I can't hang with you anymore. You're so funny I have bruises from my fallalotsy.

@faloney:= Full of baloney.

Example: You must be kidding me. You are faloney.

@famdamnly:= Gathering of all your family members; usually holidays;

used to show exasperation with the idea of having to deal with the whole clan.

Example: The whole famdamnly came over for turkey and I thought my head was going to explode.

@fan-bloody-tastic:= Has a double meaning. The word bloody is incorporated into fantasitic to emphasis a point. Can be sarcastic or enthusiastic.

Example: He asked me to marry him. Fan-bloody-tastic.

@fan-child:= An adult aficionado of things normally intended for, or associated with children--such as cartoons.

Example: Pete tells me that _Babe_ is a great movie. I'd like to take his word for it, but he's a fan-child.

@fanaca plant:= Someone's bit on the side.

It's a colloquial phrase used in the Dowlais Top area of Merthyr Tydfil, South Wales, UK.

I've not heard it being used elsewhere.

Example: She's Jack's fanaca plant.

@fancicus rex:= Very cool, awesome.

Example: Your house is fancicus rex!

@fancyman island:= If someone is on fancyman island,

she is in a daze, on cloud nine, somewhat blissfully out of it.

Example: You look like you're on

fancyman island today. Boy, I wish I were.

@Fancypants:= adj. Ostentatious and amusing. Often unnecessarily complex. Also implies envy.

Example: oooh check out the new fancypants flashstuff at www....

@fandabbydozie:= Great, fabulous, excellent. etc.

From tacky 1980s Scottish kids comedy show The Krankies,

In which a tiny woman pretended to be a schoolboy. Still widely used in the uk.

Example: Pizza for dinner, Bob. Fandabbydozie, mum.

@fandabidosy:= Fantastic.

Example: We're having pancakes for breakfast? Fandabidosy.

@fangerouso:= Something that's dangerous but also fun.

Example: I wanna go swimming with man-eating hippos. It looks kinda fangerouso.

@fangin:= Going really, really fast.

Example: Matt was fangin. The cop's photo-radar didn't even touch us. The g-forces pulled my lips back from my teeth. Yeah, he was fangin!

@fangio:= A person driving dangerously or recklessly, in honour of the former F1 world champion Juan Manuel Fangio.

Example: Check out Fangio--he's all over the road.

@fangled:= Literally: funny angle. Used to describe something odd, strange, or downright different from an everyday item. From newfangled.

Example: Pseudodictionary.com sure has a fangled take on the normal dictionary.

@fangtard:= A specific type of loser in the gothic poseur category,

the fangtard is a cultural stereotype that began to invade the gothic night clubs in the later 90s.

Some typical traits include fake fangs, Victorian attire, black trench coats, poet or pirate shirts,

dyed black hair, white makeup, top hats, Anne Rice novels, and _Vampire: the Masquerade_ game books.

Some actually try to convince others that they are vampires, when in fact they are merely losers

who live with their parents.

Example: If that fangtard doesn't stay away from my girlfriend, I'm going to knock the plastic out of his mouth.

@fank you:= Blend of thank you and fuck you. Used best when talking to those you really couldn't care less about.

Example: Snooty clerk at high-end store *finally* asks if you need help--*after* you've been in the store for 20 minutes, Are we doing okay here? You reply, Yes, fank you.