I'm sure they're talking about me--I think they need to be doused with solvent green.

@Soma Number:= Straight Outta My Ass Number. Not even an estimate.

Example: What kind of estimate is that, a SOMA number?

@Sombrero:= Similar to cool and groovy. Denotes that something is good. Something un-cool could also be referred to as being un-sombrero

Example: Mike's new car is very sombrero.

@Sometimey:= Describes a person who is a fairweather friend; one who is dependable at times, but not always.

Example: I don't know if Alysia will come tonight, she's sometimey.

@Somnambulalia:= A condition of speech that gives the listener the impression that the speaker is asleep. ie: Slackjawed mumbling, Dullwitted rambling.

Example: He mumbles so badly I think he has somnambulalia.

@sompting:= the dribble that comes out of the corner of your mouth when you sleep

Example: you've been sompting on my pillow

@Son of a limp bizkit:= Used when you did something wrong and can't say son of a bitch.

Limp Bizkit is a famous band, so if it's at school, kids will think it's funny.

Example: Son of a limp bizkit! I forgot my homework.

@son of Ganymede:= A male who is particularly handsome; especially young men--from Ganymede, good-looking bartender of Olympus.

Example: I am a son of Ganymede.

@sonic intercourse:= this is the effect you get when you have your tv turned on without volume and sounds from another source like your radio is in sync.

Example: Like in wow that was the coolest sonic intercouse i've ever experienced. or let's go sonic intercoursing (you force it by selecting a random chase scene and put it under some 70's funk sounds).

@sonic screwdirver:= A small, cylindrical device that utilizes sound waves to rotate screws, open doors, or short out circuitry. Extremely useful for getting out of nasty situations. Sonic Screwdrivers are carried only by time-travelers.

Example: Pass me that sonic screwdriver. I want to get this panel open.

@Sonneerbrechenschwalbenplatz:= A place with no windows in which one is stuck for so many hours that she enters when it is light out and leaves when it is dark or vice versa.

Usually refers to library study rooms and computer labs.

Literally Place that swallows and vomits the sun.

Example: Aside from a 3 am run for pizza and RedBull he was confined to the Sonneerbrechenschwalbenplatz until 9 am the next morning when the project was due.

@sonoma:= A way of saying son of a bitch. Son-o-ma.

Example: Sonoma! Why did you do that?

@sonya:= expression denoting surprise at another person's weight gain, particularly in the stomach region - abbreviation of avalookatthegutsonya

Example: Bloody hell Bruce, look at yer sonya! (translation - my my Bruce, have we put on a little weight around the middle?)

@soo:= Excessively so; to be used when one o just won't do.

Example: He was soo evil that he played an entire Kraftwork album at full volume.

@sookie:= A delicious snack, a soaked cookie

Example: We sat on the porch and ate sookies until we were full.

@sooling:= Compression of fooling and soon.

When your eyes are fooling your brain into believing that the lights are

dimming in a cinema or theatre after a particularly long wait.

Example: I've been waiting to see the new Star Wars for the last half hour, and now I'm completely sooling.

@sooner:= A cheat.

Example: Are you like me? Do you have trouble understanding why people from Oklahoma choose to refer to themselves as sooners? After all, sooners were the notorious cheats who jumped the gun in the Oklahoma Land Rush.

@soops:= when you twist a quarter or half of a paper towel and fold in half to stick into the open of the cola or beer can and keep fresh when putting an opened can into the refrigerator.

Example: you better put a soops in it or it will go flat.

@SOP:= System of Octogonical Perception, which is a way of thinking focused on choosing always the constructive

aspects from events and things for the purpose of building a strong and honest personality.

Example: Tatomir is the founder of SOP. SOP can help a lot of people to find a sense in their life.

@sorostitute:= A physically attractive female who looks as if she may belong to a sorority,

while at the same time being dressed like a complete slut.

A true sorostitute would wear a low-cut halter top and a short, tight skirt in the middle of wintertime.

Example: she looks pretty good in that tight shirt and short skirt, but look at the way she's looking at us.

Like we're not fit to look at her. Just a snooty sorostitute.

@Sorostitute:= Sorority prostitute or whore.

Example: I'm so sick of those sorostitutes and their stoopid social.!

@sorrow:= Venereal term used for prostitutes. Not as in venereal disease,

but as in venery, relating to hunting, archaic term used now to indicate groups of like animals.

E.g., pod of whales, pride of lions, senate of crows.

Example: It was late and Humphrey was in the wrong part of town: crack dealers in the alleys and a sorrow of prostitutes on the corner.

@Sorry Site:= A tragic web site, reeking of bad design or flatulence

Example: Been to www.standonguard.com? What a sorry site.

@sorta-burns:= Side burns of a teenager. not really there but kinda.

Example: My mom said I had to shave my sorta-burns. She said they looked silly. {Mom's always right X. Thanks for participating.}

@sortakinda:= Sort of--but not exactly.

Example: Q: Was your blind date decent? A: Sortakinda

@SOS:= Same Old Stuff.

Example: Aw, c'mon, let's do something different.

We've had the SOS three nights in a row.

@sota:= State Of The Art.

Example: You should see his gaming machine. Very cutting sota.

@sotship:= Folly. Stupidity.

Example: What a lot of sotship.

@soul patch:= The little tuft of hair just below the lower lip in men, esp. when alone,

with no goatee or beard. Also known as kid (baby goat).

Example: Soul patches look cool if you can work the look.

@soulrot:= Sarcastic term for anything that consistently distresses you emotionally

to the point that you become depressed and lifeless.

As a result, decaying self-confidence dips to sub-zero levels.

Example: Ex: This is the worst job e-v-e-r. I can't fix 2 years worth of somebody else's mistakes in 3 months

and my boss doesn't understand why. This job is giving me soulrot.

@sound byte:= A fragment of a digitally-saved sound.

Example: When you put a lot of sound bytes together, you have a sound bite.

@soup and biscuits:= Androgynous; possessing both female (soup) and male (biscuits) characteristics. Can be used either as a noun or an adjective.

Example: She's rather soup and biscuits.

@soup question:= A question that is concerned with facts that matter only to you, and doesn't go into anything personal (Finding Forrester)

Example: Why doesn't soup at my house ever get film on the top?

@soup sandwich:= Ssomething that is very, very wrong.

Example: That's screwed up like a soup sandwich.

@Sourdough:= An old, mean person.

Example: Don't pay any attention to Fred, he's a sourdough.

@souvenired:= Another word for casually picking something up that isn't yours and taking it with you to bring back fond memories.

Example: To friends:Have a look at this cool glass I souvenired from the pub.

@soybomb:= Someone who foolishly intrudes on the show--ineffectively, but memorably nonetheless.

From the Grammys when Bob Dylan was playing and a guy jumped on stage with no shirt and the word soybomb on his chest.

Dylan not so much as looked at the guy. Hehehehe.

Example: The freakin soybomb jumped up on stage and tried to sing.

@soysage:= Sausage made from soy products

Example: Mummy, do we have any soysage to go with these pancakes?

@soz:= Pronounced Saw-ze. To be sorry, someone who is emotionally unstable due to an act of bad will.

Example: Oh, my God! Are you ok? I'm soz, I didn't mean to run you over.

@space cadet:= Air-head, ditz. One who is in a state of constant forgetfulness, or loses track of time.

Typically a person who is spaced out.

Example: Where did I put my keys again? I'm a total space cadet. OR Jess, snap out of it. You're being a space cadet.

@space junk:= unwanted gifts that fill your shelves and cupboards

Example: Clair's attempt to find that red dress she wore to her year 12 formal was thwarted by space junk.

@space phone:= Q wireless telephone..

Example: Honey, where's the space phone?

@spacification:= The process of requiring total political correctness of a body or group of people,

regardless of repercussions of such behavior or in total disregard of consequences for

such behavior or conduct or speech.

Example: The spacification of readers of newspapers tends to water down social events and provides

for a left-leaning commentary of the everyman's belief structure and confusion of issues.

@spacker:= A person who spams and hacks.

Example: That person was arrested for spacking.

@spadger weasel:= Like a brown-noser but he's a guy who hits on his older female boss to get what he wants.

Example: That spadger weasel just got another raise.

@spah:= What you say when someone has said something unbelieveable.

Example: I'm sooo cool! Spah.

@spakla:= used when ended a conversation, usually by email. abbreviation of 'speak later'

Example: thanks then, spakla.

@spaldings:= To have a lot of guts or to be so crazy as to take extreme risks at times. {Sufficiently oblique, I think.}

Example: You've got to have spaldings to walk in some places late at night.

@spambled eggs:= Scrambled eggs with little chunks of fried spam in it.

Example: I had spambled eggs for breakfast and they were delicious.

@spammenot:= N. Something added to an e-mail address in order to prevent spammers from harvesting e-mails from sites. Usually a word or phrase in all caps inserted into a normal e-mail address.

Example: I decided to use a spammenot to cut down the e-mails I got to my hotmail account.

@spammish:= 1. The language of spam.