If only he'd worn his socks!

@mandamonium:= A state of intense hyperactivity, often characterised by much body movement and excited vocal sounds.

Example: She had reached a state of high mandamonium, and it was unclear if she would calm down ever again.

@mandate:= A night out for the boys.

Example: With their women at home, Jack and John realized too late that their evening at the movies

had become a mandate.

@mandatory ten:= a movie is given a mandatory rating of 10/10 when it shows any nudity.

Example:

@mander:= As a noun: A mander is a funny word which is created by a person in a weird state of mind.

As a verb: To mander is the practice of creating odd words while in weird state of mind.

Example: As a noun: This guy over here does a certain activity that makes him come up with manders all the time.

As a verb: Hey I'm going to go do a certain activity and then mander for a bit.

@mandex:= Spandex pants or shorts designed to be worn by men, usually constricting in the crotch area.

Example: It was only his first day at the gym, and Hugh had already seen enough mandex to last a lifetime.

Had no one ever heard of shorts, or modesty?

@mandigan:= A cardigan (woolen overgarment) worn exclusively by old men.

Example: Uncle Carl looks quite fetching in his mandigan, don't you think, Susie?

@Mang:= A good fellow. An all-around good guy.

Example: Come on, be a mang and be the designated driver tonight.

@mangalage:= Catastophic damage resulting in twisted and disfiguring ruins

Example: The morning after the train crash dawned on a mangalage of parts.

@mangi:= It is pijin (spoken in Papua, New Guinea) for boy.

Example: Eric is still a young mangi.

@mangialicious:= The sopra-superlative of tasy or delicious especially when applied to home-cooked Italian food.

Example: Nonna, your bread is mangialicious.

@Mangky:= likened to a bucket full of bashed crabs, used to describe something ugly.

Example: that dog was scary beyond all reason; it was mangky

@Manglish:= The chosen language of most personal web pages. An offshoot of English, Manglish does not capitalize the letter I, uses randomized swapping of letters for their phonetic equivalents (i.e. “kewl” for “cool”),lacks punctuation and interchanges words that sound the same but have different meaning, among other features.

Example: The guy who wrote this page has a Master’s degree in Manglish--check out this sentence: i got a D on my Physics test becuz i did’nt study enuff and i was two tired too concentrate. [ED. See entry at is such a.]

@mangloid:= A Bob Sergel original: a cross between the verb mangle and the adjective mangled.

Example: The guy in the Stryper t-shirt got mangloid in the mosh pit at the Slayer concert.

@manglophone:= A person who communicates by the intentional abuse of a language or languages.

Example: Manglophones speak une bit comme this.

@mangoes:= To become excessively drunk.

Example: If I have one more drink I'll be totally mangoes.

@manimal:= Part man, part animal. A rough handsome male creature.

Example: Jane doesn't have time for a serious relationship, but she seems to be able to make time for the manimals.

@mankey spunkner:= During a field trip with my friends,

I attempted to say, You're such a monkey spanker,

but the only words I managed to get out were mankey spunkner.

It pretty much means--nu uh, no way, that's not true.

Example: You're such a mankey spunkner, I'm sure you got a 1600 on your SATs.

@manky:= dirty, disgusting, can relate to people

Example:

@manopause:= A decline in certain hormones that men seem to go through in their forties.

Example: I think he looks pretty good for a guy going through manopause; that testosterone therapy must be working.

@manrape:= Milking an unsuspecting guy for boyfriend-like activities. You make a move...and run into a brick wall. She just wants to be friends, so now you're her pseudo-boyfriend. You do all the sucking up stuff that a boyfriend does, but you're not getting any action. And she's probably still looking for some other guy!

Example: Graeme must have got manraped...again.

@manser:= Man's answer. A stupid answer given by a man to a simple question.

Example: When I asked my cousin about the kind of relationship he wanted, he replied, I want a short-term commitment.

Now if that's not a manser, then I don't know what is!

@manstress:= Male equivalent of mistress; an object of one's affections who lies outside of one's primary relationship.

Example: Tom and Nicole had been married for several years, but it was well known

that she was keeping a manstress on the side.

@mantado:= A potato chip one finds that looks like a famous person.

Example: The mantado is highly prized by potato chip collectors.

@manteets:= Male breasts, brought about by overdrinking or too many kebabs.

Example: Oh, my God, did you see Chris's manteets? Ugh!

@manties:= Man panties. Men's underwear, particularly of the snug-fitting bikini variety.

Example: Wisdom must be wearing his manties again. See how he's walking.

@Manu:= When a hockey goalie saves the puck, but then lets it in the net.

Example: Oh, my golly. He pulled a manu there.

@manuvigate:= Maneuver + navigate = manuvigate.

Example: If we manuvigate carefully we won't knock over the boxes crowding the hallway.

@manwich:= an odd substance that drips out of your shorts after or during sports activity

Example: during the game doug's manwich fell out of his gym shorts

@manwich:= noun. three guys sitting on a couch, esp. when playing video games. also, double manwich for four guys, etc

Example: make some room in the manwich, Steve wants to play too.

@manzeer:= A fictional bra for a man with large breasts.

Example: He's so fat he needs a manzeer.

@mapalicious:= Asthetic appearance on a map.

Example: The shape of Italy sure is mapalicious.

@mapulation:= Male population.

Example: The majoriy of Australia's mapulation, agree that beer is grouse.

@mard:= Disgusting, rotten, dirty, hideous, monstrous, greasy, oily, molded and old.

Example: Look at her hair. It looks so mard.

@mardy:= childishly moody

Example: suddenly, simon decided he didn't want the cake. he was being mardy tonight.

@marf:= A meaningless expression used by a speaker who can't or won't decide on a word to express

her emotional state.

Example: Hey, Natalie, how was your day? Marf. That bad, huh?

What should we order, pizza or Chinese? Marf. I don't really want Chinese, so...pizza.

@marf:= From the sound of a dog trying to meow. Implies a total lack of comprehension. Also used to indicate that the person speaking is babbling nonsense. Quickly becomes an in-joke for those that use it. Confuses the hell out of the mundanes. Replaces Huh?

Example: Boss: Do you think that the color of my socks could be affecting the speed of my network connection? Response: Marf? Boss:What? Response:Exactly.

@Marfed:= To be ruined by a printer or copier.

Example: The printer marfed my term paper.

@maried-out:= To make an order in a manner similar to Marie. To completely choke when making an order of any kind

(though usually a meal in a restaurant)

and have to use the phrase no wait, umm, could I have at least three times.

Example: Marie: I'd like chocolate ice cream with fud--no, wait, umm...could I have vanilla wi-- no, wait could I have...

and so on... Jonny. Oh, crap. You're doing it again. You've maried-out on me.

@marination:= The inevitable result of a battle, fight, or war waged by a large and able army, person, or country

against a much weaker foe.

Example: If Isolation Tank crosses swords with Ochre Orientis, Isolation Tank will eventually be completely marinated.

@marketecture:= A completely fictional architecture diagram of a company's product, festooned with marketing buzzwords. Used to woo investors and customers.

Example: This marketecture diagram bears no resemblance to what we're actually building.

@marklar:= A noun standing in place of any noun you have temporarily forgotten. Synonym of thingy, thingumbob, whatsit. Also may be used deliberately when the meaning is abundantly clear anyway. Derived from its use by space aliens in an episode of South Park

Example: On Marklar, everyone and every thing is referred to as marklar. We come in marklar. Take us to your marklar.

@Marlon Blando:= A variation on the word bland, Marlon Blando can describe anything in its place.

Example: Although she's quite a good cook, I found tonight's meal Marlon Blando.

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