- •Interjections from verbs. Used extensively at one time by Amanda Quan of Seattle, wa.
- •It could easily be worse.
- •It was agrobabble to me.
- •Vocabulary will allow her to express.
- •2. More beautiful things could take place in society if antiprostyle would be abandonnated.
- •It is known that expletives and terms of endearment very commonly have four letters,
- •2. Isuggested doing xyz and she got all arsey about it.
- •Invented by Isaac Asimov, but now generally accepted.
- •In response to a question asked, he simply replied with all seriousness, Bread.
- •I woke up this morning with a real atom splitter.
- •2. Oh, my bagels.
- •2. A strip club or a Hooter's restaurant.
- •It was originally derived from people trying to say the word pussy as distorted as humanly possible,
- •2. That night, Garrett went banshing around in the fields behind his house. His car got stuck.
- •2. (N) a non sequitur. (V) To barbecue is to produce a non sequitur orally or in writing.
- •2. Alice: Look! I've got tapeworms!
- •I'm having a Barry
- •It's the name you use when things are getting weird and you need to be someone else.
- •I don't know what I'd have done if I'd seen that psycho again.
- •I don't know what beast of burden has me thinking this way?
- •I was the designated driver when we left the beer garden last night, because I was the only one drinking soda.
- •2. Related to the nationally syndicated radio show Coast to Coast am
- •2. I don't know.
- •I'm mighty bent. Some guy just hit my car door with his. Can you believe that?
- •Ive got big love for him/her
- •2. He was standing right over him and went, bip!
- •Itself when someone scratches its blibula.
- •I was going for a 360, and blough!, right on my head.
- •Is a clear effort of the part of the cia to minimize blowback.
- •It'll probably break down after 10 miles.
- •I realised he was a true bombilogophile.
- •2. Super slam dunk.
- •2. Boosah! (When you've just whipped someone in Mortal Kombat 4, usually in combination with a hand gesture of your choice.)
- •I must seek another boring task just to break the monotony.
- •Immortalized one particularly altered college evening by Mr. Mike Greene.
- •2. Check that roly poly out, he's mega buggin.
- •2. Game played at long meetings likely to be larded with buzzwords.
- •Incredible plan falls apart because you goofed up on something stupid.
- •Voodoo: Bzoing?
- •If you are a true Camperoo, you are at all times itchy to be out of town, tent in tow,
- •I carealess.
- •It also has turned into the kids getting out of school, as catkids
- •If entering one of these areas, say goodbye to your wallet and mobile phone.
- •It gave me the chobeez just thinking about how she would be able to help me further
- •It is a mix between the two holidays, so the everybody is a winner.
- •I use it when I agree or disagree with my friends.
- •It was a case of circumstantial intelligence.
- •2. The vet had to fix the closature of the dog's eye.
- •Individual with access to information) with the intention of recruiting
- •I decided to become a commode commando and used the men’s instead.
- •In it he says Cornbread.... Ain't nothin' wrong with that.
- •If it weren't for the corpsetrunk, Sheila would be 100 percent babe.
- •It's crapola coming your way.
- •Is extraordinarily disasterous or dull.
- •I'm gonna need an umbrella for that Crayola storm.
- •If my dad had a 17-year cultural latency, I'd die.
- •I'm not fat, if that's what you mean...You need a running start to hug her.
- •I have to take a shower and defunkify from my day working in the garden.
- •I need it to mail this poster to my friend.
- •In response to a perceived insult or as a childish retort.
- •It's half past nine.
- •I've heard lots of good jam bands, but Phish is truly the diggidy-swizz!
- •I mean, you either love his music or it drives you mad.
- •If you think the police won't catch you then, you're a bloody dilbry.
- •It's got a clear case of disco leg.
- •It was only when the wine exploded an hour later that I remembered.
- •2. A system or theory that advocates the elimination of a private life,
- •It is neither tied to a holiday nor to a milestone of the company.
- •I mean, she was so beautiful, I wanted to double klick her lips--like, right now.
- •2. Men who don’t shake off the last drop well enough.
- •2. She said that she doesn't grind at clubs and you walked away? Ethan, you're so dumb. That, in all likelihood, means that she grinds at her place.
- •2. Can you dut the car? My hands are full.
- •In humans, often marked by an abject lack of bathing habits,
- •2: Eat Cheeks.
- •It means to be human.
- •Instead of a musical reference, you get eeEeeeeeeeeeeeee--done in a wavering, silly, and sarcastic voice.
- •2. To hit or slap with something representing a tail.
- •2. Someone who will do anything to get as much email as possible. Zzqqyt@yahoo.Com
- •Very rare to find, because many die in their youth.
- •2. You better enron that chick's phone number before your girlfriend sees it.
- •It fools the listener into thinking that her last comment was appreciated and approved of before, a
- •I don't know why this word isn't in a normal dictionary, it seems so useful.
- •I can't hang with you anymore. You're so funny I have bruises from my fallalotsy.
- •In which a tiny woman pretended to be a schoolboy. Still widely used in the uk.
- •I was just leaving.
- •I got home from school, and was too faschnickered to do anything
- •It is a derivative of hottie bombalottie and phat.
- •Involves fast extensions of the limbs, often accompanied by punching noises,
- •It comes from a joke How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? How many? Fish.
- •It works like thingamabob or hoogiewhatsis.
- •2. Can also be used to describe the fat on an overweight person.
- •I had to foist that onto my girlfriend.
- •I have such fontrum for her.
- •Its nature and likely origin
- •I have been forcerized into writing this definition.
- •It's the static that makes the noise and holds the items together--especially wool from polyester.
- •In wide use in southeastern Bay Area.
- •2. To screw up in a particularly convoluted or elegant manner.
- •2. Fear of being hit very hard in the arm; frogged.
- •It was later determined that the last lyric was supposed to be fucking up the Man, but it appeared the tape recording machine used that day, or maybe the piece of media, was fucking up the math.
- •I believe this is a very loose translation of the dictionary definitions for foolish talk, humorous old man.
- •If something is bad
- •2. Wave Rally really ganks. The screenshots looked cool, but the game plays horribly.
- •In the feline world, the cats who are generally considered the snobbiest and rudest of all are those who speak chatois.
- •It was generational dissonance that kept him from seeing that it would clearly have the same sad
- •2. He got red with me when I told him to find somebody else to work this weekend.
- •I was entertained by this for quite an inappropriatly long time... Not in front of her, of course...
- •I'll finish the quarterly report after I'm done with this game of Tetris.
- •It is intended as an affectionate term; an undaunted local hero facing an adverse and ignorant situation.
- •2. An unknown booger-ish thing on you.
- •In this context it means really nifty, really cool.
- •2:What the goob? Awww, goob!
- •Impressively, even the tea at Ramon's is greasy.
- •I don't want them all over the car.
- •It refers to the imagined belief that the automobile is powered by small rodents running
- •2. Amusement taken from looking at the naked torso of an aging gent
- •It is used for groups or individuals. Adds pizazz to a conversation, I think.
- •I guess it wasn't meant to be.
- •2. To make a sequel to a successful film while disregarding quality and taste.
- •X: Then Bill told that story about the speeding ticket again. Y: Again? Honk shoe.
- •It can be sad (hoorJ...) or overly exciting (HoOoORj!).
- •I think I feel a hygenic trifecta coming on. Bert. No way. Jeez, she must be really important to you.
- •1960S uk slang, used in interviews by The Small Faces, who later went on to pen Itchycoo Park.
- •It means what it describes: definitely there is some intelligence in a stupid person.
- •I stared at him incredulously.
- •Via a swift smack or calculated drop (see percussive maintenance).
- •I'm too busy to watch tv, so I'm invidiate.
- •Irregardless of your feelings.
- •2. That ischnot the right answer.
- •It is a third person singular gender-neutral pronoun.
- •I really hope George Lucas doesn't jarjar up his next Star Wars movie.
- •2. The thrill a Jew feels upon finding other cool thingss about Jews in the public eye.
- •2: A small machine for mathematical jubberlations--jubberlating machine.
- •Implies the notion that the subject is now ready to to go out,
- •I'm not surprised I broke my arm; I've still got some bad juju from that time I hacked pseudodictionary.Com.
- •I've got horrible junioritis.
- •2. Groceries, in general. As in, I am going to go to the store to buy more junts.
- •It has to be this word
- •2. Look what Joe's wearing. Keppo!
- •2. Replacement term for a curse word where it's not appropriate...Usu. In surprise
- •I can see why and how it changed, but have never been able to confirm it. [Didn't the vaudevillians spell it keester or keister?]
- •It is used in Singapore English and has its roots in Hokkien,
- •It is truly a disservice to the free flow of infotainment.
- •It refers to the sinister type of rubbish which simply builds up without any human intervention.
- •It was a good display of knotsmanship, though.
- •In place of proper 'net English, a terrible need to prove oneself, and many other annoying habits that only script kiddies and l33t h4x0r boys (and girls) have.
- •2. We waited for Maria for an hour--she's such a lagger.
- •2. He'll never make it, he's way too lastel.
- •If he's not left, he's sure wearing his hat. Must have come in from Vinita.
- •It was a real Lennon moment.
- •It just came in about five or ten words early.]
- •It was her favourite job yet, but the company shut down within
- •2. The act of wandering through links.
- •It was another lunchbag letdown.
- •2Pm such a big meal that you aren't hungry again and so skip supper.
- •2. Oh, lurvacious pink glitter lipgloss. Gotta have it.
- •Is anything but a natural in the role.
- •I'm so magrivated!
- •I'll have to beg for her forgiveness.
- •If only he'd worn his socks!
- •I had a date last night, but the guy was so marlon blando, I hope I never see him again
- •2. Well, you know you can just stick that in a McDonald's.
- •I don't want to go through all the work of putting up resumes and finding something real.
- •Very common among college students and bar patrons.
- •In men it usually applies to the head, in women it is also sometimes applied to the chest.
- •In three part harmony--most impressive.
- •2. Sometimes when you're sick, you have to have a mew.
- •Instead, one must turn right, and then do a u-turn through the median to turn left.
- •V. To incorrectly spell a word, often resulting in humor.
- •In anticipation of a parental visit.
- •2. Didja' see the pizza guy? That mongloid could barely fit through the door. (Less of the meathead sense here. The pizza guy's a lot less likely to be acting like a jerk.)
- •I was teasing Phil's cat; which was funny until it went monkey on my face.
- •It's time to moon the dog! Let's go!
- •2. Chris is blatantly multi-ing.
- •I can eat lunch, finish my history paper, surf the net, talk on the phone,
- •2. Of, or pertaining to the physical, emotional and psychological characteristics of Jake from the New Zealand Maori movie, _Once Were Warriors_.
- •I didn't even eat anything with mustard on it today. How'd it get there!?
- •5. The phrase used by a female to thwart a male's advances.
- •I used to see those Naders with the bumper stickers upside down...
- •I got such a bad case of narapoia, that I kept going past my house until it was safe.
- •Is edited in a patch it, (the exploit) is said to be nerfed.
- •It comes from new vidiot as well as from the name of the company nVidia.
- •If you get two strikes and on the third you leave one pin standing you are one shy of a turkey
- •2. My new hairstyle is a joy--it's onphacupable.
- •It's a funny word and good for making excuses.
- •It is a particle beam emitted from the female's forehead with the force of 99 gazillion
- •2. Someone who has become a fan of Ozzy, especially after not being very familiar with him.
- •2) Lara and I painted the town red last night. I've never had so much fun before.
- •2) If the snow is too soft on the snowman, pank it down some more to make it harder.
- •I just looked at the tosser and yelled pants.
- •I'll have to change my password, but won't use it enough to remember it.
- •It is shorter than typing peace easy.
- •2. Some of the beaches in Florida are filled with peach cobblers.
- •2. As people in general.
- •I was going to send you the damn check but...This damn pentropy....
- •It tries to send the last of the water through to brew.
- •2. Adj. Expression of a confused state.
- •2: The cab you get into because you are too drunk to drive.
- •I wish he just dropped dead on the spot! Not only was he rude, but he also smelled awful!
- •Inappropriateness varies proportionately to the lateness of the band.
- •2. Used as a substitute for any kind of good comeback.
- •It is considered a blue-collar way of speaking, and not something you would want to use in a job interview.
- •I don't know. But they still ramble on, then you can say, Get away from me, ya piv! And then walk away.
- •In order to plague and aggravate millions of peaceful Internet users.
- •2. Cathy is acting like she wants to hang out with us tonight--it's a play-on.
- •2. To leave immediately after hearing a pock request, without bearing the speaker any ill will.
- •It's just another politrick to slow down growth.
- •2. A person who wears dentures.
- •In English lot is much.
- •2. Something inadequate or inferior. (Second use coined by the mighty poser Brandon Bingham of Sacramento, ca.)
- •Visions concerning the future.
- •I am goin' to open up a serious can of whup-ass on your head. The Duke: So, block me.
- •In a 1998 keynote address or their paper by the ton.
- •2. Adhd or add is nothing but a bunch of psychobabble.
- •In which actual words are required. Made up spelled backwards is puedam.
- •In front of the students in maths or science lessons without them necessarily realising.
- •Isn't that wall is beutifully rainbowarised?
- •Vice President of Intel's Mobile Products Group.
- •It comes from the basketball player Reggie Miller, who is known for making clutch shots at the end of a game.
- •2. Well-rounded, or well-versed.
- •It's a '32 cabriolet, but with a 1950 ohc v8, and the rear-end is an indi off of a jag.
- •It can, by extension, be applied liberally to other instances of forced nostalgia.
- •I start feeling retrosexual.
- •In all games.
- •2. My first computer was a Commodore 64 that got four rods to the hog's head of memory.
- •2. To be taken advantage of.
- •2. Dizzy person. (Compare to actual English word dotard.)
- •It evolved from a drink labled rum, but tasting much more like vodka.
- •I'll just mulitply it by the Safstrom-Phillips Non-Constant and use whatever I get.
- •It's scanny.
- •2. One who steals runs just so he will have more deliveries (thus, more money at the end of the night).
- •2. What a lie! Nah, only screw-chinged the truth a bit.
- •2) A low life human
- •2.One who is happy to be scruffy in looks or personality. Not taking pride in one's self.
- •2. A term for any body part that would otherwise be unfit for public discussion.
- •2. To use sex in a negative way to harm someone else's relationship.
- •In which you can defeat someone without actually hitting any vulnerable spots.
- •It was giving me cavities.
- •In a state of shock, he screams Shmotent!
- •2. Worthless or nonsensical collection of objects.
- •2. Anything pulled out of a nose
- •It's taking its toll on my mind and body; too much more of this and I'll be skidding out.
- •In the same way that acreage is used to describe the size of an area of land.
- •I feel very slirty today.
- •It can also be used as, You just got slued.
- •2. My mouth always feels a bit smeggy in the morning.
- •I used this word (not so eloquently) to tell my husband how intelligent I was. [Eloquently enough for me.]
- •I feel snarfy today because I woke up late and didn't have time to do my hair or makeup.
- •2. Kate produced a loud snoffle.
- •I'm sure they're talking about me--I think they need to be doused with solvent green.
- •2. Spam written in Spanish.
- •I like to take off most of my clothing and pitch a fit about nothing,
- •2. Descriptive of the motions of a very uncoordinated dancer.
- •2. They were spigotting the ketchup and mayonnaise. (I.E., the bottles were put on the table, not put into proper dishes for serving.
- •If, during sex with her on top, you flick her, she'd spin around like a nut on a bolt.
- •I think it's only fair, after all I did let you go home early last night. Geez, what a spoiler.
- •2. The sudden realization that you're doing something worthy of a Jerry Springer guest.
- •Verb - to offer a solution that only poorly addresses a problem
- •In the erroneous belief that it makes one immune to a parking ticket.
- •2. I know I just slept with that guy's sister, but why is he giving me such steel??
- •I thought it would be fun to make up definitions for these funny words.
- •Is now stuck holding on to them.
- •It was a suckfest.
- •Is going on and on about how much her life...Well...Sucks.
- •2: Supinin tonight? Any plans?
- •2. A person possesing smartness in style.
- •2. Sweet? (Anyone want to smoke a cigarette?)
- •It is possible to use this word in every context possible.
- •Informing them that they will be severely beaten if they occupy your seat upon your return.
- •I know you cain't have no beer on accounta what that judge sed, but can I offer you a t-Nab?
- •2. A person whose expectations are far in excess of the reality of her situation.
- •I got myself into a tastie situation last night when I locked myself in the broom cupboard.
- •In 1989, I became a Techno-Peasant when hired to do data-entry for the Federal Government.
- •2. The manner in which something functions or operates.
- •I only see the Golden Arches.
- •2. Everbody's after Tim like he was the Doyle Owl.
- •I used to have the Ness, but I think I've lost it.
- •2. Trophy girlfriend or boyfriend.
- •2. In intense consentration.
- •Very helpful in locating your car.
- •2. I wanted to argue with him but his logic was way too tight.
- •If permission to reproduce is not granted, the example will be rewritten. Ng's use of gaslight as a verb is the first the editor has seen and he thought it worth recording for posterity.
- •If you eat the all the brownies while I'm out, consider yourself toadmeat.
- •I wished he'd get off his tommy and do some word
- •I wen’ oth with a tongue suppresser las’ night.
- •Verb-cheeseballing
- •I somehow ended up in Times Square ten times this week when I've done my best to avoid it my
- •2. Shut your trap. I don't want to hear another word from you.
- •2. To be trendy.
- •In Australia they even have number plates that start with a t.
- •It is the ideal death.
- •2. Stoners tend to use this comment when reacting to other Stoners' stories, comments, etc.
- •2) Tronning: watching something you secretly like. Or secretly watching something you like.
- •2. To slap someone with a trout.
- •2: True dat.
- •In old western films, a blowing tumblweed was used as a sign of boredom or lack of action.
- •I was repulsed and dumped him that afternoon.
- •It's a phrase used to describe someone unfortunate enough to have been born so ugly.
- •2. A state of diminished mental capacity: caffeine-deprived.
- •Invented by my friend paul, who is too unenlightened to post it himself.
- •It was created and used by my friend Patricia 25 years ago in Banff.
- •2. I'm guarenteed to get some tonight, because that girl looks very user friendly.
- •2. A state of total disaster that ends in miserable failure.
- •V. To run from trouble.
- •2. Using gobs of action verbs (reserved usage for snooty writing groups).
- •2. To annoy in extreme fashion.
- •2. The wipeout gave him a severe case of vodrot vision.
- •I walloped about three plates of it, much to the horror and consternation of my friends.
- •2. May also be used to describe how when a girl has to go to the bathroom
- •Implies that their fans all wear those heinous, super short, ragged cut-off jean shorts,
- •I'm doing webfare.
- •2Get the widget in the moto, tank. Wha?...Werno.
- •It is a combination of Westlaw and Lexis, the dominant vendors in the field.
- •I was so bored waiting.
- •Very popular in Holyoke and Massachusetts as a whole.
- •2. It's Monday, I woke up late, haven't had my cappuccino yet--I am feeling wiggy.
- •2. Anything overly cute, sappy, sentimental, etc. Could be considered to be winky.
- •Interested? I'd have to send you a file. They're generally held to be fun.
- •2. Someone that has the drooling potentiality of a block of wood (see also: pocket lint).
- •2. She looks so wooftie I can't believe he likes her.
- •In this case, Sally did indeed get something to eat while at the store, but she also had ulterior motives--perhaps she has a thing for one of the cashiers at the store?
- •Xuxoren.
- •If your mouse pointer is over a mine, the upper-left pixel on your screen will be black.
- •3 Dollars in his pocket, a least one dui or future dui, low self-esteem, and a trailer or apartment he shares with other yardrats.
- •2: Oh, c'mon! Yawn!
- •2. A famous cellist named Yo Yo Ma.
- •Ignore his daughter with impunity.
I stared at him incredulously.
That's completely imfeasibubble! I shouted.
@iming:= (v) To be instant messaging.
Example: I was just iming her and she thought we should get together for a movie.
@iminoidal:= Adjective to describe the shape of a slope-sided slab placed on top of a low wall--like a shallow roof.
Example: Jack liked his new iminoidal wall--it stopped the kids from trying to tightrope-walk
across it and falling into his petunias.
@Immelman (to pull a):= A U-turn. Taken from the name of a manuver used by airplanes to accomplish much the same thing;
that is, a swift reversal of direction.
Example: Wrong way. Just pull an Immelman--no one's looking.
@immersive:= Absorbing, enthralling. Despite its common usage, it's not a real word and does not show up in a dictionary.
Example: The game was an immersive experience. I felt like I was really there.
@imnt:= I am not!
Example: Robert: Ashley, you're a dork.
Ashley: No I imn't!
@imoncutcha:= Ah-mon-kuh-cha. Contraction of the phrase I'm going to cut you. A ghetto threat. Rarely used, but hilarious in the right context. Observed in the Second Annual Yadda Yadda Yadda Blah Blah Blah Yackety-Shmackety Variety Show at Del Campo High School, Sacramento, CA.
Example: You don't shut yo mouth, imoncutcha.
@imow:= contraction of I'm going to. southern
Example: Imow have a PBR and watch some Springer.
@Imp of the Perverse:= That which forces you to do that which does not require to be done,
to the defeat of everything else that should be done. Edgar Allan Poe
Example: My Imp of the Perverse kept urging me to search the internet for midget sex,
though I knew I should really be attending my son's birth.
@imp:= (adj) Cool, suave, and sophisticated.
Example: Sean Connery was the best James Bond. He's always imp in the 007 movies.
@Impact Adjustment:= An educated maneuver that repairs (usually temporarily) a piece of hardware
Via a swift smack or calculated drop (see percussive maintenance).
Example: If the VCR starts buzzing, just lift the front edge about an inch and drop it--
that's usually enough of an impact adjustment to make it stop.
@impassenger:= the person sitting in a car that tries to unlock the car door while another tries to open it from the outside. This results in the door remaining locked and entry into the vehicle still denied.
Example:
@Impatience Fee:= Additional cost of a product stemming from the buyer's unwillingness to do the legwork to find a better price.
Example: I paid $85 dollars for those hubcaps, including a $45 impatience fee there, 'cuz I'm sure I could have found them somewhere else for $40.
@impedaphilia:= When a minor is seeing someone over 40.
Example: As I was walking down the street, I saw an act of impedaphilia.
@impedestrian:= A pedestrian who crosses the street very slowly so as to hold up traffic.
Example: I was held up at 3rd and Main by a group of impedestrians.
@impeticos:= (v) To pocket, impocket. OED says: a burlesque word put into the mouth of a fool. Applied as a perversion of impocket, and perhaps intended to suggest petticoat.
Example: Used only once by Shakespeare, in _Twelfth Night_: I did impeticos thy gratility.
@impraze:= An amalgamation of the words impress and amaze.
Example: That pet monkey of yours never fails to impraze.
@imprestidigitation:= The appearance of captured sailors on deck by conjury.
Example: Most of the band of pirates three sheets to the wind and pretty darn useless from a night of drinking rum, Blackbeard ordered imprestidigitation from a somewhat sober magician captured in Barbados.
@imprized:= Surprised and impressed.
Example: Wow, I'm imprized at all the progress you've made!
@in-office holiday:= A period of time in which an individual continues to arrive and leave work at normal hours, however, instead of performing expected duties, one pursues relaxing and otherwise personal interests. In-office holidays are not commonly requested, or even discussed with the management and are frequently kept confidential for obvious reasons (see: management).
Example:
@in burrito:= A twist on in cognito -- being undercover in a low down casual way.
Example: Oh no! There's my evil ex-boyfriend. I better go home, get sunglasses and a wig and stay in burrito for a while.
@in one eye and out the other:= Similar to in one ear and out the other.
Example: I told him in AIM to meet me after work,
but it just went in one eye and out the other.
@Ina:= 'I would like to'
Example: Ina take a walk.
@inattention span:= The measure of how long one can go in an IM without the other person saying anything and without saying anything oneself.
Example: Yo, you haven't said anything for sixteen minutes -- my inattention span just ran out!
@inauguralation:= Misspeak between inauguration and inaugural.
Example: No doubt the President invited everyone from his Arkansas cabinet to his inauguralation.
@inbikinious:= adjective describing an attractive male or female clad in a skimpy bathing suit.
Example: The models in the pin-up calendar were inbikinious.
@inboobtubated:= The state of being inextricably linked to one's television set (boob tube) to the exclusion of all else;
analagous to the emergency-medical necessity of having a plastic tube inserted in one's throat
(being intubated) as the only possible way for the patient to remain breathing.
Example: I was so completely inboobtubated this morning that I didn't hear the antique grand piano
as it fell through the living room floor into the cellar,
totaLling our internationally renowned wine collection.
@incentivize:= To give a reward, to motivate.
Example: I want to incentivize you.
@inchocitation:= Phony feelings of romance by women due to excessive eating of chocolate.
Example: That date was a bit intense after the Godiva ice cream dessert, due to her extreme inchocitation.
@incly:= To do something at once.
Example: Get online incly.
@incognito batman route:= More widely known as the road less travelled and is often used to avoid people, places, or obstructions.
Example: Hey! This isn't the right way to the mall. Where the heck are you going?
There's construction on the highway so we're taking the incognito batman route instead.
@incohesive:= Scattered and not collected, usually referring to a person's thoughts.
Example: My head is buzzing, thoughts whizzing this way and that, colliding and combining, but ultimately remaining fragmentary and incohesive.
@incompetron 2000:= One who does something incompetent.
Meant to imply that the offender is the latest version of a robot that does incompetent things.
Can also be used with later versions--such as incompetron 5000.
Example: Hey, incompetron 2000, you just took a left turn on a red light.
@incomputerado:= This is similar to being incommunicado. The user is not able to communicate through e-mail. This condition often afflicts those whose computers are infected with a virus, or whose internet providers are not functioning properly.
Example: Sorry, Fred, I was unable to reply to your e-mail this weekend because I was incomputerado. OR
Oh, oh! I want to check out this website today but my PC is in the shop. I'm going to be incomputerado until at least tomorrow
@incorrection:= Any attemt (sic) made to correct something that is already correct.
Example: I hate it when he edits my articles, there are always so many incorrections.
@incresting:= Incrementally plus interesting.
Example: As hard as he tries, he is only somewhat incresting.
@incriminelia:= Various pieces of equipment, piping, tubes, straighteners, cleaners, screens, filters and
such that might get one in trouble if found by the wrong people.
Example: Stash that, would you? Can't have Mom finding that incriminelia.
@incumbpetent:= A incompetent imcumbent.
Example: Tom Daschle is incumbpetent.
@indecisijig:= The jig-like dance two people unwittingly perform when approaching eachother on the sidewalk,
each trying to get out of the other's way, but ending up both moving in the same direction,
then back in the other direction.
Example: I was rushing to the photocopier, but got caught up in an indecisijig with someone on the way.
@inderbitude:= Stamina, strength, fitness, confidence.
Example: Watch him run--he's definitely full of inderbitude.
@indestructabubble:= hardy, sturdy, unlikely to be injured or damaged
Example: Mom: wrap up warm our you'll catch cold Son: no need ma! I'm indestructabubble!
@index:= Append index to your adjective as a way of measuring the degree of something.
Example: That car has a high rust index. My little brother has a low coolness index.
@Indianapoleis:= Plural of Indianapolis.
Example: According to indo.com, there are three Indianapoleis in the world.
@indignate:= Similar to indeed but used in a posh accent. Pronounced in-dig-narta.
Example: Have you had enough caviar, Giles?
Indignate, I have, Samuel.
@Induhvidual:= A person lacking intelligence. Coined by Dilbert fans. Can be used to a foolish person's face without risking physical harm.
Example: Me: You're quite an induhvidual, Tim.
Tim: Thank you.
@ineptitutes:= Generally highly trained, highly qualified, got all the tickets punched
idiots that just keep getting in the way. Part of the problem, not the solution.
Example: Most of us know many trained professional ineptitutes.
@inertiative:= self-initiated inactivity
Example: I'm going to take the inertiative and relax this weekend.
@infatuant:= The object or focus of your desire; that which elicits infatuation.
Example: As wine is to you an intoxicant,
you are to me an infatuant.
@infatuationitis:= a disease caused by falling in love, usually followed by extreme smittenenza (follow under 's' for detailed description of the word)
Example:
@inferiorate:= To make someone feel inferior and furious at the same time.
Example: He was inferiorated when his girlfriend dumped him for a new boyfriend who had a Ph.D. and his
own company.
@INFILLION:= A very large uncountable number.
Example: There are infillions of stars in the sky!
@infinigers:= A combination of inifinity and integers. Used when math is just too confusing and your numbers look meaningless and wrong.
Example: That test was horrible. All the answers were infinigers.
@infinitebluff:= a scenario on from a double bluff where you get so confused as to whether you're being contrived or ironic that you lose all semblance and anything is possible ( only it might not be )
Example: are you on the pull ? no. really ? well, yes, but maybe no ahhh, infinite bluff
@inflajeatorant:= A large and insatiable ducklike mammal.
Example: That is a mighty fine inflajeatorant you got there!
@inflamagist:= A person who can do anything.
Example: That's too many jobs you're giving me. What do you think I am, an inflamagist?
@infosmog:= The overload of information (and hype) now available in the web environment which makes it so hard to efficiently find quality information.
Example: How do we find that needle of relevant information in the haystack of infosmog that surrounds us. - see http://www.ontopia.net/topicmaps/what.html
@infotoxin:= Abuse of mass-communication and the concentration of its control,
coupled with the persuasiveness and ubiquity of its technologies, messages,
and implicit value structures; operates in conjunction with unconscious, instinctive processes
within the human mind to generate an overall psychological condition of unreality, denial, and paralysis.
- Jeff Phillips for Abusters magazine
Example: The Intel jingle is an infotoxin because it's always stuck in your head.
@infrivolate:= to cause excitement, to cause to shake
Example: That amusement park ride was cool - it was infrivolating!
@infromative:= Interesting and helpful, despite grammatical errors, irritating style, or typos .
(Esp. on front page of website)
Example: Tht txt msg ws vry infromative
@infuritainment:= (n) Anything that has entertainment value based solely on its most annoying qualities.
Example: I hate that show, but I can't stop watching it. It's infuritainment at its best.
@Ingumozen:= Someone who is extremely drunk.
Example: The bride was ingumozened at the reception.
@inhale:= To eat something with great speed and vigor, and without any conscious awareness.
Example: Whoa! He just inhaled that burrito.
@init:= Isn't it?
Example: It sure is cold out today, init?
@inker:= Someone who still writes letters with a pen.
Example: She was an old-fashioned girl who preferred a homely inker to a dashing e-mailer.
@inkfight:= A war of words fought against someone with media clout. Don’t pick a fight with someone that buys ink by the barrel and paper by the ton.
Example: Don’t get into an inkfight with the Times or any other big paper.
@innerflee:= The act of trying to avoid oneself out of annoyance with one's own character.
Example: Once I realized I was a shmuck, I tried to innerflee; but, somehow, I always managed to find myself.
@Innit:= Shortened form of 'Isn't it'. Invented in London UK
Example: hey that is a wicked movie innit?
@inoculatte:= (n, v) To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Example: I was sure to miss my 9 o'clock morning flight unless I took an inoculatte.
@inquant:= Fatigued to the point of ludicrous hysteria. In other words, it's when you're so tired that you can't stop laughing.
Example: While staying up late one night, Martha was so inquant that even the word tomato made her laugh.
@insanal:= The next step up from anally retentive is insanally retentive, where one sees obsessive-compulsive behaviour sufficient to cause actual brain damage.
Example: Josh's habit of individually vacuum-packing used cigarette butts, and then filing them in a diary of cigarettes smoked, was so insanally retentive it caused a brain embolism in several of his flatmates.
@Insance:= Making sense of insanity.
Example: Ian was insance.
@insaneriffic:= Terrifically insane in an amusing way.
Example: Barbapapas are insaneriffic.
@inscrutablydubitably:= Too hard to understand, but too obvious to question.
Example: (Lots of scientific jargon) blah blah which results in you receiving high-definition television.
Inscrutablydubitably.
@insectable:= Plants that eat insects, such as the Venus Flytrap.
Example: The Venus Flytrap is an insectable plant.
@insectclopedia:= Insect encyclopedia.
Example: I am researching the insectclopedia.
@insegrievious:= Expresses anything and nothing at the same time,
while sounding official enough to dazzle your listeners.
Example: Thank you; that was very insegrievious of you.
You are the most insegrievious SOB I've ever met!
If you'd stop being so insegrievious, I'd be more than willing to listen to you.
@insigrevious:= unbelievable, improbable, astounding, shameless, beligerant, intollerable or otherwise unpleasant or unsavory. Used in place of a long description.
Example: His behavior was completely insigrevious.
@insinuendo:= Combination of insinuate and innuendo. Gentle indicator that a certain level of impropriety is afoot.
A great word for folks who are poor decision makers.
Example: 1. Are you calling me a fat bitch? 2. Why, yes. That was my so subtle insinuendo.
@insinuendo:= Combines the meanings of insinuate and innuendo, to suggest in an indirect manner usually unpleasant, unkind, or generally unfavourable information about a person.
Example: Darla's insinuendo about Bill's leisure activities crept into conversations throughout the company.
@insinuwindows:= This fine word needs a description.
Example: This word needs an example.
@insomnism:= The belief that when world leaders give up sleeping,
the world will become a peaceful place--because people will spend their time talking and solving
problems rather than wasting their time sleeping.
Example: I am a follower of insomnism.
@Inspectigate:= A cross between inspecting and investigating something.
Example: I need to Inspectigate the situation!
@inspiritational:= A figure or idea that inspires people spiritually.
Example: I find Buddha very inspiritational.
@instacold:= A cold or sickness that suddenly affects you. You feel fine one minute and awful the next.
Example: I was just sitting and watching TV, then I got this instacold.
@instafood:= food that can be prepared in 5 minutes or less
Example: I'm out of instafood so I'll have to cook tonight.
@instamatically:= Combines instantly and automatically. Could mean either or both, depending on the situation
Example: When Who Wants To Be A Millionaire comes on, Steve instamatically changes the channel.
@instamediately:= faster than both immediatelty and instantly
Example: I want it done instamediately.
@instupetuous:= Exceedingly grandiose in absurdity; surprisingly overdone; stupendously incredulous.
Example: Your rhymes are instupetuous, George. Your spelling is not.
@instupituous:= Bitchin', really cool, awesome.
Example: I heard this instupituous DJ last night.
@insultant:= A consultant who criticises negatively is an insultant.
Example: He's not a consultant, he is an insultant.
@insurmia:= A state of wonderment so strong it results in sleeplessness.
Example: After my religious experience I was so mentally awakened I had insurmia.
@Insurvocivating:= A description of a person who is out of this world.
Example: My Grandfathers charm was insurvocivatingly beautiful.
@int:= Is not.
Example: It int a frog, it's a toad.
@intaxication:= Euphoria at getting a tax refund--lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. (From the Washington Post Style Invitational, 1999)
Example: I was intaxicated only until I realized how long it had taken to get my refund.
@integrious:= To operate or conduct oneself with integrity.
Example: Jim is very integrious; you can always count on his word.
@intelligentize:= To become smart and intelligent.
Example: Eating lots of peanuts is known to have intelligentizing effects.
@intelphakenlectual:= 1. A a know-it-all who puts on airs of being an intellectual.
2. Doing something intellectual.
Example: 1. Cliff, the postal worker in _Cheers_ was an intelphakenlectual.
2. We went to the ballet; it was an intelphakenlectual date.
@inter-twingled:= The relationship of data in databases as referred to by someone who knows little about them.
Example: I'll get back to you on exactly how those fields are inter-twingled with each other.
@intercapping:= generally a company name that is a compound word, where there is no space between the 2 words and both the first and second words are capitalized. From the book Microserfs by Douglas Coupland.
Example: MicroSoft
@interdigital:= When two people with affection for one another hold hands, interlocking their fingers or digits. the biggest step forward in any relationship.
Example: Tyler: Have you and Jessica accomplished interdigital? Boris: Oh yeah, last night during the movie. It was beautiful.
@interexplijective:= Word or phrase with an expletive injected into the middle of it.
Example: My stupid-ass boss is an example of an interexplijective.
@interfaker:= A person who takes on an identity different from her own, including age and sex, so that she can
pretend to be someone she is not on the Internet
Example: The interfaker showed his age when he commented how rad her wrinkles were.
@Interfenestration:= The physical spacing of windows, particularly in a building or other edifice.
Example: Carlos noted the unique interfenestration in Rebecca's house.
@interfrastically:= To return without delay.
Example: I shall return interfrastically
@interlationship:= A word used to describe someone who has a relationship over the internet.
Example: I see that James is in another interlationship with a girl.
@Internet Exploiter:= Derogatory name for Internet Explorer.
Example: It sucks that you can't uninstall Internet Exploiter--it's part of the operating system.
@internetelligence:= n. A working knowledge of the Internet; web savvy.
Example: Of course I have heard of memepool; don't insult my internetelligence.
@internetese:= meaning a word from the language of the internet
Example: LOL is internetese for laugh out loud
@Internetian:= One whose entire life is consumed or decided by the internet.
Example: He bought those pants online. He got advice on women online.
That poor guy is a pure-blood Internetian.
@internight:= When you've spent so much time on the internet that the night is past and the morning is upon you.
Example: Didn't to work Monday. Sunday was another internight.
@interpolate:= When two machines understand each other. I.e., if you create CAD drawings for a part on a computer, you can send it to a CNC lathe and the CNC lathe interpolates the information given to it by the computer.
Example: The CNC machine interpolates the data sent to it.
@intertwingled:= Intertwined and intermingled.
Example: The conscious and the subconscious are intertwingled.
@interuptimications:= Interruptions.
Example: I mean it! No more interuptimications!
@interweb:= A replacement word for internet, used by people who are either unfamiliar with the internet or (more often) by people who are very familiar.
Example: I'm not sure. Maybe you could go back to your computer and look it up on that interweb thing.
@intrusittude:= The act of strangers intruding and commenting on scandalous behavior, particularly among youths. Intrusive, attitude.
Example: She showed massive intrusittude in asking us to get off the computers, because we didn't belong there.
@Inuition:= A semi-precognitive sense possessed by dwellers of northern frozen climes.
Example: Herdlo's inuition told him there was a school of large fish just beneath the ice ledge on which he sat carving an ice fairy.
@invenereal:= Immaterial; beside the point; irrelevant.
May be used either with deliberate irony or in complete and utter ignorance.
Example: It doesn't matter. This whole discussion is invenereal.
@inversodoxy:= Automatically adopting whatever happens to be the opposite viewpoint to current orthodoxy.
Example: Watching TV always used to give me a powerful surge of inversodoxy.
@investigetting:= When you go to check out the community food in your office, intending to come back with a plateful.
Example: I caught Sheila investigetting in the kitchen; there was still half a birthday cake left.
@invidiate:= A word to describe people who do not watch TV enough to know what's going on with programs
TV watchers like to talk about.
Sort of like illiterate for people who don't read.
Note: this is not an insult, probably a compliment.
Example: I don't know about that program.