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@ahbagtorificahhh:= the noise you make when you step on to a a thumb tack with all of your weight

Example: ahbagtorificahhh! My foot!

@ahgt:= A dislike for all screwdrivers that aren’t clear

Example: That handyman has an ahgt.

@ahmunna, omminnuh:= A foreshortening or corruption of the phrase I am going to... Heard in everyday conversation many times a day, especially in northeastern cities.

Example: Ahmunna get some lunch. Ahmunna go straight home after work. Ahmunna go to the Pirates game Sattidy. Ahmunna start speaking clearly.

@Ahnpakatanakiwuzhiner:= Ahn-paak-ah-tah-nah-kee-woo-zhi-nehr.

A male child who is the middle child in a family of three children.

The child is usually eccentric but intelligent.

Example: Robert was an ahnpakatanakiwuzhiner. His older brother and younger sister were not as smart as he was.

@aight:= An acknowledgement.

Example: Aight, then let's go.

@airbiscuit:= Foul stench emitted as by-product of digestion

Example: Better hold your nose. I've just floated an airbiscuit your way.

@airdale:= U.S. Naval Term. Any naval crewman that either flies in naval aircraft, or,

even though ground or ship-based,

is directly assigned to one of the naval ratings (job categories) that support flying operations.

In common use in today’s U.S. Navy, the origin of the term is not clear,

though it obviously derives from the “air” aspect of flying.

It is one of three terms that very generally classifies a sailor into one of the three levels on which

the Navy operates and fights: below the sea (bubbleheads), on the sea (skimmers), and above the sea (airdales).

Example: One sailor speaking to another: “What does Jones do on the aircraft carrier?” “He’s an airdale.”

@aireolplabn:= What drunk people fly in.

Example: Uurrhh...time to get into the aireolplabn.

@airier:= Where there is more air.

Example: It's too stuffy in here. Let's go outside where it is airier.

@airish:= Of weather that is rather cool, but not cold.

Example: It's rather airish today, don't you think?

@airishable:= An adjective used, as far as I know, only by my wife's mother, to describe a sudden sensation of coolness or a quick drop in temperature. Almost always preceded by the adverb mite.

Example: I think I'll put my sweater on. It's getting a mite airishable all of a sudden.

@Ajasopunctualism:= Being beside the point.

Example: Random comments in a conversation are often ajasopunctualism.

@ajax:= An exceptionally attractive girl.

Example: Check out that girl, she's ajax.

@akalaitis:= Unpleasant term for a vague ailment, usually of the upper respiratory tract.

Example: I can't come out and play, my acute akalaitis is acting up again.

@aks:= Used by Bogan's to replace the word ask.

Example: It wasn't me, aks anyone!

@akshat:= 1. The holy rice applied on forehead of human on auspicious occassion in Hindus.

2. One who couldn't be hurt. Kshat in Hindi means who could be hurt (K remains silent.) and in Hindi when a is written before any word it means just opposite of that word.

Example: 1. Hey, apply akshat now.

2. He has got akshat body.

@Akward:= Ass backward

Example: Man you peopl are akward.

@Al-oholic:= A person who is addicted to Weird Al Yankovic.

Example: After hearing Weird Al's first album, I became an Al-oholic.

@alamak:= Slang for Oh my god! Asian style. Used when a friend makes a mistake so dumb that....

Example: Alamak! Wake up your ideas!

@alap:= Acronym for As Long As Possible.

Example: He had to take the abuse, threats, and taunts in order to keep the money flowing ALAP.

@albumnesia:= A mental condition whereby one loses all memory of what music to buy when entering a record store.

Example: I was about to get Pete's newest CD, but albumnesia set in the moment I got in the store.

@alchitude:= Al-ka-tude. The psudo-confidence or attitude one develops after a few alchoholic beverages.

Example: He's got alchitude.

@alcohoholic:= An accusation made by someone that is inebriated towards

someone else who is perceived to be more inebriated.

Example: In a slurred voice: Hey, Chris. You're an alcohoholic! (Followed by vomiting.)

@alcohol abuse:= The spilling, waste, or destruction of otherwise perfectly good booze. It only retains this meaning when said in jest and affection. Alcohol abuse usually occurs after someone has had enough to drink but can occur anytime.

Example: The beer fairy was bumped and dropped the entire tray of fresh brews. Everyone groaned to see so much alcohol abuse.

@alcoholique:= An alcoholic who drinks from the top shelf, preferably in martini glasses. Does not include top-shelf beers.

Example: Have you heard the rumour? Britney Spears is a bonafide alcoholique.

@aldoh:= although

Example: aldoh m old me still a prankster

@ale-adote:= The best cure for a hard day or week...an ale.

Example: It has been a real tough week. I think I need a an ale-adote tonight.

@aleeanated:= Having offended someone under the influence of beer.

Example: I really aleeanated Geoff the other day when I got smashed and commented on his mother's likeness to a mountain goat.

@aleoxide:= The vapor that forms when a bottle or can of beer is opened.

Example: The aleoxide represents the bouquet of the of the beer.

@aleticipation:= The anticipation of ale. Most intense immediately before quaffing the first pint on a Friday arvo.

Example: Its 4.30 on a friday, and I am overcome with aleticipation - give me the beer!

@alfie:= To ponder the meaning of your own existence.

Example: Her insomnia caused her to lay awake and alfie all night.

@algebras:= Phone number (digits). From The Jamie Foxx Show.

Example: That honey's cute. Slip her my algebras.

@algebratize:= To algebratize is to simplify a complicated mathematical result using algebra to make it more elegant (and more likely to match the answer in the back of the book and multiple choice answers on a standardized test, like the AP calculus exam).

Example: In calculus, when the result of a derivative uses both the quotient and chain rules, it is usually worth your time to algebratize the answer. The algebratization (noun variant) is much easier to check in the back of the book.

@Alice:= A generic name given to someone who is bothering you. Not limited to females.

Example: Hey, Alice, if you can't drive it, park it.

@alkisedated:= To be sedated by alcohol, passed out.

Example: I was alkisedated and woke up in a cow pasture only wearing one shoe.

@all about:= Used to show intense enthusiasm.

Example: Guys, I'm all about leaving. Yeah, well, I'm all about finishing my burger.

@all blown up:= To be paged a lot or called a lot on a cell phone.

Example: I've been all blown up today.

@all flurbudgeoned:= Agitated and confused.

Example: I got all flurbudgeoned when Mike unexpectedly asked me out.

@all kinds of _____:= Very much. Adjective or verb can go in blank. Redundant way to describe something if you're stupid.

Example: That movie was all kinds of stupid.

That double quarter pounder with cheese combo supersized with coke was all kinds of tasty.

@all kinds of:= Extremely.

Example: Your idea is all kinds of stupid.

@All Show, No Go:= A car that looks flashy, with an expensive paintjob, chrome running gear, blue shop lights stuck to the undercarriage, tinted windows, shiny 20-inch wheels, deck stripes, and a gold chain license plate frame--but still has an anemic 4 banger under the hood.

Example: Did you see that flashy little rice burner trying to race me? Ha, all show, no go!

@All squared away:= Have things all taken care of.

Example: Did you and Sam get things all squared away?

@all y'all:= More than two people

Example: Are all y'all going to the party?

@all your base are belong to us:= From the game Zero Wing for the Sega Genesis, the result of not enough money being spent on translation.

Used to indicate victory or general superiority over someone or something.

Has become enormously popular among internet geeks.

Example:

@all:= A shortened way of saying: All gone. All done. All over. Used in the Lancaster County area of PA.

Example: I have to go to the store, because the milk is all.

We can open the windows now that the rain is all.

The traffic was bad after the ball game was all.

@allatime:= All the time.

Example: He makes that face allatime when he's upset.

@alligator property:= Real estate terminology meaning a negative cash flow property

Example: That's a real alligator property--its payment is $200.00 more a month than the rental income.

@Alligator:= A person who makes allegations.

Example: There's been allegations made, and we need to find out who the alligator is.

@allner:= A partner who acts likes he owns everything; a former partner who now owns everything.

Example: His ex life-partner stole so much you could now call her an absent allner.

@alloneword:= Containing no spaces, as in an internet or email address.

Example: My email address is JohnSmith, alloneword, at AOL dot com.

@alloway:= hello

Example: allway how goes life y'all

@allugot:= All you have; everything.

Example: How much do you think this marriage will cost? Allugot.

@Ally McHurl:= Someone who has an eating disorder.

Example: I don't know why he asked her to dinner--she's an Ally McHurl.

@allymcbealing:= Talking to oneself aloud and having hallucinations.

Example: Oh, my Ggod, I'm allymcbealing!

@alphanerd:= Manager of Information Services, any IT professional from whom other IT workers take direction.

Geekish IT person who has been forced into management.

Example: A: What kind of IT resources will we need to implement this accounting policy?

B: I dunno. I'll need to fly it past the alphanerd.

@alponium:= The odor that wafts up after opening a can of dog or cat food.

Example: The moment I opened the can I was mobbed by dogs excited by the sudden release of alponium.

@alpopuck:= Empty dogfood dish being pushed across the floor by a hungry dog.

Example: Harvey could be heard pushing his alpopuck across the kitchen with hopes to find one last morsel of food.

@altaneor:= A place where strange things happen.

Example: In the altaneor of The Bermuda Triangle another ship has disappeared without a clue.

@altivious:= The word describes things that are stupid, idiotic, etc. Instead of saying something is gay you say it is altivious (that way it's PC and not hate speech).

Example: That movie sucked! becomes That movie was altivious!

@altonestrogen:= Uh.

Example: Well, altonestrogen, it really has been a hard day.

@altzheimer's:= A condition afflicting chronic hipsters who can no longer recall if they like something genuinely,

or ironically.

Example: As Ron stared in bewilderment at the hideous leather pants and retro Star Wars

sheets he had just purchased, he realized his Altzheimer's was advancing with terrifying speed.

@ALYWING:= acting like your working

Example: Stop ALYWING. I know better, Missy.

@alzphoners disease:= the disease that occurs when someone constantly says 'Ill Call Ya Tonite and never does

Example: My man has the worst case of alzphoners disease Ive ever seen

@Amadeus:= Describes a person or attitude which is musically inclined.

Example: Wow listen to him play! He's gettin' all Amadeus over there.

@amahyeud:= A fnerry person who likes to laugh a lot.

Example: Stop it, you amahyeud! You're laughing like crazy.

@Amasnic:= Pronounced with a hard 's': an adjective to describe something that is amazing, orgasmic, and fantastic.

Example: That slice of pie was completely amasnic.

@amazoness:= Amazon + -ess, the feminine suffix. One of a fabulous race of female warriors in Scythia who is a female; as opposed to one of a fabulous race of female warriors in Scythia who is a male.

Example: In English language, the term Amazon is feminine. The suffix -ess is also feminine. Thus, the invented word Amazoness is a redundancy.

@Ambeyonce:= Ambience + Beyonce (Knowles, member of Destiny's Child) = Ambeyonce.

The enhancement of one's environment by the addition of music performed by the group Destiny's Child.

Example: Girl, turn up 'Bootylicious.' We need some ambeyonce up in here

@Ambiamerican:= American who has double nationalities, but both must be North American or South American.

Example: He is from Mexico but he is also American, so he is Ambiamerican.

@Ambiamourous, ambiamorous:= Loving two people at the same time.

Example: I can't choose between Harvey or Stanley. I'm totally ambiamourous.

@ambidexnoxious:= The ability to tick people off left and right.

Example: Most politicians are ambidexnoxious.

@ambidextrilonomous:= The ability to fight with two swords, one in each hand.

Example: The ambidextrilonomous warrior stood before his enemy....

@Ambidextrousnessnossity:= This word means the amount that a person is ambidextrous. developed during a game of DnD

Example: He has a very high ambidextrousnessnossity

@ambidiguous:= The ability to use both hands for either meaning.

Example: The trouble with understanding her is that she's ambidiguous. I didn't know which hand to believe.

@ambigusexual:= Of undetermined sexual orientation.

Example: Is he gay? I don't know. He's being ambigusexual.

@ambimoustrous:= Equally adept at using a computer's mouse with either hand - often in reaction to early-onset RSI.

Example: Oh, Paul's mouse is always on the wrong side of the PC - he's not a leftie though, he's ambimoustrous.

@ambipodius:= Ability to stick either foot in your mouth.

Example: Did you know I'm ambipodius?

@ambipodrous:= Able to use either foot equally to kick a ball.

Example: The goallie never knows which foot he will kick with because he is ambipodrous.

@ambisexterous:= Can go either way.

Example: Sam had sex with Cindy this morning and Matthew this afternoon.

@ambisinistrous:= The opposite of ambidextrous; defined as the quality of being a klutz with either hand.

Example: You're ambisinistrous, aren't you? See if you can screw it up righthanded.

@ambiturner:= One who can turn both left and right. From the film _Zoolander_, screenplay by Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson.

Example: Derek Zoolander, I'm not an ambiturner.

@ambivaliant:= Brave in the face of the unexpected.

Example: The ambivaliant scout leader found a cave for his troop when the storm begun.

@ambivasexual:= Ambivalent toward sex. Often happens near the end of a relationship.

Example: My heart just isn't into it. I'm feeling abivasexual toward him.

@ambivextrous:= Used to describe someone who is going to be annoyed no matter what you do.

Example: Oh, don't waste your time trying to figure out what'll make her happy--she's ambivextrous.

@ambulanche:= Ambulance avalanche. An onslaught of emergency vehicles in full siren mode that appear out of nowhere, usually resulting in your missing a turn or taking the wrong exit on the freeway.

Example: Sorry I'm late, but I was caught in an ambulanche and ended up on the Jersey Turnpike.

@Amersham:= 1. The sneeze that doesn't quite come. 2. A rather sweet town in the UK.

Example: A:AAAAaaaaaaa... B: That was one hell of an amersham.

@Amiland:= German nickname for the USA.

Example: Next summer holidays, I'll go to Amiland.

@Amish ass-crack of dawn:= Early morning hours, before 9 am.

Example: Why do I have a 9 o'clock class? I have to get up at the Amish ass-crack of dawn.

@amma:= I am going to. Sometimes spelled I'm a.

Example: Amma be finished with my SATs around noon.

@amn't:= A compound word meaning am not.

When you want to use proper English don't use aren't. You wouldn't use are not, would you?

Example: I amn't going to the store right now, maybe later.

@amn't:= Am not.

Example: I amn't interested.

@amoeba bill:= In romantic relationships, a person who is emotionally unavailable to you (within mere days) but is always open to romantic opportunities with others.

Example: Eustace courted Raven with ardency until two days later when he met Brigitte. He then proceeded to appall Raven with his passionate compliments about Brigitte. What an amoeba bill.

@amonet:= From the movie Clueless. A person who is good-looking from far away, but up close....

Example: I thought that girl over there was a babe at first, but she turned out to be a full amonet.

@amorroneous:= From amor and erroneous...the wrong time for romance

Example: Don't be amorroneous; we're

in public.

@ampedified:= Modified to look better than the real thing. An image improved with Photoshop.

Example: I don't believe that's what he looks like. I am sure those pictures were ampedified.

@amsterdamaged:= To return from a trip from Amsterdam not completely intact.

To be hung over or not fully recovered from partying too hard.

Example: Man, was we amsterdamaged after last night.

@AMT:= Actress-Model Type. A pervasive class of people that are best identified

immediately and dealt with accordingly.

Example: I haven't heard from Pete in days because he's seeing some AMT.

@amtrak:= To lose your train of thought; to forget what you're saying in the middle of a ....

Example: I amtraked in class today.

I was explaining Einstein's Theory of Relativity

and right as I said E=mc, I completely forgot what I was saying.

@amuseal:= Combination of amusement and perusal. Something that one examines or reads that also provides entertainment.

Example: Attached is a PDF for your amuseal.

@amuzimatistical:= amazing

Example: That track by method man was straight up amuzimatistical.

@Amway Christian:= A fundamentalist Christian who has forgotten the original message of Jesus Christ--to help the less fortunate.

Amway Christians subvert the message to instead become a celebration of how rich Jesus has made them.

Socially conservative Christians who utilize multi-level marketing, akin to Amway Corporation, combining Christianity and capitalism without seeing the contradiction.

Example: The Alliance Church parking lot is full of Mercedes and Lexuses.

The Amway Christians must be having their bible study meeting.

@an' so:= Used at the end of a sentence, usually when asking a question.

Example: Let's go down by the lake, an' so?

@an emotional chiropractor:= A mother. I once sent my mother a Mother's Day card that said Happy Day, You Mother.

She never commented about it, but I don't believe she liked it or thought is was funny.

Example: Mom's an emotional chiropractor, better than any psychriatrist or psychologist could possibly be. Sit up straight. Eat your biscuits and gravy; they'll stick to your ribs. Stand up for yourself. Don't be a spineless jellyfish. Show them you have some backbone. Happy Mother's Day, Mom.

@analjeeezic:= A sportsrub that is shockingly too cold, or too hot.

Example: Warn me first. Is it analjeeezic?

@Analog:= Outdated or old-fashioned. Opposite of digital.

Example: Using a paper day planner is analog, so I prefer my pocket computer.

@anarchaholic:= An alcoholic whose method of rationalization involves an indictment of governmental

bodies and the capitalist economic system.

Example: Larry's anarchaholic tendencies irritated even the most open and tolerant of the squatters.

@anarchitecture:= Anarchic architecture, creative destruction. A city with no planning and with no respect for construction standards.

Example: Frank Lloyd Wright must have thought New York City to be a great example of anarchitecture. Asked what could be done with the city, he suggested dropping an atomic bomb on it.

@anarcho-fascism:= The theory that an anarchic society, having no infringements, can and should be brought about through a harsh authoritarian state. It is believed that since the people don't come to this freedom on their own, it must be imposed on them.

Example: When Mr. X rose to power, he created a society based on anarcho-fascism.

@ancaster:= A person who, whether in a church or any other gathering, when the crowd is asked to say something in unison, is always a syllable and a half behind everyone else.

Example: Teacher: Good Morning, class

Class: Good morning, teacher

Ancaster: -eacher

Teacher: How are you today?

Class: Fine thanks, how are you?

Ancaster: -are you?

@anchovy:= A young female age 13-25 who has no class. Girls who act stupid and criticize others for doing the same.

Example: Check out that anchovy in the mini-skrit, she's sitting with her legs open.

@and baby Jesus cried:= Used after an intense series of words leading up to or describing a period of deep sorrow.

Example: I crashed my car, I failed the test, I forgot her birthday...and baby Jesus cried.

@andor:= substitute for and/or

Example: we eat andor drink

@andreened:= To end up with the short stick as a matter of bad luck. To find oneself in a position of compromise soley imposed by circumstances either ridiculous or beyond one's control.

Example: ie...Have you seen Frank's wife since she had the baby, what hog......he sure got andreened.

@andybonics:= Nonsense word used during a speech when the speaker is at a loss for words or is off script.

Example: Clinton resorted to andybonics when he lost his place during a speech.

@aneurhythmic:= Something so good, rhythmic, or obscure it nearly gives you an aneurysm trying to comprehend it.

Example: Whoa! That Nirvana song is aneurhythmic.

@aneurism:= Freaking out.

Example: Some water spills on your friend and she starts freaking out. Don't have an aneurism, it's just water.

@angels rubbing my eyes:= I'm feeling really tired. Especially after a night of drinking.

Example: Eerugh, my stomach hurts and I've got angels rubbing my eyes.

@Angrifying:= To make angry.

Example: Grrrowl! That no carrying backpacks around school rule is really angrifying.

@Angro:= Angry + aggravated, similar to aggro.

Example: Joe wouldn't always be so angro if he'd stop taking steriods.

@angrulo:= Angry, frustrated, annoyed, hot-tempered.

Example: Did you hear him yell? He was one angrulo guy.

@Angry-la:= Angry-la: a place either in your mind or in a community where either a state of anger persists (as in the mind) or where anger exists collectively within a community.

Example: No matter how pleasantle he's treated, he always behaves, reacts, or replies like a resident of Angry-la.

@Angry Bogan:= A discontented and disillusioned individual, angry at the world, with a penchant for wearing flannel.

Example: Hey AJ, did you see that Angry Bogan in the Torana with the Jim Beam sticker on the back?

@anguloravehorribilis:= Being caught in the corner by the most boring person at a party.

Example: Look. Patrick just got anguloravehorribilised by Chris.

@angus:= To become very angry and possibly hurt someone

Example: Q: So what happened then? A: I just started to get all angus and had to leave before I slapped him upside the head.

@animalification:= A literary device. Used when attributing animal characteristic to something which is clearly

not an animal--similar to personification.

Example: The author made great use of animalification in his novel.

@anime-hair:= Extreme case of bed head in which hair defies gravity and all known normal shape,

similar to anime cartoon characters.

Example: Stan woke up again with anime hair and headed for the shower immediately.

@AniMe:= An image of a person done up to look like a character from an anime film, usually flattering.

Example: Suzie's wicked blog featured flashing gifs, brave use of bright green and best of all, a customised AniMe that highlighted her killer bod.

@animousity:= vigorously clicking your pointer device because a page is loading too slowly.

Example:

@Animutation:= An animation of some kind thats gone beyond the realm of normalcy. Animutations normally are visuals to crazy japanese songs that are intentionally rough around the edges.

Example: This animutation features Colin machrie as Batman

@aning:= To be anally retentive.

Example: Bob spent hours aning over the code in his webpage.

@anjalistic:= Innocent; trusts everybody, at times unassumingly.

Example: The girl anjalistically talked to the man, who was years older than her, unaware of his flirting with her.

@ANKLE - SPANKLES:= HIGH WATERS. PANTS TOO SHORT FOR YOUR LEGS. AKA FLOODS.

Example:

@ankle biter:= Someone of little account, who criticizes others who are much better than she is. Like a little dog that barks and jumps around, trying to bite people's ankles.

Example: That guy who said you could never do the job is just an ankle biter.

@ankle napkins:= Your socks, when you need to wipe your hands and you don't have anything else to wipe them on.

Example: John: (after sneezing into hands) Do you have any tissues?

Beth: No, I'm out.

John: Guess I'll use my ankle napkins.

@ankle:= To be of exceptionally low standing, approximately three feet below an asshole.

Example: No, Chris's definitely lower than an asshole, more like an ankle.

@anklebiter:= Short people.

Example: Look at the anklebiter over there.

@ankles:= may be used in place of swell.

Example: How was your day? Just ankles, thanks!

@annat:= And that. Used by ferals to complete a sentence that encompasses more than the speakers'