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@bzzt:= bzzt-(verb) the sound of someone's last brain cell frying out.

Example: You see some one doing something very stupid, and you say bzzt!

@bzzt:= Exclamation meaning essentially,This place is lame and boring and we should leave now. Used for everything from shops to clubs to parties. It is most often and most effectively used by itself among friends or associates who are familiar with it so that others will remain unclear to its meaning.

Example: Bzzt.

@C-Master:= A type of opponent, mainly seen in FIFA soccer video games, who constantly taps the C button to kick the ball downfield, which sometimes results in goals.

Example: JJ dribbles, passes....He's a pleasure to watch. Other people are just C-Masters when they play.

@C-Town:= Slang term for the city of Cleveland.

Probably first coined by Jim Rome in his daily syndicated radio show.

Example: C-Town rocks are usually very reasonably priced.

@C 'n' E goer:= Person who attends church only for Christmas and Easter and usually only to please her parents.

Example: Jane is not that religious. She's just a C 'n' E goer.

@C N' C:= The President of the United States, the Commander in Chief.

Example: The C N' C is in Air Force One over the Atlantic at the moment.

@C.Y.A.:= Cover Your Ass

Example: That trouble-ticket software is more to C.Y.A. than for the users.

@CКpл:= A variation of the word cp (cerebratepartes) which is used frequently in Sweden as an allroundword.

Example: That was really CКpл of you to do.

@C3I:= Command, Control, Communications, and Intelligence.

Example: Good C3I is the backbone of any largescale operation, like the one presently underway in Afganistan.

@C4 explosive chassis option:= A notional feature on a new car that consists of a

chassis lined with C4 plastic explosive.

What cars in R-rated action movies typically come equipped with,

since they seem to explode in fantastic and colorful fashion at the slightest impact.

Example: Did you see that scene where Travolta drove that Jaguar into

a bus and it burst into flames?

They must've ordered the C4 explosive chassis option.

@cabanger:= Used to discribe something that is broken or worn out

Example: You're going to drive me to the prom in that cabanger!?

@cabinet:= In Rhode Island the soda fountain drink made with milk, flavoring, and ice cream. Called a frappe in MA, a milkshake in other areas, etc. A Rhode Island milk shake does not contain ice cream.

Example: Two coffee cabinets, please.

@cable-ten:= Low budget, cheap, shameful, despicable, shoddy, inexpensive.

Example: Look at yourself. Could you get any more cable-ten?

@cable:= Bulky gold chain.

Example: Check out the cable around his neck.

@caboon:= An intern, particularly in a research project involving hawks. Supposedly from some Malay language where it denotes slave.

Example: You are the most stupid caboon that I have known.

@cack chugula:= A respectfully deprecating nickname usually bestowed upon those who excel in slothing, boozing, and story telling.

Example: Hey, Cack Chugula, get off the couch and answer the door. The pizza guy is here.

@Cack:= Individuals who are of great arrogance, or who are wholly belonging to the mainstream society and laws of social conformity and use that to their advantage. Cacks are also identified as assholes or similar offensive names.

Example: Due to the thirty gallons of coffee you drink every day, and the minimum wage you pay, that automatically makes you, sir, a cack.

@cacographer:= Not a made up word, but a real word that means a bad speller or writer. We need this word.

Example: Check out the Bulwer-Lytton website (www.bulwer-lytton.com). They give awards to cacographers.

It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents--except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.

--Edward George Bulwer-Lytton, Paul Clifford (1830)

@cacophemism:= The use of a more expressive, more distasteful word in place of another. It would be the opposite of euphemism.

Eu in greek means well or good; kakos means bad or evil.

Example: The use of the word corpse instead of the deceased is a good example.

@caddiwompas:= The state of being grossly out of alignment, skewed, or uneven.

Example: There was so much weight piled on one side of the van, it sat caddiwompas.

@caddywampus:= It means kittycorner, or askew.

Example: The tornado blew the house all caddywampus.

The liquor store is caddywampus from the Lovely Mullet Hair Say-lon.

@caf:= A cafeteria, preferably one in a highschool or college campus.

Example: Yeah, let's go to the caf and get some pizza.

@Caffuffed:= To be extremely exhausted and tired, as a result of which you fall asleep.

Example: I was caffuffed after cooking for the whole Smith family so I went straight to bed.

@cage:= Motorcyclists' slang for a car.

Example: Man, that cage almost hit me broadside.

@cagey:= Feeling pent up, need to get outside

Example: I've been in this office too long. I'm getting cagey

@caggy:= (clothing) Adjective meaning old and unwanted yet still useful i.e. decorating wear

Example: I'll put on those caggy jeans to clean out the garage

@cak:= Hitting your shin on something hard and usually blunt, so it makes the shin bone,

which is close to the skin on the front of your shin, hurt like bejesus.

From mountain biking, where the most usual blunt instrument for cakking is a pedal.

Example: Owwwwwww! Just cakked my right shin on my SPuD (qv) on that last descent.

@cake and pie:= So easy as to be laughable, a piece of cake and easy as pie combined, from Bill Gibson, somewhere in the Neuromancer trilogy.

Example: Doing graphics on a Macintosh? Cake and pie!

@cake:= money, lots of it.

Example: That Bill Gates is rolling in cake!

@cake:= Used to describe a woman who has a fat ass--in a good way.

Example: J Lo has cake.

@cakehead:= Someone who is not very bright.

Example: That cakehead just ran that redlight.

@cakewalk:= Easily done, same as a piece of cake.

Example: Our calculus test was cakewalk. [There is a dance called a cakewalk.

If you're on the right square when the music stops, you win a cake.

It's also defined as something accomplished with supreme ease.]

@calamatastrophy:= Worse than a calamity but not quite a catastrophe.

Example: There was a calamatastrophy involving 23 cars on the freeway last night

@calculeer:= The dead lifeless look on one's face after sitting through Mr. Graham's calculus class.

Example: Jane sure has a mean calculeer on her face today.

@calcumalator:= Calculator. Use the word when you want to feign stupidity.

Example: I can't do these physics problems, even when I use my calcumalator.

@caldwellian:= To brazenly use trickery, charm, craftiness or sleight of hand to get your way; to scam or grift; exhibiting or possessing a general mischieveous nature.

Example: So you planned the whole thing, and everyone got caught but you? How caldwellian.

@calico cat:= (adj) Great. Usually about a time, place, or event. This is used by just a few of my friends and me in Kalamazoo, MI.

Example: This At the Drive-In show is thoroughly calico cat.

@Californication:= The process of ruining the quality of life of a residential area by an influx of former residents of the state of California.

Example: Damn Californicators. They want to pass laws against breathing heavy.

@caligula:= A level of something, just above mad.

Example: Check out Bizarro with the powered-up chainsaw. He's caligula.

@calipso:= A frontal wedgie.

Example: The calipso in the math teachers' acid-wash jeans did not go down well with her students in the front row.

@callipyge:= An actual medical term meaning having an attractive backside.

A polite way of telling someone they have same. Adj. callipygous. Cf. steatopygous.

Example: Some believe J Lo may have the most profound case of callipyge ever recorded.

@callow:= To touch someone inappropirately

Example: He just callowed my privates.

@Caloosa:= I. Short for Could Lose a few pounds Usually used to describe a female that is not ugly but slightly overweight. II. Can also be used followed by a number indicating the amount of weight needs to use.

Example: I. Is he cute? he Caloosa. II. Is she cute? She Caloosa 20.

@calp:= Used to point out a pair of nice legs without the owner of the legs knowing.

Abbreviation of a bad Spanish translation for Damn, nice legs.

Example: Don't look now, but there's some calp behind you.

@came:= A mix of cool and lame, used when you like something but are not sure others feel the same.

Example: N'Synch is kinda came.

@camel toe:= The same as a wedgie, except it only happens to females, and is a front wedgy.

Example: That girl has camel toe.

@camelesque:= Bumpy in texture or contour

Example: The gravel road was very camelesque; the passengers were thrown into the air.

@camelup:= To get ready.

Example: Camelup before you go on a long walk.

@camgirl:= Girl who has a webcam, and, presumably, an audience

Example: http://www.metafilter.com/comments.mefi/8968: What's more pathetic than attention-seeking camgirls?

@camp:= (v) 1. To remain in close proximity to or hover over. 2. To constantly refresh a message board post so that you immediately see any replies made to it or to search for a specific user's posts continuously on a message board. 3. (Multi-player Gaming) To stay close to a spawn point for a monster or player in order to assure yourself the kill.

Example: Bob is camping the copy machine today. He must have a large report. I've camped this post for 20 minutes and still no replies to my thread. Betty is so cool. I constantly camp her posts just to see what she says. I like the game, but there are too many lamers who camp all the spawns.

@camper:= Used in mainly internet gaming lingo. It describes a person who doesn't move far from a certain spot and picks off other players without the use of skill. Or sits in an area and kills a player(s) repeatedly. The player merely stays in one place and has hence sets up camp. Uses: In any FPS game, EverQuest, Paintball and other multiplayer games where a player can gain a cheap upper hand by remaining in the same place.

Example: A: Bubba has stayed in the same spot the whole game.

B: Yea, Bubba's just a camper.

@Camperoo:= A Camperoo is a highly efficient, extremely enthusiastic camper,

who lives for weekends spent communing with nature and fellow Camperoos.