I must seek another boring task just to break the monotony.

Example: I've been sweeping for hours. I'm going bore hunting--maybe they need someone to wipe down the walls.

@boredly:= To do something in a bored fashion.

Example: Well, it amused me while I was boredly looking over the contact sheet.

@boregasm:= A sudden eruption of (hyper)activity after an amount of time sitting around doing nothing, being bored.

Often accompanied by yelling and screaming.

Example: If I have to sit here much longer, I'm going to have a boregasm.

@borejoysy:= If you are a spoil-sport, you are borejoysy

Example: I dont want to go to the barn dance, I'm feeling rather borejoysy

@borg (ed):= the act of gaining weight, or a description for a rather obese individual.

Example: I borged those cheese frys at lunch. or my god, look at that borg!

@Borgamy:= A polyamourous family, a group marriage. From the Borg of Star Trek, who assimilate everyone.

(orig. IRC family)

Example: Did she get a new partner? Yeah, they added to the borgamy

@Bork:= To use a toilet plunger. Originating from the sound made when one uses a toilet plunger.

Example: My little sister flushed her teddy bear down the toilet and I had to spend an hour borking to unclog it.

@borked:= Broken, defunct, not working, screwed, dysfunctional, buggered, shafted, nackered, duff.

Also written b0rked.

Example: Unf, my Windows machine is totally borked. It bluescreens immediately on boot.

@borken, bjorken:= In computer programming, an adjective which describes code that is so buggy that even the error messages are failing.

From an apocryphal story about a misspelled user alert window which read,

'User should not get here, this code is borken.

Example: Software Quality Assurance guy to Clumsy Programmer: Your new code isnt just failing in a few places-- this time it is totally borken.

@borken:= Broken, busted.

Example: I don't hear a dial tone. I think the phone's borken.

@Borlacci:= Australian white boy who loves himself and wears his headwear backwards,dresses himself in DADA or homie brands because he thinks it makes him looks cool.

also known to pretend to take speed

Example: isnt that boy such a borlacci?

@bornography:= excessively graphic photos or videos of the birthing process

Example: I was anxious to see the new baby, but knowing Chris's obsession with his video camera, I was afraid of being subjected to a lot of bornography when I came to visit.

@borometer (bore-AH-met-ur):= noun. The person whose job it is to decide when an Oscar winner has talked long enough and is boring the audience. Usually signals wrap-it-up music. May be applied to other situations in which a host feels obligated to keep things flowing. Not to be confused with barometer, the weather instrument.

Example: Oh God, now she's thanking her stylist! Why doesn't the borometer step in and make her shut up already?

@Boron:= A annoying person who is boring and talented at being a moron.

Example: Phil's a boron--he really bothers me. Think he took lessons?

@borrigiball:= A game that involves two small soccer nets, a bone shaped tennis ball thingie--the borrigiball, and two players.

Played on a court about 15 meters long with the nets at either end and about five meters wide.

Guard your net, so that the other person doesn't score.

You score by getting the borrigiball in the net (five points) or catching the opposition's borrigiball

on the full (one points) or after one bounce (one point). The game is over once one's score has reached 37. all credit goes to marcus cheunga and his housemates for inventing the game.

Example: Are you coming over my place on the weekend for the borrigiball tournament?

@borrow:= commonly used instead of the word lend by people not aware of their mistake

Example: Could you borrow me five bucks until Friday?

@Borry War:= Food fight with projectiles such as rotten perishables, packed lunches, dairy products, and the like.

Example: We had a borry war during lunch yesterday.

@bosch:= Excellent, cool, fly.

Example: That new Diesel Boy album is full-on bosch.

@bosh:= Awesome or great.

Example: That dress looks bosh.

@boss:= A term used to describe something that is really cool. Sweet.

Example: You're going to the concert? That's super boss.

@bosscary:= Something so boss (brilliant, great, fantastic) that it is scary. Or your level of excitement from said something actually scares you.

Example: Oh my! Is that Kylie? Oh, this is too bosscary, uhuhuhuhuh!

@Bosshole:= Immediate Supervisor that everyone hates.

Example: The bosshole made me work all night on this project!

@bossong:= Small town guy who moves to the big city, marries above the perfect girl, and has a perfect life without ever trying

Example: After college he bossonged and no one has heard from him since.

@boston rain:= Really heavy, pouring rain. I'm talking rain so heavy you have to swim through it, and streets turning into raging rivers.

Example: I got caught in that boston rain last night; think I've got pneumonia now.

@bot:= To borrow, but with no real intention of returning (Australian).

Example: I'm all out of smokes. Can I bot a ciggy off you?

@botard:= Used to describe someone who is naive, but through the fault of him or herself. Applies to mentally sane individuals who should have no excuse for appearing stupid under obvious circumstances.

Example: You are a botard for sticking your hand in a pot of boiling water just to taste the uncooked pasta.

@Botch:= A complete and total failure, usually leading to undesired results.

The epitome of screwups.

Example: Don't botch the moonshine like you did last time - remember? When you poisoned half the town?

@botched:= Screwed it up, messed it up.

Example: You really botched that one.

@botha:= Shortened and condensed form of Both of these nuts Usually used to answer a stupid or rhetorical question. Used to set up the person for the punchline.

Example: Who was that on the phone? Botha. Botha? Botha dees nuts.

@botheration:= (int) Used to express anger, annoyance, irritation, contempt, or disappointment. (Standard usage.)

Example: Oh, botheration! Why me!

@bottomless:= (n) Prolonged stay at a restaurant during which you take advantage of free drink refills (from bottomless Coke).

Example: It's hot and I'm really thirsty. Let's for a bottomless at Burger King.

@Bottomout:= Bad potholes on the freeyway and roads.

Example: I hit a bottomout on the freeyway and blew a tire.

@Bottoms:= The last swig of beer from a bottle, usually foul tasting.

Example: Ya, I'm done my beer. There's only bottoms left.

@bouch:= bouch: a cross between a bed and a couch

bouch(er): a person who frequents the bouch often

Example: You should have seen me laying on that bouch. I'm such a boucher.

@boughten:= Something that was bought (ie, past tense of bought).

Example: That item was boughten for you to use now, or having boughten it, you don't have to buy it again.

@boughtn, boughten:= Alternative past tense of buy.

Example: I haven't boughtn a hard drive yet.

@bougie:= French for candle. Can be used to replace most words. A substitution for thing.

Good for semi-bilingual people

Example: Where's I put the bougie?

@Boujean Armada:= The term for anyone so mod or hip that they're almost a parody of herself.

Derived from the word bourgeois, and the fact that there are about a million of them.

Enough to form an armada.

Example: Ed: He acted like I didn't even exist.

Ted: What do you expect from someone in the Boojean Armada?

@bounce:= said after a person has decided to leave

Example: let's bounce

@bound:= Sad or a rude comment.

Example: I found her calling me idiotic was bound.

@Bourash:= Another word for underarm rash.

Example: Man the bourash is killing me at the moment.

@bourgeoisify:= To turn into a member of the bourgeoisie.

Example: The proper education bourgeoisifies people because it ensures the betterment of one's life,

connoting our gradual transformation into the new generation of the bourgeoisie.

@boutsta:= About to.

A more abbreviated, gangster style.

Example: I'm boutsta get that chick's number. You want it,too?

@bouvilexia:= The uncontrollable urge, when riding in a car, to roll down the window and yell moo to any cows you see.

Example: As we drove along the countryside, my father got a severe case of bouvilexia while driving and almost hit a tree.

@bov:= A mild oath, especially referring to anything tedious or boring. Originally anything bovine in nature.

Example: The Bov Room--unofficial name of the band practice room at Orem High School in Orem, Utah.

@bovertime:= Working until the cows come home.

Example: Nix on clubbing tonight; I'm putting in a little bovertime.

@bovilism:= The inexplicable urge to say moo when you see a cow.

Example: As they drove past the pasture, the kids succumbed to bovilism and moo'd at the cows they saw.

@bovine scatology:= A polite way of saying that something or someone if full of bullshit,

made famous by General Norman Schwarzkopf during the Gulf War in reference to a reporter's typically wrong assumptions.

Example: Anyone that thinks Saddam would voluntarily leave Kuwait without military force is practicing the art of bovine scatology.

@boviscopophobia:= A morbid fear of being seen as bovine. From David Foster Wallace's A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again.

Example: It was the boviscopophobia that kept him away from Disney World.

@bovlexia:= The uncontrolable urge too moo whenever you see a cow.

Example: When we driving past a farm, Evan always moos. We're pretty sure he has bovlexia.

@bovoclast:= One who is willing to shatter sacred cows. More at iconoclast.

Example: We've always done it that way. Why does that stupid bovoclast think we need to change it?

@bowerbirditis:= The habit of collecting gaudy or showy items, or the acting, or dressing in a showy or

exhibitionist manner.

Example: That woman must have bowerbirditis, which explains her collection of weird men, her

showy exhibitionist clothes, and her gaudy jewelry.

@bowl:= Brittish slang--to puke.

Example: I drank twenty-three glasses of Scotch at the bar last night and ended up bowling in the men's room.

@bows:= Short for elbows.

Example: Wash those bows, Chris.

@box cheese:= Cheese that has dripped off the pizza into the box it arrived in, hardened, and remains stuck there.