It can be sad (hoorJ...) or overly exciting (HoOoORj!).

Example: Me: How are you doing?

You: I'm just fine! HoorJ!

@hooroo:= Australian slang for goodbye.

Example: Have a good one barry, hooroo.

@hoot:= an extreme of humor

Example:

@hootenanny:= A gathering--bigger than a shindig, but smaller than a rave.

Example: Are you going to Ryan's hootenanny?

@hooterific:= Very cool, almost cool enough to work at Hooters or Meijers--if you enjoy grocery shopping and hair products.

Example: Those shoes are from Payless, but their hooterific.

@hoover:= To ingest food or drink unbeliveably fast. Inspired by the vacuum cleaner company.

Example: I filled the dog's bowl and he hoovered it before I could set the bag down.

@hopdogy:= One who enjoys Hip-Hop music.

Example: Raphul is a real hopdogy, yo.

@Hope n' scope:= The walk around the bar checking on and hitting on anything that moves.

Example: The only dates Christina ever got were ones following a hope 'n scope.

@hopingley:= Hoping for the best.

Example: Hopingley I'll be able to get the day off tomorrow.

@hoppersquash:= Things that hit your windshield and stick as you are driving down the road.

Example: We had a great time in Arkansas but the truck came back covered with hoppersquash.

@hopsenmaltz disease:= A major beer hangover

Example: I gotta bad case of Hopsenmaltz Disease this morning.

@hopskipandajump:= A distance which is far enough but not too far.

Example: New York is a fair hopskipandajump from Philadelphia.

@horbgorble:= To wander around aimlessly.

Example: Sheep tend to horbgorble.

@horizontalization:= A word commonly used in place of the usually intended harmonization.

Example: Horizontalization of our business processes will ensure success.

@hork:= 1. To steal, to rip off.

2. To vomit (if human) or to have a total system failure (if computer).

Example: 1: Chris, you jerk, don't be horking my fries.

2: Don't know what was wrong with the code, but my server horked repeatedly.

@hork:= The hacking sound made by an animal when in the process of expelling undigested dinner or fur.

Example: It was 2:30 am and I awoke to the sound of the cat horking in the living room.

@horn mono:= A motorcycle wheelie (riding on the rear wheel only) of epic proportion.

Example: The new R1 lets you pull horn monos without even thinking about it.

@horn:= Cellphone.

Example: I'll be out somwhere tonight and I'll have my cell horn.

@hornce:= the opposite of steep. Used to describe slopes, staircases, mountains, or anything else that has a shallow grade, or slight incline. To my knowledge there was previously no word for the opposite of steep, so I derived it from my last name (Hornsey). There are at least 5 people on the planet other than myself who are actively using this much needed word.

Example: I don't like mountain bike trails that are too steep, I much prefer hornce trails.

@hornerman:= The man you are cheating on your husband with.

Example: Clinton: Is that your new boyfriend?

Zanita: Nah, Sam is still around. That's my hornerman.

@hornery:= It's a cross between horny and ornery.

Example: I get a little hornery about once a month.

@hornormal:= Many, typically females, describe their normal fluctuating moods related to their monthly cycles as normal (but hormonal); this is especially true for those of us who work in the health industry and have to ask how one is feeling.

Example: I was a little upset and depressed last week but I feel that this was just hornormal.

@hornswoggle:= To take something from someone else. {This is actually an existing slang word--meaning is usually related to cheating. Similar words include honeyfuggle and bumswiggle.}

Example: Hey, man, can I hornswoggle one of those beers?

@Horrendoma:= From horrendous and -oma, the medical suffix for tumor,

denoting an unusually bad or complicated medical condition

Example: The car accident left a real horrendoma on his face.

@horribelocity:= The speed with which things become more and more horrible.

Example: The horribelocity of the trip increased when Eunice began telling us her shaving stories.

@horribility:= The potential for something to become horrible.

Example: A large person on the top of an unsturdy bunk bed has horribility.

@horriblate:= Used to describe the rapid descent of a situation into the realms of the horrible. Alternatively a descriptive phrase.

Example: I got into work this morning and my day proceeded to horriblate rapidly. OR I spent the morning on the phone to a bunch of horriblates from project management.

@Horrification:= The act of horrifying; the state of being horrified.

Example: He says, My brother was horrified.

She says, Ah, well, a bit of horrification is good now and then.

@horrocious:= Atrocious +horrendous.

1. Dreadful.

2. Extremly brutal, cruel, or wicked.

To be used in more intense circumstances then either of the words from which it is made up.

Example: 1. The oil spill scene was so horrocious that I couldn't stand to watch any more of the report.

2. The people watched in horror as the bunnies were being tested by the cosmetics companies, and thought of how horrocious and sad it was.

@Horror Island:= One of a group of many islands(eg.Temptation Island).This is a fictional place where everything horrible and terrible goes.Can be used on its own also.

NB:To be said in evil Exorcist voice if possible.

Example: Last night at work was just Horror Island

A:How was the party yesterday?

B:Horror Island

@horrorshow:= Great, wonderful.

Example: Madonna's tour is really horrorshow.

@Horse Dover:= When you're so hungry you could eat a horse and all they serve you are

(from the French: Hors d'oeuvre) appetizers.

Example: Yes, please, thank you very much. I'll take a few of your horse dovers.

@horsey:= when something doesn't quite work visually.

Example: Loosen up the kerning in your headline, it looks horsey.

@horti-Q:= One who has a measurable intelligence level roughly equivalent to that of a plant. Horticultural + I.Q.

Example: He was a few plates short of a picnic, a few fries short of a happy meal. In short, a horti-Q.

@horticulture:= A fruitless attempt to make a lady of the night appreciate the finer things of life.

Example: You can lead a horse to water...but you can't drag a horticulture.

@hosebroke:= Describes an individual who has been rendered dysfunctional by catastrophic ego deflation, usually preceded by self over-inflation of ego. (Inspired by the catastrophic failure of a neighbor's garden hose).

Example: Yeah, Ed got passed over for the V.P. spot, so now he's hosebroke.

@hosed:= Usually refering to a situation beyond salvage or repair. Similar to FUBAR. Pronunciation: 'hOz-d'

Example: Chris forgot to back it up... We're so hosed!

@hoser:= A person who is trying to deceive others.

Example: That hoser can't be trusted. From the Wisconsin-Minnesota area.

@hosimba:= A word of exuberant joy.

Example: Hosimba! That is one hot mamma!

@hossie or hossy:= Similar to sassy--overbearing, arrogant,

self confident, independent, won't take any crap from anyone, etc.

Example: She was hossy.

@hot-bobbling:= Describes something that is usually liquid and hot.

Not quite boiling. May on first touch be thought to be near boiling point, but actually quite safe.

Example: Is this soup hot-bobbling? OR

My bath is hot-bobbling.

@hot-hole:= To describe a particularly nasty piece of internet photography

Example: Did you get the hot-hole i emailed? Nasty eh?

@hot comm:= I’m involved with on-road, pure electric vehicles, and they can be very high performance (see www.nedra.com). Instead of having a “hot rod” (as in engine push rod), or fast driving as in “hot-rodding,” we say “hot comm,” or “hot comming,”

referring to the commutator in our electric motor(s).

Example: My son has been hot-comming in the RX-7 EV (electric vehicle) again.

@hot in the box:= a project or task is in progress. It was created because some stupid project manager at work was always using buzz words he heard his other idiot project manager peers using. we decided that we would start making them up and using them around him so his peers would have no idea what he was talking about and he would think he was up on his techie lingo.

Example: the project is hot in the box.

@hot second:= Shorter than a regular second...more like a half-second.

Example: Amy: They're selling Britney Spears tickets at the arena. Erin: I'll be there in a hot second.

@hot:= Extremely attractive or beautiful; more than cute.

Example: Hey, that guy over there is pretty good looking. He's not just good looking, he's hot!

@hotdish:= Midwest American-Scandinavian (ND, MN) meaning the same as a casserole entree.

Example: My sister is planning to bring her favorite tuna hotdish to the church supper.

@hote:= Hair Over The Ears

Example: Neil Diamond came to town and every hote came from miles around.

@hotter than a pickle, hotter'n:= Extremely hot.

Example: God, it's hotter than a pickle today.

@hottertunlove:= a running together of the words hotter than love to describe an intense degree of heat...

Example: My gosh, turn the fire down, it's hotterunlove in here.

@hottie bombalottie:= The ultimate hottie--can be pronounced either hottie boom-ba-lottie or bum-ba-lottie. HB is abbreviation.

Example: Oh, my God! That Louis is one hottie bombalottie.

@hottie mchothot:= A good-looking person.

Example: Alyson Hannigan is one hottie mchothot.

@houndy:= Describing food that is so delicious, the eater wants to hound it down.

Example: This pizza is houndy. I could eat the whole thing by myself.

@house of goofy white man:= another name for McDonalds

Example: I want some fries. Lets go to the House of Goofy White Man.

@House, The:= Waffle House, the only place in the country where you can get a cup of coffee, smoke indoors, and sit around for hours all for under a dollar- not counting a tip and jukebox selections. Can also be called Our House when referring to the establishment in your neighborhood, or the one you frequent the most.

Example: I'm bored, you wanna go to The House.

@house:= Shortened version of cleaning house.

Similar to cleaning out his clock. Used to describe someone flipping out.

Example: A. What happened after your Dad came home and saw what you did to his car?

B. Oh Christ, he just went house and severely chewed me out.

@Housemaster:= The person in charge of the house.

Example: The housemaster made it clear that there will be no kitties allowed.

@Houserker:= How-zehr-kehr. One who is meticulous about one's own house.

Someone who values her house to the extreme.

Example: It's only a pencil mark on the wall. Just erase it.

But it's my life!

You're such a houserker.

@housewiverly:= Related to doing jobs normally thought of as women's work.

Example: We felt very housewiverly after cleaning and gardening all day.

@how's up:= Mix of How are you? and Whassup?

Example: Hey, DK, how's up?

@Howay:= A Middlesbrough, England resident, usually working class.

In most of England, working-class parents shout Get here! at their children.

In Middlesbrough it's Howay!--a cry which can usually be heard somewhere at any

given time in Middlesbrough town centre.

Example: Did you meet Robert's new girlfriend? She's a right Howay!

@howie:= One who has a tendency to be zany, or geeky.

See also: Gary

Example: Did you see that guy at the party last night--the one with the mullet? What a Howie.

@howsit:= Meaning How is it going. It is a simplified version that is easier to roll off you tounge and yet very self explanitory

Example: You donna, howsit?

Response would be: eh, not bad...

@howyergoin's:= Alcoholic beverages shared amongst friends.

Example: I'm goin' down the pub for some howyergoin's with Chook and Bez.

@howzabout:= A way to start a conversation with a suggestion.

Example: Howzabout we just stay in tonight?

@howzigwan:= How's it going? said lazily or in a rush.

Example: Hey Jim, howsigwan?

@howzitgo?:= To be said when someone has just explained something using excessive hand movements and plenty of descriptive sounds. Almost always results in the person repeating the whole hand-waving, noisy explanation.

Example: A friend has just described how he climbed a creaky ladder and fell off into a muddy puddle using mime actions and sounds as well as a verbal description. Just say a quick Howzitgo? and he'll repeat the whole act.

@Hrbeck:= The act of pulling or pushing a runner's leg off a base and then tagging him in a baseball game.

Named in honor of the player who successfully executed this manuver.

Just ask the Braves.

It happened to them in the World Series once.

Example: Hey, ump! I can't be out.

I was just standing here on first base and he Hrbecked me.

@Hrk-th!:= Used to express affectation for the liberating satisfaction many people associate with spitting.

Example: Hrk-th! (wipes mouth)

@HTMeLted:= when your head is melted after doing too much HTML code.

Example: I never thought i'd get those templates done, me head is HTMeLted.

@huage:= Even bigger than huge, but not mahousive.

Example: That building's bloody huage.

@hubba jubba:= Otherwise known as love handles. It's that fat that males get around the sides of their waists.

The female equivalent would be mumma jubbas.

Example: Eatin' too much junk food lately. Startin' to get hubba jubbas.

@hubba:= An expression indicative of lust.

[Hubba, hubba. What a figure. Two more legs and she'd look like Trigger. (For those old enough to remember Roy Rogers as King of the Cowboys.) Nothing sexy there.]

Example: John is soooo sexy. Hubba.

@huckelbuckel:= A small unexpected gift.

Example: I have a huckelbuckel for you.

@huckled:= To throw at a high speed.

Example: After receiving an F on his test, George huckled his pen at the teacher's head.

@huddlepuff(s):= Can be used as a noun or verb to describe the people/action of multiple smokers gathering at the same location to smoke, usually right outside an entrance way of a building, impeding your attempt to enter or exit. Inclement weather tends to increase their ranks.

Example: I was late getting to class/work/safety from a burning building because I had to navigate around/through all of the huddlepuffs.

@huff:= V. To smoke, as in to smoke a cigaret. N. A smoke.

Example: V. I'm stepping outside to huff a cigaret. N. I'm stepping outside for a huff.

@huganic:= Huge and gigantic--meaning really, really big.

Example: The size of my credit card bill was hugantic.

@huge pipes:= A high-bandwidth internet connection.

Example: Since I got DSL, I have huge pipes.

@hugegantic:= Very, verrrry large. No, even bigger.

Example: Their house was hugegantic!

@hugemungo:= Used when huge and humongous do not do the size of the particular noun justice.

Example: Alison's woman's rear-end is positively hugemungo.

@hugeonic:= Something bigger than huge and smaller than giganic.

Example: Did you see the size of that? It was hugeonic.

@huggle:= Combination of a hug and a cuddle. More intimate than simply a hug, but more physical than a cuddle.

Example: I need a huggle!

@hugglesquash:= A hug and cuddle wrapped in a tight squeeze.

Example: Overjoyed Marcy hugglesquashed her boyfriend in thanks for her gift.

@huglet:= An affectionate action in passing that is not quite a full stop-and-stand hug;

usually something similar like arm around waist, chin on shoulder, etc.

Example: As he passed she gave him a huglet and asked him how he was doing.

@Huh. (blank). What's going o:= An expression of puzzlement adapted from the video game Silent Hill.

Any noun or name can be placed in the blank.

Used when one is confused about a particular item.

Example: 1. A radio has just turned off by itself.

Huh. Radio. What's going on with that radio?2. Your friend Jimmy was supposed to pick you up, but he's nowhere to be found.

Huh. Jimmy. What's going on with that Jimmy?

@Hum-dinger:= Adjective discribing something beautiful like a car or object.

Example: That car is a hum-dinger

@humamajoob:= the container in which fries are served.

Example: I ordered a humamajoob of fries.

@human-baboon:= One who takes on the physical attributes or or behavorial characteristics of a large hairy primate.

Example: A. My God, what's that? B. Oh dont worry. That's my son--he's a bit of a human-baboon.

@humassive:= Cross between humungous and massive.

Example: If you think this fish is big, you should have seen the one that got away. It was humassive.

@humberize:= To take something (an experience or object) with great potential and mess it up beyond belief.

Developed by residence students of Humber College.

Example: A free trip to the centre of the earth. Sweet, just don't let anyone humberize it.

@humbus mcjumbus:= Awesome, cool, phat.

Example: Going to the club tonight would be humbus mcjumbus.

@huminah?:= Used when

1. You have no idea what someone means,

2. Did not hear, or

3. If what was said is totally odd or simply out there.

Example: 1. I wanna go nark a furby. Huminah?

2. I wanna have my eyebrows ripped out by S and M gnomes. Huminah?

@humint:= Pronounced hume-int: Human intelligence.

Espionage conducted by an individual on the ground, observing actions.

Example: Most humint officers are farmed from the military.

The CIA officer killed in Afganistan was a Marine, for instance.

@hummin':= When something's really cool.

Example: That's hummin'!

@Humongerous:= Something that is bigger and more important than humongus.

Example: Her record sales were humongerous.

@hump his/her/its leg:= a term used to express sexual desire towards another person

Example: Oo, I so wanna hump Chris' leg ...

@humphable:= A descriptive word used when doing a disliked task.

Example: Homework is humphable.

@humtrattle:= Nonsense, balderdash, poppycock--or can be used as a random expletive.

Example: That's a bunch of humtrattle. You're full of humtrattle. Or simply, Humtrattle!

@hune:= 1. The possessive form of a third person, singular, gender-neutral pronoun.

Used to indicate possession, agency, or reception of an action by a gender-neutral being or person spoken of.

Can be used to replace his or her.

2) the third person singular pronoun in the nominative case, gender-neutral.

other forms: huneself (reflexive).

Example: 1. Everyone must bring hune hat.

2. The person presented hune proposal.

3) Each person taught huneself to read.

@huney:= A person who is both huge and puny.

Example: Chris, you sure are looking huney today.

@hungy:= One hundred dollars, or one hundred runs in cricket--that is, a century.

Example: A. Win at the races?

R. Nah, blew a hungy.

@hunh:= Yinglish, Yiddish-English, for Excuse me, I don't understand that, could you repeat that please?

Example: Mr. Puppick, not understanding the explanation to the question he had asked, rolled his eyes and exclaimed to his interlocutor, Hunh?!

@hunky dory day:= The day exactly one month after your actual birthday. This is usually celebrated when one's actual birthday has been inadvertently missed, and therefore calls for much more rigourous partying.

Example: We better go get a couple of kegs. It's hunky dory day!

@hurdman:= Something that's there when you want something else.

Example: ARRGH! This is the third time I've called Constantine's house and his annoying brother Phil picked up.

Jerk's a hurdman.

@hurg:= Sound a Dutch male makes when he is embarrassed or distressed, usually by reference to his sex life.

Example: Pixel: We were in a tent. Sarah: Kinky. Pixel: Hurg.

@Hurtin':= To be lame or pathetic.

Example: This club is hurtin'.

@husblink:= A husband who is here now, but don't blink or he will be gone.

Example: Honey does this dress make me look fat? Husblink...? Where'd you go?

@huschla:= It means anything when you can't think of the word to use....

Example: I need to go to the store and get my huschla

@Hussie Mae:= A Girlfriend Greeting.

Example: Hey HussieMae! What's up? Wanna hang out ?

@hussy:= Female human of questionable character. Not necessarily immoral, but bratty and inappropriately provocative

Example: Anna Nicole Smith is the hussy that married for money.

@hutt:= A lazy person; slacker

Example: I can't believe they still haven't finished that! What a bunch of hutts!

@huzzah!:= expression of triumph and contempt, takes place of phrases like How'd you like the taste of THAT?!

Example:

@hyaah:= To signify something is white trash.

Example: That girl's jeans have fringes on the legs. Hyaah!

@hydroflout:= (hi'dro falout) Getting hit in the face by the ice that was stuck to the inside bottom of a drinking glass when you tilt the galss bottom up while drinking.

Example: If you don't shake your glass, you're gonna get hydroflouted.

@hydroplegic:= Noun. A person unable to communicate coherently due to a chronic and habitual

daily use of hydroponically-grown marijuana.

Example: I ran into Steve yesterday and tried to have a conversation, but he's turned into a hydroplegic.

@hygenic trifecta:= When you shower, shave, and brush your teeth all in the same day.

Example: Bert. Since you have a date tonight, are you going to clean up at all? Ernie. Completely.