I know you cain't have no beer on accounta what that judge sed, but can I offer you a t-Nab?

@T.O.U.:= (abbrev.)Techy One-Up. Spotting an elementary error of a technical/nerdy nature made by a colleauge who really ought to know about that sort of thing, and the subsequent gloating over one's own cleverness. Multiple TOU's can accumulate in a point scoring system to decide who is the saddest.

Example:

@t/o:= short for 'thats okay'

Example: Hey, sorry i got logged off... ..t/o

@ta ta:= a more posh way to say farewell/goodbye

Example: see ya later, ta ta!

@table butt:= When an overweight person has a a butt that protrudes so much someone could use it as a table.

Example: Check out that table butt.

@table stable:= a cube farm without the cubes. ie. a room full of tables, one for each employee

Example: Do your programmers live in a cube farm or a table stable

@Tacky 'R Us:= Where you go to buy very nasty, skanky, or ugly outfits.

Example: Christina musta got that at Tacky 'R Us. She needs to find out where Britney shops.

@tad:= A bit, or a small amount.

Example: I'm feeling a tad tired today; I think I had a tad too much to drink last night

@tadeusz:= A mentally handicapped person with an extremely low intelligence quotient.

Example: That gerbil ramming into the brick wall is tadeusz.

@tadpole:= A man who is dating a woman considerably older then himself.

Example: Look at Betty, she's landed herself a tadpole.

@tafe-syndrome:= Those at a publicly funded tertiary education facility, deluded into thinking that they will be set up when they finish.

The saying comes from Enmore Tafe in Sydney where many design students think that upon graduation they will just walk into web design jobs.

2. A person whose expectations are far in excess of the reality of her situation.

NB not used as an insult, more in the way of pity for the unwitting.

Example: The way those guys are talking--its tafe-syndrome for sure.

@taffer:= A common thief.

Example: That taffer stole my wallet.

@tag 'n release:= The act of picking up a potential love interest and setting them free before having sex. Usually practiced by married men who don't want to cheat on their wives, but still enjoy the thrill of the chase.

Example: I went to a nightclub last night for a game of tag 'n release.

@taggle:= to tackle or wrestle in a gentle, playful way, from Stephen King's Bag of Bones

Example: Be nice or I'll come over to tickle and taggle you.

@tahn:=

community in Essex, larger than a village but not as big as a city.

Example: Shane: Are you goin' up tahn later!

@tailor:= Tailor-made. A pre-rolled, factory-made cigarette as opposed to(and presumably better than) one which is self-made and hand-rolled.

Example: Hey, can I bum a tailor? These rollies are killing me.

@taint or perineum:= No other words will be accepted for this body part. Read the guidelines.

Example: The area of the body between the anus and the genitalia is called the perineum--or the taint, because it t'aint either. OR

Taint misbehavin'? Acting up? Seek psychiatric help immediately. (djbaker2@hotmail.com)

@tajmahtoilet:= a very expensive bathroom remodeling project.

Example: The contractor's clients purchased $90 per square foot imported tile for their tajmahtiolet renovation.

@tajunga:= Ta-HUN-ga.

An exceptionally well-built woman who tends to wear a lot of makeup,

expensive clothes, manicure, and hairdo.

Coined by a former resident of Tajunga, California, who claimed all women of that town looked and

dressed the part.

Example: After his divorce from a plain-Jane, Joe only dated tajungas.

@Takagistic:= Used by Formula One fans to describe someone who often skids off track.

Word commemorates former Formula One driver Tora Takagi.

Example: Michael knew he was having a Takagistic weekend when he spun off the road for the second time in \

two laps.

@Taking the piss:= Pulling someone's leg, putting them on. British origins. Also, ripping the piss, a superlative.

Example: When Bob told me that the WTC towers were hit by hijacked terrorist airplanes, I thought he was taking the piss.

@talent:= Describing a place or situation in which there are many good looking women.

Example: Boy, there sure is some talent here tonight.

@talkin' out my mouth again:= talking without thinking what you are saying,saying something stupid, putting foot in mouth

Example: there I go, talking out my mouth again.

@talking out my ass:= not really knowing about what you're talking about, but talking about it anyway and trying to sound like you know exactly what you are in fact talking about.

Example: when i got talking about the being knowledgable about the rooms and compartments in the titanic, i was just talking out my ass to impress that girl.

@talkintuitive:= A descriptor of someone comfortable with or adept at conversation; someone easy to talk to.

Example: After we got to know each other over a couple of drinks, she was talkintuitive,

so I thought I'd ask her back to my place.

@Talkitate:= Speaking using bad grammar.

Example: I have a tendency to talkitate.

@Tallboys:= Sixteen ounce cans of beer. Same diameter as a twelve, but much taller.

Example: They don't sell tallboys at American hockey stadiums anymore

as too many people were chucking them onto the ice.

@talps:= A synonym and reversal of splat--it just sounds much better than the original.

Example: The pumpkin went talps when it hit the deck.

@Tammy-Fayed:= Painted with gratuitous amounts of make-up.

Example: She was so Tammy-Fayed she looked like a common street walker.

@tamperage:= Something that has been damaged through criminal mischief.

Example: Actually Used When I received the package, I noted no damage (or tamperage) to the case or

unit that would indicate the detector was DOA.

@tanch:= Based on a Philippine word Tanchahin meaning doing something that involves precise amounts, measurements, and knowledge. But, since the person doing the act is not equipped with proper tools or not skilled, the person just relies on gut feel, very rough estimates, or any other things that cannot be classified as a proper measurment basis.

Example: I want to bake an apple pie but I can't find my measuring cups. I'll just have to tanch it.

@tang-patroller:= Bar hopper whose sole purpose for living is going to bars to pick up girls.

Example: Look at Chris eyeballing the blonde on the dancefl oor. He's a tang-patroller extraordinaire.

@tangent:= A narrative drift connection, sometimes tenuously, to the original topic.

Example: How'd we start talking about motorcycles? Oh, well, tangent. Anyway...

@Tango Uniform:= Tits Up. Used to describe something dead, useless, or otherwise defunct; very wrong.

Example: The CEO got all upset because his wife opened an attachment on his laptop,

and now its bigtime Tango Uniform.

@tanj:= There Ain't No Justice. Used as an epithet. Created by Larry Niven.

Example: We're out of gas? TANJ!

@tank:= A very large, very heavy car or truck, especially one that looks like it can withstand a lot of damage.

Example: Norman's new car is a freaking tank! You could almost stand up in that thing!

@tank:= Built like a tank: buff, strong, huge, big, tough.

Example: He took off his shirt and people realised he was a tank, so they left him alone.

@tanked:= Doing very poorly.

Example: That new movie just tanked at the box office.

How did you do on the test?

Oh man, I just Tanked.

@tanorexic:= Someone who goes to the tanning bed way too much.

Example: She goes tanning every day. She's tanorexic.

@tanstaafl:= There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.

Old saying, but Tanstaafl as a word was popularized by the book _The Moon is a Harsh Mistress_ by

Robert A. Heinlein.

Example: A. Hey, let's go into that bar--they give away free drinks.

B. Tanstaafl, my friend ...

What?

The food pays for the drinks. If the drinks weren't free, the food would cost half as much. No matter what, someone, somewhere pays.

@tantalizational factor:= (n) Scale used to measure tantalizing things.

Example: Oh, her tantalizational factor is about seven.

@tanwahsya:= (Tan-wahs-ya) Acronym. Stands for There Are No Words For How Screwed You Are Used when someone has put off a terribly large project to the last minute, or any other appropriate time.

Example: Peter, you are tanwahsya.

@tap:= To make a quick, limited excursion against a military enemy, in order to find out as much as possible about his strength, disposition of forces, etc. During the Civil War, General Nathan Bedford Forrest, commanding cavalry,

was considered a master of the tap.

Example: Well, General, our tap has shown us exactly what we need to know in order to defeat Col. Dummkopf tomorrow.

@tappable:= If someone is tappable, you would have sex with her.

Example: He's tappable, but not boyfriend material.

@tapped:= Someone who is nuts. Also, tapped in the head. Similar to the old saying touched to describe insane behavior

Example: I can't believe Carlos just went ahead and shaved off all his body hair--he's tapped in the head.

or:

He's tapped.

@Tar Baby:= Noun - A person that behaves exactly like oneself, a kindrid spirit.

Someone you know you can love forever and ever.

A person who makes life seem like it's so easy.

Example: Ryan is my tar baby. He's so much like me.

@tarania:= a beautiful sunlit horizon

Example: I caught my breath, shocked by the beautiful tarania in front of me

@Tarantino:= To propose a deal so juicy and enticing that the other party would be a fool to reject it.

Refers to the movie The Four Rooms.

Example: Paul: So I was offered a new coat and $1000.

Rich: That deal is freakin' Tarantino!

@tard cart:= The short mini-busses that are commonly used to transport the special kids to school and assisted living residents to shopping malls.

Example: The tard cart must be on schedule to pick up Mongo, preventing him from wandering off.

@tard:= What they did to con artists in old New England.

Example: He was tard an' feathurd and run out of town on a rail.

@Tardamuffin:= What you call someone when they do something really stupid.

Also known by its counterpart Tardmuffin.

Example: You spilled the beer? Tardmuffin.

@Targe:= A play on the name for the retail chain store Target.

Pronounced Tar-JAY.

Example: I'm going to Targe to get some socks--wanna come with?

@targhetto:= Target chain stores--reserved for aging, rundown, old-school variants.

Example: Joe's making a late-night run to the Targhetto for a box o' Brillo pads and some dental floss.

@tarhead:= Individual engaged in petroleum based recreation

Example: The tarhead laughed as the wheels of his ATV crushed yet another prairie dog out of existence.

@tars:= Tires.

Example: Check out the new tars on his Camaro.

@tart box:= Small, cheap car that has been modified--usually with scoops, vents, wings and alloy wheels--

to look faster than it actually is.

Another ploy is to stick a massive exhaust on the car, ruining backpressure and performance,

but making a suitably quasi-macho noise.

Example: Darren had boyed up his tart box by putting neon lights on the underside. Consequently, everyone thought of him as a mental pygmy.

@tas:= Tea. Possibly from the French 'Tas de the. Also see flug.

Example: Go on love, make us a tas.

@tass:= True or Truth. A corruption of the Latin Veritas (very tass). Used as a synonym for cool.

Example: That shirt is tass.

@tastamalasty:= (TAY-stuh-muh-LAY-stee) To be extremely tasty

Example: Mmmm this chao-tsu is tastamalasty!

@Tastie:= Quite odd, perplexing.

Example: That's a tastie gold leotard your wearing.