2. Spam written in Spanish.

Example: I immediately deleted an email that was all in spammish.

@spamtastic:= Something that is fantastic in an early 1990s sort of way.

Example: Wow, that album by East 17 is very spamtastic.

@spandex:= Said out of nowhere as a response to something else, seemingly out of nowhere.

Example: A: Oh, seventeen!

B: Spandex.

@Spange:= To beg for money, typically pocket change.

Example: Be warned! Eric is spanging again so he can buy another double mochaccino.

@spangler:= A large, overweight, hairy but balding man.

Example: Chris is our top spangler.

@spanglerilla:= A spanglerilla is a large, overweight, hairy, balding, scantily clad drama queen.

Example: I am balding, hairy, 50 and weigh 225 pounds, which makes me a spangler.

I like to take off most of my clothing and pitch a fit about nothing,

which makes me a skankerilla. So, I've become a spanglerilla.

@spanglish:= to mix spanish with english

Example: que pasa homies, what be kickin' mang?

@spanich:= A green, leafy vegetable indigenous to Madrid.

Example: She offered her brunch guests a superb spanich omelet.

@spanishity:= Of or pertaining to Spain.

Example: The Pixies didn't sing in Spanish! In fact, you won't be able to find any element of Spanishity in them whatsoever!

@spank:= To take advantage of, make fun of, cheat, or victimize.

Example: Nicky: Lauryn, your IQ is in the negatives.

Bryon: Oooh, Lauryn, you just got spanked!

@spanked:= To be beaten severely at something.

Example: She can play pool. I'm getting spanked.

@spanking:= good (or cool, hot, or other positive descriptor)

Example: How do you like the new design? It's pretty darn spanking. -- from the Gimp Users Group website

@spankolicious:= For someone who incites thoughts of spanking said someone.

Example: Hi, I'm Darla Boutae'. Ah, Miss Boutae', I do say you're looking absolutely spankolicious in that dress.

@spanky:= (adj) Peachy, dandy.

Example: Wife: How was work today, dear? Guy: Just spanky.

@Spanner:= Idiot, mainly heard in London, but also in other parts of Britain.

Example: He's a right spanner, that bloke.

@spantastic:= So fantastic, and evil you should be spanked to knock it out of your senses

Example: Do you want me to give it to you? Sailor!

@Spants:= It's a word combining shorts and pants describing shorts that extend at least 6-8 inches below the knee.

Example: Look I picked up a new pair of spants yesterday.

@spare:= A hanger-on; a useless person who attaches herself to a group but is not so obnoxious that the others will actively try to drive her off. In any sufficiently large group of people, one person will be the spare. To find out who the spare is, ask the question, If we were being chased by Zombies, who would we shoot in the leg so the Zombies would stop to eat him,

so that the rest of us could escape?

Example: That's just Craig. Ignore him, he's our spare.

@sparking:= to find a parking space in a hurry

Example: We need sparking...the movie starts in a few minutes!

@sparkle-plenty:= A pretty young girl or a big-hair with no brains--an airhead. [Who remembers Sparkle Plenty's father's name?] [B.O. Plenty, from the Dick Tracy comic strip.]

Example: Yeah, did you see that sparkle-plenty pull out in front of that car? I swear, she never looked.

@sparky:= A general term of endearment, or as a nickname for those who are socially inept. (Another use--for electrical engineers or electronics technicians or anyone who works with electricity or electrical appliances.)

Example: 1: Come to bed with me, Sparky. 2: Sparky needs to get himself a woman friend.

@spasmatic:= Spontaneous, physically exaggerated movement.

Example: He was spasmatic in his movement, much to everyone's discontent.

@spasmation:= The random, unguided movements that your limbs make

--usually knocking over two or more fragile items in the process--that occur

just after a small shock or as a result of cerebral misfiring.