It is used for groups or individuals. Adds pizazz to a conversation, I think.

Example: Elmer: Hey, Donald, what's up?

Donald: Oh, hey pete, nothing much.

@heyla:= A greeting derived from Mercedes Lackey's fantasy novels, used in place of hello.

Example: Heyla dear! How're you today?

@heyllo:= A greeting.

Example: Bob. Hey, how's it goin'? Gertrude. Heyllo!

@HFIL:= A less offensive substitute for the word 'hell'. Comes from a clever bleeping out the bottom bars of 'e' and the first 'l', and stands for 'Home For Infinite Losers'. Each letter is said individually.

Example: What in the HFIL are you talking about?

Go to HFIL.

@hibdawhat?:= Statement of confusion and disbelief. Often used as an interjection. Pronounced quickly and as one word.

Example: John: Jane, I'm leaving you for a younger woman. You just don't give me that sweet loving like you used to. Jane: Hibdawhat?

@hiccleburp:= A single shrieking hiccup followed by a slight exhalation of air, occuring for no particular reason.

Example: The girl suddenly emitted a loud hiccleburp, making her friend jump with surprise.

@hice:= Plural of house.

Example: In the suburbs, it seems they're always building more hice.

@Hicnic:= A white trash or red neck barbeque.

Example: Billy Ray and his sister-wife Luanne will be sure to bring their famous opossum stew to the annual family hicnic.

@hids (the):= Making a noun of the adjective hideous; i.e., we have the pits for pitiful.

Example: Traffic coming from the ball park all the way home last night was the hids.

@hiesman:= To ward off potential suitors with something akin to the strong armed stance of the Heisman Trophy.

Example: I was fawning over this girl, she was so cute. But then she gave me the hiesman, just totally dissed me.

I guess it wasn't meant to be.

@hiesman:= to ward off potential suitors with something akin to the strong armed stance of the hiesman trophy.

Example: I was fawning over this girl, she was so cute. But then she gave me the hiesman, just totally dissed me. I guess it wasn't meant to be.

@high-beams:= The state of one's nipples when they are erect.

Example: My high-beams are on because it's freezing outside.

@high-falooting:= Descriptive, slightly derogatory term, used to describe someone perceived as living in a gawdy, slightly vulgar manner.

Example: Just look at them high-falooting bigshots in them fancy cars. Highfalutin'.

@high:= Crazy or weird, something that you were not expecting.

Example: He actually thought I liked him. He's high. OR

That's so high. I can't believe he went to his ex-girlfriend's house and didn't tell you.

OR He's acting so high, you can tell he's lying.

@highlight reel:= A way to describe something happens that is classic or really funny.

Example: When we snuck into the club as VIPs goes on the highlight reel.

@higily-pigily:= Messed up, twisted, not right. Much like higgledy-piggledy in a standard dictionary.

Example: Aw, Mom, I don't like these pants. They're all higily-pigily.

@Hiimme:= another way of saying Hi its me

Example: (knock knock) Who is it? Hiimme!

@hilar:= Hilarious.

Example: Oh, that was so hilar.

@hilarseious:= Very funny--usually arse-related.

Example: My God, that mooner he pulled was just hilarseious.

@hill rat:= A professional lobbyist at Capital Hill.

Example: The average congressman will go his entire political career without ever buying his own lunch;

the hill rats take care of that.

@hill:= Cool or interesting.

Example: That's gonna be hill.

@hillfilly:= Vivacious female from the hills.

Example: He was just a lonely hillbilly looking for a suitable hillfilly; he did not make it.

@hillsilly:= A mental handicap or craziness due to the isolation or inbreeding of people in the hills.

Example: Better stay off his property! He’s a hillbilly that’s hillsilly.

@himbo:= A male bimbo.

Example: Himbo though he is, Ricky Martin is the greatest.

@Hindu Cow, as cool as or livin:= 1. Originally seen in Fight Club. Used to describe someone who is relaxed despite being in danger, possibly also having an indifference to personal well-being. Similarly, someone who is cool under pressure.

2. Someone who is successful without trying.

Being well-off despite incompetence.

Example: 1. The colonel is as cool as a Hindu cow--he slept right through a firefight.

2. After failing out of college and winning the lottery I was living like a Hindu cow.

@hing:= When fibers on a velvet-like surface, such as upholstery lay in a different direction from most other fibers. This would apply as well to carpet, suede, etc.

Example: I could tell where he sat by the hing marks on the sofa. OR I had just carefully vacuumed the carpet to make it hing free when the kids ran through the room.

@Hinglish:= Combination of Hindi and English.

Example:

@hinkelbonk:= Bruise, scrape, or small owie.

Example: How'd you get that hinkelbonk on your chin?

@hinkie:= Out of sorts, irregular or weird feeling.

Example: I don't know, boss... something's hinkie... Robert Biggs, The Fugitive

@hinky:= The right way to spell hinkie. :)

Something that is out of whack, just a bit off, wrong, confused, suspect.

Example: His directions were a bit hinky, no? That milk taste hinky to you?

@Hintch:= The cross between a hint and a hunch. Thus you have a hintch about something.

Example: I have a hintch that the bird over there could be dead.

@Hinwah:= Used to describe an oriental person who is decked out in FUBU, kappa, etc. Who carries around a mobile phone around everywhere and thinks he/she is very tough and mugs other people to make his/her social image greater. Named after the Australian Thai gang sing wah. A symbol for an S is usually made while saying the word.

Example: bob: Hey check out that guy over there, he thinks he's tough with those clothes he's got on.

johnny: Hinwah!

@hip-pop:= That delightful fusion of Hip Hop and garden-variety pop music. See: Lil' Bow Wow.

Example: Man, don't be kidding yourself, that group's total hip-pop.

@hip cat:= n. A cool person. (from jazz-era slang)

Example: With those duds, and those digs, he's obviously a very hip cat.

@hip hop hippopanonymous:= Hippos without names, a rarity.

Example: That's a hip hop hippopanonymous hippo.

@hip hop, hippo:= Move faster, hurry up!

Example: Come on, let's go. Hip hop, hippo.

@hipatitis:= Terminal coolness. (From the Washington Post Style Invitational, 1999)

Example: There's no talking to that guy unless you're an artist from New York. He's got hipatitis.

@hipocratic:= When you vote for a person you really don't want to win just so the other person loses. Say your WORST enemy was one of the people to vote for and you even thought he would be much better than the other person--you still vote for the other person.

Example: Of course I voted for Al, even though I don't care at all for him or his positions. He was running against Chris, for God's sake! Perhaps a bit hipocratic, but what else could I do? Chris is vermin.

@hippopompous:= (adj, n) Someone the size of a hippo, yet is pretentious and pompous.

Example: His weight didn't stop him from being a snob. He was hippopompous.

@hippopotamusish:= Unassuming and disguised ferociousness, marked by unrelenting passive-agressive behavior.

Example: The manager had a hippopotamushish personality, prompting everyone to second-guess her evey move.

@Hippopotomonstrosesquipedalima:= A person who has an obsession with using and making up extremely long words.

Example: It's times like these that I feel like such a hippopotomonstrosesquipedalimanic.

@hippopotomontrosesquipedaliani:= The practice of using long words.

This word deserves to be seen! This word is listed in the QPB Encyclopedia of Word and Phrase Origins, written by Robert Hendrickson. What a WONDERFUL book!

Example: He really enjoys making full use of the English lanquage;

he's quite the hippopotomontrosesquipedalianist.

@hipportimaussiaum:= When a hippo, dressed as a turtle creeps around everyone's gardens at night making sure all of the garden hoses are turned off.

Example: I woke up during the night to find a hipportimaussiaum in my garden.

@hippshu mushi:= The state of being considered cool or hip.

Example: That jacket is the hippshu mushi.

@hipster doofi:= The gaggle of affected, urban twenty-somethings, often dressed in the combination hip-hop/alterna-nerd fashions

designed to authenticate their culture of jaded cool. (Plural of hipster doofus.)

Example: I wanted to go the the coffee shop last night, but it was packed with hipster doofi.

@Hirrcup:= Cross between burp and hiccup - when you burp and hiccup.

Example: I think you drank that soda too fast; you'll probably get the hirrcups.

@His wiring ain't up to code.:= Journeyman electrician's expression: it does not meet legal safety or load requirements

for project and transplanted to mean someone who is mentally ill or just plain stupid.

Example: Did you see what he did? His wiring ain't up to code.

@hisouse:= A guy's home.

Example: When you get off work, come over to the hisouse.

@hissy fit:= to throw a fit in a particularly whiny fashion

Example:

@histobiblical:= An idea, concept, or fact that is either found in the Bible or is historical, but no one knows which.

Example: The existence of Garden of Eden is histobiblical.

@hit ground:= When singing (especially when singing in an octave already lower than one should),

to try to hit a note beneath one's voice range and to produce a grinding, dissonant break

in the melody before resuming the song once one can hit the notes again.

Example: Danny hits ground a lot when he sings at the meetings.

@hit me on the hip:= To dial a persons pager number, usually found clipped to a belt or pocket.

Example: I'm about to run out for a while. If you need me, you will have to hit me on the hip rather than call me at home.

@hit:= To eat something.

Example: Can I hit that sandwich?

@hith:= the sound made by a snake with a lisp

Example: hith..hith..hith..

@Hittin' it up:= This is a phrase used as a reply when someone askes you if you want something.

It is usually used in the affirmative sense.

Example: Ed. Do you want a stick of gum?

Ted. Yeah, I'll hit some gum up.

@hiv:= (adj) Sick, not well.

Example: She had this sickly green look. I think she's hiv.

@hivernate:= What happens when the most popular person walks into a room. Derived from actions of worker bees toward the Queen.

Example: Diana arrived and everybody began to hivernate towards her.

@hizzoe:= A slighty nicer way to call someone promiscuous.

Example: Alex has been hizzoe since middle school.

@ho-jack-slap:= To bring your lady friend around to the back of the car where the auto's jack at.

You have the ho, you have the jack, now comes the slap.

Not meant to be taken as a true threat (or performed)--just to indicate a state of frustration.

Example: If you don't calm down, someone is geting a ho-jack-slap.

@hoag:= A very rude and stupid person who is older than you.

Example: Andy is a hoag.

@hoarked:= To be extremely irritated

Example: It really hoarked him to recieve the IRS notification about his audit.

@Hobberplob:= A rocking good time, or the greatest band of all time.

Example: I went to the Hobberplob this weekend, and I had a lot of fun.

or Hobberplob rules. So much better than Slipknot.

@hobbit-head:= An afficianado of the writings of J.R.R. Tolkien.

Example: Josh has seen _The Lord of the Rings_ fifteen times. He's definitely a hobbit-head.

@hobnoblin:= Someone who likes to socialize, and uses questionable methods to do so.

Example: I went to the party with Sue, but she's such a hobnoblin, she left me so she could hang out with her

other friends.

@hobo-apple:= An apple that has the core removed and filled with peanut butter, wrapped in aluminum foil. Cook inside the middle of a leaf fire for a minimum of 3 hours.

Example: That fool's eating a hobo-apple.

@hobo:= A name you call someone, not very derogatory. Interchangable with nobo, although nobo is lower.

Example: You freaking hobo.

@hobskank:= An extremely seductive, sexy teenager with strong tendency towards alcoholic beverages.

Example: Lauryn, you are such a hobskank.

@hock:= When I was a kid, we used the term hock in place of shoplifting. Sort of a quick dash into the store, grab something, and walk out. Very fast, not artful.

Example: After school we stopped by the 7-11 to hock some baseball cards.

@hockey hair:= Short on top, long in the back. Not unlike a mullet.

Example: Cute, but he's got an ugly case of hockey hair.

@hocus pocus:= Trickery. Actions or words used to deceive others.

Example: We all know about the politicians' hocus pocus, especially during campaigning.

@Hodad:= adj.) To describe someone who is not.

Example: ex: (situation: kenny is trying to act like he is cool)

ex: Kenny is a real Hodad

@hoddle poddle:= to tell someone to go away

Example: Hoddle Poddle, leave me alone...

@hodophant:= A person who with an unkempt, scabrous appearance and a shambling gait

goes begging from car to car at a stoplight.

The word derives from the Greek hodos, road or way, and phanein, to appear.

It echoes the word sycophant.

Example: The stoplights of San Juan are plagued with hodophants.

@hoemunk:= A very annoying person.

Example: That hoemunk Jim wouldn't shut up today.

@Hoffice:= A building that doubles as a house and an office

Example:

@hogshaw:= The final word you say to someone when going to sleep.

It sound like a cross between a yawn and a snore.

Example: When trying to get to sleep and someone else is nattering, say Hogshaw and it means

Right, it's bed time--shut up and let me sleep.

@hohonium:= A theoretical, radioactive element (chemical symbol HoHo),

which is theorized to be present in Hostess-brand snack cakes (Twinkies, Ho-Hos, Ding-Dongs, etc.)

The presence of Hohonium would explain why these foods have a half-life, rather than a shelf-life.

Example: Thanks to the miracle of Hohonium, we don't need to worry about our Twinkies ever going stale.

@hoi-poloi:= The upper echelon of a particular group or of society. (ED, Garret: It has been pointed out that the original meaning of hoi-poloi is, in fact, the lower echelon of a society. I.e., the common people. The submitted definition seems to be a very common subversion of the original meaning, but that's what pseudodictionary is all about.)

Example: The office hoi-poloi have organized an exclusive yacht party this weekend.

@hoi:= (n, adj) Attractive woman. Hot.

Example: Boys think Pamela Anderson is hoi. Men do not.

@hoity-toity:= Affectedly genteel, pretentiously self-important, unduly proud.

Example: She is one hoity-toity bitch.

@hokey:= annoyingly contrived

Example: The company picnic had a luau theme, but it looked real hokey.

@hoki:= design

Example:

@Hoking:= My mistake for joking.

Example: Don't be mad! I was just hoking.

@hole of Pluto:= Middle of nowhere.

Example: She moved to the hole of Pluto. I don't even think they deliver mail where she moved.

@holidazed:= State of exhaustion and mental fatigue occuring at the end of the year,

caused by too many trips to the mall, too many parties, and too little sleep.

Example: I can't believe I thought it was Wednesday; I'm just completely holidazed.

@holla:= hi, or hey

Example: Holla! Wuz up?

@holleration:= Simple greeting. Cross between holler and salutations.

Example: A. (phone) Aiight, hit me later

B. Aiight, holleration.

@Hollyweb:= The myriad websites devoted to trivia about, or promotion of, movie actors, movies, studios and directors, ad nauseam.

Example: Mel Gibson had another hit this week - on Hollyweb when 23 sites featured a picture of him peering into a mirror plucking his eyebrows.

@hollywood parking:= A free parking space directly in front of the store you want to visit.

Example: Hey, look! Hollywood parking--grab it!

@Hollywood Tires \ Tyres:= To have car tires screech for no apparent reason as they do in Hollywood movies--

when reversing from a car park, cornering at low speeds, driving on sand or dirt tracks

Example: (Tire screech) That guy must have bought those new Hollywood tires.

@Hollywoodize:= 1. To take a classic story or a story of high regard and exploit it for money-making purposes.