It works like thingamabob or hoogiewhatsis.

A word for the thing that you can't thing of at the moment.

Example: You know, I went out and bought one of those flippydoes that you use to keep your hair back with.

@flitigate:= One who purposely breaks down the emotional state of another for her own amusment.

Example: Rhea was flitigating me yesterday, making nasty remarks about my personal life. Then she left just as I was about to cry.

@float test (n); float testing:= Disposal of an unnecessary, unwanted, or known to be non-functioning item. Derived from placing something in water to

see if it floats--in most cases it will not and will sink out of sight.

Example: Get rid of this. Go float-test it or something.

@floater patrol:= Searching for partially-finished, unclaimed cans or bottles of beer when there is nothing unopened left to drink.

Example: Ed: We're out of beer already? I'm barely even tipsy. Ted: Then join me on floater patrol, my friend.

@floater:= A partially-finished and unclaimed bottle or can of beer.

Example: Whose floater is this?

@floater:= When you and your friends have an inside joke and an outsider doesn't get the meaning

then she is subjected to a floater. The meaning is from something that was over their head.

The reference comes from the idea that something over your head can float by like a balloon.

Example: We had a good laugh over the joke but Susan only got a floater.

@flob:= Noun: Acronym of free-loading oxygen breather. Submarine slang for a non-crew passenger, unqualified crewmember or other useless person. A waste of life support.

Example: Until you're qualified, you're nothing but a flob.

@Flobby:= The state of lazy or very tired muscles which makes moving difficult or impossible.

Example: After hiking up a long hill my daughter fell to the ground claiming she was all flobby.

@flobo:= 1. Stands for For Lovers Of Beautiful Objects. Someone who only does thing for the monetary rewards

2. To look primp.

Example: 1. Those playmates are flobo-ing Hugh Heffner

2. John is lookin' flobo in his new Armani suit.

@Flockynockynihiliphilipication:= The act of labelling a person, object, or situation as meaningless or nothing.

Example: This is Flockynockynihiliphilipication! said Steve when Angus called him insignificant

@flodge:= The frayed or torn part on the bottom of trouser legs of the young, caused by the fabric dragging along the ground.

Example: Kitty got the flodge on her denim flares trapped in the escalator.

@Flog:= To beat or to harm

Example: I'm gonna flog you one for lying to me!

@flollappy:= A derivative of floppy relating to a relaxed bodily state.

Example: Laying sprawled over a couch I am feeling flollappy

@flong:= Junk email sent by well-meaning co-workers, friends. and often by relatives new to the net.

Example: Can you believe it? My own mother sent me some lightbulb joke flong yesterday.

@flooble:= Gross, flabby, and very much uncouth.

Example: Yeah that chick should wear some more clothes, she's hella flooble.

@floochie:= A floochie is the act of placing one's mouth on someone else's stomach, arm, etc. and blowing out,

for the purpose of making a phthhhh sound.

This is especially done to little babies and children to evoke laughter on their part.

Example: Daddy's gonna give you a stomach floochie.

@floofy:= Starburst-shaped effeminate woven bathing cloth sponge thingy that lathers up soap when you rub it.

Example: Using someone else's floofy to wash yourself is like using someone else's toothbrush on your teeth. You just don't do it.

@floonery:= Word used to describe a very idiotic action. Aggravated floonery is being immensely dumb.

Example: What did he do?

He decided to push him under a car. (Ed. Please resubmit using the word in the example. -- N]

Sheer floonery!

@floop:= The curl of hair in the front of the face that looks so natural it had to take hours to achieve.

Example: He had the cutest floop I've ever seen.

@flooped:= Stumbled.

Example: The girl with all the dishes just flooped by me because she couldn't see and tripped over the chair.

@floopy:= An adjective that one uses when one can't think of a suitable defintion to describe a certain something.

Example: I took all that cough medicine and now I feel...like...all floopy n'stuff.

@floopy:= Feeling somewhere between weird, confused, and loopy. Sometimes caused by too little food or sleep.

Example: Jane realised she was feeling floopy as she walked down the same street for the third time in a third different direction.

@floor-:= Prefix used to indicate that a given food item has spent some period of time on the floor,

but may still be consumed if desired.

Example: Floor-chips are great, but unless you've cleaned the house really recently, floor-pizza cheese is terrible.

@flop out:= (v) to fall asleep almost instantly

Example: I was so tired the other day, I flopped out as soon as I got home.

@flopchki:= Any type of sandal (usually of the pool and beach variety) that makes that slapping noise against your foot when you walk.

Example: My brother threw my new pink flopchki off the boat and now I have to walk around barefoot.

@florama:= If you feel really weird you don't know what to do. You don't know what will happen and you see everything blurry and sort of in a flow--like the picture in front of your eyes is flowing.

Example: As I woke up one day I was in a deep florama.

@Floridiot:= Describes anyone who drives like a retiree from a certain Southern state.

Example: What are you doin', you Floridiot, driving 35 on I95?

@floss:= To beat someone very, very severely in a game or competition.

Example: Rich: I just picked up tenladies in an hour and you picked up none.

Albert: Yeah, I got flossed.

@floss:= When trying to look good for other people by showing off what you have

Example: Let's go floss in my new Lincoln Nav with the rims and the tvs.

@flossofise:= To spend countless hours waffling extensively about any and every issue raised in a discussion.

An important aspect is that the waffling is usually in opposition to the raised issue as set forth by the original flosser. Waffling by any-person-other-than-self or by pseudo-opinionaters challenges the original speaker's position as well as understanding of the issue. Ultimately, flossofising tends to (a) confirm the flosser's original position, (b) thrash the argument to pieces by pedantically picking at every possible flaw, and (c) start off as a mock-fight eventually leading to real and often heated arguments. The flosser is usually left with a feeling of despair when she realises how futile the whole excercise has been.

Example: Damian decided to go on holidays for a few months to leave all the rest behind to flossofise on life, while he went to live his.

@flosstitute:= Professional Dental Hygienist.

Example: I can't see you on Thursday at 5, I'm seeing my flosstitute then.

@flouf:= a combination of pouf and fluff...what many women do to their bangs to make them stand up a bit off of their forehead

Example: Flouf bangs, then spray well to keep them up through out the day.

@flove:= The feeling between liking someone and loving someone.

Example: I'm not sure I love you yet...but I flove you.

@floydian:= One who loves the band Pink Floyd. (Also used in floydian slip.)

Example: Bob saw Pink Floyd in concert 12 times. He's a floydian.

@flubby:= The state of the carpet under the TV or behind the bookshelves;

any unswept area with grey fluff and dead flies.

Example: Those sweet wrappers and dust make the room so flubby.

@flubnub:= The act of bumping into an obese person for the sick pleasure of watching her jiggle.

Example: See that fat man over there? Go flubnub him.

@fluctuary:= Frequently fluctuating freely without rhyme or reason.

Example: His fluctuary thought patterns make his decisions and decisions regarding him an insurmountable nightmare.

@fluebumbulent:= The ultimate in stupidity and laziness combined.

Example: The maintenance crews actions were absulutley fluebumbulent.

@fluetic:= To flow, run smoothly.

Example: This job is going very fluetic.

@fluff:= Used to express anger, irritation, contempt, or disappointment.

Example: Fluff it all! Why in the fluffing hell are they talking to me? Fluff you, too.

@fluffle:= To show affection by rubbing or tousling the hair of the object of your affection

Example: She fluffled that nice boy that brought her cookies.

@Fluffy bunny:= Used describe a new age or spiritual person who is overtly sappy and flower-childish.

Someone who is rather flaky and difficult to take seriously.

Example: As soon as she said Let's all hold hands and tell each other about our spirit guides, I knew right then she was a fluffy bunny.

@fluffy nazi:= A girl who looks sweet and innocent but is really Hitler in pumps.

Example: As I made Kevin fork over the red crayon in kindergarden, I knew I would enjoy the power of being a fluffy nazi.

@flug:= More than one cup of tea. Plural of tas.

Example: Shall I make some flug for you?

@flugged or flug:= Flew or fly.

Example: The soup just flugged out of your mouth! Have you ever seen such a thing flug so far in your life!?

@flugs:= Flying hugs, for when you are in a hurry or far far away

Example: Sending you some flugs and blisses

@flulu:= A person or place that appears to think highly of herself or itself.

Example: In New York City, I frequently saw flulu women dressed to the nines with their noses in the air.

@flumpus:= (n, v) An animal or person who sprawls all over while looking squishy, cuddly, and cute. Plural: flumpi...or flumpuses.

Example: My cat is the neighborhood flumpus. Look at her, purring and flumpusing in the laundry basket. Squish!

@flunky:= When something isn't right, and it is hard to know the reason behind it.

Example: 1. My clothes are all flunky now that I have lost 30 lbs.

2. John was really flunky when he was in school, but in business he's terrific.

3. Why was that really good-looking woman trying to steal my man?

The whole situation is pretty flunky if you ask me.

@fluorocrash:= A sensation of vivid, sudden, and possibly catastrophic alienation from the mundane world; the temporary inability to associate with sober and reserved people after a hedonistic or mind-expanding experience.

Example: It was five in the morning. Terry still saw sparkles from the glitter, and that was fine, but she saw it when she closed her eyes, too. She had an hour to clean up, remember where her boyfriend put the key to the cuffs, and drink enough coffee to make herself stop seeing rainbow trails when she moved her fingers. She had to remember not to tell her boss she loved her, no matter how good an idea it seemed at the time. She was fluorocrashing, hard.

@flupp:= 1. Used as the sound for when you squash something.