2. A state of diminished mental capacity: caffeine-deprived.

Analogy drawn from the practice of altering the operating speed of microprocessor chips.

Entymology: from the ancient Geek _clkd.

[Etymology, perhaps? Entomology is the branch of zoology involving the study of insects.]

Example: Is it just me or is Tom Daschle underclocked a few megahertz?

@undercover emergency driver (:= Person who drives as if his or her car were an ambulance, fire truck, or police car--disregarding traffic laws and honking at anyone who isn't sufficiently exceeding the speed limit.

Example: That guy who just cut across three lanes of traffic to get to the exit must be an undercover emergency driver.

@underly:= The opposite of overly.

Example: I'd never chase after a guy who mugged me. I'm usually underly brave, though, so it's no surprise.

@Underminers:= People who think they are helping but are actually counter productive to the task at hand.

Example: Granddad, I know an 8th grade education was good enough for you but telling your grandson to stick it out til his is 18 and then do what you want on schooling is not supporting how we raise our kids!

@underpit:= Underarm and armpit.

Example: Washing your underpits helps prevent body odour.

@underuterised:= A woman who chooses not to have children.

Example: Mary said that Jane was underuterised because she was a career girl and didn't want children.

@underwhelm:= To elicit a reaction rather less than impressive.

Example: His personality underwhelms me.

@underzaggerate:= To understate or underestimate.

Example: I tend to underzaggerate my genius, you know.

@undiscombobulate:= To bring order from disorder. The inverse of discombobulate.

Example: Mother refuses to let me leave until I undiscombobulate my room.

@undorkulate:= To fix a problem presented by others.

Example: Please wait a minute while I attempt to undorkulate this printer.

@Unemployfriend:= a term for an ex-girlfriends new, unemployed, boyfriend

Example: How is that unemployfriend better than me?

@unenjoyment:= Unemployment.

Example: Since he lost his job, Chris is on unenjoyment.

@unflub:= To correct a mistake or explain it away.

Example: They really messed up that movie but hopefully they will unflub it in the sequel.

@unga bunga:= A piece of native art or ethinic art that hangs on the wall of your parents' cottage or grandparents' house.

Example: My mom went to Mexico for a holiday and now the house has a million unga bungas everywhere.

@ungowa, umgowa:= An exclamation of joy, triumph, or a battle cry.

Example: 1. When Mark saw a friend he hadn't seen in years, he shouted Ungowa! 2. When he won the chess game, Alex shouted Ungowa! 3. Three guys walk into a bar. They pick on some little guy. He goes outside, and they follow.

The short guy wheels about, cries Ungowa! and proceeds to slaughter the unsuspecting brutes.

@Ungratulations:= Exclamation when something bad happens to someone else

Example: You failed your English final? Ungratulations!

@uni-brow:= The condition of having so much eyebrow hair that the two brows simply connect to form one repulsively large brow.

Example: That guy should consider waxing his head, cause he sure has a bad case of uni-brow.

@unicorn:= Used by women to describe a man who is good-looking, well-dressed, well-educated, polite,

single, and straight.

Example: He looks like Tom Cruise, dresses in Armani, has a law degree from Harvard, sent me flowers,

and he asked me out Friday. I think he may be a unicorn.

@uniquify:= to make disctinctive, unequal

Example: By making him wear a pink shirt, Jim's mom was able to uniquify him from the rest of the boys.

@uniquity:= The attribute possessed by persons or objects that are unique. Synonym for uniqueness, but more pleasant on the palate.

Example: The uniquity of individual snowflakes has often been disputed raindrop activists.

@unit:= Cool.

Example: Ice Cube is unit.

@Unitomaximus:= A Female, with a perfect body.

Example: You have a Unitomaximus

@universe:= What you say to shut up a meaningless and exaggeratory argument,

on the theory that if it's of the format my cat is as big as a house!

well mine's as big as a city! etc., then the end-point of such a discussion is reached when

someone invokes the universe.

can be used by someone involved in the argument or a bystander.