I was repulsed and dumped him that afternoon.

Example: Oh my God, Claire, look at the booger hanging out of his nose; that is a major twinkie.

@twinkie:= Someone who is dumb, making you frustrated, or both.

Can also be used in place of fool.

Example: This is easy, why don't you get it, twinkie.

@Twinky:= N. (tween-kee) A character on an on-line game that has items and equipment far beyond its own ability to acquire. A coin puppet. In popular speech a richie boy one who's parents provide them with money at the drop of a hat for no effort.

Example: He got a Vette for his birthday?? What a Twinky!

@twint:= Joint top.

Example: I'd have to say red and blue are twint in my favourite colours.

@twisticated:= an object, idea, or thing is far beyond being twisted. It may have its origins in having been twisted, but deformed beyond use or repair or worthwhileness.

Example: That piece of metal, idea or concept is twisticated; that is, it cannot be restored for reuse or salvaged. It must be scrapped.

@twitch gamer:= Someone whose success at video games comes from hitting buttons as quickly as possible. See button masher. In our case, derived from the speech balloon that came up whenever you stopped moving in the Simpsons arcade game: Hit buttons! Wiggle joystick!

Example: Having problems blocking that guy's moves? You're such a twitch gamer.

@twitching:= Disgustingly and longstandingly dirty. Applies to an inanimate object, and implies that it is so grody that it has evolved life.

Example: You guys, this towel can't be our bathmat anymore. It's twitching. OR

Someone wash these dishes, they're twitching!

@twitterpated:= To be enamored; spring fever.

Example: Nearly everybody gets twitterpated in the springtime. You get weak in the knees. Your head starts to whirl. Before you know it, you're knocked for a loop! -Bambi

@twizzle:= The reusable wire applied in sealing shut the top of a bag

Example: Do you have a twizzle for this bag?

this bag's lost its twizzle

@two-bagger:= Someone who is so ugly that during sex you have to wear a bag on your head, too, just in case hers falls off.

Example: Julie tried to hook me up with her cousin, but she's a real two-bagger.

@two-fisted:= Very drunk and holding a drink in each hand.

Example: She was two-fisted at that party, I'm surprised she made it home.

@two-handed slap:= An alternate way to describe a high ten, primarily used in written communication andabbreviated as THS.

Example: Woo hoo, we won the tournament! Two-handed slap! (props to Christine at blahblahblog.com)

@two-steppin':= Dancing from side to side with no rhythm.

Example: A guy asks a girl to dance. The girl is moving from side to side, trying to dance, while the guy is trying to freak dance.

His ex-girlfriend says, What does she think she's doin', two-steppin'?

@two axehandles wide:= An expression from a couple of generations ago. Used for describing a woman's wide posterior.

Example: Look at her butt. It's two axehandles wide.

@Two Dead Flies:= Worthless.

Example: He ain't worth two dead flies.

@two dollah:= Extremely poorly done, cheap, or otherwise crappy.

Example: Batman and Robin was hecka two dollah.

@two four seven:= (24-7) When something goes on forever, or all the time.

Example: I work 24-7

@two four:= A case of 24 beers, often associated with May 24 long weekend. Alternatively, twofer.

Example: Can I get a two four of Blue, eh?

@two:= Used as a means of exaggeration. In extreme cases you can add fighting in a burlap sack.

Example: She's a bitch. Damn, she's two bitches, fighting in a burlap sack.

@twohundred-K; 200K; $200K:= Used when describing an athlete with bottom-dwelling skills. Refers to the $200,000 minimum salary of major-league baseball players.

Example: Did you see that scrub they brought in to pitch in the 7th inning? He was so $200k!

@twunnel:= An ambiguous term which generally acts as a verb (sometimes as an adjective).

Originally a screw-up of tunnel, as in to tunnel through something.

Lighthearted and can be applied to *any* situation with equal ease.

Example: That's a very twunnel shirt you're wearing.

@tyme machine:= Brand of ATM machine, used in Wisconsin to refrence all ATMs.

Example: I'm going to rob the tyme machine so I can get lunch at Taco Bell.

@type-not:= When a person is gleefully typing away, then they look up and realize they haven't typed anything.

Example: When you thrash something all quick into the address bar of your browser, then something loads and deletes what you just typed

@typewaiter/typewaiting:= Fast typists who strike up Instant Message dialogues, having forgotten that the other person is a hunt and peck typist, causing the fast typists to have to wait for what seems an interminably long time before receiving a response.

Example: Sorry I'm late. I was stuck in an IM with a typewait situation.

@typicult:= Typically difficult. Any activity that is made more difficult than it should be on a regular basis.

Example: Ex. Why does it take two hours to plan a fifteen-minute trip to town? How typicult.

Ex. They always make these packages so hard to open. Typicult.

@typothermia:= When your fingers get so cold that its imposible to type withour making mistakes.

Example: It was so col n my ofice hat I coudn't get my fngers to type corectly. I ws suffferin fron typothermia.

@typsual:= Typical and usual.

Example: Most reactions to anything are typsual.

@tyte:= The right spelling for the definition at tight.

Example: Did you see that girl jack the idiot who said 'pimp slap?' Yeah, it was tyte.

@tzight:= Tight, as in cool, but another way of saying it.

Example: That was tzight, yo!

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@U-ie:= Making a U-turn.

Example: Hey! He just did a U-ie!

@U.F.C.:= Unregistered Fat Chick. A bitchy overweight girl. Any nice fat girl would have her Registered Fat Chick license.

Example: Molly is a real U.F.C.

@u.i.:= Military slang for unidentifiable. To be clueless.

Example: The sergeant is u.i. when it comes to good books.

@U.P.I:= Unidentified Party Injury.

when you wake up the next morning after partying only to find a bruise or cut to which you cannot remember the origin.

Example: George woke up and noticed in bewilderment a massive U.P.I on his knee.

@Ubachung:= A minature purple chicken that gives birth to equally small humans.

Example: Farmer: My ubachung layed about a dozen people yesterday.

[Salesman. Yeah, and your daughter laid about a dozen guys, too. The first being me.]

@ubba dubba:= An idiot, a moron or fool.

Example: You were such an ubba dubba the time you forgot to tie down the Christmas tree to the roof of our car.

@Ubegone:= An explanation of what I would like after you have visited me for 3 days.

Example: Uben here 4 three days, & now I want UBEGONE.

@uber:= meaning really or a lot of. it's used by geeks everywhere, and it's german. i have no idea who started it in it's geeky context in north america tho. it can be used as a prefix to almost any descriptive word.

Example: that k10k site is uberpixelly-smooth. also, burgerking whoppers are uberyummy!

@uberbunny:= A female with a perfect body. Uses the German uber with the Playboy bunny.

Example: _Playboy_ uses computer photo editing to try to create an uberbunny.

@uberclempt:= Exceedingly moved, choked up

Example: I was uberclempt when he serenaded me from the lawn.

@ubercute:= So cute you want to die.

Example: Desiree is so ubercute I want to....

@uberdelish:= Something that is so delicous and tasty that it transcends both super and delicious

Example: Hey, that pineapple-onion-pepperoni-anchovy pizza was uberdelish.

@ubermarker:= The best whiteboard marker available.

Example: He's obviously not using the ubermarker because I can't read what he's writing.

@uberschmoop:= Someone whom you are absolutely crazy about.

From German, uber + schmoopy.

Example: Liz, you are, without a doubt, my uberschmoop.

@udaman:= A phrase to express supreme delight in a job well done; praise; recognition; attaboy; kudos. Usually given with great apropos and delight (at times coupled with high-fives and hoots/hollers).

Example: Great job, Bruce! UDAMAN!

@ufb:= Acronym for WAY beyond unbelievable--all the way to unfuckinbelievable.

Example: That Florida election was ufb!

@uffle dust:= the fluff you find after emptying your pants pockets.

Example: Turn pockets inside out before washing pants to avoid uffle dust.

@ufidgepoo:= Used in place of a word, that is on the tip of the tounge. (pronounced U-Fidge-a-pu)

Example: What was that guys name again. We'll just say ufidgepoo.

@ufiliated:= to be associated with or having a tie to

Example: the doctor didn't tell me he was ufiliated with the local hospital

@UFOers:= People who cannot argue a rational conspiracy case without evoking UFOs into the bargain and ruining their credibility.

Example: A genuine example of UFOers: I saw a programme about a group of people who believe Princess Diana had been assasinated and had some fairly convincing arguments to back it up. However, they soon ruined it by claiming Prince Charles is directly descended from Christ and that there was a UFO landing connecting the whole affair.

@UFOXID:= A very rare chemical subtance or element whose structure and apparition can be explained through scientific methods of investigation.

Example: An ufoxid was found near to Stonehenge.

There are many ufoxids near to the Baltic Sea.

@ugful:= An amalgam of ugly and awful; coined by my nine-year-old upon smelling her father's morning breath.

Example: What did you eat, Daddy? Your breath is ugful!

@uggies:= Redneck abbreviation for Ugg Boots, sheepskin footwear at the forefront of fashion in the unemployment office. Often worn in combination with skintight black jeans, or track pants (for the less formal occassion).

Example: Narelle, I ripped my Uggies when I caught them on the door of the Torana. What will I wear to the pub tonight? Knee high cowboy boots don't go with acid-wash jeans!

@uggy:= Cute but ugly (insult). Can be used in front of parents who don't want you to say anything mean to your siblings. Variation: uggy bug.

Example: Orsola, your word is definitely uggy.

@uglet:= noun. the ugly grey patch that appears when a java applet is loading

Example: Aaargh, I crashed on that damn uglet!

@uglet:= Someone who is sexually unattactive to both sexes.

Example: Pat, from SNL, is the perfect example of an uglet.

@uglified:= The process of becoming uglier over time.

Example: Susie used to be hot, but now she's uglified.

@uglify:= To take something that is or was not ugly and make it ugly.

The key to usage here is that the word shall describe physical objects rather than people.

Example: An automobile that was beautiful in its original design,

but the design has been changed or uglified so that the car is now ugly,

or not as beautiful as it used to be. OR I wrote a pretty good example, but the PD editor uglified it.

@ugly bulldozer:= Completely and thorough ugliness such that it causes great pain.