I was just leaving.

@fanky:= (adj) Combo of funky and stanky, when someone smells bad beyond both those words

Example: This kid Jake, he's just fanky.

@fanmagilous:= Fantastic, magical, and fabulous--all at once. Rare.

Example: Derek, that was a fanmagilous catch.

@fanny-whopper:= Used when no other word is good enough or if you just can't think of anything to say.

So, instead of saying oh, shut up, use this; also to be used instead of stuff.

Example: Oh, fanny-whopper! OR You know what I mean... fetch me the fanny-whopper!

@fanny fatigue:= The soreness you develop in your bum at the movie theatre; caused by the theatre seats.

Example: That movie was so long I now have fanny fatigue.

@fanon:= Term used in fandom to describe something that has never

been shown on screen (on the show / in the movie) and yet is generally accepted as canon by many fans.

Example: It is fanon that the TV show The Magnificent Seven is set in a town called Four Corners

--it was called that in the script of the pilot, but the town has never been named on air.

@fanpool:= 1. Football pool. Open to all football fans.

2. A group of fans, or friends.

Example: 1. I've played in the fanpool for the entire football season.

2. It's nice that our college friends have stayed in touch and kept this fanpool.

@fantabulanistical:= Used to describe something that's fantastic, wonderful, amazing, bringing about many happy warm fuzzy feelings.

Example: Rob is an extremely fantabulanistical person.

@fantabulous:= to exclaim when something is very good/wonderful/pleasurable

Example: what a fantabulous pizza that was

@fantacious:= The act of dreaming, to act fictitious, or to fantasize.

Example: She's acting a little fantacious over him.

@fantacular:= Combination of fantastic and spectacular, but always used in a sarcastic manner.

Example: The cable is out? Fantacular.

@fantan:= California slang for fantastic tan.

Example: A: Wow, is she dark. B: Yeah, she's fantan.

@fantascinating:= Somewhere between fantastic and fascinating.

Example: If you can't deduce the definition of fantascinating, you probably aren't.

@fantasgreat:= Used on Saturday Night Live for Fantasia and used for something that is fantastically great.

Example: That wasn't just great, it was FANTASgreat.

@fantasmagoric:= ultra cool, fantastic minus the astic. phantasm minus the phan, fangoria minus the ia but adding the ic

Example: Wow, this guy's site is fantasmagoric!

@fantasmagorical:= Better than categorically fantastic.

Example: The taste is fantasmagorical.

@fantasmarific:= it's the word fantastic, but with more emphasis.

Example: This game is so cool, it is fantasmarific!

@fantasmic:= a more psychadelic version of fantastic

Example:

@fantasporadic:= displaying fits of greatness

Example: poetry is fantasporadic. We get then occasional gem from mines of mediocre dross.

@fantazmalistical:= something that is beyond fantastic and beyond mystical

Example: I just found twenty bucks on the ground, that's fantazmalistical!

@fanthraxtic:= A combination of the words Fantastic and Anthrax. Used to describe something that is both good and bad

Example: You got caught going 85 in a school zone? That;s fanthraxtic!

@fantra:= So embarrassed for someone else that your butt cheeks involuntarily clench in sympathy.

Example: Q. Did you see the Academy Awards?

A. Yeah. Cher's dress gave me fantra.

@fantubular:= Very cool; combination of fantastic and tubular.

Example: Fantubular!

@Far Side-ish:= This word can be used by those lovers of the Far Side by Gary Larson.

It can be used as an adjective or an adverb to describe a person or an action that you might commonly find in a Far Side scene.

Example: The chubby, buck-toothed child appeared far side-ish in nature when he attempted to enter through the exit door.

@Faraday caginess:= From Faraday cage. Revulsion of electrical devices after over-exposure.

The antidote is a book or three and blessed silence. And possibly a good single malt.

Example: After writing that analysis of the midframe market, I had Faraday Caginess.

I had to curl up with a copy of _The Proud Highway_ and a sherry cask finish Glenmorangie before it went away.

@farble:= To work aimlessly, amiably, without focus.

Example: Sunday I just farbled around with my new woodworking tools.

@farbster:= A farbster is a female parent (with two or more children) who manages to occupy the

full width of a sidewalk in an urban area, thus forcing other pedestrians to walk in the road.

Example: I was run over by the lorry, officer, because I was forced to step into the road by an oncoming farbster.

@farby:= Short for far be it from original. Originally used to descibe Civil War reenactors who spent the weekend in a air-conditioned Winnebago. Now it can be used to describe any poser or wannabe.

Example: That Puffy Combs outfit looks so farby on you.

@fardwack:= The transition from a media that is good to a media that is bad.

Example: The Super Mario Brothers movie was fardwack.

@farfoura:= sweetie

Example: you're such a farfoura! no one's sweeter than you!

@farge:= The dried stuff that you find on the ketchup bottle cap.

Example: I could hardly get the ketchup out of the bottle with all of the farge that was on the cap.

@fark:= Fuxk, used to bypass email scanners when emailing from the workplace.

Example: Fark this!

@Fark:= It's not news, it's Fark

Example: The ten o'clock Fox news hour is just a bunch of Fark

@farkle:= 1. To break down; to stop functioning properly. 2. A really fun dice game involving six dice.

Example: When I have too many thoughts circling in my head, my brain farkles and I can't think straight.

@farklempt:= Choked up, bummed out, bad mood.

Example: She caught me off guard with her resignation, causing me to become farklempt.

@farkus:= A completly messed up situation beyond your control.

Example: How the hell did I get involved in this farkus?

@Farmer Ted:= A geek that is likely trying to pick up on you. Comes from Anthony Michael Hall's character in Sixteen Candles.

Example: Oooh! Don't look! Farmer Ted is approaching at 4 o'clock. Run!

@farmer:= Nautical term used by experienced skippers to describe someone with no idea how to steer a boat.

Example: Where the heck is that farmer going? Any further and he will hit the reef.

@farnarkle:= The stuff that appears next to your fingernails if you don't push the cuticles back.

Example: Look at all this farnarkle on my fingers.

@farpishtet:= Noticeably drunk. (From Claire.)

Example: After 5 beers, she was farpishtet.

@farrad:= A group of friends.

(note to editor: usage is similar to that of a gaggle of geese)

Example: Neo and his farrad were hanging out in the parking lot at lunchtime.

@farzha:= A unit of measurement for distance. Derived from far as you can see.

Example: It's up the road 3 farzha.

What's 3 farzha?!

Well, you go farzha can see once, then go farzha can see twice, then go farzha can see a third time.

@faschnickered:= Very tired.

Example: She was so faschnickered she couldn't walk.