2. To hit or slap with something representing a tail.

A typo of whap, originally Spotspeak now a generic furry term.

Example: He was annoying me, so I just gave him a quick ehap.

@Ehh:= A loud shreik that can be blurted in a moment of frustration or excitement.

Example: Ehh!

@ehlke-ism:= A following in which people appear to be in a state of confusion, but are really much smarter than you

Example: I clearly am a follower of

ehlke-ism.

@Eholay:= A term to be used when you are frustrated.

Example: Used often when dealing with my girlfriend Tracy.. Eholay Tracy!!!

@EI:= From emotionally intelligent. A measure of intelligence inversely correlating to IQ.

Example: Trudy had such a high EI that she could only hold down a job at Burger King.

@EIGHTLESS:= A number where eight is missing.

A persone without spiritual balance, by missing the spirit of justice.

Example: Number 756 is eightless.

The judge was eightless in his verdicts.

@ejamacation:= The past or recent history of your education.

Example: Lus, you didnt have good ejamacation.

@el camino:= a mullet hair cut- as like the vehicle, half car half truck

Example: Billy Ray is sportin' a damn fine el camino.

@el dussey:= Very good or totally awesome.

Example: This website is el dussey.

My Spanish word corruptions are totally el dussey.

@elacceleration:= The usually useless practice of pressing the elevator button

a hundred times with the belief that it will actually speed the arrival of the elevator.

Example: The elevator must be stopping at every floor on the way here,

we should have gotten the elacceleration feature.

@elastifact:= Estimates or budget forecasts which are accepted and believed right up until reality says, No, this will not happen. This is not optimism which seeks the best--it is a result of over-proceessed information and spin, or self-referential data processing.

Example: I am very strong. My elasticfact for the weight I will lift is 500 kg. GRRR Uhh! Grrrrrr ... OK, let's try an elastifact of 100 kg.

@elastimate:= Estimates and budget forecasts which work past the point where rational examination make the numbers unimaginable.

Example: What do you mean our sales are $4 million? Go back and recalculate until you get the $6 million elastimate we have from the budget meeting.

@Elbonics:= The phenomenon of two people maneuvering for the same arm rest in a movie theatre.

Example:

@elderdultery:= Adultery for senior citizens.

Example: She liked to discuss at length her long-running and torrid elderdulturous affair.

@electronical:= Identical to electronic, only with an added syllable.

Example: The electronical equipment was running smoothly.

@elefeint:= To pretend to try to stop the elevator door from closing as someone is rushing to get on.

Example: She called out for me to hold the door, and I did a nice job of elefeinting.

@elegalorious:= Elegant and glorious.

Example: The pie you made was elegalorious.

@elegantic:= a halfhearted stab at outward appearance when

mandated by others

Example: I thought I was done, but she insisted it was too plain. So I festooned it with shiny bits of tin foil to make it more elegantic.

@elevendy-three:= To avoid giving a true number when questioned.

Example: How old are you mister? Elevendy-three.

@eleventeen:= Imaginary number which occurs right after nineteen and 'tenteen.'

Example: ...eighteen, nineteen, tenteen, eleventeen... -or- I've got eleventeen rabbits.

@eleventeener:= A girl thats too young. Meaning your a dirty old man for looking.

Example: When your friend is checking out a girl and you notice that she's eleventeen.

Then you say, What are you thinking, she's an eleventeener.

@eleventeenyearold:= Ten to sixteen year old girls who attempt to appear older than they are.

Used as an insult when checking ID.

Can be identified by the use of glitter make-up, high platform heels, and pastel colour use.

Example: Sam was deeply disgusted at how promiscuous the eleventeenyearolds of today are.

@eleventy-seven:= One-hundred-seventeen (117). Used to describe an amount too big to count or not worth counting.

Example: How many miles to Grandma's house? Eleventy-seven.

@eleventy:= a significantly big but indefinite number

Example: these drinks cost me eleventy bucks

@elevitation:= That floating feeling you get when an elevator stops abruptly while going up.

Example: When the express elevator stops at the fiftieth floor, the elevitation makes me feel like I'm Superman jumping off the roof.

@Elgooging:= Exact opposite og searching. You find a site and then find out what search engines have the site and don't, and then submit the site to the ones that don't.

Example: I'm elgooging www.pseudodictionary.com. {Thanks.}

@elint:= Electronic intelligence and espionage.

Example: Elint is becoming an increasingly import facet of American intelligence gathering.

@Eliot Ness:= An allusion to the movie Untouchables, meaning a perfect girl.

Example: Don't even step, she's an Eliot Ness.

@eliphigimus:= Very hard or large in size.

Example: That's an eliphigimus of a building!

@elkite:= Someone who manipulates the thought process of someone of lesser intelligence.

Example: Rich is a real elkite when it comes to convincing Norm what to do.

@ellemenopee:= LMNOP. Used when you don't understand what another person or animal has just said.

Example: A. What are you doing on munshdb (muffled letters)?

B. Ellemenopee??

@ello-ell:= LOL--meaning laughing out loud.

Example: I'm ello-ell.

@elm:= embarrased

Example: I'm so elmed that my car is called the $300 mobile.

@Elmyrize:= To hug and squeeze and love to pieces.

Derived from the name of Tiny Toon Adventures character Elmyra Duff,

who positively adored animals (much to the animals' regret).

Example: Bob's cat Fluffy was remarkably tolerant of his efforts to Elmyrize her.

@eloobow:= when your arms bend outwards when held directly infront of your body.

Example: oh my , your arms are really elobowd!

@elsind:= Abreviation for love sindrom, characterizing the continous living of strong sentiments,

where pain and happiness are together tied, giving a creational impulse to the persons which suffer by it.

Example: Leticia was touched by elsind.

Elsind is a good stimulant for artists.

@elspeth:= to organize unnecessarily

Example: I elspethed the garage.

@eltonism:= The worship of Elton John.

Example: I like to study eltonism in a rubber room.

@Elwopped:= Used by accounting and payroll professionals to note when an employee has taken Leave Without Pay.

LWOP.

Example: That guy has been elwopped on his last 3 paychecks.

@email dyslexia:= The common slip-up that happens when you type an email address and reverse any letters in the address, only to find a user unknown message in your in box a bit later.

Example: Opps! I had email dyslexia--sorry for the delay in my reply.

@email slut:= 1. Someone who checks their email more often than once every 15 minutes, especially at work.