2. I'm guarenteed to get some tonight, because that girl looks very user friendly.

@User Loving:= User Friendly is software that is simple to use. User Loving applies to anything that the you love to use!

Example: In order to compete in the on-line gaming industry, you must have software that is better than User Friendly, it really has to be User Loving!

@Usetacould:= Past tense, to have been able to. Taken from Jeff Foxworthy's material.

Example: Jeff: Hey, Jim, can you dance? Jim: Usetacould

@usetakood:= Indication of a former ability.

Example: I can't tap dance any more, but I usetakood.

@uspiquitweek:= You-Speak-We-Tweek.

The presence of sketchy, incomprehensible chatter and nonsense speech that is found to be ubiquitous.

Example: The mayor's party ended several days ago, but the uspiquitweek lingered well into the following weekend.

@Ust!:= Date 1999, pronounced 'ouost. Noun, interjection, colloquialism, adjective.

1. Literal: short for Usted (or you, in Spanish), which is a short version of the phrase You stop it!

2. Noun: Post facto expression to describe effeminism, saucy, swishy, or swashbuckling.

3. Interjection: Ust! An expression of the previous definition.

Example: When somebody says something such as Is this shirt too pink on me? you reply, Ust!

@ustacould:= southern expression for a lost ability.

Example: Since I broke my leg, I can't dance...but I ustacould.

@V. Pelefo - Adj. Pelefo'd - N.:= V. When the corner of a peice of paper, or material glued to a surface, peals upwards and curls off the paper.

Adj - Pelefo'd - the paper has pealed and folded upwards.

Noun - Pelefodian - A type of person that can't resist but to pick at the corner of a paper and pelefo it.

Example: V - That paper looks as if it is going to pelefo some time soon.

Adj. That basketball card has all pelefo'd, i am not going to buy that.

N. Your a pelefodian, you can' help yourself, you just have to pick at it hey.

@V:= Visitor, tourist. Made popular by the 80s sci-fi mini-series by the same name.

Example: To the person driving slowly ahead of you, Come on, V, quit sight-seeing and drive.

@vache:= Sitting around doing nothing much in particular, kinda like chewing your cud.

Example: What are you doing tonight? Eh, I'm going home to vache.

@vaclempt:= To appear extremely distraught. The act of expressing anguish over a particular situation.

Example: Sarah failed her psychology exam and she looks pretty vaclempt.

@vacuucoffophobia:= Occurs while vacuuming. Fear of tripping over the cord and hitting your head on the corner of the coffee table.

Example: Sharon claimed her severe case of vacuucoffophobia accounted for her house looking like a pigsty.

@vacuums:= Synonym for sucks, but less severe. So, basically its bad, but not THAT bad.

Example: Sort of like: I hate math, so my math mid-term sucks. History mid-term merely vacuums.

@Vaderant:= (adj) Someone who is cruel, heartless and has no concern for competition or life.

Example: Bill Gates is a vaderant person.

@Vaderist:= Someone who embodies the beliefs of Darth Vader of Star Wars.

Example: The kid down the road is a Vaderist.

@vagenda:= The catalogue of expectations a woman has of a man.

Example: Bob would have liked to have watched the football game on Thanksgiving Day

but that was not on Chrissy's vagenda.

@vaguery:= A collection of vague, unimportant or unconnected social events.

This term especially refers to oblig,atory or nonsense conversations and other interactions.

Example: I downloaded a 4mb virus fix for him on a 1kb/sec connection (split between 15 office staff)

and other vaguery.

@vah:= Can be any part of speech. Used especially when you can't remember a specific word. (See also: crombie, nik, sappa.)

Example: Get me the vah.... No, the other one--over there in the corner.

@valet bank:= a very high income level, possibly the highest tax bracket before filthly fuckin' rich. it originated when i learned how much valets can make working 4 days a week in las vegas (which is way more than what most people i know make working 5 days a week).

Example: dude, if i made valet bank i could play at the high roller blackjack tables every night!

@valid:= Cool.

Example: That movie was valid.

@valleycide:= The killing off of the San Fernando Valley secession movement by Los Angeles power structure

Example: Mayor Hahn has raised $5 million for valleycide.

@valuejet:= 1. To miserably fail.