2. Sometimes when you're sick, you have to have a mew.

@mezmer:= The hair on a woman's face that mesmerizes you. Try as you may to focus on other features and no matter how attractive she might otherwise be, you are overwhelmed with the urge to stare at the hair. Mono-brow, mustache, whiskers, etc.

Example: I tried to look her in the eye, but I just couldn't take my eyes off the mezmer on her upper lip.

@mibble:= the act of talking complete, freestyle nonsense. Originated in South Wales and is gradually spreading east.

Example: we had too much booze and ended up mibblin' in the park.

@michelinized:= Used mainly in reference to fat babies who resemble the Michelin Man in body structure.

Example: Rachel's baby has been michelinized.

@Michigan left:= In many cities in Michigan, one cannot make a left turn at a major intersection.

Instead, one must turn right, and then do a u-turn through the median to turn left.

Example: To get to that McDonald's, you have to do a Michigan left.

@Mickey D's:= McDonald's.

Example: Let's go get some food at Mickey D's.

@mickey:= Making fun of someone.

Example: Stop taking the mickey out on me.

@micro-metrical-autometrology-a:= The career of one who ensures quality control in ukaturnative three pronged blibits.

Example: Whats your profession? Oh, I'm a Micro-Metrical-Autometrology-Analyst.

@micro media:= Weblogs or websites that offer links to articles, comments, and opinions related to certain current events, to such an extent that they are considered as an alternative news source.

Example: His personal weblog died the day he decided to micro media Gary Condit's activities.

@microbloat:= Microsoft computer application of such extreme size that it

fills your hard drive and takes forever to install.

Example: I spent all last night installing the new microbloat and now I need a new hard drive.

@Microfasting:= That period of time spent waiting for a microwave to warm your lunch when at work.

Example: I'm now spending half of my lunch break microfasting.

@Microsoftcide:= The breaking up of Microsoft or killing off any monopoly.

Example: The justice tried to practice Microsoftcide but failed.

@Microt:= The little pieces of paper towel the size of a dime that you tear off in attempts to pull a full sheet.

Example: How'm I gonna clean up the spill? All I can get off this roll of Bounty is microts.

@mid-flight:= Caught in the act, this also goes along with the deer in the headlights look.

Example: Caught you mid-flight, you jackass.

@Mideast Skylight:= Any aperture in one's home that comes as a result of a military action. Can be in the ceiling, walls, or floor.

Example: Yassir Arafat's compound in Ramallah has been significantly enhanced with mideast skylights in recent weeks.

@midgetbigot:= One who hates small minds.

Example: I'm such a midgetbigot that I think anyone displaying obvious signs of stupidity should be shot

on site (or on sight) or at the least sterilized.

@midgie:= Fly-like insects prone to biting in the height of summer. Commonly found in Scotland.

Example: I've just been bite by another midgie.

@midimize:= Clicking on the overlapping squares button at the upper right in a window to make it a mid-sized floating window.

Example: In order to view two windows on your screen you should midimize one or both of the windows.

@midnight-thirty:= 12:30 at night

Example: Please be home at usual curfew, midnight-thirty.

@midnight around two:= The time of a late-night rendevous, unspecific, because you're going out--

probably drinking, but you know you'll eventually get there.

Example: I'll meet you at the bar. What time? Midnight around two.

@midworth:= the trough in something's worth between the time it is highly valued because it's new and the time when it's highly valued because it's nostalgic

Example: Devo was in its midworth for most of the 90s. Now it's coming back.

@miffed:= UK slang: upset, put out, annoyed, angry. [This is informal, but quite common in the US as well.]

Example: She was miffed that he turned up late for the date yet again.

@miffle:= Nothing.

Example: A. What are you doing? B. Miffle.

@migot:= Singularly bigoted on only one thing.

Only accepts one kind of outlook on life, or approaches life through one vein of thought,

unable to accept others.

Example: Forget that migot. He's obsessed with Walt Disney.

@mik-mill:= Variation of milk.

Example: Could I have a tall glass of mik-mil, please?

@Mike Costa:= A cross between a homo and a gay.

Example: You little Mike Costa.

@mile long dot com:= This is the name given to those stupid websites where the URL is a mile long.

Example: http://www.milelongdotcom.com/14432/sam/pseudo/paul&garret/psgepfs3256/32463457/.com is a mile long dot com.

@milf:= A hot woman, a female who is pleasing to the eye.

Example: Did you see that chick that just walked by? Absolute milf.

@militant veggie:= 1. A vegetarian or vegan person who tends to be rather outspoken about their non-meat-eating ways. 2. Attitude of a vegetarian or vegan person who tends to be rather outspoken about their non-meat eating ways.

Example: Don't tell Sally that you had lunch at McDonald's.. she'll go all militant veggie on you!

@Milk, Milking, Milked:= Using something up as much as possible.

Example: A: The guy got $3000 for that little dent in his car door. He milked the insurance company big time.

B: I got this hall pass with no date on it. I'm going to milk it for all it's worth!

@Milliganese:= The particular brand of goonish nonsense, invented and used by the late, great Spike Milligan.

Example: Ning nang nong where the cows go bong, is an example of Milliganese.

@millipause:= The time it takes to check your memory for another way to pronounce a word before saying it in the company of anyone you want to impress.

Example: After a millipause I said Poo-ket instead of the other way to say Phuket.

@Millipig:= Someone who knows loads of useless facts and says them at really stupid times.

Example: How did I know that?Oh, this millipig told me.

@millitate:= to irritate or anoy in a small way

Example: you millitate me or at least he only millitates you

@milocryptavestamentaphilac:= person who has a fetish for black underwear.

Example: My boyfriend is a milocryptavestamentaphiliac.

@mimbo:= Male who acts exceptionally feminine (male bimbo = mimbo).

Example: There's Sam, mincing around again. He's a stereotype mimbo.

@mimicate:= To mimc and imitate at the same time.

Example: Josh can mimicate gorilla movements and noises perfectly.

@min:= A man, usually Scottish. Or just a platonic man-to-man term of endearment.

Example: Min, ye are my best friend. Ye ken 'at?

@mince:= A name for someone who does something really stupid.

Example: I cannot believe you just fell UP the stairs, you mince.

@mince:= Wonderul, cool, excellent, good.

Alternatively rubbish, pathetic, bad.

Generally used as the thing compared to in a similie and its

goodness or badness determined by the adjective in the similie.

Example: As cool as mince.

What a pile of mince.

@mincer:= Insult. Like jackass or moron, etc.

Example: The blond guy in N 'SYNC is a mincer.

@mindbogglation:= One's mind being boggled repeatedly.

Example: Whoa! The mindbogglation factor there was off the scale.

@mindo:= Like a typo, but said in conversation. Simple mix-up or slur of words or sounds.

Example: Do you mind if I ket the pat? (pet the cat) Did you drive, or did you leave your house at your car? (car at your house)

@Mineeni:= A white iced bun found only in the baker's oven. Must have pink squiggly icing.

Example: Two mineenis, please.

@ming-ery:= (adj) ming. er. ree Really gross, disgusting, unattractive.

Example: That guy you went out with is the most ming-ery guy ever.

@Minger:= Minger = someone who smells or looks unclean, or is generally unattractive

Example: oh god, look at her - she's a right minger!

@mingin':= Unpleasant, icky, bad-tasting, designed with bad taste, or just heinously ugly (esp. of females). Also has noun and verb forms.

Example: Don't drink that beer--it's mingin'. OR, offensively: Yikes, she's nasty! That girl mings for England!

@minging:= Disgusting, foul, gross.

Example: My shoes were minging after I stepped in the vomit.

@minimum:= daughter

Example: She should look like me, she is my minimum.

@minstint:= A hurried minute, or expression to signify a rushed situation.

Example: I'll be done in a minstint. OR Come down here this minstint.

@mint:= very cool. everything's okay.

Example: that party was mint - good party

@minted:= rich,wealthy

Example: that bloke is minted

@mintox:= Extra-specially cool. Just as sick upsizes to fully sick, mint is trumped by mintox.

Example: Davo's pool party was mintox.

@Mip-Mip:= Derives: Pax, Pacis. Another word for a Pacifyer. A brain child of my three year old mind.

Example: Momma, I want my Mip Mip

@mip:= Sharp, precise word. Mostly used to describe one's mood, usually joyful.

Example: Mip! I want to hug and kiss the whole world.

@miracule:= A scientifically acceptable miracle.

Example: Gadzooks, it's the Miracule of Birth.

@miralovent:= A morale event, a type of get together that companies have to boost employee morale.

Example: When is the company's next miralovent?

@mirt:= Dressing or having a hairdo like an old person. A relatively young person dressed too old. May also be spelled as mert or myrt.

Example: I just had my hair done at the hairdressers, and I think it looks a bit mirt.

OR Here comes mirt walking down the street.

@mirthquake:= The physical manifestation of hilarity, aka a fit of giggles, that leaves you breathless,

unable to make any sound, but shaking and rocking in your seat with laughter.

Nothing to do with Quaker comedians.

Example: She was laughing so hard, the mirthquake was an 8.2 on the Bill Hicks Scale.

@misaneria:= Hatred of men.

Example: Though there is an undercurrent of misogyny at the men's meeting,

the misaneria at the women's meeting is palpable.

@miscara:= Those black smudges you get on your eyelids when you blink too soon after applying mascara.

Example: I'm late for work today because of two bad miscaras I got while applying my makeup.

@mischief alley:= Any place where unexpectedly fun things can happen.

Example: Sally's such a riot. Every time she comes to town, we wind up in mischief alley.

@misconceived:= Those born out of the failure to understand the effectiveness of oral contraceptives and prophylactics.

Also misconception.

Example: Clive and Diane were misconceived because their parents thought they were being careful.

@misconfused:= mis-con-fyoosed 1. The approximate state of being that IT Techs sometimes find themselves in.

Example: When Tommy was being harrassed by Jason, Joe and Mike, he experienced a heightened mode of being misconfused and spluttered sentence fragments at the customer he was attempting to support.

@miscumbubulated:= Confused or Unorganized

Example: My papers are all miscumbubulated from falling on the floor or My mind is all miscumbubulated after all that information.

@misel:= Might as well.

Example: Misel take out the garbage.

@misgreet:= A euphemism for insult.

Example: Excuse me, I think you just misgret me.

@mishtookplah:= To just give up.

Example: I was supposed to go to the gym but I mishtookplahed.

@misle:= To mislead someone in a malevolent manner. The past tense is misled, pronounced my-zld, as opposed to misLED, pronounced mis-led with short I and E, and which might denote a more innocent intent.

Example: That dude done misled me. I'm gonna misle him back.

@mislegend:= A modern legend so patently false as to be considered camp.

Example: JFK is being kept alive on a Greek island--that's a mislegend.

@misnegglties:= Particulars.

Example: No need to quibble over the misnegglties, my dear

@mispelings:= Misspelled or misunderstood words submitted to the pseudodictionary. The examples are from actual submittals--four (summerize, essey, shakespear, and charachters) came from a single submittal. Some of the misspellings have been entered as new words.

Example: Frase = Phrase, loose = lose. Abreviation = abbreviation.Sindrom = syndrome. Stimulent = stimulant. Impregned - ?! Thouht = thought.

Ammount = amount. Tempreture = temperature. Marvellous = marvelous. Generaly = generally. Sandwitch, sawndwitch = sandwich. Deuschbag = douche bag. Posessing = Possessing. Pleasent = pleasant. Definative = definitive. Cubical = cubicle. Freind = friend. Definately = definitely. Summerize = summarize. Essey = essay. Shakespear = Shakespeare. Charachters = characters. Alright = all right. Toatly = totally. Economoic = economic. Ussualy = usually. Shakespere = Shakespeare. Extreamly = extremely. Quotia = quotient. Gawdy = gaudy. Motovation = motivation. Criptology = cryptology. Moraly = morally. Concensus = consensus. Visa versa = vice versa. Archeoligists = archeologists. Mithologic = mythologic. Discribing = describe.

@missable:= Able to be missed.

Example: Joey: No one misses me.

Frankie: Of course they miss you. You're so missable.

@misspelation:= N. An instance of incorrect spelling.