I had a date last night, but the guy was so marlon blando, I hope I never see him again

@marmalade:= Collective term for alcoholic beverages; however, cannot be used to express the alcohol content level. Marmalade is marmalade--30 proof marmalade would be wrong.

Example: Got any marmalade? OR Shall I bring marmalade?

@marrinate:= To chill. [Any connection to marinating?]

Example: L: Hey, what's up? M: Not much, just marrinating.

@marshalfaulk:= Near perfection. Football announcers, such as John Madden, treat Marshal Faulk as if he's a god.

Example: Madonna's concert is marshalfaulk.

@Martian Packet:= Strange email turning up in the wrong computer because of bogus routing.

Example: I got such a funny email last night--didn't understand a word of it. Must have been a Martian Packet.

@martulious:= Devilishly quiet. Planning. One who is martulious is planning something bad.

Example: Hershell Justice thirsted for revenge. As we watched him seat himself in that far corner of the school library, we knew we could anticipate some life-threatinging response to occur to his martulious mind--and soon. Mr. Watts, his math teacher, needed to be alerted. (See Bulywer-Lytton Awards.)

@Marveyfloss:= When something is between the stages of goingwell and things being fantasic.

Example: Wow, marveyfloss i never thought i could do that!

@marvinous:= Too small. Non-living objects exclusively.

Example: The bread is all marvinous and crusty.

@Mary Jane:= U.S.M.C.. WWI. Girlfriend.

Example: Cooper's going to marry his Mary Jane when he gets back home.

@Mary Poppins:= Practically perfect in every way. Great, wonderful, often used in sarcasm.

Example: You should see the dress I got! It's Mary Poppins.

@Mary Sue:= Mary Sue is a word used in reference to fanfiction.

A Mary Sue is a character written in so that the author can live vicariously through her.

Mary Sues usually have super-powers, tragic backstories. and are terribly obnoxious to read about.

See http://missy.reimer.com/library/guide.html#5

Example: Wesley Crusher is the most well-known Mary Sue. Wesley is Gene Roddenbery's middle name.

@mash:= Very cool

Example: That is mash.

@mason:= A master bricklayer, one who has made plans with friends, family, members, or co-workers without following through with what he says he will do so many times it boggles his friends' minds.

Example: I've called Gootermin every weekend for the past 6 months. He always says he will come to the pub for a round or two but never shows. He's beyond a bricklayer--this guy's become a full fledged mason.

@masonic boom:= What Lisa's mom calls a sonic boom.

Example: Oh geez, did ya hear that masonic boom?

@Mass:= A verb theat may replace ALOT in any situation. Can also replace VERY

Example: There was MASS people at the concert. The movie theater was MASS crowded. I

@masshole:= Person from Massachusetts who, by definition, is bad-tempered, in a bad mood at all times, and extremely rude. Most pronounced if from the Boston area. Oh, it's a tiny state (intellectually, morally, and physically) so all of Massachusetts is in the Boston area.

Example: As it is, Chris is just an asshole. If he were from Massachusetts, he's be a masshole.

@master of illusion:= (Manglish.) Used to describe a person who, when seen from behind, is said to be quite attractive, until of course the person turns around and you get to see a good look on his or her face.

Example: Whoah, you cannot believe what happen to me today. I thought I saw this sexy girl at Petaling Street today,

so I say lah 'darling.' And then she turn around and....- What, master of illusion?

@masteraider:= a vehicle that orginated in the 70s, so Aussie looking that it requires you wear a safari hat and listen to The Land down under when riding in it.

Example: we're going to Green Bay, Tina's driving the masteraider.

@masterfulicious:= Used in reference to writing that is beyond masterful.

Example: The metaphors in All Quiet on the Western Front were masterfulicious.

@Mastress:= This Mistress who takes control everything without cowering behind her femininity.

Overt dominence by a women.

Example: The mastress of the house is responsible for financial affairs.

@matchitivity:= The ability to match clothes.

Example: Women have better matchitivity than men.

@Mate:= A word used to refer to a friend

Example: Yeah, Andy's my best mate

@mater:= Pronounced mate r. A shortening of the two words mate and later. Used as a farewell.

Example: Nice catching up with you, mater.

@Mates Rates:= A (usually substantial) discount given to a friend or family member in a retail situation.

Used widely in Australia.

Example: Frank, the football coach, got wasted on half-price beer.

Seems that his old friend Barry (the barman) was charging him mates rates.

@math:= A hip hop term that refers to one's phone number.

Example: My answering machine: I'm not home right now. Lleave your name and your math and I'll call back.

@math:= A system by which you can attempt to determine the special of the month at a given fast food restaurant.

Example: What does the math say about the Monterey Ranch Chicken Sandwich at Wendys?

@Mathing:= The act of doing Math...If one who is using paint is painting, then one who is using numbers and equations should be described as mathing.

Example: The calculus students were in the lounge mathing before class.

@matically:= Dramatically or terribly.

Example: There must be someting matically wrong with you.

@matressable (mat-tris-abl):= A girl that you would like to get in the sack.

Example: Damn that girl is matressable. A good word to use when you dont want people knowing what your talking about

@matricize:= To resembling or emulate the movie The Matrix.

Example: Charlie's Angels was all matricized.

@matrimoney:= An exhorbinant amount of money spent to celebrate the beginning of the end of your relationship.

Example: The matrimoney has left me destitute, and the honeymoon is over.

@matrix fighting:= Term used to describe wire-assisted or wire-fu martial arts fighting in movies. Named for the movie _The Matrix_, the first mainstream movie to successfully showcase such fighting. Often used by people whose first exposure to wire-fu is through this movie.

Example: _Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon_ may have better matrix fighting than any previous movie.

@matrix:= Bending back in order to avoid something, similar to the bullet dodging seen in the movie The Matrix. Pulling a matrix.

Example: Lindsey tried to dump a cup of water on me but I pulled a matrix and she only got my shoe.

@mature moment:= Usually applied to people over 40--a synonym for brain fade or synapse lapse. Forgetting something simple.

Example: I forgot milk at the store again. I must have had a mature moment.

@mawn(ing):= When you almost yawn but it stops at the last second.

Example: I've been mawning for the last hour.

@mawst:= A sore on a bear's mouth.

Example: The mawst was swollen and painful to the bear, causing great roars that shook the trees.

@maxin' and lampin':= To chill out in style. Dressed to the nines and kickin' 'round the house. (Thanks to Jason from Atlanta for this one.)

Example: Jill: Whatcha doin', hon? Jack: Awww, you know, jus' maxin' and lampin'.

@mayhap, mayhaps:= A play on maybe. Sometimes mayhaps, then a play on perhaps as well as maybe.

Example: Mayhap I will go to the dance later.

@mayhaps:= A combination of 'maybe' and 'perhaps.' Useful when showing just how much you care about taking part in an activity.

Example: So you want to go to that new Tim Allen movie? Mayhaps, but isn't there anything else on?

@mayonnaise-mannequin:= Someone who is fake or a poser.

Example: Most pop icons today are nothing more than mayonnaise-mannequins.

@mayonnaise sandwiches:= A stereotypical favored delicacy of rednecks, mentioned to flag someone as being of poor breeding. Its usage was amplified by Chris Rock, who described America as being full of white trash who are broke-ass, livin' in trailer homes, ..., eatin' mayonnaise sandwiches, listenin' to John Cougar Mellencamp records

Example: Observe mullet on that guy. You think he just got through eating mayonnaise sandwiches for lunch?

@MBA:= Married But Available.

Example: He's not just a lech he's an MBA.

@mbooshkateer:= Derived from musketeer and used when wanting to avoid revealing a true occupation.

Example: Suzy: So, I'm a hairdresser. What do you do for a living?

CIA Agent: Oh, I'm an mbooshkateer.

@Mc-:= Prefix meaning shoddy, half-assed, lame, low quality, etc.

Example: It only took me a couple of hours to write my Mcpaper, but I hope I still get a good grade.

@Mc*word*:= Allows limitless unflattering descriptions of people and their mannerisms.

Preceding word is what they are, trailing two words are what they do.

Example: Fakey McYakYak...Chintzy McCheapCheap...

@McDeath:= Vegetarian/vegan nickname for the popular fast food chain...

also refers to the way your intestines feel after eating in said food chain.

Example: Bert: I feel so gross and bloated right now.

ERnie: Well, no wonder, you just ate at McDeath.

@McDoctor:= No-waiting 24hr mini-emergency rooms that have sprung up around malls.

Example: I can't wait to see my regular MD, so I'll just run over to the McDoctor.

@McDogfood:= 1. Fast food hamburgers. 2.A generic reference to fast food.

Example: I worked late so I grabbed some McDogfood on the way home.

@Mcdonald's:= An alternative for any foul word.

Example: 1. Oh, just go to McDonald's.