In place of proper 'net English, a terrible need to prove oneself, and many other annoying habits that only script kiddies and l33t h4x0r boys (and girls) have.

Example: My learned colleague would have presented a compelling argument,

had he remembered to keep his l33t syndrome symptoms down.

As it is, he sounds like a prat more than an intellectual.

@L7:= Square.

Example: You turned her down? You are sooooo L7.

@L8r:= An abbreviated form of See you later, or Talk to you later usually found toward the end of an email.

Example: Nice website, guys! Good job. L8r

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@la de freaking da:= This term is a response to be used when somebody tells you some insignificant piece of information that you couldn't care less about.

Example: Paul - Hey, did you hear that Iggy Pop has a new album out?

Me - La de freaking da.

@la esquela:= Pronounced la es-KWAY-la.

Said after somebody just got made fun of.

From the Spanish the school. La esquela'd--got made fun of.

Example: If Dan has big ears, and Tom said to him: Your ears are bigger than Dumbo's!

then somebody could say La esquela! OR if Tom said: Lauryn, you're an idiot,

then Lauryn could say I just got la esquela'd.

@labatyd:= Life's A Bitch And Then Ya Die Usually in response to whining complaints.

Example: A. Can you believe it? He only gave me a 3% raise!

B. Yeah, yeah, labatyd.

@label whore:= A label whore is someone who only wears brand name clothes, with the name of the brand usually placed somewhere for all to see. A walking advertisement for a clothing store or brand.

Example: Look at that spaz wearing all Abercrombie--what a label whore.

@Labrachow:= A Labrachow is a dog that is a cross between a Labrador Retriever and a Chow.

Example: My dog Dexter is a very sweet and lovable Labrachow.

@labrat:= A system administrator, webmaster or programmer who virtually lives in a corporate computer laboratory. Distinguishable from average humans by one or more of the following traits: ghastly pallor (see screentan), dependence on caffeine-rich beverages and snack foods, inability to remember the names of close family members, intolerance for AOL users and a curiously extensive knowledge of government security agencies and firewall software.

Etymology: probably derived from ancient Geek

Example: Trying to supervise labrats is like trying to herd cats.

@labrawhatsahoosa:= A mongrel--a dog that is part everything, but all of nothing.

Example: What sort of dog is that? Is it a labrawhatsahoosa?

@lachrymology:= the science of crying as a therapy

Example: Tool seemed to make up the theory of lachrymology.

@lachrymotormouth:= One who can't stop talking about her troubles. A nonstop whiner.

Example: I had to get away from that lachrymotormouth. He moaned the blues for 45 minutes straight.

@lack-a-nookie:= No sex for a long time.

Example: She's grumpy because she's suffering from lack-a-nookie.

@lackavation:= State where you are so hungry you don't know what to do.

Example: I haven't eaten in two days, I think I might die from lackavation.

@lacktion:= Lack of action with a situation.

Example: I am very upset with my boss's lacktion on resolving this issue.

@lacrosstitute:= Young women and girls who hang around lacrosse arenas and fields

trying to get picked up by lacrosse players.

Example: The girls at the game last night were lacrosstitutes.

@lactard:= A lactose intolerent person

Example: I can't drink milk--I'm such a lactard!

@lactomangulate:= (v) To mangle the open here side of the milk carton so badly that you have to resort to the other side.

Example: Dammit, Erle, you sure lactomangulated that one.

@lady marmalade:= Cool, beautiful, impressive.

Example: Madi's new belt was very lady marmalade.

@Laerio:= An unidentified and unpleasant liquid or gooey substance.

Example: Eeww! You sat in laerio.

@lagged up:= Used to describe a person who is a slow thinker, or exceptionally dumb.

Example: The members of that debate team are lagged up, so this should be no problmem.

@Lagger:= One who lags behind and keeps you waiting for her.

Example: 1. Nelson said he'd call but he never did. What a lagger.