I think it's only fair, after all I did let you go home early last night. Geez, what a spoiler.

@sponch:= Cool, but I like the sound a heck of a lot better.

Example: What a sponchin' day! Or, as an expletive, What the sponch?!

@spondiferous:= Australian for something that is so great that it is stupid.

Example: Crykey mate, he took me whole ahrm off. That's really spondiferous.

@spondulous:= Money, specifically a large amount of money.

Example: That's a lot of spondulous you're asking for that cat.

@Spong:= One who encounters great good luck, despite their own incredible stupidiy or clumsiness. Contraction of spawny and mong.

Example: Toby spilled his drink on that girl's top, and then she went back to his place to take it off to dry. The spong!

@spong:= Spong is the word used to describe something 'green & neat' and unidentifiable.

Example: Q. What is for supper?

A. Spong

Q. Yuck, another vegetarian meal.

@Spongaruiner:= The actual name for cheeze grater.

Example: Better use an old sponge to wash the spongaruiner.

@sponge:= Something cool; similar to dope.

Example: Your lock is sponge.

@sponjulas:= A term used to describe money or an amount of money. (See spondulix in other dictionaries.)

Example: How much did that cost? It cost 10000 sponjulas.

@spontanuity:= Spontaneous opportunity; Possessing the capacity to take advantage of something that unexpectedly presents itself.

Example: Her spontunity enabled her to grab life by the horns and run with it.

@spontuitive:= Of an unselfconscious, naturally formed thought obtained from ready personal knowledge prior to or separate from premeditated thought.

Example: Boutros claimed his artistic ideas were completely irrational and unplanned, relying entirely on his spontuitive judgement as he created.

@spoo:= The opposite of oops!

Example: Spoo! I didn't mean to spill my coffee on you!

@spoochy:= Term used to describe something with flamboyant fringe. (Especially during the holiday seasons.)

Example: Did you see Mrs. Garfunkel's spoochy Christmas display?

@spoodge:= the white,synthetic-like sweet cream filling in packaged snacks

Example: The spoodge in twinkies will last forever.

@spooge:= Slang term for semen.

Example: What is that? It looks like spooge.

@spooj:= Spooj is the crusty stuff left on your spoon (or anything else for that matter) after you get it out of the dishwasher.

Or it can just mean some revolting substance ypu would never want to contact without a full radiation-proof encounter suit.

Sometimes confused with spooge.

Example: Can you believe the spooj Erik left on the table? Tell him to clean it up.

@spook:= Washington DC expression, an intelligence officer.

Example: Do we have a spook on the ground in Kabul?

@spookies:= Horror movies, anything that is frightening.

Example: Bob: Have you ever seen the movie _Psycho_? Todd: I don't like spookies.

OR

Todd: That guy is really scary looking. Bob: Yeah, he's a real spookie.

@spoon:= When someone is behaving displeasingly, he is known as spoon.

Example: Phwaar, what a right spoon that geezer is.

@spooner:= Pronounced with lengthy emphasis on the ooooooooooo sound.

A word used to humourously neutralize someone's anger and potentially an otherwise undesirable situation.

However, not always guaranteed to work as it sometimes makes matters worse.

Example: Calm down you big spooooooooooooooooooooner! Just cos I ran over your cat doesn't mean you have to get into such a snit.

@spoonerisms:= Words, phrases, or sentences with sounds within a word, sounds between words, or words swapped.

Example: 1. Would you care for some cerely (celery)?

2. Let me sew you to your sheet (Let me show you to your seat).

3. I just need a small loan to gap the bridge (bridge the gap) until I get another job.

@spoons:= Keeping your claim on a seat in a crowded place, meaning that nobody can steal your spot when you get up for a minute.

Example: Joe is at a party and has to get up from the couch to go to the fridge, he might say I got spoons.

@spoony:= An all-purpose expletive to be used whenever other words would seem too offensive. Originated as an adjective in FF4 with Tellah's classic line You spoony bard!, but by the example of ADVENTURERS! is now used for any and all parts of speech.

Example: Will you shut the spoony up?!

@spooty:= A negative reponse or attitude to given situations.

Used when people openly do the opposite to what you desire them to do.

Example: He is just being spooty.

@Sporange:= To squeeze excess liquid from one's teabag before discarding, by delicately winding it around one's teaspoon.

Example: Please pass a teaspoon so that I may sporange.

@spork:= A spoon with fork points on the tip. Can be used as a fork and a spoon.

Example: With your spork you can spear the chunks and sip the soup.

@sporks and sushi:= Cool, awesome, totally sweet.

Example: Guess what? I got a new car! Sporks and sushi, Ernie!

@sporn:= An ex spouse, male or female.

Example: Since we have divorced, my sporn and I are getting along much better than when we were married.

@Sporranged:= The result of putting something into a Sporran

Example: The bagpiper thought he had lost his credit card, but remebered that he had sporranged it in the morning. (rymes with orange)

@Spot On:= Proper, well done. When something is perfect.

Example: That mix was spot on.

@spottled:= Something like speckles, but more like spots.

Example: Look at the spottled horse.

@spoung:= A small organ located in the upper right abdomen.

This is the repository of all illness and infections which doctors can never diagnose.

Example: He was hospitalized with a fulminating spoung.

@spraffing:= Spouting or saying in a blurting manner.

Example: Stop spraffing your nonsense.

@SPRAMP:= to fluff up as in hair and make up

Example: I like to spramp before I go out to make sure I look good

@sprezlheim:= To be naked on the beach.

Example: I am going to get sprezlheim.

@spriglet:= A baby twig.

Example: My puppy is so small it can only fetch spriglets.

@springbutt:= A person in a (military) class who knows all the answers (because they jump to their feet to answer questions).

Example: Hope you and Mike are enjoying (Fort) Belvoir. ID the springbutts in the group yet?

@Springer Moment:= 1. The sensation of finding yourself suddenly surrounded by rednecks.