2. Can you dut the car? My hands are full.

@dutch:= Attractive. Also Dutchess or Grand Dutchess.

Example: Yo, that chick was dutch!

Yes, I agree, she was a Grand Dutchess.

@dwasshole:= A driver who does not wave at you when you drive by each other. You can be a dwasshole only in rural areas where passing someone is infrequent and you always wave to oncoming cars. If the non-waver is not a local, or is from the city, or is a tourist, she is not a dwasshole because she doesn't know any better.

Example: There is a really stubborn local guy I've seen who must be a dwasshole. He doesn't have the kindness

to greet locals, not even a wave from his car when he drives by you.

@DWAStard:= Derogatory term for a member of the Doctor Who Appreciation Society.

Example: The convention was okay, except it was full of DWAStards

@dwaver:= A driver who waves at you when she passes in the opposite direction. In rural areas where passing someone is infrequent, it is considered rude if she doesn't. You assume the driver must be a tourist, city person, or non-local. If not, see dwasshole.

Example: You are much more likely to encounter a dwaver in the country than in the city.

@dweebweeder:= Use only when nerd, geek, dweeb, and dork just don't cut it.

For those whose pocket protector affinity just can't be expressed with the words your teachers taught you.

Example: Did you see the test scores? Adam was the only one who got 100%. That dweebweeder makes the rest of us look bad.

@Dweezil:= To name one's child inappropriately, usually referring to rock musicians.

From Dweezil and Moon Unit Zappa, the children of Frank. See also Rolan Bolan and Zowie Bowie.

Example: It's such a cute child, don't Dweezil it!

@dwelve:= To dwell and delve into

Example: They don't dwelve too much on the subject of empathy, do they?

@Dwidly:= A name for any object, particularly when you can't think of the actual name of the object.

Example: Hand me that dwidly over there. Where'd my dwidly go?

We'll have to get her some dwidlies to go with her new coloring books.

@dwim:= Do what I mean.

a command in computing used when you wish your code to function as you would expect, rather than as you have written

Example: I need to use the dwim command here.

@dwin:= Gorgeous, handsome, sexy, god-like, attractive.

Example: Girl sees a boy she finds attractive: Mmm...mmm...mmm... He sure is dwin.

@dwinmetry:= Perfect physique, perfectly symmetrical. (See dwin.)

Example: He works out for an hour five times a week. You don't see that kind of dwinmetry very often.

@dylsexic:= A word that you use to after you say something backwards.

Example: I'm sorry, I'm dylsexic.

@dymantic:= Dynamic, romantic, sexy, bombshell, and otherwise utterly gorgeous.

Example: Oh, that dress is so dymantic! OR I'm feeling absolutely dymantic today.

@dynamassage:= Vigorous health facilitating massage therapy developed by yours truly.

Example: I don't give regular massages. I give relaxing, rejuvenating dynamassages.

@dynamicity:= Stellar fabulousness.

Example: We were awed by Stella's dynamicity as she glided through the club.

@dynamictivity:= Used to describe how something could use some or additional dynamic features.

Example: Your site could use a bit more dynamictivity.

@dyno:= Rockclimbing move where you leap from the wall to get a higher hold without using your feet.

Example: That was a sick dyno, Jess.

@dysaudia:= The unfortunate tendency to hear things as the or as a twist of their intended message.

Example: When an employee says I've got three weeks recuperative therapy before I can work the floor, the supervisor hears Three days to recuperate and I'll take my three weeks leave now, please

@dysfronifat:= To feel as though you and your family are suffering from a disease found only in chickens.

Example: I dysfronifat, doctor.

@dyslaphsia:= the notion that one's own jokes are funny

Example:

@dyslex:= Verb, back-formation of noun dyslexia. To switch the order of items accidentally.

Example: Sorry I'm late. I dyslexed your address and wrote down 12 West 14th Street instead of 14 West 12th Street.

@dyslumina:= The light-switch equivalent of dyslexia.

Example: Since Kat invariably reaches for the wrong light switch, she suffers from dyslumina.

@dysluminaxy:= A guy who suffers from dyslumina --which see.

Example: Since Tom invariably reaches for the wrong light switch, he is a dysluminaxy.

@dysphonia:= A behaviorial condition marked by the inability to use a telephone properly. In advanced cases, sufferers are unable to use the telephone at all.

Example: He told me he'd call but he didn't-- an obvious case of dysphonia

@dystypia:= Typing equivalent of dylexia. Getting the letters in the wrong order, usually committed by two-fingered typists.

Example: For the umpteenth time, I slipped into dystypia, typing teh instead of the.

@dzzzz:= What? Used when not paying attention.

Example: A. HR, did you take those CDs? HR. Dzzzz?

@e-:= Prefix used to describe anything related to the Internet.

Example: My e-girlfriend sent me an e-mail about our e-commerce project.

@e-anticiparcellation:= Anticipation of electronic mail.

Example: His e-anticiparcellation caused him to want to check his email every 10 minutes.

@e-appreparcelhensive:= Apprehensiveness that electronic mail may contain a virus.

Example: He was e-appreparcelhensive of email attachments the week after his hard-drive crashed.

@e-back:= Write back, in an email.

Example: Please e-back to let me know what you think.

@e-bitch:= To send a complaint to a company's web site, via the contact us button.

Not important enough to generate actual paper mail--that would require substantial effort:

envelope, stamps, post office, etc.

Example: The product delivered was inferior to what was advertised, so I e-bitched to their web site.

@e-buse:= Computer dependence, internet over-use.

Example: I've been online for days, so I'm committing internet e-buse.

@e-communicado:= A self-imposed restriction that all communication with you must be e-mail only. (Cf. incommunicado.) Useful at work when you need large blocks of uninterrupted time. E-mail allows you to schedule your interaction rather than someone else.

(Often indicated by a sign on your office door.)

Example: I've got tons of stuff to catch up on, so I'll be e-communicado for the rest of the day.

@e-conomy:= The Internet economy, like the regular economy, only on the web.

Example: I'm going to buy the

e-conomy size site hosting package.

@e-ddress:= Coined 4 years ago (confirmed with Michael Quinion, World Wide Words,) this is the proper spelling of address with the substitution of the e- to denote electronic address or e-mail address.

Example: Here's my e-ddress. Drop me an e-mail tomorrow.

@e-hole:= Someone who talks about nothing but the internet and has no concept of much else.

Example: The swarm of people who moved to the San Francisco area over the past few years are mostly e-holes.

@e-lliterate:= Showing, or marked by a lack of computer sophistication.

Example: What do you mean you don't have an e-mail address, are you e-lliterate?

@e-maize:= Internet corn.

Example: Wow! Look at the field of e-maize.

@e-maize:= noun: the complexity of the internet.

Example: I was bewildered by the web's e-maize!

@e-maul:= To chastise or denigrate through e-mail.

Example: Sandy, disappointed by Paul's absence from the party, chose not to call him,

but instead chose to e-maul him severely.

@e-metics:= The sickening and systematic habit of prefacing words with e- to indicate internet activity;

often used by lazy sub-e-ditors.

Ian, Scotland

Example: Avoid e-metics in your pd submittals to improve your chances of your word's being added.

@e-pistolary:= 1. Of, relating to, or suitable to an e-mail.

2. Contained in or carried on by e-mail.

3. Written in the form of a series of letters .

Example: Janice has been having an e-pistolary relationship with her boyfriend.

@e-quip:= To send or receive little jokes by e-mail

Example: I have e-quipped myself by reading my mail today. I am now properly e-quipped.

@e-scetic:= A person who lives a monastic life on the internet.

Example: Although he's addicted to newsgroup prOn, he's basically an e-scetic.

@e-shaft:= To ignore someone's email. To not reply.

Example: I'm bored at work today, so please don't give me the e-shaft. OR

I've emailed her 3 times this week, and she keeps e-shafting me.

@e-tard:= Someone having no knowlege pertaining to computers or the internet.

Example: Don't be an e-tard, just click on the file menu.

@e-tether:= Any electronic communication device--especially if the user responds to it to the exclusion of other people in her company.

Example: John was expecting a page, so he kept checking his e-tether during the funeral.

@E-trail:= A string of at least four exchanged Email messages that roughly equal a face-to-face meeting.

Example: Bob and I have discussed the problem and I've attached the E-trail so you can see the history.

@e-tude:= Have having a poor, snotty, or rebellious attitude during email communication.

Example: Why are you arguing with me? Lose the e-tude, please.

@E-ulogy:= a report of a dot.com going under

Example: bogussite.com 404ing? Of course it is. Didn't you read the E-ulogy?

@e-vandalize:= To spread a false gospel; the opposite of evangelize (to spread the gospel).

Example: The preacher came to e-vandalize the community, to spread a false gospel.

@e=mc^2 trump card:= When a lame TV show or cartoon wants to show that someone is intelligent, it will play the e=mc^2 trump card. That is, have that character repeat the famous equation parrot-fashion with no thought to context.

Example: I can't believe Tiny Toons Adventures just played the the e=mc^2 trump card.

@earbud:= A cotton bud or Q-tip, when used for cleaning ears. (Not recommended for health reasons)

Example: Have you got an earbud? My ears are full of wax.

@earlate:= earlate:(pronounced ur, not ear) Between the hours of Midnight and 4am. To late at night to be early, and to early in the morning to be late.

Example: 2:30 am? Dang, it's earlate!

@early-o'clock:= Extremely early, too early to even specify an actual time. Much like zero-two-early, but in a civilian way.

Example: I have to get up at early-o'clock in the morning for work this week.

@Earsle:= Ear.

Example: Ben Stiller didn't have earmuffs on his earsle in _There's Something About Mary_.

@earthy-crunchy:= A person or thing with hippie or tree-hugging tendencies; someone stuck in the 60s.