2. My mouth always feels a bit smeggy in the morning.

@smek:= An exclamation of dismay and/or annoyance.

Example: Smek! That dingo ate my baby!

@Smelster-Boy:= A person who comes to school smelling like crap.

Example: Aron came to school without taking a bath and everyone called him a smelster-boy.

@smerk:= To take an exam or final knowing you'll fail, but not being bothered because you did so well on the coursework that you'll still pass a class.

Example: The administration has not yet given me a convincing reason not to smerk my way through this huge exam.

@smess:= To send an SMS to someone over with one's cellular phone.

Example: I smessed George yesterday, but he hasn't answered me.

@smetal:= Referring to all false metal.

Example: Q: How do you classify the new Puddle of Mudd single?

A: It's smetal.

@smeventy-smeven:= A conversation where two people stimulate each other intellectually and creatively in a way that feels almost sexual, but isn't explicitly sexual at all.

Example: I caught Joan on ICQ last night and we had a little smeventy-smeven about arcologies and how they would work. It was great.

@smexy:= Intellectually sexy. Sexy in a way that is divorced from one's body.

Example: Joan was an exciting, lively chat-room conversationalist, with an active and creative mind. Billy found her quite smexy.

@smidgen:= a very small amount; similar to a dab

Example: My ice cream sundae needed just a smidgen more chocolate syrup to be perfect.

@smife:= A combination of smart and wife.

I used this word (not so eloquently) to tell my husband how intelligent I was. [Eloquently enough for me.]

Example: Lucky for him he has a smife, or he'd be in a lot of trouble.

@smiggle:= A slow smile that lights up the face and then turns to a mischievous giggle

Example: From a distance, she watched the the little boys trying on their mother's high-heeled shoes;

amused, she slowly let out a smiggle.

@Smiley:= The feeling where you walk around just smiling at everyone and everything for no apparent reason.

Example: The whole week before school got out I was feelin' smiley.

@smilk:= tap water that looks more like milk (thanks to the chemicals) than actual water.

Example: mmm, i'd like a glass of smilk, please.

@smite:= To beat something up.

Example: If you say that one more time I will smite you mightily.

@smitted:= Submitted, a mispronounced form.

Example: I smitted the new schedule yesterday.

@smittenenza:= a complication of infatuationitis (see: 'i'). Usually caused a person to view the other as a definite object of affection and there's no possible way of the infected person to survive without the carrier

Example:

@smog:= To idle a car in a traffic jam for an extended amount of time.

Example: I can't help it! said Kelly into her cellphone. I know I'll be late, but I'm smogging the stupid highway.

@smoke:= To murder someone with a gun.

Example: Chris keeps it up and he'll be smoked.

@smokemosphere:= the air in a room or bar in which there are cigarette smokers present

Example: The smokemosphere in this room is so thick that we should open a window.

@smoker:= Someone who had deep thoughts about death and the human condition in her youth but later forgot.

Example: Oh! I already lit a cigarette, so I guess I'll just have to smoke it.

@smokerette:= a cigarette

Example: Hey, bum me a smokerette.

@smokey treat:= a cigarette

Example: Would you like to go outside for a smokey treat?

@smokin-poptarts:= A phrase to say when you are excited, astonished, amazed, mad, etc. Usually used as an exclamatory.

Example: Smokin-poptarts! That is so amazing.

@smokitive:= A young child's word when he couldn't think of the word cigarette.

Example: The woman was looking for a, you know, a smokitive.

@smomidibah:= Smomidibah can be used to describe a general sense of well-being, not bad, not great, but just right. However, it can also be used as just something to mutter under one's breath (or out loud) when one is bored or wants to freak out one's friends. Know to cause many stares and giggles.

Example: Hey, Tangman, How ya doin'? Smomidibah, baby.

@smooch:= Wayyy better than kissing. Smooches, smooching, smoochable, smoochfest, smoochy, smoocherific.

Delightfully onomatopoeiac word. If you're sayin' it, you're practically doin' it.

Example: Go on, say smooch slowly and see if you don't close your eyes and pucker.

@smooge:= Whatever it is that has managed to land on your person.

Example: Jim was eating pudding and he now has some smooge on his shirt.

@smoothtastrophe, smoothtastrop:= A catastrophe involving the making of a smoothie.

Example: Nick: Well, first we ran out of mix, and then we ran out of ice. I finally got ice, but then the blender broke. We fixed the blender, but then the cup broke. James: What a smoothtastrophy.

@smore:= A campfire treat consisting of graham crackers, Hershey's chocolate, and a marshmellow, short for saying May I have some more?

Example: Smore, please.

@smorgasbeard:= Beard full of bits of various foods.

Example: After Thanksgiving dinner, be sure to comb through your smorgasbeard to clear it of debris.

@smot:= Support Me On This

Example: Now, SMOT. I don't think Jim should be in charge.

@smotch:= The loud smacking sound your lips make when chewing with your mouth open!

Example: Don't smotch so loud at the dinner table!

@smothercate:= A combination of smother and suffocate. Popular use in Northern England.

Example: Take that bag off your head, you'll smothercate.

@SMRT:= Made famous by Homer (Simpson), now used to describe a struggling team at the Canada FIRST Robotic Games

Example: Wow, look at team PHYRE, they're out of this world! Ya, and look at Saint Mary's over there, they're so SMRT!

@smspionage:= The covert actions of spies when carried out via mobile phone text messages.

Example: Claus was a master of smspionage.

His cellphone harboured so many secrets it was on the FBI's most wanted list.

@smuddle:= n. a combination of a smooch and a cuddle, if used between lovers, or something in-between them - but not quite either one - if used between friends.

Example: wanna smuddle together on the couch and watch an old movie together?

@smuggity:= The quality of being smug.

Example: He was sitting there, exuding smuggity.

@smuggle:= To smooch and huggle simultaneously.

Example: Now that I'm married I only smuggle my husband.

@smunch:= what happens to your car when you run into something.

from smush and crunch

Example: I smunched up my fender!

@smurf brain:= A blue foam dryer sheet that gets thread tangled around it. It comes out looking like a little blue brain.

Example: When I opened the clothes dryer, I found smurf brain.

@smurf:= A word that can be substituted for any other word.

Example: My computer was so smurfed that I had to hit it with a big smurf.

@smurf:= Name used for a child.

Example: Awww, look at that l'il smurf!

@smurfey:= The way a room or area feels when it is humid and sticky.

Example: It's to smurfey to mow the lawn today.

@smurfware:= Any program or code that's dumbed down or cutesied up to the point where the only reasonable response is to destroy it and the programmer who wrote it.

Example: This version of Quake is smurfware. All of the blood is gone and the guns all auto-aim. OR The cutesy assistants in all of the Microsoft Office products are smurfware.

@smurmastic:= A sarcastic smartass.

Example: You're so smurmastic.

@Smut Mining:= Scouring the Internet for downloadable Porn.

Example: Hey Dave what ya doing? Smut Mining!

@sna:= A questioning statement. Approximately equivilent to What was that again? Usually used after a pause where one attempts to understand what was just said.

Example: If you re-compile your kernel and reinstall PHP you won't have all these troubles with name-based virtual hosting. Sna?

@snaaps:= A word that displays excitement o surprise.

Example: Oh, snapps! What you just did was crazy.

@snaat:= to squeeze the last sizeable amount from the tube of toothpaste and not replace it with a new tube.

Example: Alan's continued snaating began to irritate those forced to use the bathroom after him.

@snackage:= a generic term for munchies, nuts, biscuits, crisps or any insubstantial foodstuffs of little nutritional value, usually consumed while drinking or watching TV. Pronounced with emphasis on second syllable.

Example: Since you're buying, I'll have a pint of lager. And get some assorted snackage while you're at it.

@snackmosphere:= That fresh puff of air when you open a new bag of chips, that smells so fresh and crunchy

Example: As I opened the bag of Doritos, the smell of the nacho cheesy snackmosphere made my mouth water and my stomach grumble.

@snadman:= A personification of the entity that causes one to go to sleep.

Example: I was going to do my homework, but the snadman got me before I finished.

@SNAFU:= Situation Normal: All Fucked Up

Example: Military term thought to have originated during WWII.

An army unit goes to Italy on a training mission. When they get there, they discover all their maps are of Florida. The 1st Lt. just tells his men, Just another SNAFU.

@snag:= To achieve one's goal or obtain something sought after.

Example: I finally snagged that '65 mustang I've been after.

@snaggle:= (n) Microscopic germy or dirty organism that you can't see but know that is there just waiting to inflict any of a myriad of physical ailments--allergies, itchy rashes, etc.

Example: (n) The couple almost gagged at the thought of sleeping in the hotel's snaggle-filled mattress. (adj) The snaggly gas station bathroom seemed never to have been exposed to cleaning products.

@snail-addy:= Slang for regular postal mail address.

Example: What's your snail-addy?

@snail jockey:= A mailman. (From “snail mail”)

Example: My dog bit the snail jockey yesterday, so I'll be using e-mail exclusively for a while.

@snailmail:= Regular postal mail, rather than everyday email.

Example: I'll be sending you a note via snail mail.

@snain:= Occurs when it is snowing, but not cold enough to form actual flakes, but the rain is too cold to remain liquid and becomes semi-frozen; the result being half snow, half rain.

Example: Nothing is worse than walking home when its snaining out.

@snain:= Occurs when it is snowing, but not cold enough to form actual flakes. The rain is too cold to remain liquid and becomes semi-frozen; the result being half snow, half rain.

Example: Nothing is worse than walking home when its snaining out.

@snake-in-the-road:= The diamond-shaped road sign (yellow with black borders)

with an arrow at the top and an s-shaped of curve below.

Generally seen on mountain roads to warn of curves ahead.

Example: My mother or father would point at the sign and say, Hey kids, there's a snake-in-road.

I suspect they created this to keep my sister and me from saying, Are we there yet?

I'm not sure this fits your rules, but was said rapidly and sounds essentially like one word because there is no real break between any of the words.

@snake room:= Not in the Canadian Oxford. A room such as a dressing room, basement room, boiler room (any out-of-the-way room)in which illegal drinking takes place at a curling bonspiel.

Example: After the 10th end we drank in the snake room until our next game.

@snake toes:= A reaction to any highly unusual occurence .

Example: After seeing the UFO, Steve cried out, This is snake toes!

@Snakes:= Family slang term for money--because dollars, like snakes, are hard to hold on to.

Example: I want to go to the store, but I'm all out of snakes.

@snap-show:= This is a way to describe someone who has a short temper, liable to fly off the handle at any moment.

Example: Don't bug that guy too much, he's a bit of a snap-show.

@snap!:= An expression of exclamation.

Example: Snap! I locked my keys in the car.

@Snap:= Versatile word can that be used in any context.

Example: Snap, guy! You got punked.

@snapoutofitism:= The belief that depressed people choose to be depressed and could simply stop at will.

Example: We'd see a whole lot less snapoutofitism from you if you had half the problems she does.

@snappleicious:= Used to describe something that is delicious in a mid-nineties way.

Named after that nice drink Snapple.

Example: Hey, Mikhail, have you ever noticed how snappleicious Mountain Dew is?

@snappperhead:= Originally used to describe a person who spent too much time saltwater fishing;

evolved into an insult for someone with no hope for functional social skills

Example: All he does is play video games and sleep. He's such a snapperhead.

@snaps:= Something highly cool in nature.

Example: That car that just went by was snaps.

@Snapwrangler:= Person who gets way into the music playing at her computer.

Example: That snapwrangler never gets anything done. She's too busy rockin'out. You can hear her across the office.

@snarb:= A very small portion of food or drink.

Example: Would you like a snarb of my cake?

@snard:= Situation Normal, Another Rotten Day.

Example: After meeting with his woman boss, he knew to expect the usual--snard.

@snardlump:= The collection of snow, salt and dirt that solidifies and stays on the mudflaps

and by the wheels of cars in the wintertime.

Example: I kicked the snardlumps off my car before I went to work that January morning.

@SNARF:= (v) To eat messily, noisily, and quickly; also, to have food come out of one's facial orifices.

(adj) Snarfy--generally ugly or unappealing.

n. snarf -- an unlikeable, ugly, or unappealing person.

Example: I snarfed my lunch because I only had ten minutes to eat.