- •It is known that expletives and terms of endearment very commonly have four letters,
- •2. Isuggested doing xyz and she got all arsey about it.
- •Invented by Isaac Asimov, but now generally accepted.
- •In response to a question asked, he simply replied with all seriousness, Bread.
- •I woke up this morning with a real atom splitter.
- •2. Oh, my bagels.
- •2. A strip club or a Hooter's restaurant.
- •It was originally derived from people trying to say the word pussy as distorted as humanly possible,
- •2. That night, Garrett went banshing around in the fields behind his house. His car got stuck.
- •2. (N) a non sequitur. (V) To barbecue is to produce a non sequitur orally or in writing.
- •2. Alice: Look! I've got tapeworms!
- •I'm having a Barry
- •It's the name you use when things are getting weird and you need to be someone else.
- •I don't know what I'd have done if I'd seen that psycho again.
- •I don't know what beast of burden has me thinking this way?
- •I was the designated driver when we left the beer garden last night, because I was the only one drinking soda.
- •2. Related to the nationally syndicated radio show Coast to Coast am
- •2. I don't know.
- •I'm mighty bent. Some guy just hit my car door with his. Can you believe that?
- •Ive got big love for him/her
- •2. He was standing right over him and went, bip!
- •Itself when someone scratches its blibula.
- •I was going for a 360, and blough!, right on my head.
- •Is a clear effort of the part of the cia to minimize blowback.
- •It'll probably break down after 10 miles.
- •I realised he was a true bombilogophile.
- •2. Super slam dunk.
- •2. Boosah! (When you've just whipped someone in Mortal Kombat 4, usually in combination with a hand gesture of your choice.)
- •I must seek another boring task just to break the monotony.
- •Immortalized one particularly altered college evening by Mr. Mike Greene.
- •2. Check that roly poly out, he's mega buggin.
- •2. Game played at long meetings likely to be larded with buzzwords.
- •Incredible plan falls apart because you goofed up on something stupid.
- •Voodoo: Bzoing?
- •If you are a true Camperoo, you are at all times itchy to be out of town, tent in tow,
- •I carealess.
- •It also has turned into the kids getting out of school, as catkids
- •If entering one of these areas, say goodbye to your wallet and mobile phone.
- •It gave me the chobeez just thinking about how she would be able to help me further
- •It is a mix between the two holidays, so the everybody is a winner.
- •I use it when I agree or disagree with my friends.
- •It was a case of circumstantial intelligence.
- •2. The vet had to fix the closature of the dog's eye.
- •Individual with access to information) with the intention of recruiting
- •I decided to become a commode commando and used the men’s instead.
- •In it he says Cornbread.... Ain't nothin' wrong with that.
- •If it weren't for the corpsetrunk, Sheila would be 100 percent babe.
- •It's crapola coming your way.
- •Is extraordinarily disasterous or dull.
- •I'm gonna need an umbrella for that Crayola storm.
- •If my dad had a 17-year cultural latency, I'd die.
- •I'm not fat, if that's what you mean...You need a running start to hug her.
- •I have to take a shower and defunkify from my day working in the garden.
- •I need it to mail this poster to my friend.
- •In response to a perceived insult or as a childish retort.
- •It's half past nine.
- •I've heard lots of good jam bands, but Phish is truly the diggidy-swizz!
- •I mean, you either love his music or it drives you mad.
- •If you think the police won't catch you then, you're a bloody dilbry.
- •It's got a clear case of disco leg.
- •It was only when the wine exploded an hour later that I remembered.
- •2. A system or theory that advocates the elimination of a private life,
- •It is neither tied to a holiday nor to a milestone of the company.
- •I mean, she was so beautiful, I wanted to double klick her lips--like, right now.
- •2. Men who don’t shake off the last drop well enough.
- •2. She said that she doesn't grind at clubs and you walked away? Ethan, you're so dumb. That, in all likelihood, means that she grinds at her place.
- •2. Can you dut the car? My hands are full.
- •In humans, often marked by an abject lack of bathing habits,
- •2: Eat Cheeks.
- •It means to be human.
- •Instead of a musical reference, you get eeEeeeeeeeeeeeee--done in a wavering, silly, and sarcastic voice.
- •2. To hit or slap with something representing a tail.
- •2. Someone who will do anything to get as much email as possible. Zzqqyt@yahoo.Com
- •Very rare to find, because many die in their youth.
- •2. You better enron that chick's phone number before your girlfriend sees it.
- •It fools the listener into thinking that her last comment was appreciated and approved of before, a
- •I don't know why this word isn't in a normal dictionary, it seems so useful.
- •I can't hang with you anymore. You're so funny I have bruises from my fallalotsy.
- •In which a tiny woman pretended to be a schoolboy. Still widely used in the uk.
- •I was just leaving.
- •I got home from school, and was too faschnickered to do anything
- •It is a derivative of hottie bombalottie and phat.
- •Involves fast extensions of the limbs, often accompanied by punching noises,
- •It comes from a joke How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? How many? Fish.
- •It works like thingamabob or hoogiewhatsis.
- •2. Can also be used to describe the fat on an overweight person.
- •I had to foist that onto my girlfriend.
- •I have such fontrum for her.
- •Its nature and likely origin
- •I have been forcerized into writing this definition.
- •It's the static that makes the noise and holds the items together--especially wool from polyester.
- •In wide use in southeastern Bay Area.
- •2. To screw up in a particularly convoluted or elegant manner.
- •2. Fear of being hit very hard in the arm; frogged.
- •It was later determined that the last lyric was supposed to be fucking up the Man, but it appeared the tape recording machine used that day, or maybe the piece of media, was fucking up the math.
- •I believe this is a very loose translation of the dictionary definitions for foolish talk, humorous old man.
- •If something is bad
- •2. Wave Rally really ganks. The screenshots looked cool, but the game plays horribly.
- •In the feline world, the cats who are generally considered the snobbiest and rudest of all are those who speak chatois.
- •It was generational dissonance that kept him from seeing that it would clearly have the same sad
- •2. He got red with me when I told him to find somebody else to work this weekend.
- •I was entertained by this for quite an inappropriatly long time... Not in front of her, of course...
- •I'll finish the quarterly report after I'm done with this game of Tetris.
- •It is intended as an affectionate term; an undaunted local hero facing an adverse and ignorant situation.
- •2. An unknown booger-ish thing on you.
- •In this context it means really nifty, really cool.
- •2:What the goob? Awww, goob!
- •Impressively, even the tea at Ramon's is greasy.
- •I don't want them all over the car.
- •It refers to the imagined belief that the automobile is powered by small rodents running
- •2. Amusement taken from looking at the naked torso of an aging gent
- •It is used for groups or individuals. Adds pizazz to a conversation, I think.
- •I guess it wasn't meant to be.
- •2. To make a sequel to a successful film while disregarding quality and taste.
- •X: Then Bill told that story about the speeding ticket again. Y: Again? Honk shoe.
- •It can be sad (hoorJ...) or overly exciting (HoOoORj!).
- •I think I feel a hygenic trifecta coming on. Bert. No way. Jeez, she must be really important to you.
- •1960S uk slang, used in interviews by The Small Faces, who later went on to pen Itchycoo Park.
- •It means what it describes: definitely there is some intelligence in a stupid person.
- •I stared at him incredulously.
- •Via a swift smack or calculated drop (see percussive maintenance).
- •I'm too busy to watch tv, so I'm invidiate.
- •Irregardless of your feelings.
- •2. That ischnot the right answer.
- •It is a third person singular gender-neutral pronoun.
- •I really hope George Lucas doesn't jarjar up his next Star Wars movie.
- •2. The thrill a Jew feels upon finding other cool thingss about Jews in the public eye.
- •2: A small machine for mathematical jubberlations--jubberlating machine.
- •Implies the notion that the subject is now ready to to go out,
- •I'm not surprised I broke my arm; I've still got some bad juju from that time I hacked pseudodictionary.Com.
- •I've got horrible junioritis.
- •2. Groceries, in general. As in, I am going to go to the store to buy more junts.
- •It has to be this word
- •2. Look what Joe's wearing. Keppo!
- •2. Replacement term for a curse word where it's not appropriate...Usu. In surprise
- •I can see why and how it changed, but have never been able to confirm it. [Didn't the vaudevillians spell it keester or keister?]
- •It is used in Singapore English and has its roots in Hokkien,
- •It is truly a disservice to the free flow of infotainment.
- •It refers to the sinister type of rubbish which simply builds up without any human intervention.
- •It was a good display of knotsmanship, though.
- •In place of proper 'net English, a terrible need to prove oneself, and many other annoying habits that only script kiddies and l33t h4x0r boys (and girls) have.
- •2. We waited for Maria for an hour--she's such a lagger.
- •2. He'll never make it, he's way too lastel.
- •If he's not left, he's sure wearing his hat. Must have come in from Vinita.
- •It was a real Lennon moment.
- •It just came in about five or ten words early.]
- •It was her favourite job yet, but the company shut down within
- •2. The act of wandering through links.
- •It was another lunchbag letdown.
- •2Pm such a big meal that you aren't hungry again and so skip supper.
- •2. Oh, lurvacious pink glitter lipgloss. Gotta have it.
- •Is anything but a natural in the role.
- •I'm so magrivated!
- •I'll have to beg for her forgiveness.
- •If only he'd worn his socks!
- •I had a date last night, but the guy was so marlon blando, I hope I never see him again
- •2. Well, you know you can just stick that in a McDonald's.
- •I don't want to go through all the work of putting up resumes and finding something real.
- •Very common among college students and bar patrons.
- •In men it usually applies to the head, in women it is also sometimes applied to the chest.
- •In three part harmony--most impressive.
- •2. Sometimes when you're sick, you have to have a mew.
- •Instead, one must turn right, and then do a u-turn through the median to turn left.
- •V. To incorrectly spell a word, often resulting in humor.
- •In anticipation of a parental visit.
- •2. Didja' see the pizza guy? That mongloid could barely fit through the door. (Less of the meathead sense here. The pizza guy's a lot less likely to be acting like a jerk.)
- •I was teasing Phil's cat; which was funny until it went monkey on my face.
- •It's time to moon the dog! Let's go!
- •2. Chris is blatantly multi-ing.
- •I can eat lunch, finish my history paper, surf the net, talk on the phone,
- •2. Of, or pertaining to the physical, emotional and psychological characteristics of Jake from the New Zealand Maori movie, _Once Were Warriors_.
- •I didn't even eat anything with mustard on it today. How'd it get there!?
- •5. The phrase used by a female to thwart a male's advances.
- •I used to see those Naders with the bumper stickers upside down...
- •I got such a bad case of narapoia, that I kept going past my house until it was safe.
- •Is edited in a patch it, (the exploit) is said to be nerfed.
- •It comes from new vidiot as well as from the name of the company nVidia.
- •If you get two strikes and on the third you leave one pin standing you are one shy of a turkey
- •2. My new hairstyle is a joy--it's onphacupable.
- •It's a funny word and good for making excuses.
- •It is a particle beam emitted from the female's forehead with the force of 99 gazillion
- •2. Someone who has become a fan of Ozzy, especially after not being very familiar with him.
- •2) Lara and I painted the town red last night. I've never had so much fun before.
- •2) If the snow is too soft on the snowman, pank it down some more to make it harder.
- •I just looked at the tosser and yelled pants.
- •I'll have to change my password, but won't use it enough to remember it.
- •It is shorter than typing peace easy.
- •2. Some of the beaches in Florida are filled with peach cobblers.
- •2. As people in general.
- •I was going to send you the damn check but...This damn pentropy....
- •It tries to send the last of the water through to brew.
- •2. Adj. Expression of a confused state.
- •2: The cab you get into because you are too drunk to drive.
- •I wish he just dropped dead on the spot! Not only was he rude, but he also smelled awful!
- •Inappropriateness varies proportionately to the lateness of the band.
- •2. Used as a substitute for any kind of good comeback.
- •It is considered a blue-collar way of speaking, and not something you would want to use in a job interview.
- •I don't know. But they still ramble on, then you can say, Get away from me, ya piv! And then walk away.
- •In order to plague and aggravate millions of peaceful Internet users.
- •2. Cathy is acting like she wants to hang out with us tonight--it's a play-on.
- •2. To leave immediately after hearing a pock request, without bearing the speaker any ill will.
- •It's just another politrick to slow down growth.
- •2. A person who wears dentures.
- •In English lot is much.
- •2. Something inadequate or inferior. (Second use coined by the mighty poser Brandon Bingham of Sacramento, ca.)
- •Visions concerning the future.
- •I am goin' to open up a serious can of whup-ass on your head. The Duke: So, block me.
- •In a 1998 keynote address or their paper by the ton.
- •2. Adhd or add is nothing but a bunch of psychobabble.
- •In which actual words are required. Made up spelled backwards is puedam.
- •In front of the students in maths or science lessons without them necessarily realising.
- •Isn't that wall is beutifully rainbowarised?
- •Vice President of Intel's Mobile Products Group.
- •It comes from the basketball player Reggie Miller, who is known for making clutch shots at the end of a game.
- •2. Well-rounded, or well-versed.
- •It's a '32 cabriolet, but with a 1950 ohc v8, and the rear-end is an indi off of a jag.
- •It can, by extension, be applied liberally to other instances of forced nostalgia.
- •I start feeling retrosexual.
- •In all games.
- •2. My first computer was a Commodore 64 that got four rods to the hog's head of memory.
- •2. To be taken advantage of.
- •2. Dizzy person. (Compare to actual English word dotard.)
- •It evolved from a drink labled rum, but tasting much more like vodka.
- •I'll just mulitply it by the Safstrom-Phillips Non-Constant and use whatever I get.
- •It's scanny.
- •2. One who steals runs just so he will have more deliveries (thus, more money at the end of the night).
- •2. What a lie! Nah, only screw-chinged the truth a bit.
- •2) A low life human
- •2.One who is happy to be scruffy in looks or personality. Not taking pride in one's self.
- •2. A term for any body part that would otherwise be unfit for public discussion.
- •2. To use sex in a negative way to harm someone else's relationship.
- •In which you can defeat someone without actually hitting any vulnerable spots.
- •It was giving me cavities.
- •In a state of shock, he screams Shmotent!
- •2. Worthless or nonsensical collection of objects.
- •2. Anything pulled out of a nose
- •It's taking its toll on my mind and body; too much more of this and I'll be skidding out.
- •In the same way that acreage is used to describe the size of an area of land.
- •I feel very slirty today.
- •It can also be used as, You just got slued.
- •2. My mouth always feels a bit smeggy in the morning.
- •I used this word (not so eloquently) to tell my husband how intelligent I was. [Eloquently enough for me.]
- •I feel snarfy today because I woke up late and didn't have time to do my hair or makeup.
- •2. Kate produced a loud snoffle.
- •I'm sure they're talking about me--I think they need to be doused with solvent green.
- •2. Spam written in Spanish.
- •I like to take off most of my clothing and pitch a fit about nothing,
- •2. Descriptive of the motions of a very uncoordinated dancer.
- •2. They were spigotting the ketchup and mayonnaise. (I.E., the bottles were put on the table, not put into proper dishes for serving.
- •If, during sex with her on top, you flick her, she'd spin around like a nut on a bolt.
- •I think it's only fair, after all I did let you go home early last night. Geez, what a spoiler.
- •2. The sudden realization that you're doing something worthy of a Jerry Springer guest.
- •Verb - to offer a solution that only poorly addresses a problem
- •In the erroneous belief that it makes one immune to a parking ticket.
- •2. I know I just slept with that guy's sister, but why is he giving me such steel??
- •I thought it would be fun to make up definitions for these funny words.
- •Is now stuck holding on to them.
- •It was a suckfest.
- •Is going on and on about how much her life...Well...Sucks.
- •2: Supinin tonight? Any plans?
- •2. A person possesing smartness in style.
- •2. Sweet? (Anyone want to smoke a cigarette?)
- •It is possible to use this word in every context possible.
- •Informing them that they will be severely beaten if they occupy your seat upon your return.
- •I know you cain't have no beer on accounta what that judge sed, but can I offer you a t-Nab?
- •2. A person whose expectations are far in excess of the reality of her situation.
- •I got myself into a tastie situation last night when I locked myself in the broom cupboard.
- •In 1989, I became a Techno-Peasant when hired to do data-entry for the Federal Government.
- •2. The manner in which something functions or operates.
- •I only see the Golden Arches.
- •2. Everbody's after Tim like he was the Doyle Owl.
- •I used to have the Ness, but I think I've lost it.
- •2. Trophy girlfriend or boyfriend.
- •2. In intense consentration.
- •Very helpful in locating your car.
- •2. I wanted to argue with him but his logic was way too tight.
- •If permission to reproduce is not granted, the example will be rewritten. Ng's use of gaslight as a verb is the first the editor has seen and he thought it worth recording for posterity.
- •If you eat the all the brownies while I'm out, consider yourself toadmeat.
- •I wished he'd get off his tommy and do some word
- •I wen’ oth with a tongue suppresser las’ night.
- •Verb-cheeseballing
- •I somehow ended up in Times Square ten times this week when I've done my best to avoid it my
- •2. Shut your trap. I don't want to hear another word from you.
- •2. To be trendy.
- •In Australia they even have number plates that start with a t.
- •It is the ideal death.
- •2. Stoners tend to use this comment when reacting to other Stoners' stories, comments, etc.
- •2) Tronning: watching something you secretly like. Or secretly watching something you like.
- •2. To slap someone with a trout.
- •2: True dat.
- •In old western films, a blowing tumblweed was used as a sign of boredom or lack of action.
- •I was repulsed and dumped him that afternoon.
- •It's a phrase used to describe someone unfortunate enough to have been born so ugly.
- •2. A state of diminished mental capacity: caffeine-deprived.
- •Invented by my friend paul, who is too unenlightened to post it himself.
- •It was created and used by my friend Patricia 25 years ago in Banff.
- •2. I'm guarenteed to get some tonight, because that girl looks very user friendly.
- •2. A state of total disaster that ends in miserable failure.
- •V. To run from trouble.
- •2. Using gobs of action verbs (reserved usage for snooty writing groups).
- •2. To annoy in extreme fashion.
- •2. The wipeout gave him a severe case of vodrot vision.
- •I walloped about three plates of it, much to the horror and consternation of my friends.
- •2. May also be used to describe how when a girl has to go to the bathroom
- •Implies that their fans all wear those heinous, super short, ragged cut-off jean shorts,
- •I'm doing webfare.
- •2Get the widget in the moto, tank. Wha?...Werno.
- •It is a combination of Westlaw and Lexis, the dominant vendors in the field.
- •I was so bored waiting.
- •Very popular in Holyoke and Massachusetts as a whole.
- •2. It's Monday, I woke up late, haven't had my cappuccino yet--I am feeling wiggy.
- •2. Anything overly cute, sappy, sentimental, etc. Could be considered to be winky.
- •Interested? I'd have to send you a file. They're generally held to be fun.
- •2. Someone that has the drooling potentiality of a block of wood (see also: pocket lint).
- •2. She looks so wooftie I can't believe he likes her.
- •In this case, Sally did indeed get something to eat while at the store, but she also had ulterior motives--perhaps she has a thing for one of the cashiers at the store?
- •Xuxoren.
- •If your mouse pointer is over a mine, the upper-left pixel on your screen will be black.
- •3 Dollars in his pocket, a least one dui or future dui, low self-esteem, and a trailer or apartment he shares with other yardrats.
- •2: Oh, c'mon! Yawn!
- •2. A famous cellist named Yo Yo Ma.
- •Ignore his daughter with impunity.
@address:= short form for e-mail address -- which contains the '@' symbol -- used to differentiate between electronic and snail-mail addresses
Example: I have a new @ddress. Please update your address book.
@A's and C's:= n. (plural) abbr. of Arts and Crafts. Slang form, creative endeavour.
Example: They're letting me out of that place today so I can do some A's and C's.
@A'stake:= A mistake, (Thanks, Erin.)
Example: I'm sorry, I made a'stake.
@A-Bag:= Real estate exchanger term meaning a keeper property that would not be traded off without a substantial advantage gained.
Example: That's a good property--it's A-Bag.
@A-D-orable:= Really adorable and cute.
Example: Look at that guy, he's A-D-orable!
@a-delic:= Usually seen after funk, mack, or shag. Emphasizes the previous word to its maximum.
Example: That lowrider is pimp-a-delic.
@a-dollar-three-eighty:= The price for anything.
Example: Question: How much is it? Answer: A-dollar-three-eighty.
@a-game:= To do your best effort possible in any endeavor, not just pertaining to sports.
Example: I didn't do to well on that test last week, next time I'm going to bring my A-game.
@A-list:= A mythical group of weblogs and personal sites (and their creators) who are simply Much Cooler Than You. It is worth noting that (a) no such list actually exists, (b) those who are on the list adamantly deny its existence, and (c) it is not the same as the Cabal. A-list is frequently used in a mocking manner by those who are not members.
Example: Oh, one link from kottke.org and now you go all A-list on us! OR You haven't seen this yet? All the A-listers linked to it.
@a-loin:= Used in the place alone. Especially leave me alone.
Example: I'm having a bad day, so just leave me a-loin.
@A-madnay:= (uh-mad-nay) From the French, un moment donnй, at a given time.
Example: We really need to catch up. Maybe we could go for coffee a-madnay.
@a-scared:= Like afraid, but not as dramatic. Usually an adjective, but sometimes a verb.
Example: Oh, you a-scared me, I didn't know anyone was here.
@a (good) kay and a half:= One and a half kilometres; the distance to anywhere from anywhere else; a long way.
Example: Where's Christie's Beach? About a kay and a half that way.
How far are we from home? We'd be a good kay and a half, I reckon.
@A Buck One-Eighty:= You have A Buck Three-Eighty. I have always heard it this way--so there's a variant.
Example: Wonder if a buck three-eighty is actually the same amount as a buck one-eighty?
@a buck three eighty:= The price for anything.
Example: Q: How much is this, sir? A: That's a buck three eighty.
@a case of the ass or redass:= Highly annoyed, pissed off. Currently used in US Army.
Example: Sergeant Greenfield has this huge case of the ass with me ever since I wrecked his humvee.
@a couple two three:= I guess this means two or three. (We don't say this in Chicago. It's a weird thing they say out west or something.)
Example: He had a couple two three dogs in his yard.
@a dollar three eightyfive:= A nonsensical price for when one does not want to give the real price.
Example: How much did my Lexus cost? A dollar three eightyfive.
@a double:= A twenty dollar bill.
Example: I've got eighty dollars on me, all I need is a double to make it a hundred.
[A double sawbuck is a twenty. Read Dashiell Hammett or Raymond Chandler to see fin, sawbuck, and double sawbuck in action.]
@a fin:= Five dollars. (Gamblers use it for $500.)
Example: All I have is a fin and two dollars in change in my pocket.
@a freddy:= a pint of beer, more specifically a pint of heineken, named after the late freddy heineken
Example: Two freddys and a ginger ale, please.
@a happy Birthday:= A phrase mostly used by guys when they catch themselves in a situation when
a girl exposes some part of her anatomy without knowing it, clothed or not.
Usually happens at the gym.
Example: Did you see that girl's shirt? Now that is a happy birthday.
@A List:= The people at school who are cooler than anyone else in the school.
Example: I'm not cool enough to go out with her--she's A list.
@a Monet:= Someone who is very good looking from a distance, yet from up close the attraction diminishes.
Example: He was hot from afar, but he turned out to be a Monet when I went up to speak.
@a mouse in his pocket:= Phrase used to describe someone large, probably very strong, but intensely stupid. From _Of Mice and Men_[?]
Example: We've got a new guy at work who worries me; I swear I think he's got a mouse in his pocket.
@a nifty:= A fifty dollar bill.
Example: I borrowed a nifty from my mom and she upped it five bucks more.Now I owe her fifty-five dollars.
@a pig in your pocket:= Used when a person doesn't want to assist another.
Example: What do you mean we? Is there a pig in your pocket?
@a sims moment:= Brief moment in which you can relate something in real life to something in the computer simulation game The Sims. Usually occurs after rounds of playing said game.
Example: I'm having a sims moment. This kitchen looks almost like what I did in The Sims last night.
@a sleeve:= A hundred dollar bill.
Example: I got seven hundred dollars, all in sleeves.
@a solid:= A favor.
Example: Do me a solid and send me that website link.
@a whole 'nother:= An entirely different. I've noticed this phrase in the vocabulary of many people of various backgrounds and have even heard it on national TV, but I have yet to see it written down (before now).
Example: That's a whole 'nother story.
@A.R. three-eighty:= An anal rententive person. A perfectionist.
Example: Ugh, look at how he constantly straightens his hair. What an A.R. three-eighty.
@A:= An A tuning fork.
Example: Man, my guitar's way out of tune. Can you pass me my A?
@Aabar:= To use sly, deceitful, or illegal tactics to occupy the first place in any ordered listing, esp. phone directories.
Example: You will have to aabar well to rank higher in the dictionary than this.
@aaboos:= Abuse. Brummie translation of the Welsh.
Example: You are aaboosing me, you naughty Welshman.
@aaiight!:= All Right! Used in times of intense emotion.
Example: Dad: Son, get in there and clean your room. Son: Aaiight!
@aarqeunaamaaei:= (Pronounciation: arch-ay-nay-mey) Used in the place of arch enemy. However, aarqeunaamaaei usually refers to political enemies.
(Plural: aarqeunaamaaeis)
Example: Fidel Castro and George W. Bush are aarqeunaamaaeis.
@Aazing:= Like amazing, but not quite.
Example: The 30-story building was aazing.
@abacoral:= The backbone of a snail.
Example: Hello, class. We're going to look for abacorals today.
@Abal:= Used by the younger generation to label a person as dumb, uncouth, unsophisticated.
Example: You're just an Abal.
@abbamatically:= The tendency for an unbearably cloying song to
repeat over and over in your head all day after hearing it on the radio.
Example: More Than a Woman has been playing abbamatically in my head since breakfast.
@abbeverate:= To feed a person a drink, to offer a drink, or provide a drink.
Example: I'm going to abbeverate our guests before they die of thirst.
@Abdicate:= To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
Example: If you drink 24 beers a day you must be prepared to abdicate seeing your toes again.
@abeer:= used in place of ahmen, usually as a type of thanks.
Example: Paul-I'll get the next round of sodas. Group (in unision)-abeer!
@abella:= Someone who owns everything possible.
Example: That abella rules at Counter-strike.
@Aberzombie:= One who wears only Abercrombie & Fitch clothing.
Example: Trust me, you're not his type. He's only into other Aberzombies like himself.
@abnatural:= an obscene violation of what is natural.
Example: McDonald's food, industrial pollution, and repression of happiness are all abnatural, screaming contradictions to healthy existence.
@abode:= A board. A piece of lumber used to build a structure.
Example: Is that abode fence?
@aboot:= About. Used to emphasize Canadianess.
Example: You're Canadian?
What are you talking aboot, eh?
@abra-kebabra:= The inevitability that the kebab you are consuming at 3am after one too many beers
with your mates will reappear in the very near future.
Example: We had almost made it home after a big night out when suddenly....abra-kebabra.
@ABS:= Asshole Behavior Scale. Logarithmic scale from 1 to 10 used to measure how much of an asshole someone is being. Similar to the Richter scale for earthquakes with each whole number representing an intensity 10 times greater than the next lower number.
Example: Chris's extremely cranky again today. Had to be at least a 6.2 on the ABS.
@absogoddamnlutely:= Ultimate absolutely.
Example: I am absogodamnlutely sure I've used this word hundreds of times.
@absoludacris:= Something absolutely ludicrous--say, to Mr. T, for example.
Example: Drugs are *bad* Drugs are absoludacris.
@absoludicrous:= The peak of ridiculousness. Absolutely ludicrous.
Example: Look! That guy has blue hair. How absoludicrous.
@absonotly:= Used when the intent is to most definitely decline in no uncertain terms.
Example: I absonotly won't do that.
@absopause:= (n) When, for some odd reason, everyone shuts up and listens when you talk. Rare.
Example: During the absopause, everyone heard Rob's plan.
@absopositively:= (adj) Absolutely and positively combined.
Example: I am absopositively sure that Milton likes you.
@absosilence:= (n) When everyone in a noisy room becomes silent at the same time with no apparent cause.
Example: Three-hundred people shut up at the same time. The absosilence was weird.
@absotively-posilutely:= Scrambled absolutely and positively.
Example: I am absotively-posilutely sure about that.
@Absotively:= Combination of absolutely and positively. Usually used an answer to a request.
Example: Q: Will you go to the store for me?
A: Absotively.
@abstractional-dopmology:= The study of brown dots in any carpet.
Example: I see you've been catching up on your abstractional-dopmology.
@Absurdbaijan:= (n) The realm or domain of absurd ideas.
Example: John must be from Absurdbaijan; he thinks aliens are spying on him with mashed potatoes.
@abuba:= Huh?
Example: My math teacher asked me, Can you prove that there are infinitely many real numbers? I replied, Abuba?
@abyssagation:= A void before a great discovery, as well as a person who has writers' block and then writes better than he's ever written.
Example: Any inventor has experienced abyssagation in his life at least once.
@Abyssicaletphedence:= An endless nothingness of boredom.
Example: James sat in abyssicaletphedence druing class.
@abyssinia:= I'll be seeing you.
Example: Abyssinia!
@AC:= Atlantic City, New Jersey.
Example: AC is a pretty ghetto town.
@Accckkkk:= Exclamation.
Example: Accckkkk! The monkey sold the liver I was planning on using for the transplant.
@accellurate:= To add (a lot, and fast) extra minutes to your cellular plan.
Example: I've been accellurated to 3000 minutes on nights and weekends.
@accipurp:= A deliberate act intended to appear accidental
Example: I hit him by accipurp.
@accipurpodentally:= Accidentally on purpose, when you meant to do something but pretend you really didn't.
Example: I accipurpodentally hit on my sister's guy friend.
@accordianated:= Being able to refold a road map and drive at the same time.
Example: She showed how accordianated she was by folding up the road map and steering the car at the same time.
@accribitz, deccribitz:= Used in an episode of the TV show _Veronica's Closet_ when a character
could not think of a synonym for increase or decrease.
Example: I expect sales figures to accribitz in the next quarter.
@ace:= Ass, fool.
Example: I ran into a wall today, and felt like an ace.
@ace:= excellent, great
Example: I had an ace time at Jeff's party!
@ace:= One's best friend.
Example: Jim's my ace.
@aces:= Said in a very excited moment, when there is just nothing else to say. From poker, where the best hand is five aces.
Example: A. That gorgeous babe over there just asked me for your phone number. B. Aces!
@achecanantooch:= To eat foreign food.
Example: I'm hungry. Let's achecanantooch all night!
@acheye:= The pain you feel in your eyes after looking at a screen for ages.
Example: Acheye is really setting in now; but, boy, is this screen entertaining.
@Achoo:= Used when a conversation is boring, to stir excitement or some type of response, using follow by something like Oh, all the silence is making me sneeze.
Example: .... Achoo! Oh, Bless me, I'm allergic to silence.
@achuwie:= A varation of the word actually; a poor pronunciation of actually, often caused by speaking too fast.
Example: I achuwie am getting too excited. That's why my speech is slurred.
@ack:= Exclamation used to indicate surprise, irritation, or disgust, often with one's own actions.
Example: Ack! I deleted my entire inbox!
@acklapootis:= Cool, awesome, etc.
Example: Angelina Jolie is one acklapootis babe when she gets to talkin' about her and Billy Bob.
@aclueistic:= Incapable of having a clue
Example: If you have to ask, you must be aclueistic.
@acluistic:= Not having a clue.
Example: Those cable repair guys are acluistic.
@acrapulate:= Word used for describing a large amount of useless junk collected over a period of time .
Example: I can't believe how much I've acrapulated over the years.
@acribit:= To increase.
Example: There are many ways to acribit your wealth.
(P.S. Why would you write, Please use the word you are submitting in the example?
Are people honestly that stupid? Err, sorry, forget I said that. ;)
@acrojumble:= Using too many acronyms. Such as, I'd love to, but it is the DFR deadline week for all KIXs and ZSWs.
Example: Her memo was unreadable because of severe acrojumble.
@acronize:= To provide an acronym for.
Example: I tried to acronize his name into a befitting insult, but failed to produce anything suitable.
@Acronyze:= (verb) The process of shortening phrases, via an acronym, for the purpose of simplifing statements. Typically used in technical data reporting or inter-office e-mails.
(IE FUBAR or KISS)
Example: I didn't realize that phrase had been acronyzed.
@Action tooth:= A gold tooth. Can also mean to smile, as in Show me your action tooth.
Example: I got some pictures of you the other night flashing your action tooth.
@adalada:= Ay-duh-la-duh. Not a lot.
Example: Brandon: What's goin on?
Nicky: Adalada.
@adam henry:= From the phonetical representation for the letters a and h.
Typically used by law enforcement officers on the radio to inform another officer that the person
they are dealing with is behaving like an asshole.
Example: 104 to Control; start additional assistance for an adam henry
@adda be:= Congratulatory phrase, often used in a sarcastic manner.
Example: Your girlfriend just slapped you in front of the whole school? Adda be, doofus.
@addictant:= what you are addicted to
Example: Nicotine is quite an addictant.
@addictefreak:= One who is addicted to something 24/7.
Example: Boy, Sam is sure an addictefreak when it comes to StarCraft.
@Addy:= short form of address
Example: What is your addy? What is the addy?
@adevo:= A generally exaggerated amount. Also used to refer to smack downs in video games.
Example: Who wants to feel the adevo power?
@Adger:= A mistake, or pathetically stupid remark in conversation, usually involving disastrous consequences,
which could have been avoided with even the slightest amount of forethought.
Example: Oh, mate, that certainly was an enormous adger you made there, and now you look a right tit.
@adipolli:= Superb,Fantastic.
Example: The stage show was adipolli.
@admin:= Administrator. Also used to describe one who knows nothing about her job and ends up doing it poorly.
Example: Slim: Grrr. Who chose these workstations anyway? And why this software? Bob: Oh, that'd be the admin.
@administraitor:= A semi-high-level government employee who blows the whistle on her agency.
Example: Our former boss, Harvey, sure put a lot of us out of work. Damned administraitor.
@administrivia:= Small print at the bottom of written documents, particularly those written by corporate lawyers.
Example:
@administrivial, administrivia:= (adj, n) The useless corporate act of filling out development plans, status reports, email correspondence, replying to voicemail, etc. The things nobody would do unless he had to.
Example: I spent three hours taking care of all the administrivia (administrivial stuff) this afternoon.
@adorababe:= Adorable + babe. Used when someone is both hot and cute.
Example: My girlfriend is perfect, she's adorababe.
@adorabubble:= Super adorable. Almost too cute for words. Used to describe a person or object that makes you smile uncontrollably or tugs at your heart strings. Can be used to describe both actions and appearance.
Example: 1. The waitress brought my food and smiled at me in a way that was so adorabubble that I couldn't help but smile throughout my whole meal. 2. The kitten was cute, fuzzy, and tiny, and mewed in this little cute voice. We all agreed it was completely adorabubble and knew we had to take it home with us.
@adorkable:= Being adorable in a dorky sort of way.
Example: When Eric started to dance the jig at the concert he looked adorkable.
@adultyishness:= Adult-like behavior.
Example: She always displayed adultyishness. Even at the age of four.
@adunyaha:= A variation of duh, to be used only under extreme circumstances.
Example: A. Neil Armstrong went to the moon.
B. Adunyaha.
@advancity:= An advanced state.
Example: My mind boggles at your language advancity.
@advilation:= The act of taking anti-inflammatory medications on a regular basis, together with elevation one's leg. For example, to encourage more rapid healing of a broken ankle following surgery.
Example: The doctor prescribed advilation as treatment for the swelling and pain in my foot.
@aerobigitate:= The process of agitated oxygen molecules forming bubble pockets at the bottom of the sea
that eventually are released and bubble to the surface. A complex word deriving from the words aerobe (organism in an oxegen based atmosphere) and agitate (to stir up, mix together).
Example: On land, to form rain clouds, evaporation takes place;
whereas, in the ocean aerobigitation occurs creating bubbling.
@aerodynamicy:= Aerodynamic.
Example: Rounding the front end and tapering the back end will add to the wings' aerodynamicy.
@aerospew:= Spouting endless streams of meaningless words.
Example: The Senator's aerospew won him reelection.
@aewog:= Sound emitted by a tadpole the moment it becomes a frog.
Example: Aewog! croaked the newly-formed amphibian in a joyous tone.
@Afeared:= Afraid as used in vernacular, usually used by Southerners in book dialogue.
Example: Huck, I'm afeared o' this here cave.
@Affer:= Knowing or realizing something.
Example: I affer that the Detroit Red Wings will win the Stanley Cup.
@afflickaration:= a momentary power loss
Example: the school alarms are going off and computers are not working because of the afflickaration
@affluential:= Simultaneous possession of both money and power (or influence).
Example: When I'm affluential, I won't have to worry about anything.
@Affrotolerance:= The tolerance of tight perms.
Example: Check out his do. He must have a real affrotolerance to sport that barnet. (Barnet is colloquial London slang for hairdo.)
@afrodesiac:= A hot, sexy black man. Afro is optional.
Example: Ooh, girl, check out the afrodesiac walking this way.
@Agamemnon eats toast:= Yet another all-purpose expletive to be used when words like dammit are just too strong. Bound to confuse a good 95 percent of the people around you.
Example: Upon getting to a class and realizing you're completely unprepared, Agamemnon eats toast! (Note: this works particularly well if the lecture you've just wandered into is on classical mythology.)
@age:= Suffix placed on the end of just about anything for no particular reason. Sometimes used just for variety, sometimes used to create
Interjections from verbs. Used extensively at one time by Amanda Quan of Seattle, wa.
Example: A. Hook me up some cheeseage. 2. (After pulling off a difficult nosegrind on your skateboard) Ooh! Grindage!
@Agent 21:= The member of you group of friends who just turned 21. Usually forced to go buy alcohol when the group runs out. Usually done for revenge for all the times you bought beer for them when they were under 21.
Example: Hey, Agent 21, we just ran out of beer. Your turn to go get a case.
@Ages of crap, half-assed piece:= When something becomes too difficult to be used.
Annoys people to no end, for...it forces peple to try, but to no avail.
Example: I got stuck in Max Payne yesterday. What an Ages of crap,
half-assed piece....
@agg:= Pertaining to something that is less than satisfactory or undesirable.
Example: That video game is totally agg.
@aggrannoyed:= The point at which you become aggressive.
Example: She kept on and kept on about my dress until I became aggrannoyed.
@Aggregutter:= The eventual result or harm caused by extreme accounting irregularities.
Example: A gross amount of creative accounting eventually sent the stock into the aggregutter.
@aggro-pablum:= Mock-agressive music marketed primarily to youngsters. Reference Limp Bizkit and their ilk.
Example: Music isn't dangerous any more. Bands like Tool are just so much aggro-pablum.
@Agilethic:= Characterized by natural or developed quickness, lightness, and ease of movement; nimble.
Example: Jamie's agilethic prowess put him above the rest of the athletes.
@agnelicate:= Any sticky or glutinous liquid of unknown or unusual form generally without distinctive smell
Example: You have agnelicate on your sleeve.
@agnorant:= Arrogant and ignorant
Example: Most NJ drivers are agnorant.
@Agouraphobia:= Someone afraid of living in Agoura. Agoura is in the San Fernando Valley in California.
Example: You may have a fear of open places (agoraphobia); I have Agouraphobia.
@agrajag!:= Exclamation. My way of reminding myself that even though my situation's really really bad,
It could easily be worse.
See _Life, the Universe and Everything_ by Douglas Adams for more.
Example: Agrajag!
@agreeance:= When two or more people come to an agreement on an issue.
Example: My former boss actually used this word in meetings: Now that we are all in agreeance on the project we can establish our timeline.
@agreeing machine:= Someone who agrees with people so that they can become friends; comes from Kurt Vonnegut's
_Breakfast Of Champions_.
Example: I had to re-evaluate my friendship with Steve once I realized that he is an agreeing machine.
@agro, aggro:= To be feeling or acting severely annoyed or displeased.
Example: Candace just went agro all over that sales clerk.
@Agro:= Means extreme aggrovation or aggression/anger.
Example: I have massive Dad agro right now because I crashed the car into the garage.
@agrobabble:= To talk in (confusing) technical terms about agriculture or horticulture
Example: When they explained what the workmen were doing in the garden I didn't understand a word.