In wide use in southeastern Bay Area.

@Frink Factor:= How many Professor Frink appearances orquotes there are in a Simpsons episode, if any.

Example: Did you see that new Simpsons episode last night? The Frink Factor was extremely high.

@frinky:= Hybrid of freaky and funky. Quite cool, but a little strange--frinky.

Example: Your eyes shoot sparks? Frinky!

@friplot:= A noun used to describe the last piece of toilet paper that is partially glued to the roll,

and has no useful purpose.

Example: There is nothing worse than finding out that the friplot is all that's left when you're in the restroom.

@frisbeetarianism:= the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck

Example:

@frisbeetarianism:= the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck

Example:

@friskle:= Cross between frisky and tickle. It's kind of like what a puppy does when it's excited to see you.

Example: A. Dolphins swam and friskled in the water.

B. John saw his girl Jane and was so excited to see her that he tackled and friskled her.

C. Zsa-Zsa's cat friskled around her legs and purred.

@Frittle:= Weary; fatigued; buggered.

Example: I'm all frittled out.

@frivvering:= Freezing+shivering. Shivering from the cold

Example: It is so cold and windy, I'm frivvering.

@fro-yo:= Frozen yogurt shop.

Example: There's hella peeps down at the fro-yo.

@frob:= an unsepcified physical object, generally small. synonymous with widget. also a verb, genearlly any action performed on a frob can be considered frobbing the object.

Example: (noun) It has a frob for controlling the pressure. (verb) I need to frob the volume knob - it's too quiet in here.

@frobnicate:= 1. To munge; to process in an unspecified but vaguely complicated way.

2. To screw up in a particularly convoluted or elegant manner.

See also: Frobnicator

Example: I'm not sure how that program works; all I know is it frobnicates whatever you type in so you can't read it anymore.

@Frog-kisser:= A childishly hopeful dreamer.

Example: John Lennon was nothing but a frog-kisser.

@frognadian:= Descriptive term for those people who live in Canada who can't decide whether they want to be

French or Canadian.

These are the people who force all the signs in the city of Montreal and the Province of Quebec

to be printed in both French and English.

Example: If you need to know how to pronounce fleur de lis or menage a trois, go ask Maurice; he's frognadian.

Q. Who's going to the Stanley Cup playoffs this year?

A. Probably not the Montreal Frognadians.

@Frogophobia:= 1. Fear of amphibians, mostly frogs.

2. Fear of being hit very hard in the arm; frogged.

Example: Her frogophobia is ridiculous.

@frohawk:= A mohawk hairdo composed of nappy, curly hair.

Example: Adam, you need to clip off that frohawk. It makes you look like Jack Osbourne.

@froke/froked:= This is an odd conjugation of freak I came up with, and seems to be rubbing off on people who hear me use it.

Example: When his girlfriend broke up with him, he froked out. When she broke up with me, I froke out

@Froke:= The past tense of 'freak'.

Example: I really froke out when I saw the exam.

@Frollet:= A cross between a mullet and an Afro. Looks like a big ball of hair.

Example: Geez, Chad's frollet is enormous.

@from Hoy:= Out of it, not knowing where you are, being absent-minded or ignorant

Example: I can't seem to remember where I left the remote. I'm from Hoy today.

@fromage coupage:= From the French; to cover large objects in slices of cheese and try to pass it off as art.

Example: Eduardo's extensive fromage coupage works are pure genius.

@fromalicious:= A cute guy or girl, with a fro.

Example: That guy is fromalicious.

@fromie:= A homie (friend) with a fro!

Example: Oh yeah, he's my fromie.

@frond:= Writing or talking a lot about something while you could summarize it all in a few words.

Example: I fronded a whole essay about some Shakespeare play when all I know is the name of some characters and the main plot.

@frong:= so digusting or horrifying that it is unspeakably wrong, in fact, it is beyond mere wrongness

Example: Did you hear that kid in the booth behind us? He was talking to his plastic toy zebra, and he said you can be my girlfriend! That is so frong.

@fronsis:= A person you do not know.

Example: I stopped by that park, but it was just a bunch of fronsises so I left.

@front/ fronting:= : - to act false. To put up a appearance of being one way when you're another. Basically Lying. don't be fronting!

Example:

@frontass:= a girl's gut

Example: Look at that chick's frontass.

@frontload:= 1. As opposed to download, where information is received and stored for later use, the frontload does not have a cache.

It requires full and immediate attention, but once the desired goal has been reached is almost completely dropped from consciousness, leaving only a shell that allows for a hazy remembrance of your past interest.

May be used to describe short-term relationships and my father’s hobbies which have included but in no way are limited to leather tooling, archery, bartending, masonry, and culinary school.

2. A short hot but doomed relationship

Example: Ramona, it’s not that we won’t see each other any more.

It’s just that I frontloaded our relationship and every day I come one day closer to forgetting who you were.

@frood:= A really amazingly together guy or girl. Originates form The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy.

Example: That's my friend Nic, she's a real frood.

@froody:= Meaning everything is fine.

Example: Don't worry. It's froody.

@froofy:= Describes people who are pushovers.

Example: John thought to himself, Chris is awfully froofy for a guy. He cries over broken nails. He's not tough at all.

@frooky:= To feel both freaky and spooky at the same time.

Example: Your last girlfriend was really frooky.

@froom:= Taste like the smell of.

Example: This juice frooms freshly cut grass.

@froom:= The small amount of air next to your vital parts that makes objects whizzing past dangerously close go froommm in warning.

Example: That rock nearly got me in the ear, but luckily I heard the froom and ducked!

@froop:= an exclamation of displaced enthusiasm.

Example: oh boy! can we go to pita pit?? we can't? oh froop.

@Froopy:= Relaxed, cool, positive, agreeable. Usage similar to groovy. Derives from Hoopy and Frood as coined in the Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Example: I really like that new shirt; very froopy!

@frop, fropping:= Stray french fries found at the bottom of a take-out bag after divvying out large orders of fast food. Froppies are usually in high demand and are the cause of many sibling wars.

Example: Dibs on the froppies!

@Frorority:= Cross between a sorority and a fraternity.

Example: Sam, the crossdresser, belongs to a frorority at college.

@froshmores:= freshmen and sophomores all bunched together.

Example: Freshmen, sophomores, who can tell the difference? They are all froshmores to me.

@Frost:= To encrypt a single stage of a multi-stage network connection,

especially between an end user and a proxy server.

Example: I don't trust my ISP, so I have my proxy server frost my connection to the web.

@frostback:= A Canadian working in the USA.

Example: We've got a frostback from Toronto for two weeks to help code the site.

@frosted flake:= a teenage girl who's freezing in a tank top and short shorts and can't stop hugging herself

Example:

@frosty:= Alert, ready for action, calm, cool-headed.

Example: As used in the film _Aliens_, There's a lot of activity down there, so I want everyone to stay frosty.

@frotee:= What happens when someone with really curly hair tries to grow a goatee.

Example: Check out Cameron's frotee. He needs to shave it off.

@fround:= From around.

Example: I don't know who he is. He's not fround here. Maybe he's from Clinton?

@froze-inated:= freezing

Example: Burr...I'm nearly froze-inated, cause it's so cold out here!

@frozen:= Way beyond cool. So cool it's frozen. Awesome.

Example: Their new CD is seriously frozen.

@frubie:= A person who is amusing in an unsual or inventive fashion.

Example: Carrot Top is my favorite frubie.

@frugalitious:= Small but very tasty

Example: Mmm...that Kylie Minogue is frugalitious.

@fruitbooter:= An inline skater, especially the extreme sub-breed.

Example: Those fruitbooters think they are just so cool.

@fruited:= Used to refer Fig Newtons in particular, and can be used in a multitude of ways.

Example: A cookie is just flour, shortening, sugar, butter, vanilla, etc.; but Fig Newtons are fruited cake. Heavenly.

@Frump:= To hit someone over the head with a foam bat or racket.

Example: I took up my foam frumping bat, and frumped him silly.

@frumple:= To get angry. Paticulairely at people who don't get the point, or try to get in your way on purpose.

Example: Even after I explained the joke to her, she didn't get it. It makes me frumple when people are that dense.

@Frunge:= To frunge is to give someone a massage to the back of the neck/base of the head.

Example: I need a good frunge.

@Frupsday:= The imaginary day that comes between Saturday and Sunday, used when dealing with long school vacations. Also the day when you didn't have school yesterday and you don't tomorrow.

Example: There are a ton of Frupsdays during summer vacation.

@frusperation:= The feeling one has when one is arguing with a partner, and she cannot see that you are right.

Example: He felt intense frusperation while she was screaming her point across.

@frust:= When you sweep, its the line of stuff that always ends up at the lip of the dustpan and which eventually backs you up against the wall as you try to sweep it up.

Example: Hey, wet a napkin so i can wipe up the frust.

@frusto:= (adj) A very agressive form of frustration, combining of frustrated and aggro.

Example: I worked on that paper all night, and my roommate saved over the file.... I'm so frusto, I could strangle him!

@Frustramatrated:= A frustratory pronounciation of frustrated, usually in extreme conditions.

Commonly in anger.

Example: This is making me so frustramatrated.

@frustranswer:= Frustration+answer. When you are given a complicated and obtuse question, you get so frustrated finding a logical and good answer, you put down anything just get it over with.

Example: I completly frustranswered my science worksheet.

@Frustratory:= Causing frustration.

Example: Homework is so frustratory.

@frusty:= Feeling slightly frustrated and flustered, yet majorly annoyed at the same time.

Example: I am so frusty after spending an extra 30 minutes in traffic today.

@fsck:= syn. the other f-word. orig. UNIX (file system check). Popular with hackers and geeks generally, particularly those connected with Linux.

Example: fscking hell! I just vaporized this week's sales report!

@FTMP:= For the most part.

Example: FTMP this abbreviation is unknown.

@fu-fu & fee-fee:= Used in place of words that don't come to mind immediately.

Example: Take that fu-fu over there and place it on the fee-fee.

@fu:= Suffix-like word attached to any of several words, indicating the force thereof.

Example: Godzilla attacked them with major giant lizard fu.

That jerk got to backtalkin' me, so I had to pull out some major size-12 boot fu.

@FUBAR:= Fucked Up Beyond All Repair, Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition.

Example: Technition to office manager: I checked over your printer thouroughly.

Eighty-three percent of all the parts are either broken or worn out. It's totally FUBAR.

@fubu:= Loser, jerk, etc.

Example: Good on ya, fubu.

@fuck-all:= Function: Noun

Defintion: Nothing.

Example: I have fuck-all to do today, so, I'm going to watch something on T.V.

@fucking up the math:= A person, system or root cause that is at fault, causing errors, or making mistakes leading to data loss or the generation of spurious data.

(lex.) Originally seen c. 1990 during a jam session of the rock band Chim Chim, where sometime vocalist Neil Walls was heard to utter:

Sitting in a dark room

Sitting on my ass

Watching TV

Sitting in a dark room

FUCKING UP THE MATH!