2. An unknown booger-ish thing on you.

Example: Sally, you have a gluck-snort hanging out of your nose again.

@Gluck:= Good luck. Used by lazy people who can't be bothered with an extra syllable or by people who can't pronounce ood.

Example: Gluck. You're going to need it.

@Glucker:= The flap of skin that hangs down at the back of your throat. Another name for uvula.

Example: Man, my glucker sure got a workout when I gargled this morning.

@glucklich:= Happy or lucky state of mind. Nobody is sure which.

Example: Wow, that brick just missed your head. That's so glucklich.

@glup:= Generally likable underappreciated peon.

Example: Everyone liked Micheal in the mailroom, but the poor glup is definately not moving up anytime soon!

@glutious maximus:= A kind of Latin-based word used to describe the derriere.

Example: I'm just letting you know to cover my glutious maximus.

@gluttonizer:= what you call someone who eats too much too fast

Example: All she did at the party was gluttonize. Honestly, she didn't even take her hand out of the chip bowl.

@gnarf:= A petty, annoying person.

Example: God, what a gnarf that Chris is. Always whining about double hits.

@Gnarlical:= Gnarly combined with radical. Very awesomely cool.

Example: Alex, your new kicks are totally gnarlical.

@gnashcar:= A car being driven in an infuriating manner.

Example: And just try parking on the street. Even if there are ten spots,

you've gotta deal with every gnashcar in town to pull into one.

@gnoid:= A computer geek.

Example: You know you are a gnoid when you've sat in front of the computer until you can't close your eyes because they are dried out.

@gnome:= Anyone with horrid spelling who hangs out in forums or chat rooms and just says mindless garbage--

like a spammer but the gnome only posts one message with really bad spelling.

Example: Gnomes would say this in a video games forum. Duus anywun no the resipee for bluubari pi?

@Gnomes:= A hypothesis for a mysterious phenomenon, often prefixed by the object(s)/person(s) it affects.

Example: Coco, whose pants mysteriously come unzipped, has a bad case of the pants gnomes.

@gnorn:= Mope.

Example: Don't gnorn.

@gnur:= Lint found in the bottom of a pocket; often mixed with loose change.

Example: Searching for a quarter, I reached into my pocket and all I came up with was gnur.

@go-fast gear:= Car modifications which serve little purpose but to look flashy. Usually seen on a frat boy's fast and furious modified Honda. Derogatory term.

Example: He added a lot of go-fast gear to his puny little '88 Civic. Check out the go-fast light and the go-fast neon license plate.

@go get em tiger:= A way to describe getting a lot accomplished.

Example: Tomorrow is going to be a go get em tiger day. I am going to do laundry, go shopping...and I have a date!

@Go Pfig:= 1. When a computer has a General Protection Fault and closes down. Taken from the generic static discharge noise made from a computer forcibly stopping.

Example: Aww crud! My computer just went Go Pfig!

@Go(ing)-off:= To get extremely angry.

Example: Did you hear Pete at that party? He was really going off that someone drank his beers.

@go:= Situation, event, happening, etc. Usually preceeded by What's the... Can also be G.O.

Example: What's the go for Friday night?

What's the G.O. on that order I placed?

@goacheese:= Similar to a goatee, the goacheese is the string of cheese that annoyingly droops from your chin while you eat cheese-covered foodstuffs, like a piece of pizza.

Example: As Boyd lifted the gooey enchilada to his mouth, a string of cheddar settled on his chin forming a magnificent goacheese.

@goalmost:= A hockey play-by-play term, meaning almost a goal. The announcer gets excited because he thinks his team just scored, then he realizes he was premature. The shot has hit the post, or the goalie makes the save.

He's announced the goal, now he recovers by trying to say almost.

Example: He shoots, and it's a goalmost.

@goan:= Used to tell someone to go and do something else.

Example: Hi, smee again. Goan play in the traffic.

@goat's toes:= Used when something happens that wasn't part of your plan, but isn't a major problem. Or, to say, Who cares?

Example: I got short-changed by a penny at Burger Box! Oh well, goat's toes.

@Goat-Monkey:= (capra simia) That of the species having the body, face and tail of a simian,

and the horns and hooves of a goat.

Example: We call this hooved horned primate a goat-monkey.

Goat-monkeys are native to few places, yet have been transported around the world.

@goat eggs:= a reaction to any highly unusual occurence

Example: He marveled at her sixth finger, Goat eggs!

@goat rodeo:= A complete fiasco, wate of time and energy.

Particularly a business situation with various people working on incompatible projects towards one goal.

Example: Without a file naming convention, this project is going to turn into a total goat rodeo.

@goatswaggle:= To be cheated.

Example: That carnie will goatswaggle you every chance she gets. Even when she makes change!

@gobb:= Guilty of being boring.

Example: He was gobb, so she traded him in for a line of men, who were also just as gobb to her.

@gobbledegook:= Conglomerate, often trash. Inconsequential, incomprehensible.

Example: Your essay was gobbledegook, almost as if you pasted it up randomly from invented words.

@gobbler's knob:= A high hill, usually the most prominent in an area.

Example: They live in the old mansion up on gobbler's knob.

@goblimey:= A word for a shock, or something you say whilst being bored, or could be used as a sigh.

Example: Goblimey,did you see that?

@gobslu:= many things, a plethora.

Example: I have a gobslu of things to get done today.

@goby:= Reverse salutations, goodbye, see you later. To be used when departing from presence.

Example: I'm going to go now, so, goby.

@God's telephone:= Remember Saturday night when you were hanging over the big white telephone in the restroom crying Oh God, oh God!?

Example: A. (At a party) Mmmmbrrrsss . (Runs to the restroom.) B. I think God's telephone is ringing for him.

@God Bless Captain Fear!:= Expression of relief when you realise that something you

backed out of due to sheer cowardice turned out to be dangerous and ill-advised after all.

Example: Did you see that scaffolding collapse? God Bless Captain Fear! I didn't climb up it.

@God Botherer:= An excessively religious person.

Example: That Michael's a right God botherer.

@Godincidence:= There is no coincidence. What happens is exactly what God plans, so it is a Godincidence.

Example: Your coming by to help me when I needed my flat tire fixed was a Godincidence.

@godlike:= Although it's not a word out of nowhere (heck, even KMFDM have a song by the title),