It's a phrase used to describe someone unfortunate enough to have been born so ugly.

Example: Forget the ugly stick. This girl got run over by the ugly bulldozer.

@Ugly Lights:= The lights they turn on in the nightclub when it's about to close to get everyone to go home.

Example: I had been dancing with this guy all night--and then they turned the ugly lights on.

@ugly redhead:= When things could have gone so well, but turn into a complete disaster. From the theory that redheads are either drop-dead gorgeous or double-dog ugly.

Example: It's a great plan on paper but it could turn into an ugly redhead so quickly.

@ugly rock:= A figurative rock that is referenced as a reason for an individual's uncomely appearance, particularly a male.

Example: It looks like someone really beat Chris with the ugly rock.

@ugly tree:= Fictional tree causing disgusting appearance,

most often by person falling from the tree and hitting every branch.

Example: Man, she's so ugly, she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

@ugmo:= A very ugly person.

Example: Mimi (_The Drew Carey Show_) is an ugmo. So is Janet Reno.

@ukabonger:= A beer that is left unfinished.

Example: Bill was teased relentlessly by his friends for being the only one to leave a ukabonger

at the party last night.

@Ultimecia:= 1. One's envisonment of unadulterated, absolute beauty in every aspect, manifested in one of the opposite sex. 2. The perfect companion; the elusive soulmate. (WARNING: NOT A WORD TO BE USED HAPHAZARDLY. HANDLE WITH CARE.)

Example: I've only met this girl once but I can already feel that she is my Ultimecia.

@ultra-bitch:= Any seating arrangement that is only used when a car would otherwise be considered full;

four+ people in the back, three+ in the front, or any number in the trunk.

Example: I was designated driver, so there were three ultra-bitch seats in my car that night.

@Ultrahyperpsuedoantidisestabli:= Okay, here's what it actually means:

Showing extreme erratic false opposition to the giving of funds

towards a church or government building.

Well, this was made up by me one day when I was trying to see how far I could build on the old favourite

antidisestablishmentarianism.

This was about as far as I got before it stopped making sense.

Example: That guy over there is being a little ultrahyperpsuedoantidisestablishmentariasitic, don't you think?

@ultramaroon:= Mild insult. Alternative word for moron. Used by Bugs Bunny.

Example: That guy just stuck a fork in a toaster. He's an ultramaroon.

@ultranger effect:= (Prefix ultra- and anger) being so angry you just snap and feel absolute calmness.

Example: Dan was so mad, and then the ultranger effect set in and he just walked away.

@um...no:= Hesitated NO for sarcastic effect.

Example: Girl: Are you going to wash my car? Guy: Um...no.

@umbleh!:= Unbelievable--bleh part rhymes with look.

Example: That chick was umbleh!

@Umbrellatin:= Literally, the frame of an umbrella, but more particularly, an umbrella that is well past its prime.

Example: Its raining out, do you have an unbrella I can use? No--all I have is that lousy umbrellatin over there.

@umdeedums:= Drivers towing caravans at a slow pace on outback Australian highways.

Example: The road train driver was late with his delivery because he was caught behind a convoy of umdeedums.

@umfriend:= Someone you're sleeping with who isn't your girlfriend, boyfriend, or significant other.

Example: This is my... um... friend.

@umpkit:= Emphasises lack of common sense.

Example: That silly umpkit forgot to do his shoelaces, and so he fell arse over head.

@umpler:= A breast. To be umpled is something most straight men enjoy.

Example: Fat women seem to always have huge umplers.

@Umpo:= In music, taking a song or a part of a song up tempo, or faster. (See Dempo)

Example: Can you keep up if we take it umpo this time?

@umungry:= Quick and lazy way of saying 'I am hungry'

Example: God, umungry!

@un-necs:= Unnecessaries; items not necesssary for normal life.

Example: She made his life miserable by demanding un-necs almost every day.

@unaccoustic:= the opposite accoustic, alike to plugged

Example: kurt cobain (nirvana frontman) played best accoustic, but he wasn't to damn bad with unaccoustic either

@unanymous:= The condition of agreement when no one is sure who's voting.

Example: I don't know how, but it was unanymously decided that I should be the one to squash the cockroach.

@unass the ao:= unassemble the area of operation, to leave a particular spot, widely used in the US Army

Example: What do you say we unass the ao and grab some chow?

@under the matress:= Guilty pleasure, clandestine passion.

Example: Kraft Mac n' Cheese is my under the matress food o' choice.

@underclocked:= 1. Adjective describing a person of inferior intelligence: dullard.