I'm gonna need an umbrella for that Crayola storm.

@crayon-wielder:= A person who makes his money not through the noble art of coding, but through the black magic of graphic designing.

Example: Ask the crayon-wielders to jazz these new site designs up photoshopically (viz.).

@crazening:= Like maddening, only more so.

Example: I can't seem to get anything to go right today. It's downright crazening.

@crazor, king of the monkey peo:= Someone truly insane, and unpleasant to be around.

Example: Stay away from Caleb. He's Crazor, king of the monkey people.

@Crazy Fresh:= used in place of the tired, old word cool

Example: Yo, that concert was crazy fresh!

@creak:= Anything old, outdated, in poor working condition, or assembled improperly.

Can also be referred to as creaker.

Example: This 14.4 baud modem is total creak. OR What a creaker!

@cream:= Cash Rules Everything Around Me--basically, suggests a desire for large sums of cash.

Extra funny when said randomly during games of Monopoly.

Example: You landed on my hotel at Park Place. Cream!

@creaminess:= Used to express wonder, amazement, or great pleasure.

Example: Bryon: Have you seen Alec's new car? Lauryn: Naw, what'd it look like? Bryon: Ahh, creaminess.

@creasing:= laughing

Example: I was just creasing!

@Creathers:= A tough to reach area; synonymous with nooks, crannies.

Example: I dusted the house from top to bottom, even getting into the creathers.

@creeg:= to be a creeg - to be annoying // to be creegin - doing something annoying // creegness - something irritating

Example: you're such a creeg // i can't believe how creegin your being // that's amazing creegness

@creeled:= To twist or sprain.

Example: My brother fell and creeled his ankle.

@creep factor nine:= Scary or ominous beyond belief. Pick your favorite horror flic. That creepy. Invented by yours truly.

Example: Have you ever played Resident Evil? Yeah, creep factor nine.

@creep:= to do something without letting other people know (Slowly or Quietly) or behind someone's back

Example: Have you heard, one of our coworkers is creeping with the boss' wife.

@creepycode:= When someone uses code that makes her look like a psycho.

Example: Bobbie used creepycode last night. She said, Let's take the midnight train to Squaresville.

@cremamoratorium:= When in the state of eating too much ice cream, Thus, making the choice to stop pending a hemmorage. Occurs when the individual has eaten a good amount of ice cream, and starts to feel ill because of the quantity.

Example: ie: Dave sat still on the couch, he had to concede a cremamoratorium or he would surely get sick.

@crescent fresh:= From Sifl & Olly (sock puppet show) indicating niceness, coolness, flyness.

Example: John: You wanna come over for some beers? Steve: Crescent fresh, J-man. Hippies playing hackeysack are crescent fresh; crackheads are not crescent fresh.

@cret's:= A very cool item, situation, etc.

Example: See my Lexus? It's cret's.

@crevasse:= To become hidden or lost.

Example: I was running around last night and my car keys crevassed somewhere along the way.

@crew:= 1. Gang 2. Group of graffiti artists 3. Breakdancing group

Example: He was shot on by the enemy crew.

@crib:= One's dwelling place

Example: I was in my crib chillin' by the fireplace.

@crick:= A variation of the word creek, used in rural Oregon and other rural areas.

Example: Glen crick is sure high.

@Crickets:= the silence you hear after saying something you thought was funny but apparently others did not...so all you can hear are the crickets.

Example: can also be used as a verb...you can cricket someone. meaning you did not laugh at his joke.

@crid:= A tiny, inoffensive bit of waste material.

Example: Don't give me the last cup of coffee from the pot! I hate getting all the crids!

Did you just wake up? You still have crids in your eyes.

@cringeful:= Embarrassing or cringe-inducing.

Example: Walking around all day without knowing that your skirt is tucked into your undies is a cringeful experience.

@cringent:= Causing one to cringe.

Example: That phony way he smiles is cringent.

@crip time:= 1. A flexible standard for punctuality, as an accomodation for a person with a disability.

2. The extra time needed to arrive or accomplish something, needed to maneuver your wheelchair,

empty your leg-bag, etc.

Example: 1. The meeting will start in twenty minutes, with allowances for crip time.

2. I'll be there in by noon, allowing for crip time.

@criptology:= The process or science of decoding the messages and text of gangs such as the Crips.

Example: I'm not African-American, but I'm still good at criptology.

@CrisCo:= Abbreviation: Christian Coalition. Also, a member of that organization.

Example: Most CrisCos may have good intentions, but many are misguided or uneducated.

@crisertunity:= Out of crisis comes opportunity. Coined by Homer Simpson.

Lisa: Dad, do you know that in China they use the same word for crisis as they do for opportunity?

Homer: Yes! Crisertunity!

Example: I'm going through a mid-life crisertunity.

@crisitunity:= A crisis lending itself to a personal opportunity.

Example: I'm moving to Bangladesh to sell surfboards. It seems like the perfect crisitunity.

@Crisp:= An object or a situation that is favorable.

Example: Your new car is crisp.

@Crispy Critter:= Paramedic slang for a body that has been badly burned.

Example: That house has a crispy critter in the back room.

@criticalmasochism:= When somebody creates web sites one after the other in an atomic-chain-reaction-like manner and carries on making them no matter what criticism she incurs, she suffers from criticalmasochism.

Example: They found him slumped over his keyboard. Ccriticalmasochism had set in and he had passed out due to exhaustion from making his 1000th web site at geocities.

@criticistic:= someone that is criticizing a lot, being critical, analyzing things

Example: Jim is a very criticistic person when he judges artwork.

@criticus maximus:= Of the highest priority; an extremely dangerous level.

Example: My level of frustration has reached criticus maximus.

@crivvens, crivens:= Scottish expression of surprise, similar to Yikes!

Example: Crivvens! Look at the size of that dog.

@crizzle:= It's what rice crispies had before, crackle.

Example: SNAP,CRIZZLE,POP.

@croaker sack:= Clumsy; inept. Comes from: Can't carry (whatever) in a croaker sack. A burlap bag used when gigging frogs.

Example: That boy's so sorry he couldn't carry a tune in a croaker sack.

@Crohnie:= A person who has Crohn's Disease.

Example: In the IRC network XWorld.org we have a channel called #crohns-colitis

where a lot of crohnies hang out and support each other.

All of us have Crohn's Disease or ulcerative colitis, a disease similar to Crohn's.

@Crolli:= A very small kind of dwarf with blue hair.

Example: The crollies rampaged through the kitchen.

@crolocious:= Naive, oblivious to obvious things.

Example: It's crolocious to think that a man holding a gun to your head is just trying to be your friend.

@crombie:= Pronunciation: crom-bee. Can be any part of speech. Used especially when you can't remember a specific word.

(See also: vah, sappa, nik.)

Example: Can you get me the... uh... crombie off my desk?

@crommulant:= Used when you make up a complicated word to sound intelligent. If someone dares challange your pseudo-word, assure them it's a CROMMULANT word.

Example: Jane: I found the film miterasfusic. Bill: Miterasfusic isn't even a word! Jane: Miterasfusic is a perfectly CROMMULANT word.

@crommulent:= A Simpsons-inspired word meaning: timely, insightful, competent, polished, sophisticated.

Example: Nigel's reading of Eliot's The Wasteland was a crommulent performance.

@cromulent:= Cromulent is used to describe a made-up word which sounds like a real, proper word you

might find in the dictionary--i.e., possessing the characteristic of cromulence.

Example: Shampaign sounds like a perfectly cromulent word to me.

@cromulent:= Egotistical, arrogant, etc.

Example: That cromulent King, tells the people false information regarding taxes.

@cromulent:= The speaker doesn't know if this story is true or not, but if it isn't, it really should be.

Orig: _Simpson's_ TV cartoon, meaning drift from original.

See other cromulent entries on pseudodictionary.com

Example: This has got to be the most cromulent story I have ever read on the web. Read about the teen who built a neutron gun and proto-breeder reactor in his back yard, after refining and collecting radioactive material.

@Crook:= Australian slang for being sick or unwell.

Example: I can't come in to work today--I feel a bit crook.

@crook:= bad; not a satisfactory outcome.

Example: Don't use that car, the engine is crook.

@crookeding:= Dusting pictures hanging on a wall. One wipe with a dry cloth and the pictures are crooked.

Example: Every Saturday morning I notice my wife crookeding the paintings in my study.

@cross the border:= In chess, when a pawn gets to the opposite end of the board and can become a queen.

Example: I thought I was done for, but then I crossed the border and the game turned around.

@crosstitute:= Transvestite sex worker.

Example: I went to the Crosstitutes Rights Convention and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

@crotch-rocket:= Any street motorcycle built for speed.

Example: The Honda CBR-900 is one of the most agile crotch-rockets on the market.

@crotchcorn:= The popcorn that neither ends up in your mouth or in your hand at the movie theatre,

and ends up wedged under your crotch, usually to be eaten later when all the popcorn in the bag is gone.

Example: Eric was happy as he discovered he had a stash of crotchcorn halfway through the movie.

@crouton:= Varient of the work cretin- has less 'sting' more affection.

Example: Don't be such a crouton- you didn't mean to kick the cat, so suicide is not neccessary.

@crowl:= A noise emitted only by the female of the human variety during the peak of an especially amazing round of sexual contact.

The crowl is a rare occurence, being made capable only by those who truly are in touch with their animal.

The crowl can be traced back to such orgasmic expressions as the cry and the yowl. Not for amateurs.

Example: Their adventure in bed was so amazing that all she could do was let go and crowl.

@CRS Disease - Can't remember s:= A person with frequent memory lapse.

Example:

@Crub:= Cuss word that is stronger than dang, but weaker than damn.

Example: Crub! I just dropped my backpack on my foot.

@crucial:= Very good, incredible.

Example: Ed: Have you seen Boondock Saints? Ted: Yeah, that movie is crucial.

@cruckle:= The act of going over on one's ankle.

A common word in Rochdale, Lancashire, UK, but seems to be unheard of anywhere else.

Example: Aaaaarg! I've just cruckled.

@Crudbunny:= The stuff that collects in the corner of your eye.

Example: Honey, you have a big crudbunny in your right eye.

@crudmuffins:= Used in place of words such as dang or shoot.

Example: Crudmuffins, I left my homework at the house.

@crufty:= Cross between crusty and crappy.

Stale, old, and uninspiring.

Example: Professor Van Brummenumphle's lecture on the Kinetic Molecular Theory and Fluffy Bunnies was pretty crufty.

@crugles:= Bits or pieces of something; debris.

(NOTE: c pronounced as c in car)

Example: Years of not cleaning the couch left many crumbs and crugles underneath the cushions.

@cruisin' for a bruisin':= 80's slang for telling someone they're going to get beat up if they keep talking the way they're talking or acting the way they're acting. a more serious form of this would be cruisin for a bruisin in your chevrolet

Example: danica wouldn't stop poking on the subway, so i was like, yo girl, you're cruisin for a bruisin!

@Cruising Night:= Refers to the night before trash pickup, when cherry furniture is to be had. Particularly in New York City, because they throw out the best stuff.

Example: You busy? Good, cuz' it's Monday, and that means cruising night.

@crum-bum:= Person who is dirty, lazy. Never leaves the house.

Example: Katie hasn't left her house in 4 days and she's kinda stinky. What a crum-bum!

@crum:= Something that you dislike, usually an article of clothing of food.

Example: That's so cheap looking--it's crum. I wouldn't be caught wearing it.

@crumbed:= When you severely stuff something up.

Example: I crumbed that exam.

@crumbgobbler:= 1. A child, especially a trick-or-treater.

Example: It's Halloween and all the neighborhood crumbgobblers will be out tonight.

@crumbler:= someone who hates everything

Example: Crumblers dont like to go to parties.

@crumbs:= Mild expression of shock or regret.

Example: I left my keys at home. Crumbs.

@crump:= verb: In ambulance jargon, to die on the way to the hospital, has been used to describe computer crashes in hospitals too.

Example: The driver is hurt pretty bad, he'll probably crump on the way.

@Crumpped:= When someone or something distorts its physical appearence by distorting its body.

Example: That dog's face is crumpped!

@crumpy:= an object that is old, gnarled, dusty, cheap to begin with,in disrepair, and not working.

Example: You are not putting that crumpy assed tape in my machine!

@Crunchel:= A combination of crumpled, wadded up, wrinkled and squashed.

Example: I found my homework cruncheled in the bottom of my locker.

@crunchified:= Something got crunched, or crunched into pieces.

Example:

@crunchy:= being in a bad mood, irritable

Example: Don't bother him today, he's crunchy

@crunk:= crazy

Example: Man that was crunk

@crunk:= incredibly gay; more homosexually active than the word gay can describe

Example: Yo, this tour bus ride through Atlanta is crunk!

@crunkled:= When something, often a piece of paper, is both crinkled and crumpled.

Example: I had a five all crunkled up in the corner of my winter jacket pocket.

@crupinchit:= It replaces any swear word if you are in a situation where you can't swear.

Example: Oh, crupinchit. I forgot my homework.

@crustache:= A mustache that doesnt have enough hair and is 'crusty'

Example: Eww that guy has such a crustache..Shave!

@Crusty:= Adj. Negative word used to describe someone of an undesirable nature with outwardly dodgy appearances. Also used to talk about any negative experiences.

Example: That girl Paul had his tongue down all night was really very crusty. Or, I ate this steak pie, and found half a fly in it. It was really crusty.

@Crutch:= A walk or strut.

Example: Katy: Check out that guy's crutch. Jen: Sweet one! Like Brad Pitt with a splash of Sherman Helmsley to spice it up. I'd do him.

@cruze:= Cruise.

Example: It's Friday night, so let's go downtown and cruze for chicks.

@cryballs:= Eyeballs that are crying

Example: My seven-month-old granddaughter had been fussing for a while so my son looked her right in the cryballs and said, :OK, let's go over to grandpapa's house right now!

@Cryptkeeper's Call:= In books or movies, any despicable comment made by a character to make the readers dislike them, and to make it okay for the writer to have whatever nasty in the story to bump them off. Happens in _Tales From the Crypt _ all the time.

Example: The ignorant sheriff made his cryptkeeper's call, a comment about how the homeless should all be put in jail--and was immediately eaten by zombies.

@crystal ball:= Tool used to evaluate whether or not to proceed in a certain direction. (Pre-cyberage fortune tellers used crystal balls to predict the future.)

Example: Before you pull that trigger, check your crystal ball. You may not like where you're heading.

@Cubed Ice:= A wanna-be rapper or someone who freestyle raps very well.

Someone who pretends to be ghetto and actually means it.

Example: That Leemore be one Cubed Ice, look at her freestyle.

There's some weird Cubed Ice kid in my class, he keeps calling me B.

@cuberat:= Office workers and other corporate minions--they live in cubicles, see.

Example: I used to be a cuberat, then I got promoted. Have my own office with a window now--pretty cheap furniture, though.

@Cubeville:= The part of an office where cubicles are set up as the main work space.

Example: Hey, the guys in cubeville are prairie-doggin'!

@cubic cow:= 1. The Gateway logo

2. A Gateway computer

3. The Gateway company

Example: If your computer is a genuine Gateway, it should have a cubic cow on the front.

@cubic:= A 3D, updated version of the slang term square. To be unhip; out of touch with the times; a prude.

Example: Bob hasn't wanted to have any fun lately. He's been acting so cubic.

@cubicell:= Cubicle.

Example: Corporate policy allows me to have up to three personal items in my cubicell.

@cuckoldafied:= To be made a cuckold.

Example: Was I cuckoldafied when he kissed my girlfriend?

@cueless:= The blank expression on a newsreader's face when the autocue breaks down.

Example: When they cut to camera 5 and for a moment, he looked totally cueless.

@cuggin:= Chunk of hard snot found in your nose.

Example: Look at that cuggin in Trevor's nose.

@cugus:= junk

Example: get rid of the cugus

@Cuhht:= K-ut. Damn, or smiliar to the term dag.

Example: Cuhht, that Keith is so fine.

@Cullum:= That which can't be explained. Just is.

Example: To be at one with the Cullum you must shminkelate your Fleugin.

@cultural latency:= The converse of cultural literacy, which measures how versed one is on the music, literature, and events of the times, cultural latency is a measure of how far behind the times one has become.

Example: Chuck's dad still thinks that going into the crane position from _Karate Kid_ when he pretends to fight is still hysterical.