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2: The cab you get into because you are too drunk to drive.

Example: You better have the bartender call you a pharmaceuticab.

@pharmaceutitab:= What's on the monthly statement from your pharmacist--or your drug dealer.

Example: When I pick up your prescriptions at the pool hall, I need to give Daniel some money. My pharmaceutitab's getting a little too high.

@pharmarrhea:= The dense, pseudo-medico-legal boilerplate that appears at the end of commercials or advertisements for prescription drugs, advising consumers of the risks. Always ends with the phrase Use only as directed.

Example: That might be just what I need for my low self-esteem, said John. I don't know, Julia fretted,

did you read any of the pharmarrhea? She pointed to one particular sentence of the tiny type: 44% of test subjects experienced spontaneous hair failure, compared with 7% who received a placebo.

@phasisticated:= The opposite of Sophisticated, to be used when a person is being idiotic.

Example: Oh, my God. Suzie is being so phasisticated. What an idiot.

@phat paper:= Cash, moula, coin, currency of the rat race.

Example: Hey, nice site. Sorry I can't give you any phat paper.

@phat:= Great, awesome, the best, super-duper.

Example: I just purchased a phat new gigahertz laptop with built-in spa and tiki bar.

@Phatty Bom Batty:= Quite possibly the coolest thing you've ever seen.

Example: Where did you get those phatty bom batty shoes?

@phattybatter:= Cool, phat.

Example: A. Did you see the movie? B. Yeah, it was phattybatter.

@phb:= Dilbert, short for pointy-haired boss. An idiot manager.

Example: My phb asked me if I could work overtime for the next two months. I died inside.

@phenagle:= To fool around or tinker with something. This is usually in an effort to try to fix something that is working but not working the way you WANT it to. In other words, NOT leaving well enough alone. As imagined, phenagling with something often results in breaking it.

Example: Hmmm...I think my TV reception could be better. Let me phenagle with the antenna a little...

@phenomic:= Of a word, the quality of being pleasant to say, or of being memorable in some way--especially a word which has been invented for this purpose.

Example: Sean: Schkurdle is rather phenomic, isn't it? ED. Not particularly.

@philanthrobust:= When throwing money and aid to a person, project, or country sadly fails.

Example: The elementary school lunch subsidies were a philanthrobust.

@Philish:= Used to describe something that bothers you to no end and makes you wish you had a gun to shoot them.

Example: That guy we saw yesterday--Lyphen?--what a philish turd!

I wish he just dropped dead on the spot! Not only was he rude, but he also smelled awful!

@phillatio:= Licking a stamp.

Example: Did you hear about Phil--the guy who performed phillatio on a stamp?

@phillumeny:= Collecting matcboxes.

Example: Phillumeny is a hot hobby.

@philobeer:= A lover of beer.

Example: The philobeer went mad becasue the bar had no beer.

@philosification:= the act of philosophy

Example: during his test, Bort used his philosification skills.

@philosophize:= the act of philosophy

Example: she asked him to philosophize whether the chair actually exists.

@phipenky:= (adj.) - fishy, messed up, weird.

Example: You have the same answers as Lauryn on your quiz... something is phipenky here.

@phlalamascalang:= Inappropriate music played before a rock gig by the venue;

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