In it he says Cornbread.... Ain't nothin' wrong with that.

So I made up this word to mean that someone is perfect and you can't find anything wrong with her,

just like cornbread.

Example: Girrrrl, did you see that fine blonde guy? He was cornbread.

@Corndogging:= The act of being excessively stupid or making an unwise decision. It may also refer to the act of being geeky, as in, unwise to the ways of the world.

Example: He was really corndogging when he tried to make his own fireworks.

@cornify:= To reduce the value of statements due to ingenuity.

Example: Instead of real response to the email, I merely attempted to cornify the email I received.

@corporarchy:= A country where the illusion of democracy is maintained while private sector corporations

actually make all of the decisions for the elected government, based on how it benefits the corporations.

A hybrid of elected government and private sector corporations.

Example: Canada, much like the United States, is increasingly heading towards a pseudo-democracy where the corporarchy continues to subvert real democracy.

@Corporate Gelding:= A well paid, upper management employee made tractable by the company through exalted salary, position, and benefits.

Will not hesitate to foresake his own personal values or betray friends in order to keep his corporate position secure.

Example: When Eric was fired for doing the morally right thing, his immediate superior (and good friend) just stood by like a Corporate Gelding. (Dan Hopkins was not a corporate gelding. He quit when he was told to inform those who reported to him that they had been laid off. That's why he was know as Dan the Man.)

@corpsetrunk:= Reference to an extremely large trunk on a car. An acquaintance recently began to expand its usage by using it in regards to a large, unattractive rear end.

Example: When we travel, we always take my car because it's got the corpsetrunk.

OR

If it weren't for the corpsetrunk, Sheila would be 100 percent babe.

@corpus-bones:= This sucks.

Example: Corpus-bones! I cant belive we have to do this.

@correct:= Used to describe a person conspicuously committed to politically correct causes or liberal ideology.

Example: The man is so correct he's got save the whales, save the spotted-owls, save the rain-forests,

and Nader 2000 stickers plastered to the back side of his solar-powered bicycle.

@corredespondent:= To be upset or despondent that no one writes to you anymore. Not receiving mail from friends leaves one feeling somewhat despondent.

Example: Nothing but bills in the mailbox. Makes me feel corredespondent yet again.

@Corringe, Forringe:= A Corringe is the ironed front pleat of a pair of dress pants, a Forringe the rear. (These words were created and used extensively at Cal State University, San Francisco, in the early 1990s. They addressed a lack of proper nouns for ironed pleats and also remedied the lack of words that rhyme with orange. The songwriters and doggerel writers in the area were thankful for our inventions.)

Example: Your Corringes and Forringes all look sharp.

@corvus:= Excellent, cool

Example: That is just corvus.

@COSIMETRIXON:= Mathematical problema with high difficulty degrees, mainly appearing in geometria.

Example: Marcel was not able to resolve this cosimetrixon.

@Cosmic dope slap:= Punishment of some sort, after doing something that you shouldn't have done.

Example: I got a cosmic dope slap when I bit into that giant cookie--I accidentally bit the inside of my cheek. Ouch!

@cosplay:= Costume Play. Where adults dress up in costumes of Japanese anime or game characters.

Example: I am going to a cosplay party as Pikachu.

@coss:= The act of putting an empty milk carton or bag onto a skateboard.

Example: Don't bother showing up for the competition until you can manage to coss.

@cossackcracy:= Rule by members of a people of southern Russia famed as horsemen or circumstances having a similar feel.

Example: The school administration supports fraternities no matter what they do. It upholds the cossackracy.

@Costings:= An estimation of potential expenses.

Example: I've made up costings so that you will know how much money to save for vacation.

@Cot:= Mix of cool and hot. It was actually said when someone was trying to say the words at the same time.

Example: Ohhh, that is cot.

@cotched:= a place to sleep/crash

Example: I cotched on my floor the other night.

@cottage cheese ceiling:= one of those ceilings that looks like .. cottage cheese .

Example: She is so weird, got cottage cheese ceiling n everything.

@cotton head:= An elderly person.

Example: Traffic is very heavy this morning. There are a lot of cotton heads on the road.

@couch monkey:= Someone who just sits around and doesn't do much, yet manages to make your life miserable.

Example: The couch monkeys in HR won't let me take any more vacation days.

@couchy:= Very uncomfortable, hard as a rock. Originated when a friend sat down HARD on an old couch I had that seemed to have cushions of concrete. From then on, we referred to any uncomfortable seat as couchy.

Example: This chair is so couchy!

@cougar:= the word used for a middle aged woman who hits on twenty-something men at university pubs

Example: That cougar just bought me a drink and asked if I wanted to dance.

@Count Bakula:= Someone who posts useless information to an internet message board or forum,

either in hope of angering other visitors, or simply to make herself look important or intelligent.

Example: Some Count Bakula was claiming that the warp nacelles of the U.S.S. Enterprise from the Star Trek films only glowed 2.6% of the time.

@counter monkey:= An employee at any chain resturant or fast food service that for the most part hates the job,

hates the people, and hates how customers all think everyone behind the counter have no brains.

Example: Customer (speaking slowly, as if to an imbecile, with no respect): Hey, you! Yeah, you. I asked for a regular coffee and this has cream and sugar in it. Counter Monkey: A regular coffee HAS cream and sugar in it. If you want something else, make it yourself, you selfish, preppy, rich, snobby, corporate pig. (Dumps the coffee on the customer's Armani suit and hides in the walk-in fridge.)

@Counterline:= A horizontal watermark along the front of pants or a dress, produced by leaning against a wet bathroom sink or counter.

Example: This counterline is so embarrassing, I don't want to leave the bathroom.

@countersurf:= dogs cruising along kitchen counters, hoping for crumbs, on hind legs

Example: uh oh, Spot's countersurfing again, hide the steaks!

@county blues:= Jail uniforms. Usually blue.

Example: Now that she's in prison she has to wear county blues.

@couster:= An individual who is both your sister and your cousin. An example of this phenomena would be your father divorcing your mother, and then marrying your mother's sister. They then have a baby girl. Said baby is now your couster.

Example: I'd like you to meet my mother, my father, my aunt, and my couster.

@couth:= Cool, hip opposite of uncouth.

Example: That party last night was pretty couth.

@cow-orker:= (n) a work colleague who is supremely annoying and incompetent.

Example: My horrible day at work began with a meeting with my officious cow-orker Tom.

@cow orker:= Spelling of alternate prounciation of co-worker.

Example: John: How do you know Peter? Jill:Oh, he's my cow orker.

@cowabunga:= Used in greetings by Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and a TV show from the 50's I wish I remembered.

(Was it _Howdy Doody_ or _The Lone Ranger_) Let me know if you remember.

Example: Cowabunga!

@cowesque:= Feeling like or pertaining to the size of a cow.

Example: No way will I wear this tube top and leggings ensemble in public due to my cowesque appearance.

OR My stomach is quite cowesque due to comsuming a large pizza and sucking down 3 frozen cokes.

@coxic shock:= The male counterpart to the female condition of toxic shock.

Example: Unbeknownst to his wife, Charlie, Charles was suffering from coxic shock.

His symptoms were at first undetected--moodiness, angst--but with a closer look he was showing signs of his monthly male visitor whose symptons are greatly spoken about in small circles yet still considered too taboo to label a patient with the ailment.

@coyote ugly:= after a night of drinking you wake up next to someone you dont know that is so ugly you'd rather bite off your body part then wake up next to them.

Example: I woke up this morning with a person who was a confirmed coyote ugly.

@crable:= A chain of like minded crabs.

Example: Traffic was stopped in both directions due to a crable that stretched over 300 yards.

@Crack-onto:= Australia version of the term hitting-on.

Example: Remember Dave at the bar that night? He was cracking-onto that girl with the boob tube on so bad.

@crack of noon:= Sleeping in late, but hoping to make it to sound like you got up early.

Example: I was up at the crack of noon.

@cracker:= Someone who is weird, crazy, or just out there.

Example: He was a typical cracker, but even more so. He forgot how to spell his name.

@crackerbarrel:= An obese person or someone with a very large appetite; can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective.

Example: Bob's a real crackerbarrel; he's gotta be 375 lbs.

Hope there's more shrimp because I'm crackerbarrelin' the stuff like mad.

Cindy's gone totally crackerbarrel since she broke up with Zeppo, she's put on at least 40 pounds.

@crackle:= adjective used to describe a girl who is very beautiful

Example: Erin wasn't just pretty-- she was crackle.

@CradleBooty:= The younger member in a romantic relationship with a large age difference.

Example: Jim took his CradleBooty to her high school prom, even though he went to his own fifteen years ago.

@craic:= Irish slang. Unfortunately, also crack and pronounced as such. Hard to translate, roughly meaning fun.

Example: We had great craic that night.

@crakne:= A topical outbreak of acne confined to the buttocks.

Example: I shan't be wearing a thong to the beach this evening as I have an unsightly case of crackne.

@cranial-rectal:= I used this when my teenagers acted like they had their heads up their asses.

Example: Son: Dad, the car just ran out of gas...by itself.

Dad. Sounds like a be a cranial-rectal problem to me.

@cranial rectitis:= being so clueless as to have your head completely inserted in your rectum

Example: He/she has a case of cranial rectitis.

@cranium crusher:= to give someone a swift kick in the head

Example: man if justin keeps this up im gunna give him a cranuim crusher he will never forget

@crankybird:= A person in a foul/fowl mood.

Example: Jeeze, why are you being such a crankybird?

@cransatulated:= A depressing situation, especially one that catches you by surprise, or that you had no way of preventing.

Example: I failed my final, just because my professor hates me. It's quite cransatulated.

@crantific:= Scientific innovation used for mass killing

Example: A nuclear bomb is a crantific thing.

@crap-thirty:= A relative point in time: whatever is considered obscenely early to the speaker

Example: For that job interview, I had to get up at crap-thirty.

@crap handle:= The handle above the passenger-seat window that wary riders may often grab during the course of the ride, especially during particularly rough sections. A colorful word or two may often accompany a reach for the crap handle, if the driver is exceptionally terrible.

Example: I like learning to drive with Clay so much better. Whenever I go out with Mom she grabs the old crap handle and tells me to slow down.

@crap head:= One who forgets, a jerk, an idiot.

Example: You were late picking me up, you crap head.

@Crapalanche:= When the stuff on your cluttered desk falls on you.

Example: I hadn't cleaned my table in weeks and a I experienced a gigantic crapalnche

@crapeteria:= A cafeteria with foods whose edibility one questions. (Inspired by ex-students of St. Aloysius College Nth, Melbourne, Australia, Class of '98.)

Example: Wish me luck. I'm goin' to the crapeteria.

@crapitalist:= One who aspires to personal wealth, but is unable to create a business

plan worth a crap, hence a crap capitalist.

Example: Not surprising that takeit.itsallfree.com went bust. It was run by a bunch of crapitalists.

@crapola:= The new shade from Crayola chosen to represent the angst of Generation X.

Example: (To be sung to Gray skies are gonna clear up. Put on a happy face.)

Crapola skies aren't gonna clear up.

Put on your angst-filled face.

Brush off the bagel crumbs and peer up.