2. Something inadequate or inferior. (Second use coined by the mighty poser Brandon Bingham of Sacramento, ca.)

Example: She can't even stand on skates! Get the poser! OR Good, you didn't get the weak poser corn dogs.

@poshie:= Poshie = porridge, specifically proper Scottish Porridge--

made with oatmeal boiled for at least 2 hours, only salt added.

This is a NE Scotland (Aberdeenshire) term, invented by my grandfather.

Example: Yon poshie's affa het, ken! Awa' an pit sae mik onnit, min.

@Posinegative:= Indifferent

Example: I dont care. I feel posinegative

@posmind:= means a good feeling!

Example: That person gives me a severe posmind!

@possibilitist:= A unique person or entrepreneur who sees the impossible and makes it possible (or at least attempts to make it possible).

Example: Only a possibilitist would take tumbleweed and market it as exlusive furniture in the U.K.

@possum jockey:= A small-minded man with little vision or motivation.

Example: That possum jockey has cost me another client.

@possuming:= Playing possum, as in pretending to be asleep, when in fact, you are faking it.

Example: Is he really asleep, or just possuming so he doesnt have to listen to you?

@post whore:= Person who makes a habit of posting generally useless comments to online forums simply to get attention, pass time, or build post count.

Example: Have you been to the forums lately? The post whores have taken over.

@postacridiction:= 1. The highly overrated practice of saying I told you so.

Example: You and I both know that it was a bad idea, OK? One more postacridiction out of you and you can walk home.

@postal:= To have a lapse in sanity that may involve violence or firearms at a workplace. Derived from postal worker--someone who takes a semi-automatic machinegun to work after a bad week. {For a bit more on origins, see zip plus four. In nearby Tulsa, OK, Magoo's Billiards used the phrase go postal in a radio commercial. A result: A postal worker almost went postal--he called Magoo's ranting and raving about his objections to the use of the phrase go postal.}

Example: Don’t give any more work to David. He’s about to go postal. | I wouldn’t be surprised if Barry goes postal tomorrow.

@Poster factor:= A way to describe the size of a room, in terms of how many posters can be placed around the walls comfortably after furniture is in place.

Example: Laura's room is tiny--it's poster factor is six.

@postlapsaria:= The state of numbness you are in after the death of a loved one.

Example: After she died, he slipped into postlapsaria.

@postspancinerate:= To burn a bridge behind oneself.

Example: Looking back, I realize now that was a dream job. But the way I was postspancinerating at the end, they'd never take me back.

@poto:= Pointing Out The Obvious.

Example: I'm POTOing here, but your hair is on fire.

@Pottering:= 1. To discuss at length the Harry Potter phenomena--books, movie, or related paraphernalia.

2)to role-play or otherwise act in the spirit of said books.

Example: Q. Why were you up so late last night? A. Oh, I was just Pottering around with my sister.

She thinks Hagrid will die in the next book, but she's so wrong--it'll be Ginny for sure.

@Potterotica:= This word may have been coined by Neva Chonin,

who wrote about the trend of writing erotic stories based on the characters in the Harry Potter books

in the San Francisco Chronicle:

Pieces of Potter erotica (or is it Potterotica?) limning the sex lives of Hogwarts wizards and witches--

straight, gay or a bit of both--are proliferating like mushrooms in a dungeon, most of them creatively fast-forwarded to a time when all parties are safely over the age of consent.

Web site:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/gate/archive/2001/12/04/neva.DTL&type=printable

Example: Among the legion of Harry Potter fan sites is a growing number containing what can only be described as Potterotica.

@potzer:= An amateur chess player who vastly over estimates their own talents. Also, a city-park chess hustler.

Example: All of the chess players in New York's Washington Square are potzers.

@Poultroscopy:= The science of looking up poultry.

Example: He may be versed in the art of poultroscopy, but a doctor he aint.

@pounce:= To jump on playfully, forcefully hug in an excited manner

Example: Bryan pounced on Zannah!

@pound:= When two people make a fist turned on its side and each person taps the other persons fist one on top of the other. Used when someone does something good his/her friend would give him/her a pound.

Example: Yo! I heard you are got an A on that test. Give me a pound yo!

@poutine:= Canadian delicacy, made with french fries, gravy, and cheese curds.

Example: I'll get the poutine please, with extra gravy.

@Poverted:= Stricken or burdened by a poverty extreme enough to be considered twisted

Example: We grew up poor as hell in a very poverted neighborhood

@Powee:= Hot, spicey, tangy.

Example: This curry is powee.

@power sleep:= An idea invented by stoners that one can get more rest in a shorter amount of time if one concentrates extremely hard on going to sleep.

Example: It doesn't matter if it's 5 am. Just let me get some power sleep and Ill be good for work at 7.

@powerchat:= When you engage in a conversation with a friend or colleague with whom you share so many cultural

references that you can use shortcuts rather than explain stuff.

Analogous to computer power users, who use keyboard commands rather than menu commands for

complex and esoteric functions.

Example: Jill and I had a great powerchat the other day.

@PowerPoint Poisoning (or PPP f:= Nauseous state of mind and body induced by attending professional presentations. Can be fatal when exposed to the full range of bells'n'whistles. Milder doses induce resignation, lassitude and apathy.

Example: I'd better take the rest of the day off - that sales guy gave me a dose of PPP. Common in PR/Marketing circles.

@PowerTrippin:= when you tell someone exactly what you want and take control. usually used at the end of a sentence.

Example: I told that store I wanted a freebie and if I don't get it, someone is going to get told. power trippin

@poxy:= of sub-excellent quality

Example: Street Fighter was a poxy movie.

@ppsshh:= A word used to show disbelief, or to cover up confusion;

also used as a comeback when you can't think of a good one.

Example: That's not a word, John said. Ppsshh, that's what you think, I replied.

@PR points:= Punk rock points. Given when an act befitting a punk is committed.

When enough points are attained, the punk may move up another level and gain a sense of punker-than-thou superiority.

Example: That was the best band ever. Did you see that guy puke on stage? That's hella PR points.

@pr0n (sometimes pron):= Alternative spelling of porn. This word is used to bypass adult filters, which have since been configured to notice the word pr0n as well as the word porn. People still use it because it looks hip, which, translated, means it looks really stupid and uneducated.

Example: sum1 hook me up wit sum BRITNEY SPEARZ PR0N W00T W00T!

@praddamouj:= Pretty much.

Example: Bob: Do you like to eat crab dip? Jim: Praddamouj.

@prairie-doggin':= When you're desperate for a bathroom for defecation.

Example: I don't care how shady the next rest stop is, I'm prairie-doggin' so I'll take whatever they've got to offer.

@prairie-doggin':= You work in a large office, open except for dividers separating work spaces. Somebody drops something or screams...and several people stand so they can pop their heads up over the partition to see what's happenin'. That's prairie-doggin'.

Example: How we gonna prairie dog if the get rid of the cubicles?

@Prang:= Australian slang--To crash.

Example: I'll lend you my car, but don't prang it.

@prangers:= A dumb loser thief.

Example: I know you stole my PS2, you prangers!

@prasling:= Problem.

Example: No prasling, Ii will ge a job in my field.

@praught:= past tense of preach (cf. teach - taught)

Example: We had to wait in line at the cafeteria because the minister praught until 12:30.

@prawly:= the word probably while drunk.

Example: I think I might prawly should get a taxi cab.

@Prawn:= A girl with a great body but an ugly head. Used because with a prawn, or shrimp, you throw away the head and keep the body.

Example: She's a prawn. yeah i know, its a shame.

@prawn:= Version of pr0n, which itself is a version of porn used to defeat cybersitting software.

Note that a prawn is also a shrimp-like sea creature.

Example: This room smells like prawn.

@prazactly:= Cross between 'precisely' and 'exactly'.

Example: That's prazactly what I was thinking.

@pre-ance:= Rhymes with fiance--engaged-to-be-engaged.

Example: I love her, she's my pre-ance. We'll get married eventually. Anyway, that's what she thinks--works well for getting her in bed.

@Pre-enactment:= A dramatic re-enactment of something that is about to happen.

Example: Here's a pre-enactment of me hitting on that girl over there.

@pre-V2, post-V2:= A conservative or liberal Roman Catholic, respectively.

Stands for pre-Vatican II, post-Vatican II; the ideological dividing line in the Roman Catholic Church.

Example: They are such a pre-V2 family they still abstain from meat of Fridays.

@pre2k:= uncool, old school, out of date, before the year 2000

Example: coffee shops serving mocha and lattes are so pre2k.

@precautious:= Extra**2, really careful.

Example: As used in a TV report about going to the beach after fatal shark attack at Virginia Beach, VA:

We'll just have to be precautious is all.

@preconnected:= meaning is easy to get - make good dial up connection, high speed, lucky try.

Example:

@predonistic:= (adj) From “pre-ma-donna.

Rrelating to, or having primadonna characteristics or qualities;

acting snobby, stuck-up or having petty notions;

stick-up-your-ass frame of mind;

music diva distinctiveness;

obsession with material objects;

or relations with high and mighty egotistical MTV icons.

Example: The cheerleader walked by her old crowd of friends, sticking her nose up with a predonistic flare as she wrapped her arm around her new boyfriend. OR The pop star ignored the little girl asking for an autograph, predonistically waving her away.

@preekend:= Any day of the week in which you start your weekend partying activities, in preparation for the weekend.

Example: Dick: Let's go out to the club tonight and get sloshed!

Jane: I can't get drunk on a weekday night, I hafta work tomorrow.

Dick: Who cares, it's the preekend.

@pref:= UK rap/hip hop term, an abbreviated form of preferential treatment.

Example: When I play gigs, my manager makes sure I get the pref.

@preffer:= To blow on something until it is extinguished or blown away.

Example: He tried to get the sparks to light by blowing on them, but he preffered them instead.

@preggo:= Pregnant.

Example: Talk shows frequently feature episodes about guys who have gotten their relatives preggo.

@pregnant chad:= 1. a punch card hole with a depression, but not completely punched out. 2. a guy with a beer belly/ a beer belly

Example: He's cute, except for his pregnant chad.

@pregnatism:= the magnetic force that attracts female co-workers to rub the belly of a pregnant colleague.

Example: Sally radiated enough pregnatism to lure ten co-workers into orbit.

@prehumous:= Happening before one's death.

Example: Her manuscript was published prehumously; she was happy to have been so honored in her own time.

@preject:= To reject before a formal offer is made.

Example: I was about to ask her out but she prejected me with her talk about her boyfriend.

@premature enterjaculation:= Accidentallly hitting'enter on your keyboard (or send button) when using chat or instant message

before you've finished typing.

Example: Steve had a premature enterjaculation when messaging Tonya. His message said, Thanks for the piz.

@premature submification:= The verb pertaining to when you submit a form on a website before you've finished filling it out.

Example: Yeah, in IE, if you accidentally hit return when filling in fields, you are likely to experience premature submification. (Nothing to be self-conscious about though. Everyone experiences it at one time or another.)

@preop:= Short for preoperational--meaning has too little knowledge.

Example: Bob's a bit too preop for the job.

@prepone:= to reschedule a meeting or event for an earlier time

Example: Can we prepone the meeting from 7 to 6?

@preposterity:= Something ridiculous that will be remembered for a long time.

A combination of preposterous and posterity, in case you didn't figure out.

Example: The teacher's request that we do a 600 page paper by the next day would live on in preposterity.

@Presact:= Meaning precisely or exact

Example: I'm such a perfectionist, I need to make sure everything is presactly right.

@prescrumptious:= Anticipated delight

Example: I'm looking forward to that prescrumptious post prandial pecan pie.

@presh:= Appreciate.

1. Anything that one considers appreciated; e.g., I'd like to presh is like saying I'd like to enjoy.

(Cig, beer, a comfy seat, etc.)

2. The act of appreciating something. E.g., Don't bother me, I'm preshing. (Your girlfriend, a funny TV show, good music, anything.

3. To show appreciation: e.g., your friend buys you a shot at the bar, you say, Presh. This says that you appreciate the action performed by the other.

Example: Say you drive by a hot chick in the car or see one at the bar, you can point and say, Presh.

OR Instead of Thank you, just say, Presh.

There are hundreds of instances and circumstance that are acceptable uses of this pseudo-word.

Hope you can clarify my mangled definition. Thanks.

@prestupnikim:= Criminals. From Russian and Hebrew. Extensively used in Jerusalem in the early 80s. Invented by Alex Sadovsky.

Example: Dropped from school, hanging out only with prestupnikim ve-prestupnikot.

@pretendinitis:= A phony or faked injury or illness to gain attention

Example:

@pretire:= The process of announcing one's intention to retire from a job or position at a certain time in the future.

Example: Darrell Green pretired before the season started, but later changed his mind.

@prettiful:= Better than pretty, not quite beautiful.

Example: She was a lovely girl, with prettiful eyes.

@prettyfied, prettified:= To improve, fix, or make better.

Example: I've prettyfied this site by adding my word.

@prettyful or purtyful:= Pretty and beautiful.

Example: Your hair smells prettyful.

@prezactly:= Combines the best features of precisely and exactly.

Example: Prezactly what I was thinking, George!

@Prime:= A pet animal that is very intelligent.

Example: I told my prime to attack the half-orc barbarian.

@primero:= The ultimate parking space. The parking space as close to the door as possible,

not to be confused with first available spot

Example: Somebody's parked in primero, so now I have to walk.

Chris, get my cigarettes from my car. Oh, don't whine. I'm parked in primero.

@princess (the verb):= To behave in a way that requires others to rescue and/or cater to you. Self-centered.

Example: When asked for a favor, her usual response was to princess out, claiming that her uncommonly strenuous life exempted her from helping others.

@Princess Leia:= From the character in Star Wars that can be subdued by three foot high teddy bears, but can strangle a 6'5 Storm Trooper with her bare hands when there's nobody around to rescue her. A person (usually female) who appears completely ineffective and useless until the pressure is on and then they turn into Rambo.

Example: Give the work to Princess Leia, but don't expect a single line of code before the due date.

@princess parking:= Getting a really really good parking space in any parking lot.

Example: There's a space there by the entrance. Sweet. Princess parking.

@Princess:= What your boyfriend sarcastically calls you when he's annoyed with you.

Example: Princess, get away from me.

@printer games:= When the printer prints off every document BUT yours

Example: My paper was lost in the printer games

@printit:= when something is complete; always said as an exclamation. (originated at Seneca College in Toronto, in the graphic design class)

Example: homework's done, printit!

@Prioritate:= To have sent via Priority Mail.

Example: Hello, Postmaster! Please Prioritate this package for me.

@prissy:= Perfect, beautiful, nothing out of place--an anti-compliment.

Example: Emma is so prissy--look at her hair.

@Privial Pursuit:= The act of looking for a restroom in an unfamiliar mall, office building, etc.

Example: Would you care to join me in a privial pursuit? Looks like she's off on a privial pursuit.

@prndl (perndle):= The indicator on your steering wheel of gear shift that indicates what gear you are in. Derived from Park Reverse Neutral Drive Low

Example: She accidently threw the prndl into P and nearly went through the windshield.

@pro-gear:= adjective- used to describe shoddy bits that look flash (or are supposed to look flash). Originating from adverts claiming pro status for crap bits. Note that actual paid-price doesn't mean it's tip-top. OR great parts in the hands of someone incapable of proper use.

Example: 1)describing some sod's lowered civic- you: damn skippy that thing's flash

me:yup, its got all the pro-gear 2)describing a poser- jinkies, that kid's got all the pro-gear

@probidently:= A cross between the words probably and evidently.

Example: He said it was true, so it probidently must be.

@probly:= Probably--but without that annoying third syllable.

Example: Amy: You goin' to that party tonite? Dana:Probly.

@probviously:= Probably, obviously, or some combination of the two.

Example: A. Hmmm, I guess she's not gonna show up. B. Probviously.

@procrapstination:= Procrastination while relocating--specifically, avoiding packing when you realize how much crap you have and try to figure out how much of it you can leave behind.

Example: After much procrapstination, Chris decided it would not be necessary to take along his entire scrap metal collection

@Procrastinitis:= Condition in which employees or students are absent the day before an important project is due, inherently due to them putting the work off until the last possible minute.

Example: The student, stricken with Procrastinitis, remained home to finish the 4 page essay (the day before it was due).

@procrasturbater:= someone who gets their kicks from putting things off

Example: I am a master at procrastibating, I'll tell you all about it later!

@Proctological introspection:= An all-too-common means of coming to a decision or researching a fact. Pulling it out of your ass.

Example: Chris appears to get his statistics by extensive proctological introspection.

@prodantism:= A literature currency impregnated with strong impressionist elements with accent on