It was another lunchbag letdown.

@lunchbag:= Workplace term for a boring or unqualified executive recruit who needs to be taken to lunch or otherwise entertained as part of the interview process.

Example: HR said the new guy was cool, but halfway through my fries could I tell he was a lunchbag.

@lung butter:= The nastiness that you hack up in the morning shower after smoking a carton of cigarettes at the bars the night before.

Can also be used for productive cough.

Example: I started coughing and ended up horking up a hell of a lot of lung butter.

@lung cookie:= The mucous you cough up after a night of partying; has the texture and apperance of an oatmeal cookie

Example: Jesus, if you cough up a lung cookie into the sink at least rinse it down the drain.

@Lung Snacks:= Another word for cigarettes, since their like snacks for your lungs...

Example: e.g. I can't walk up a flight of stairs anymore.. better cut back on the lung snacks

@Lunger:= Large wad of spit.

Example: As in he choked up a big lunger.

@lunker:= An impressively large specimen. Generally associated with ice fishing.

Example: Carl, thats a real lunker you caught there.

@Lunky:= A cross between lanky (tall and ungainly) and unco (short for uncoordinated).

Example: Have you seen my older brother? He's terribly lunky.

@lunner:= The meal eaten in midafternoon that is a combination of a late lunch and and early dinner.

Analagous to brunch.

Example: That was a scrumptious lunner.

@luposlipophobia:= Fear of being chased by wolves around a freshly waxed kitchen floor, while wearing only socks on your feet.

Example: Matt wouldn't go to the kitchen without his shoes, because he suffered from luposlipophobia.

@lupper:= A combination of lunch and supper.

When you skip lunch because you are busy or out and about and then get ravenous and eat after

2Pm such a big meal that you aren't hungry again and so skip supper.

Example: I was so busy working I didn't have time for lunch but I ate a huge lupper at around 3:30.

@Lurgy:= Li-er-gh-ee. A mysterious and deep rooted illness generally affecting breathing, but given to any fictional disease that persists for more then a few days.

Example: I called in to work sick today, told them I had the lurgy.

@lurker:= A person who lurks.

Example: Look at that lurker in the corner.

@lurp:= Ramshackle

Example: The chair was somewhat lurp.

@lurvacious:= Said of an attractive, endearing, lovely person. Or of a desirable, delicious object.

Example: 1. Did you see that lurvacious doll at Burger King?

2. Oh, lurvacious pink glitter lipgloss. Gotta have it.

@lurve:= When you don't love someone because you can't or you like them way beyond like.

Example: Look at that guy-- I just lurve him.

@luser:= a play on words to mean looser, its looser and user combined, used by sysops.

Example: I delete all of that lusers data from the network server, he should have backed it up.

@lustify:= To extremely enjoy or like something.

Example: I lustify that movie, it was great

@Lustworthy:= Warranting lust; desirable.

Example: That is the most lustworthy woman I've seen all night.

@luzh:= Loves. I'm pretty sure I stole this from my sister, Lindsay.

Its usage is for talking to domestic animals originally.

It has since been generalized.

Example: Original use: Mama luzh ya!

Generalized use: I luzh this thing!

@lvoe:= Love.

Example: I kinda lvoe you.

@LWACs:= Losers without a cause. People with no sense of purpose or belonging.

Example: You submitted a word like that to the pseudodictionary? You are a true LWAC.

@lying and a half:= Lying so pathetically obviously that it's almost not worth discussing.

Example: He told you he got a new Porsche?! Ugh...he's lying and a half!

@Lynchian:= 1. Refering to the work of David Lynch.

2. Having a disturbing and unsettling quality as portrayed in works of David Lynch.

Example: 1. _Twin Peaks_ is a typical example of a Lynchian voyage into the unknown.

2. Check out that guy--he is just so Lycnhian...Let's cross the to the other sidewalk now.

@lynchian:= When a film or real life displays the characteristics of a David Lynch film: weird sex,

dwarves, and dream-reality.

Oddly, generally used to describe David Lynch films, but most effective when refelcting actuality.

Example: How was your trip to New York? It was...well, Lynchian.

@lysdexia:= Spelling something in a bass-ackwards way.

Example: Sorry, I must have lysdexia today. I can't spell aynthing.

@Lysdexic:= A person who is affected by dyslexia

Example: Durng my presentation to the board I kept mixing up my words, I must be Lysdexic.

@m'ain:= Variation of man.

Example: Hey, m'ain! Grab me a beer from the fridge.

@m'enh:= Either way, or whatever

Example: Person 1: Do you want to go to a movie or stay in?

Person 2: M'enh

@M$:= An alternative way of writing MS, which is short for Microsoft. Used by web message board posters who think that Microsoft might be money-driven.

Example: I can't believe how much M$ is charging for that software upgrade!

@m.a.c.h.o.:= an acronym for Male(s) Acting Childish, Hormonal (and) Obnoxious. used with a touch of sarcasim.

Example: random guy is picking on someone. observer: oh, how m.a.c.h.o.

@M.D.L:= Mutton dressed as lamb

Example: an older lady, usually divorced, dressing in fashions which are way too young for her.

@m:= am

Example: m silly , at times ;)

@Ma-sheen:= Pronounced like machine, this refers to someone who excessively drinks, smokes, and flirts.

A nickname given to Charlie Sheen in his heyday.

Example: Albert: Hey I saw Rich smoking a cigar, drinking a Guinness, and talking to this fine lady!

Paul: Yeah, he is a ma-sheen.

@MA!:= Word used when you want to say something bad but can't.

Example: Hey, Matt, let me go to your houseNo, my mom says you can't.MA!

@maal:= Seductive, sexy babe....in pathetic clothes, so not chic.

Example: Jennifer Lopez looked maal at the Oscars. That dress!

@mabel:= Or to pull a mabel. To do something ridiculous (like fall in public for no reason, spill food on yourself at a high-class restaurant) or say something extremely old-fashioned or uncool. {Mabel was my very cool aunt.}

Example: AB pulled a Mabel and dropped our Icees on the floor.

@Mac-thing:= The word that a PC Wintel-using HTML programming geek uses to try and disguise his sloppy non-cross-platform programming skills. Usually said with an air of indignance.

Example: Um, well, no - that table won't look right to you - it's a Mac-thing. Now, if you look at it on my PC...

@macadoodledandys:= fast food restaurant (mc donalds)

Example: Man I am starving,I would love a bit of macadoodledandys right now

@macca:= Similar to seed, one who is humourous, but in a disturbingly perverted way.

Example: Ian, you are a macca! Don't talk about my sister like that.

@maccas:= fast food restaurant - mcdonalds

Example: im famished, lets go to maccas.

@MacGuyver:= Completely unbelievable, such as making a tank out of a VW Bug with only a lighter and a Swiss Army knife.

originated in Philadelphia PA circa 1985

Example: Sorry, Chris, your story is just another MacGuyver.

@MacGyverize:= Ingenious--for inventions contrived in desperate situations (TV's MacGyver.)

Example: Our trip across Canada in our '62 Valiant required us to MacGyverize the broken fan belt several times.

@macho grande:= An event you have witnessed that you can never get over. From _Airplane II_ when the witness says to the attorney, No, I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande. Those wounds run...pretty deep.

-- From Airplane II

Example: Losing my leg in Vietnam was a macho grande.

@macho madness:= A very awesome time. Very, very cool.

Example: My party is gunna be macho madness.

@machos:= Nachos with extra chillis. Nachos... for MEN.

Example: Yeah, uh, popcorn, two hotdogs and machos, please.

@Macintosh:= A computer far mightier than any other known to man, this is recognised only by the incredibly clever and the extremly wealthy. Luckily they don't mind pointing out this to the not so fortunate or clever.

Example: An iBook is an example of a Macintosh.

@mack daddy:= the newest, hippist, coolest

Example: that car is the mack daddy!

@mack:= A term used to describe broadly any sexual experience.

Example: Betty Sue hasn't got her mack on in a long time.

@Mackenzie:= Someone who always blames someone for doing something she didn't do.

Example: I didn't didn't throw that paper ball. You always blame me. You're a Mackenzie.

@mackin':= Trying to get a member of the opposite sex.

Example: Look at Matt, he's mackin' on Jackie!

@mackin:= making out with

Example: i was mackin out with bob all night long.

@macrobian:= Someone who is eternally worried about grades below an A, to the point of nightmares.

The typical macrobian takes pure science, accelerated maths. and accounting (just in case).

Example: The macrobian sat crying, this was the lowest A+ she had ever received.

@Mad-Cell:= An abnormaly large amount on cellulite on one's back

Example: That girl's got mad-cell.

@mad:= A lot of, much of.

Example: That guy has mad skills on the mic.

@Madme:= The dullard in every work environment, self-proclaimed class joker who, frankly,