I feel snarfy today because I woke up late and didn't have time to do my hair or makeup.

@snarf:= A unit of measurement, roughly equal to 1/16th of an inch (approx. 1.6mm)

Can be divided into an arf (one-half snarf, 1/32nd inch) and an rf (one-quarter snarf, 1/64th).

Example: Hey Bobby! This piece of wood you cut is too long. Take a snarf more off, would ya?

@snarf:= Drinking and then spraying liquid out your nose.

Example: Hahaha! You flat out snarfed that Sprite. Want a tissue?

@snarf:= getting a great item at a low price at an antique auction

Example: I really snarffed up that item fast

@snarf:= To consume totally and in secret.

Example: Hey, Chris shouted, who snarfed all the biscuits?

@snarffle:= to circle the kitchen with your nose to the floor,searching for tidbits of food

Example: when everyone was done eating,the dogs started snarffling around the table

@snarfle:= full on pig out

Example: Dang, we ended up at Denny's at 3am to snarfle some Grand Slams.

@snarg:= A noise made in disapointment.

Example: snarg, you've beaten me at quake again

@snarky:= When the word bitchy is too negative, use snarky.

Example: Peter said we couldn't go to the movies without giving any explanation as to why not. We all agreed that he was just being snarky, so we went without him.

@snarly boo:= A noun which is synonymous with certain highly audible and noxious types of flatulence.

Must be used in conjunction with the verb to craft.

Example: Pete, don't walk behind me. I have to craft a snarly boo.

@Snartass:= Another version of smartass

Example: She was being a snartass today.

@snavage:= Similar to being savage, but to a greater degree. Possesing the qualities of one who is brave, daring,

tough, and even extremely lucky.

Example: Wayne took a bullet through the brain and lived. That guy is snavage. (Wayne Padgett did, in fact, do just that. The bullet's still there.)

@snazi:= Like a modern day Nazi.

Example: so, will your mum let you out tonight

no. shes such a snazi

@sneak:= To tell on someone.

Example: I'll sneak on you for putting my goldfish in the cement mixer!

@sneakernet:= A primitive office, computer network that shares files by passing them around on a floppy disk.

Example: The checks came late from payroll because they had to wait on the sneakernet for the files from Accounting.

OR

Have you seen the new 'elf bowling' game? It will come around on sneakernet.

@Snecious:= Cool or awesome or just plain good.

(SnEE-Shus)

Example: I'm sure I'll have a snecious time at the Fun Center.

@sneet:= A combination of snow and sleet, that creates glaze on all surfaces.

When temperatures begin to drop, snizzle turns to sneet.

Sneet is frequently used in combination with snizzle.

Snizzle and Sneet are common weather conditions in the fall and spring in Minnesota.

Example: It’s a dangerous day to be driving with all of this snizzle and sneet.

@sneezure:= Sudden, uncontrollable sneeze

Example: Having a sneezure while driving a car is very dangerous.

@snerdabsurd:= Something said in absolute earnestness and straight-forwardness by one person and perceived

or received by another person whose feeling about what was said is that it's absolute garbage or ridiculous.

Goes back to the days of Edgar Bergen the ventriloquist.

Example: Agnes told Tommy that she knew the current movie was about something that children ought not know about. Tommy knew right away what Agnes said was totally snerdabsurd.

@Snert:= snotty nosed egotistical rude teenager

Example: The snert is causing problems on this chat or game site!

@snes:= A mangled form of sense; i.e., sense that isn't sensical

Example: That doesn't make any sense.

No, but it makes snes!

@snhangers:= a pile of metal coat hangers

Example: It's going to take me all day to do this laundry if I don't get these snhangers untangled.

@Snibble:= A small nibble.. used when you only want a little taste of something.

Example: Oh, that cake looks good. Do you mind if I just have a snibble of it?

@snice:= So nice.

Example: He's snice.

@snick:= small piece

Example: could i have just a snick of that chocolate bar

@snickerdoodling:= When a person is wasting my valuable time by goofing off in someway.

My Dad, who is now deceased, taught me that the term went back to his family's

Pennsylvania Dutch history. He also told me the word could be spelled without the end g.

Example: Stop your snickerdoodling right now and get back to your homework.

@snidge:= between a sneak and a fudge

Example: That guy snidged my parking space.

@sniffertunity:= A canine-activity/behaviour specific to dogs whose leading organ is their nose.

Example: When I take my dog, Georgie, for a walk, she never misses a sniffertunity to hunt up garbage or some other indelicacy to eat.

@snifty:= A combination of the words nifty and spiffy; something that is neat or cool.

Example: The shirt that Sally is wearing is very snifty.

@sniggardly:= Miserly about sniglets.

Example: He sniggardly kept his sniglets out of the pseudodictionary.

@sniglet snatchers:= People submitting sniglets from Rich Hall's book as their own.

Example: (Paul's note: haha, it's SO true!)

@Snipe:= A cigarette that's already been smoked and extinguished, but enough is left to smoke again.

Example: You know, if you blow the smoke out of your snipes after putting them out,

then they don't taste as stale when you light them back up.

@snipe:= U.S. Naval Term. A member of any rating (job category) who works in the Engineering department of naval ships, especially in the engine room. It is in very common use in today's U.S. Navy.

Note: This word has many other meanings unrelated to the naval application.

Example: Take this manual down to Chief Smith. He's working with the snipes in the engineroom.

@sniplet:= A small part of a song or movie.

Example: I had to go to work, so I only had a chace to see a sniplet of the movie.

@snipples:= Very small scraps of paper, fuzz, confetti.

Example: When you're finished cutting up all that construction paper, clean up your snipples.

@snirt:= the snow that sits for a while and dirt begins to turn it brown..brown snow

Example: There is snirt in our driveway

@Snit!:= Shows disappointment, frustration, anger Best used when profane language is inappropriate

Example:

@snitchenflaren:= A bag used to carry balls, generally used for sports.

Example: Look, Billy, that guy has a snitchenflaren for his balls. Why don't you?

@snitchy:= Irritable and rude.

Example: Stay away from Matt, he's snitchy.

@snizag:= Birth by Cesarean Section in and around the Long Beach, CA.

Example: Damn, we gotta snizag up in this mother.

@snizbizckle:= Pretty dagged tired.

Example: Holly is very snizbizckle--she only slept three hours last night.

@snizzle:= The combination of snow and drizzle that falls during spring and fall

Example: Watch how you drive today, its snizzling out..

@snknknkn:= interjective, verb - a glottal-nasal sound resulting from a failed attempt to suppress inappropriate or untimely laughter, esp. due to

observing a witty, yet condescending, remark or gesture directed towards a third party.

Example: 1) interj.-Snknknkn...did you hear that? Chris just called Brad's mom a wildebeest..to her face! 2) v.(var.)-Mom sniked when daddy slipped on Billy's Tonka truck and fell in the pool.

@snning:= An alternative for finishing.

Example: I'm just snning now.

@snock:= A sock that has lost its partner.

Example: Damn, I have another snock!

@snocket rocket:= term used when a person holds one nostril closed and

blows out a load like a rocket towards the ground.

Example: Watch it, you almost hit my shoe with your snocket rocket.

@snodge:= Very good

Example: That meal was snodge. I particularly enjoyed the dessert.

@snoffle:= This summarises the action of snorting, sniffing, sniffling, and coughing in one word

Example: 1. John sat in the corner snoffling as he had a cold.