2. You better enron that chick's phone number before your girlfriend sees it.

@Enronitius:= The negative effect of the fall a large company has on the economy.

Example: The American economy would have Entonitus if General Motors were to go bankrupt.

@entermuse:= A combination of entertainment and amusement.

Example: That movie was fairly entermusing.

@entremanure:= A fertilizer salesman

Example: After decades of scooping and hauling excrement for the feed lot, Cletus was promoted to the dung sales office as an entremanure.

@environmenteer:= Environmenteer is the professional designation for a new-age, tree hugging, environmental engineer.

Example: Mom, can I bring Bernie for show-and-tell?

Everybody else is bringing rocks and leaves and stuff--I want to bring Bernie.

He's a real environmenteer!

(the word was invented by my son, Rogi LaFortune, when he was 7 yrs. old)

@Enyay:= 1. An expletive of pure joy 2. A pointless, however energetic near-squeal or shriek. Tends to be yelled by idiots.

Example: So elated was Dan the schoolboy that he screamed Enyay!

@ephemeratron:= One whose life is shaped by and revolves around corporate ephemera--

Furbies, mass-marketed Old Navy fads, etc.

Example: Baby Gap is nothing but an outlet for burgeoning ephemeratrons.

@Epileptic fits:= Because the brain is so complex, epileptic fits take many forms, although each sufferer usually only experiences one type, or a limited number of types of fit. While over 40 different types of fit have been described, the main physical manifestations are:

Brief loss of awareness: Staring spells begins without warning, and only last for a few seconds. The child becomes unaware of his surroundings, the eyes are still, but there may be rhythmic blinking, rapid breathing or chewing movements. The child is unaware of the fit, and is not confused afterwards. Although these can occur many times a day, absence fits are often unnoticed by parents or teachers. Children with absence fits may have difficulty in learning if the problem is not recognised and treated.

Mood changes: The sensory or emotional systems may be affected, causing a variety of symptoms. These can include tingling or numbness, seeing lights, hearing sounds, odd tastes or odd smells; and feeling emotions like fear, sadness, anger or even joy. It may be that a specific memory is triggered, or that there is a deja vu experience - that an event appears as a previous memory, even although it has only just happened. These symptoms are often called an aura.

Muscle spasms: A single muscle, or a group of muscles contracts, usually only for a second or so, causing part of the body to jerk or, if the contraction continues, to stiffen. The event may be repeated several times, or the convulsive movements may spread to other parts of the body.

Loss of muscle tone: In this case, a group of muscles relax, for example causing the child to fall. The arms or the body muscles, for example, may go limp. Obviously, this can cause physical harm, and children prone to drop attacks often have to wear protective headgear.

Loss of consciousness: Finally, there may be, complete loss of consciousness.

In a typical fit, various of these physical manifestations may be combined. Thus in a generalised tonic clonic fit, the child may emit a short cry, lose consciousness and fall to the floor; the muscles stiffen (tonic phase) and then the limbs jerk and twitch (clonic phase); bladder control may be lost. Consciousness is regained slowly, and afterwards the child may feel fatigue, confusion and disorientation. These final effects may last for a few minutes or several hours.

The pattern of fit depends on where in the brain the epileptic event starts, and how it propagates to other areas of the brain. In a simple fit pattern, the event only occurs in one area of the brain. In more complex patterns, like the one described above, it starts in one area of the brain and propagates to other areas.

While there is a wide variety of patterns of fit, most children who suffer from fits will experience the same pattern of fit on successive occasions, or at most a limited number of different patterns. The pattern of fits may also evolve with time.

The consequences to the child are not related to the physical violence of the fit. While violent fits may cause physical damage, most fits are not thought to further harm the brain. However, some of the minor manifestations, particularly minor tremors in babies a few months old may be an indicator of infantile spasms, a serious condition, which can cause serious damage to the brain, and needs to be treated as soon as possible. It is important to consult a doctor if you notice anything that might be a fit. It is better to be safe than sorry.

Example: As indicated by the above description, the notion that people who have epileptic fits are dangerous or violent are

uninformed. An epileptic might fall over and hurt himself, but he's really not likely to do harm to anyone else.

(Wish I had known this when I was a child. Bobby T. tended to be shunned because he had epilepsy;

other children were needlessly afraid of him.

Of course, there's the part Bobby played in this himself--he made those of us who were smaller and younger think

he might hurt us. As an adult, I recognize now that this might just have been a defense mechanism,

but I didn't know it then.)

@epiphanatious:= Radically enlightening, epiphanic.

Example: That was epiphanatious.

@epizoodix:= The lack of a rosy coloring in the facial cheeks due to refusing to eat spinach as a child.

Example: If you don't eat your spinach, you'll get the epizoodix.

@ept:= Capable, talented, not inept.

Example: You're certainly ept at word definitions, Chester.

@equidelirium:= A balanced state betweeen delirium and sanity. A tightrope the common man is walking on

but is conditioned to a point of oblivion.

Example: The group are are in equidelirium; don't say a word.

Am I really equidelirius?

@Equindentilnervosa:= A nervousness exhibited when close to horses' teeth.

Example: The Jockey had to retire. His equindentilnervosa had finally got the better of him

@equinosity:= Horse sense; common sense

Example: He is a man of great equinosity.

@er factor:= Comes into play when dealing with a selfish person, no matter how you feel they go you one better.

Example: If I'm sick then the er factor kicks in and my mom is sickER.

@erf:= A gutteral sound such as grunting, usually used online

Example: Did you do the homework or not?

Erf.

@ergenwelsh:= To continue participating in an argument when all the person does is keep

saying I know you are, but what am I?

Example: Don't ergenwelsh with him, Timmy--just ignore him.

@Ernie Orange:= The color girls and guys get when they overtan or use self-tanning cream where the color does not look right.

Named after the Sesame Street character of the same color.

Example: Suzanne looks ernie orange today.

@errr:= The thought Don't bother lying. I don't believe you.

Example: A: I paid you the $20 already. B: Errr.

@Ersatz:= Fake, false.

Example: His hair was ersatz, Sally realised, as it blew off in the strong wind.

@erthroitrageelatunny:= The area between your big toe and the second biggest toe.

Example: I cut my erthroitrageelatunny.

@esbee-esspee:= A groovy person you know, like, and trust. A close friend.

Example: I like Nicky--she's esbee-espee.

@Escapegoat:= The vehicle a scape goat uses to escape.

Example: He's just done a runner in the escapegoat.

@escheresque:= Resembling a drawing by Escher, surreal.

Example: That wallpaper is very escheresque.

@Eskimofo:= A terrible cold thing. It may be a person, place, or thing.

Example: This winter has been such an eskimofo.

@espitology:= A study of the epistles, the Bible.

Example: This course is an espistology of the Book of James.

@esplanade:= To attempt an explanation while drunk. (From the Washington Post Style Invitational, 1999)

Example: When I asked my husband why he came home at 2 a.m., the best I could get was an esplanade.

@esprit de coors:= n. Comradeship or fellowship of those with a preference for drinking Coors.

Example: The evening's mood was heightened by the group's esprit de coors.

@esque:= Add to the end of a name or word when you can't find the perfect description.

Example: That girl is very Barbiesque. This party is very rock staresque.

@Esso assho':= The person who drives through a gas station to make a turn in order to avoid waiting

her turn at a busy intersection

Example: She went around seven cars, through the gas station, didn't buy gas, and just kept on going. What an Esso assho.

@Estermateing:= Roaming the halls discussing pointless issues that you know nothing about anywat.

Example: Joey and Troy were estermateing about physics again yesterday.

@estibute:= A heated exchange of words.

Example: Gary and Lynn got into quite an estibute over what colour to paint the front hall.

@et rel:= And related items. From etc. and et al.

Example: Your job will include technical support et rel.

@etaoin shrdlu:= ...something that is nonsense or absurd.... An error. The order of letters on the old Linotype machines, from most frequently used to least frequently used in speech and writing, not in words. etaoin shrdlu cmfgyp wbvkxj qz.

Example: Some of the SMS text makes about as much sense to me as etaoin shrdlu. (Short Messaging Service translation: som of d SMS txt mAkz bout az much sense 2 me az etaoin shrdlu.)

@ethicrat:= One who dictates by always taking the moral high ground.

Example: I don't go to church because the congregation are all ethicrats.

@ethnocrat:= A ruler selected by birth or race.

Example: The Queen is nothing but an ethnocrat.

@Eugene:= nerd or geek.a person that is not cool.unpopular

Example: what a Eugene. yuk! He's a eugene.I would never date him, he's a big Eugene.

@eugoogleizer:= Zoolander talk for eulogizer, one who gives eulogies.

Example: This is my first funeral as a eugoogleizer.

@eulogoogilie:= Eulogy. From the film _Zoolander_, screenplay by Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson.

Example: Derek gave his very first eulogoogilie at the graveside sevice for his model friends who were killed when they had a gasoline fight.

@eupulchrous:= Truly, exceptionally beautiful.

Example: Check out that eupulchrous babe coming down the hall.

@eurkh:= An all-purpose general substitute for another noun. An all-purpose stupid word;  esp: an all-purpose stupid euphemism or curse, usu. used as a meaningless intensive.

Example: What the eurkh is this?

@euro disney:= used to describe something that is passe, slow, or long overdue...like euro disney a year behind

Example:

@Evandalism:= The act of painting Jesus Saves in some public place.

Example: There is not enough money in the Highway department budget to remove evidence of evandalism from bridge abutments.

@even:= Used when correcting oneself after jumbling words.

Example: I went to the pu... spuser... supermarket even.

@eventvoid:= Noun which describes the feeling of emptiness after a major event.

Example: Many university students experience an eventvoid after final exams.

@EverCrack:= Slang for the multiplayer game EverQuest. EverQuest's appeal is so like an addiction or bad habit that some call it ''EverCrack.''

Example: Jeff has to go home and meet some friends on EverCrack.

@everythingism:= A word expansive enough to cover any and every ism that exists. Used when you have problems with specific categorisation and wish to make a general statement.

Example: Dusty thought that socialism and liberalism were not the best concepts because they left things out.

Everythingism was the concept which was able to encompass it all.

@evileditorsyndrome:= A condition unique to editors.

Example: The editor has evileditorsyndrome.

@evitation:= A formal request for someone to become president for a short period of time.

Example: I thank the Senate, Mr. Suarez said, but I will have to decline your kind evitation to become president of Argentina.

@Evoc it up:= To make something more evocative.

Example: Well, the plot's all there, but I think we need to evoc it up.

@Evol:= From Homicide: Life on the Street.

aka The Forces of Eeeevil The Dark Side etc.

Love spelled backwards, it describes any villain who does something only for the sake of being evil, or serves evil (as if it were a Union or something.) As opposed to merely greed, ambition, or other vices.

Example: Gul Dukat from Star Trek: Deep Space 9 wasn't evol at first. He did the atrocities that he did out of greed,

ambition, and misaligned patriotism.

When he became the conduit of the Fallen Prophets who wanted to destroy/dominate the universe just because they believed in serving darker emotions, he became Evol.

@evort:= Absolute erasure, forgiveness, a total cleansing of all wrong or inaccurate conditions.

Example: I am hurt, confused, and shaken. But I will evort this circumstance, thereby saving my sanity.

@Ewness:= Something disgusting or just plain weird.

Example: Ewness. You like those socks?

@EWO:= Eyes Wide Open--for anything exciting.

Example: The dance was really EWO.

@EWOW:= Excessive Winking On the Web ;-) Often occurs in personal or flirtatious emails. Can be linked to a nervous twitch. Also occurs in business emails in which sender is using passive aggressive methods to motivate, connect with or manipulate the recipient.

Example: Here is an example of EWOW in an e-mail: Hi! ;-) Hope your day isn't too stressed out! ;-) So, is it appropriate to ask personal questions...aka, are you dating? Just curious ;-)

@EWRT:= (interj) Used to exclaim suprise, stupidity, or any other such foolishnes. Good for blankouts.

Example: J: .... So that's what the teachers said about you . S: That I'm fat and ugly and eat potato chips? EWRT!

@ews:= -Eyes Wide Shut--to describe something really bad

Example: Yuck! The performance was really ews!

@ewww, look at those *adjective:= An easy way to get a bite of someone's food,

by making them look away.

Add an adjective such as disgusting after the phrase for added effect.

Example: YOU: Ewww, look at those fat people, disgusting!

*FRIEND LOOKS AWAY*

*TAKE A BITE OUT OF THEIR FOOD*

*FRIEND LOOKS BACK*

YOU: Oh, guess you missed 'em.

@ex-squeeze me:= Used with sarcasim or humor to replace the phrase excuse me.

Example: Comment: You are standing in my way. Move over. Response: Well ex-squeeze me!

@ex-wifeosaurous:= A former female spouse.

Example: My ex-wifeosaurous phoned; I need a hug.

@excelemaratabob:= Accelerated.

Example: The unusually smart girl was in excelemaratabob Spanish.

@excelnot:= This word is pretty much what it looks like. The opposite of excellent, it's used for dramatic effect and subtlety.