Verb-cheeseballing

adjective- cheeseballistic

Example: Trent: yo.. that guy was a total cheeseball. Ally: I know he didn't even bother to clean up.. Rude..

@totally otis:= a person who is very intoxicated.

Example: after matt finished his seventh gin and tonic, he was totally otis.

@totjectory:= the unpredictable path of a toddler as he careens toward you at a mall or grocery market

Example: I kept trying to get out of his way but I couldn't figure out that kid's totjectory. Now I've got strained peas on my pants.

@totty:= British word used to describe people who are physically attractive, as if they were a commodity.

Traditionally applied to women, but increasingly popularly used to describe men.

Example: Look at all the totty in this place. or That girl is top totty.

@touchhole:= Sneaky way to call someone a touchy asshole.

Example: Honey, must you be such a touchhole about the TV remote?

@touchous:= Adjective used to descibe a very tender or sore wound or injury

My father, from rural eastern North Carolina, has used this word as long as I can remember.

Example: Even though it has been a week since I sprained my ankle, it's still touchous.

@touk:= Another name for a ski cap; used almost exclusively in Northern New York State

(i.e., the North Country) and parts of Canada.

Example: My ears are freezing; I need to put on my touk.

@tourist bomber:= used in Germany to describe a big plane filled with tourists, flying to a typical tourists' destination. Often used in anegative way by the sophisticated people.

Example: I don't want to fly to the Carribean in such a tourist bomber. Too many stupid people in there.

@tourist uniform:= That special style of dressing that only tourists seem able to create. With occasional minor variations, generally includes shorts, t-shirt, brown leather sandals, camera around neck, a few layers of fat, and a horrific sunburn.

Example: There go another bunch, all kitted out in their tourist uniforms.

@tourist:= Being forced to do tourist things in your own town when friends are visiting from out of town. This especially applies in New York City, where your feet will practically fall off after a few days of touristing.

Example: Good God, Vicica's in town from Guam and I've been touristing all week.

I somehow ended up in Times Square ten times this week when I've done my best to avoid it my

whole life. And midtown in general--friggin' midtown!

Real New Yorkers don't go to midtown unless they're paid!

@touron:= A NYC, NJ tourist, moron that summers on the east end of Long Island

Example: The yuppie tourons in the red BMW made a left turn from the far right lane without signaling.

@tousley:= adj. - the epitome of perfection in a female body

Example: Her body was so supple and tender with the perfect shape and proportions fitting the image of a Roman goddess that it could be described as tousley.

@townie/towny:= A person who wears only brand name clothing for younger people: Adidas, Puma, etc.

Example: Look at that girl--Puma trainers, Puma trousers, Puma top and a Puma hat. What a townie.

@toy:= Novice graffiti writer.

Example: John can't write that well. He's still just a toy.

@TPT:= Trailer Park Trash.

Example: She's so...so TPT.

@Track Nazi:= One who trie too hard at running, or trys to impose her running ways on others.

Example: Pat tried to make me run 30 quarters with her. What a Track Nazi.

@track:= Added on to any adjective to exaggerate how appropriate the description is.

Example: A: Luke is so wonderful.

B: No, Luke is wonderful...track.

@tractortion:= What happens when you're trying to write a word that has more than one

spelling, and you use the wrong one.

Example: Lisa wrote that she had seen a John Dear tractor, instead of a John Deere tractor,

thereby committing a tractortion.

@trade oh-faces:= To share an orgasm with a partner as registered by an OH! From the movie _Office Space_.

Example: The date went well, but we didn't trade oh-faces.

@trafficated:= Congestion.

Example: The highway was trafficated.

@trahugeous:= its a combination of tremendous and huge..... trahugeous! (via McAvoy)

Example: This man was trahugeous

@trail mix:= A term used to describe the dry, craggy, sun-baked complexion of an elderly individual.

Example: Robert Redford is starting to look like trail mix.

@train wreck:= A person, object or action which is personally horrifying to watch, but at the same time is impossible to avoid watching.

Example: He was dressed so poorly, and danced so badly, that I couldn't help but stare at him all night. I hope that train wreck didn't think I was flirting with him.

@tramotional:= Combination of traumatic and emotional.

Example: My sister's trying to elope, my pet fish died, and I got fired. Basically, I've had a tramotional day.

@trannyhoes:= Transexual prostitutes. Rhymes with pantyhose.

Example: Bob doesn't trick with the real girls, he pays extra for the trannyhoes.

@tranqulibrium:= the substance which induces sleep naturally through the spine, large amounts of this is a symptom of narcolepsy

Example: People with narcolepsy have increased amounts of tranquilibrium in their spinal tap.

@transfer:= (v) Getting off yor butt and going somwhere else. Used by posh, well-off people.

Example: Class, we're going to transfer down to room 22.

@transition:= The act of making a transition.

My English teacher hates when I use transition as a verb, so now it is.

[It was, anyway. Refer your English teacher to Fowler's _Modern English Usage_: It is an ancient and valuable right of the English-speaking people to turn their nouns into verbs when they are so minded. I can't locate my copy, but that's almost a quote from the entry at contact. What we need in our schools is more teachers and fewer pedants. We also need math teachers who do *not* tell their pupils, There's no such thing as minus zero. For every number a, there's a number -a such that a + (-a) = 0. If a is assigned the value zero, then -a is minus zero. Enough said.]

Example: I am going to transition well in my next English paper.

@transmorligronifier:= Anything that makes something go faster.

Example: My bike really flies now that I installed that transmorligronifier.

@transpo:= Short for transportation. Invented by G Doug Bundy.

Example: Hey, you got transpo to that gig Saturday?

@transpocket:= To transfer the contents of one's pockets from one article of clothing to another.

Example: Diana's heart sank when she realized she'd forgotten to

transpocket her lip gloss from her shorts to her suede pants.

@trap:= 1. An opening. 2. Mouth.

Example: 1. Could you shut the trap? It's getting cold here.