It was a good display of knotsmanship, though.

@knuckle-dragger:= Naval Term. A colloquialism referring to sailors who are in the Machinists Mate rating (job category). More generally, it may be used to refer to members of any naval rating who work in mechanical jobs. In very common use in the U.S. Navy today, the origin of the term is based on the assumption that those of lower intelligence will chose these jobs, and therefore are analogous to the apes who drag their knuckles while walking. The term is no longer taken to be seriously offensive.

Example: First sailor: So what rating is Jones? Second sailor, replying, He's a 2nd Class knuckle-dragger. (Meaning that Jones is a Machinists Mate 2nd Class)

@knuckle brother:= a person who is always willing to fight for you; a true friend

Example: Tim always has my back. He's a true knuckle brother.

@Knuckling:= Snowboarding. Taken from skiers calling snowboarders knuckle-draggers.

Example: You goin' knuckling?

@koalastarbang:= Generic term for a porn star.

Example: Ooooh, that girl is just too koalastarbang.

@Kobayashi Maru:= From the Star Trek movies. To beat or avoid a no-win scenario by cheating. Also refers to a really nasty kludge or patch that breaks the rules of good programming.

Example: Yeah, the project's on schedule...i just pulled a Kobayashi Maru on the due dates Yeah he pulled a Kobayashi on the network problem, he just swapped out all of the hardware. She pulled a Maru on that buggered sockets API. She just wrote her own TCP stacks in the application

@Kodak Courage:= An inflated sense of ability and courage caused by someone snapping pictures of you partaking in a dangerous activity, generally reserved for snowboarding or skiing.

Example: Nick got some Kodak Courage in the park and broke his arm in three places.

@kodak moment:= someone doing something so stupid, you wish you could have caught it on film.

Example:

@koern:= (n) Musical slang to exclaim a particularly inventive or unusual performance.

Example: He really wailed the hell out of that solo. It was koern.

@kojak:= Finding a parking place right in front of the building you're going to even in a very busy, populous, congested city.

Example: Claire never has to hunt for parking. She always manages to pull a kojak and park right in front.

@kojak:= from snowboarding - wimping out on a difficult slope, thus going down the hill slowly using one edge of the board. Shaving the mountain.

Example: Those moguls were way too much for me- I kojaked it down that run...

@kools:= Cool.

Example: I dig those cheerleaders' high kicks. Kools.

@koote:= A being that is abnormal, lives and does things in a dirty and disgusting environment

Example: The space travelers landed on a planet that had a lot of kootes on it.

They wondered how something could live so different than things on earth.

@KOS:= Kill On Sight. Used by players of EverQuest. Also used for someone you always have problems with immediately.

Example: I hope you didn't invite Brian. Me and him are KOS.

@kosher:= Cool, with the flow, nice, OK.

Example: That insult was not kosher. OR Wow, you pulled off that move! That's dosher.

@kotlu:= A synonymn for spoonerism, slip of tongue.

Example: Have you heard the latest kotlu from Shiv? He told me,Ram, wake me after 10 minutes if Iam awake.

@kottke:= Comes from the guitarist Leo Kottke,

who often uses unusual guitar tunings.

To get kottkied is to pick up your friend's guitar in hopes of impressing the

crowd but you find it is retuned to some absurd string combination,

making you look like a talentless hack-fool.

Alternatively, it could mean a situation in which someone throws a curve-ball into your comfy familiar logic.

Example: Hey, Waldo, can I jam on your axe? Oh, you kottkied me.

@kouse:= Keyboard mouse.

Example: The kouse in the middle of your keyboard is very sensitive and must be used with care

@Kovie:= snuggling with a loved one while watching a movie.

Example: ok I am a loser, and a sell out sorry guys... I must kovie with my girlfriend

@koyak:= From the Malay word to tear. Botched up, broken, failed.

Can be used to describe a foiled or failed plan.

Example: So, how's your girl?

Koyak, man. She fall for some bugger with the new VW. Says our relationship can't really work.

@Kramer:= To whip into a room like Cosmo Kramer from Seinfeld. Someone may do this intentionally to drive you nuts, bursting into rooms all the time, but they usually don't realize the power of the moment.

Example: Nancy Kramered into my office for the last time! She'll be mighty surprised when I lock my door.

@krangus:= Cumulative dirt on a surface, particularly food and food preparation mess in kitchens.

Example: There's krangus all over the inside of the microwave because Steve never cleans it after he makes grilled cheese.

@krank:= uncool

Example: Those shoes are so krank!

@kraut:= an extreme of temperature

Example: it's cold as kraut

@krelbow, crelbow:= The wrinkly, concave part of one's arm opposite the elbow. (From my friend Cameron and supposedly originating in Lancaster, CA.)

Addendum. My brother Greg was reading a book in which he happened upon the real name of the krelbow: anticubital fossa. Anticubital pretty much just means opposite the elbow but I don't know what the hell a fossa is.

Example: Ow. I slept funny on my arm and now my krelbow hurts.

@krisman:= When cleaning up after a party, a krisman is a half cup or bottle of beer.

The name derives from the guy who used to get a beer from the keg, drink a little of it, put it down, and lose it. Then he would get a new full beer.

Example: I hate cleaning up the krisman's when I'm hung over.

@kro:= A fine chick.

Example: Thats one fine kro.

@krod:= Reverse of dork--a joking, really-doesn't-mean-anything kind of insult.

Example: You're a krod! That's the kroddiest picture I've ever seen!

@kroker:= A person who sings well, sounds good, and enjoys singing karaoke.

Example: I love to hear Jessica sing; she's a true kroker. There are so few.

@kron:= Can be used to describe anything that is bad or not good.

Example: This cheese is kron because Jeeves left it in the sun.

@krunk:= Let loose, get hicked up.

Example: I bet you won't get krunk.

@krunk:= used in place of the word crap ( a Conan O'Brien word)

Example: Katie , you are so full of krunk right now ..or ...this pizza taste like krunk !

@kryser:= It means remote control

Example: Get me the kryser so I can change the channel, hurry.

@kthx:= Okay, thanks.

Example: A. Hey, can you send me that file? Kthx.

@Kumbaya(h):= From the song: someone's cryin' Lord, kumbaya,

Oh, Lord, kumbaya... Literally, Come by here, Lord.

Used in this context as the quality of taking something very much to heart.

here, something is needed.

Example: George didn't think much of the sermon but Randy was all kumbaya about it.

@kuperosis:= 1. The act of writing down one's dreams.

2. The act of using one's dreams in one's fiction, relatively unchanged.

3. The act of turning into copper (oneself), in a dream.

4. The act of becoming a wooden mannequin man, in a dream.

(The word kuperosis is itself from a dream.)

Example: I have two journals. A regular one and a kuperosis diary.

@kushy:= Used when describing a short person esp. a short, cute girl (not meant offensively). Or can be used to describe someone very ditzy.

Example: 1. I can't believe you're in advanced classes, you can act real kushy sometimes.

2. Come over here, kushy. I want to see if you've grown any.

@kwality:= When a product is of poor quality. Dodgy in appearance or make.

Example: That Supersun DVD player looks top kwality.

Also spoken as (to make the difference apparnet):

That Supersun DVD player is quality with a capital 'K'

@kwijibo:= A big hairless ape, similar in appearance to Homer Simpson.

Example: You're acting like a kwijibo.

@ky00t:= (adj) Pronounced kai-yoot. Adorable, cute, overall fluffy. Used either as a adjective or an interjection.

Example: Aww! That stuffed teddy bear is sooooo ky00t!

@kyfe:= Bad, of poor quality.

Example: That movie was kyfe.

@Kyle, Kyle Pinto:= Jesus Christ.

Example: You slam your hand in a door and yell Kyle! Kyle Pinto! That hurt!

@kynee:= an adjective used to describe the silly state you get into when you stay up very late and end up laughing at everything.

Example: We were so kynee that even Conan O'brien made us laugh til milk came out our nose.

@kyoot:= Extremely cute. Can be used in its elongated form: kyoooooot! Pronounced KIH yute.

Example: Awww, that widdle puppy is ever so KYooooooooot!

@L16 (Louis XVI):= To go L16 is to become haughty and precious in the glow of your own ego--a dandy or popinjay.

Example: Beaufort answered a few Jeopardy questions right and quickly got L16 on the other contestants.

@l33t syndrome:= A common disease that infects children, usually male, between the ages of 13 and 17.

Symptoms include a propensity to use numbers and misspellings (as well as mispunctuation)