- •Interjections from verbs. Used extensively at one time by Amanda Quan of Seattle, wa.
- •It could easily be worse.
- •It was agrobabble to me.
- •Vocabulary will allow her to express.
- •2. More beautiful things could take place in society if antiprostyle would be abandonnated.
- •It is known that expletives and terms of endearment very commonly have four letters,
- •2. Isuggested doing xyz and she got all arsey about it.
- •Invented by Isaac Asimov, but now generally accepted.
- •In response to a question asked, he simply replied with all seriousness, Bread.
- •I woke up this morning with a real atom splitter.
- •2. Oh, my bagels.
- •2. A strip club or a Hooter's restaurant.
- •It was originally derived from people trying to say the word pussy as distorted as humanly possible,
- •2. That night, Garrett went banshing around in the fields behind his house. His car got stuck.
- •2. (N) a non sequitur. (V) To barbecue is to produce a non sequitur orally or in writing.
- •2. Alice: Look! I've got tapeworms!
- •I'm having a Barry
- •It's the name you use when things are getting weird and you need to be someone else.
- •I don't know what I'd have done if I'd seen that psycho again.
- •I don't know what beast of burden has me thinking this way?
- •I was the designated driver when we left the beer garden last night, because I was the only one drinking soda.
- •2. Related to the nationally syndicated radio show Coast to Coast am
- •2. I don't know.
- •I'm mighty bent. Some guy just hit my car door with his. Can you believe that?
- •Ive got big love for him/her
- •2. He was standing right over him and went, bip!
- •Itself when someone scratches its blibula.
- •I was going for a 360, and blough!, right on my head.
- •Is a clear effort of the part of the cia to minimize blowback.
- •It'll probably break down after 10 miles.
- •I realised he was a true bombilogophile.
- •2. Super slam dunk.
- •2. Boosah! (When you've just whipped someone in Mortal Kombat 4, usually in combination with a hand gesture of your choice.)
- •I must seek another boring task just to break the monotony.
- •Immortalized one particularly altered college evening by Mr. Mike Greene.
- •2. Check that roly poly out, he's mega buggin.
- •2. Game played at long meetings likely to be larded with buzzwords.
- •Incredible plan falls apart because you goofed up on something stupid.
- •Voodoo: Bzoing?
- •If you are a true Camperoo, you are at all times itchy to be out of town, tent in tow,
- •I carealess.
- •It also has turned into the kids getting out of school, as catkids
- •If entering one of these areas, say goodbye to your wallet and mobile phone.
- •It gave me the chobeez just thinking about how she would be able to help me further
- •It is a mix between the two holidays, so the everybody is a winner.
- •I use it when I agree or disagree with my friends.
- •It was a case of circumstantial intelligence.
- •2. The vet had to fix the closature of the dog's eye.
- •Individual with access to information) with the intention of recruiting
- •I decided to become a commode commando and used the men’s instead.
- •In it he says Cornbread.... Ain't nothin' wrong with that.
- •If it weren't for the corpsetrunk, Sheila would be 100 percent babe.
- •It's crapola coming your way.
- •Is extraordinarily disasterous or dull.
- •I'm gonna need an umbrella for that Crayola storm.
- •If my dad had a 17-year cultural latency, I'd die.
- •I'm not fat, if that's what you mean...You need a running start to hug her.
- •I have to take a shower and defunkify from my day working in the garden.
- •I need it to mail this poster to my friend.
- •In response to a perceived insult or as a childish retort.
- •It's half past nine.
- •I've heard lots of good jam bands, but Phish is truly the diggidy-swizz!
- •I mean, you either love his music or it drives you mad.
- •If you think the police won't catch you then, you're a bloody dilbry.
- •It's got a clear case of disco leg.
- •It was only when the wine exploded an hour later that I remembered.
- •2. A system or theory that advocates the elimination of a private life,
- •It is neither tied to a holiday nor to a milestone of the company.
- •I mean, she was so beautiful, I wanted to double klick her lips--like, right now.
- •2. Men who don’t shake off the last drop well enough.
- •2. She said that she doesn't grind at clubs and you walked away? Ethan, you're so dumb. That, in all likelihood, means that she grinds at her place.
- •2. Can you dut the car? My hands are full.
- •In humans, often marked by an abject lack of bathing habits,
- •2: Eat Cheeks.
- •It means to be human.
- •Instead of a musical reference, you get eeEeeeeeeeeeeeee--done in a wavering, silly, and sarcastic voice.
- •2. To hit or slap with something representing a tail.
- •2. Someone who will do anything to get as much email as possible. Zzqqyt@yahoo.Com
- •Very rare to find, because many die in their youth.
- •2. You better enron that chick's phone number before your girlfriend sees it.
- •It fools the listener into thinking that her last comment was appreciated and approved of before, a
- •I don't know why this word isn't in a normal dictionary, it seems so useful.
- •I can't hang with you anymore. You're so funny I have bruises from my fallalotsy.
- •In which a tiny woman pretended to be a schoolboy. Still widely used in the uk.
- •I was just leaving.
- •I got home from school, and was too faschnickered to do anything
- •It is a derivative of hottie bombalottie and phat.
- •Involves fast extensions of the limbs, often accompanied by punching noises,
- •It comes from a joke How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? How many? Fish.
- •It works like thingamabob or hoogiewhatsis.
- •2. Can also be used to describe the fat on an overweight person.
- •I had to foist that onto my girlfriend.
- •I have such fontrum for her.
- •Its nature and likely origin
- •I have been forcerized into writing this definition.
- •It's the static that makes the noise and holds the items together--especially wool from polyester.
- •In wide use in southeastern Bay Area.
- •2. To screw up in a particularly convoluted or elegant manner.
- •2. Fear of being hit very hard in the arm; frogged.
- •It was later determined that the last lyric was supposed to be fucking up the Man, but it appeared the tape recording machine used that day, or maybe the piece of media, was fucking up the math.
- •I believe this is a very loose translation of the dictionary definitions for foolish talk, humorous old man.
- •If something is bad
- •2. Wave Rally really ganks. The screenshots looked cool, but the game plays horribly.
- •In the feline world, the cats who are generally considered the snobbiest and rudest of all are those who speak chatois.
- •It was generational dissonance that kept him from seeing that it would clearly have the same sad
- •2. He got red with me when I told him to find somebody else to work this weekend.
- •I was entertained by this for quite an inappropriatly long time... Not in front of her, of course...
- •I'll finish the quarterly report after I'm done with this game of Tetris.
- •It is intended as an affectionate term; an undaunted local hero facing an adverse and ignorant situation.
- •2. An unknown booger-ish thing on you.
- •In this context it means really nifty, really cool.
- •2:What the goob? Awww, goob!
- •Impressively, even the tea at Ramon's is greasy.
- •I don't want them all over the car.
- •It refers to the imagined belief that the automobile is powered by small rodents running
- •2. Amusement taken from looking at the naked torso of an aging gent
- •It is used for groups or individuals. Adds pizazz to a conversation, I think.
- •I guess it wasn't meant to be.
- •2. To make a sequel to a successful film while disregarding quality and taste.
- •X: Then Bill told that story about the speeding ticket again. Y: Again? Honk shoe.
- •It can be sad (hoorJ...) or overly exciting (HoOoORj!).
- •I think I feel a hygenic trifecta coming on. Bert. No way. Jeez, she must be really important to you.
- •1960S uk slang, used in interviews by The Small Faces, who later went on to pen Itchycoo Park.
- •It means what it describes: definitely there is some intelligence in a stupid person.
- •I stared at him incredulously.
- •Via a swift smack or calculated drop (see percussive maintenance).
- •I'm too busy to watch tv, so I'm invidiate.
- •Irregardless of your feelings.
- •2. That ischnot the right answer.
- •It is a third person singular gender-neutral pronoun.
- •I really hope George Lucas doesn't jarjar up his next Star Wars movie.
- •2. The thrill a Jew feels upon finding other cool thingss about Jews in the public eye.
- •2: A small machine for mathematical jubberlations--jubberlating machine.
- •Implies the notion that the subject is now ready to to go out,
- •I'm not surprised I broke my arm; I've still got some bad juju from that time I hacked pseudodictionary.Com.
- •I've got horrible junioritis.
- •2. Groceries, in general. As in, I am going to go to the store to buy more junts.
- •It has to be this word
- •2. Look what Joe's wearing. Keppo!
- •2. Replacement term for a curse word where it's not appropriate...Usu. In surprise
- •I can see why and how it changed, but have never been able to confirm it. [Didn't the vaudevillians spell it keester or keister?]
- •It is used in Singapore English and has its roots in Hokkien,
- •It is truly a disservice to the free flow of infotainment.
- •It refers to the sinister type of rubbish which simply builds up without any human intervention.
- •It was a good display of knotsmanship, though.
- •In place of proper 'net English, a terrible need to prove oneself, and many other annoying habits that only script kiddies and l33t h4x0r boys (and girls) have.
- •2. We waited for Maria for an hour--she's such a lagger.
- •2. He'll never make it, he's way too lastel.
- •If he's not left, he's sure wearing his hat. Must have come in from Vinita.
- •It was a real Lennon moment.
- •It just came in about five or ten words early.]
- •It was her favourite job yet, but the company shut down within
- •2. The act of wandering through links.
- •It was another lunchbag letdown.
- •2Pm such a big meal that you aren't hungry again and so skip supper.
- •2. Oh, lurvacious pink glitter lipgloss. Gotta have it.
- •Is anything but a natural in the role.
- •I'm so magrivated!
- •I'll have to beg for her forgiveness.
- •If only he'd worn his socks!
- •I had a date last night, but the guy was so marlon blando, I hope I never see him again
- •2. Well, you know you can just stick that in a McDonald's.
- •I don't want to go through all the work of putting up resumes and finding something real.
- •Very common among college students and bar patrons.
- •In men it usually applies to the head, in women it is also sometimes applied to the chest.
- •In three part harmony--most impressive.
- •2. Sometimes when you're sick, you have to have a mew.
- •Instead, one must turn right, and then do a u-turn through the median to turn left.
- •V. To incorrectly spell a word, often resulting in humor.
- •In anticipation of a parental visit.
- •2. Didja' see the pizza guy? That mongloid could barely fit through the door. (Less of the meathead sense here. The pizza guy's a lot less likely to be acting like a jerk.)
- •I was teasing Phil's cat; which was funny until it went monkey on my face.
- •It's time to moon the dog! Let's go!
- •2. Chris is blatantly multi-ing.
- •I can eat lunch, finish my history paper, surf the net, talk on the phone,
- •2. Of, or pertaining to the physical, emotional and psychological characteristics of Jake from the New Zealand Maori movie, _Once Were Warriors_.
- •I didn't even eat anything with mustard on it today. How'd it get there!?
- •5. The phrase used by a female to thwart a male's advances.
- •I used to see those Naders with the bumper stickers upside down...
- •I got such a bad case of narapoia, that I kept going past my house until it was safe.
- •Is edited in a patch it, (the exploit) is said to be nerfed.
- •It comes from new vidiot as well as from the name of the company nVidia.
- •If you get two strikes and on the third you leave one pin standing you are one shy of a turkey
- •2. My new hairstyle is a joy--it's onphacupable.
- •It's a funny word and good for making excuses.
- •It is a particle beam emitted from the female's forehead with the force of 99 gazillion
- •2. Someone who has become a fan of Ozzy, especially after not being very familiar with him.
- •2) Lara and I painted the town red last night. I've never had so much fun before.
- •2) If the snow is too soft on the snowman, pank it down some more to make it harder.
- •I just looked at the tosser and yelled pants.
- •I'll have to change my password, but won't use it enough to remember it.
- •It is shorter than typing peace easy.
- •2. Some of the beaches in Florida are filled with peach cobblers.
- •2. As people in general.
- •I was going to send you the damn check but...This damn pentropy....
- •It tries to send the last of the water through to brew.
- •2. Adj. Expression of a confused state.
- •2: The cab you get into because you are too drunk to drive.
- •I wish he just dropped dead on the spot! Not only was he rude, but he also smelled awful!
- •Inappropriateness varies proportionately to the lateness of the band.
- •2. Used as a substitute for any kind of good comeback.
- •It is considered a blue-collar way of speaking, and not something you would want to use in a job interview.
- •I don't know. But they still ramble on, then you can say, Get away from me, ya piv! And then walk away.
- •In order to plague and aggravate millions of peaceful Internet users.
- •2. Cathy is acting like she wants to hang out with us tonight--it's a play-on.
- •2. To leave immediately after hearing a pock request, without bearing the speaker any ill will.
- •It's just another politrick to slow down growth.
- •2. A person who wears dentures.
- •In English lot is much.
- •2. Something inadequate or inferior. (Second use coined by the mighty poser Brandon Bingham of Sacramento, ca.)
- •Visions concerning the future.
- •I am goin' to open up a serious can of whup-ass on your head. The Duke: So, block me.
- •In a 1998 keynote address or their paper by the ton.
- •2. Adhd or add is nothing but a bunch of psychobabble.
- •In which actual words are required. Made up spelled backwards is puedam.
- •In front of the students in maths or science lessons without them necessarily realising.
- •Isn't that wall is beutifully rainbowarised?
- •Vice President of Intel's Mobile Products Group.
- •It comes from the basketball player Reggie Miller, who is known for making clutch shots at the end of a game.
- •2. Well-rounded, or well-versed.
- •It's a '32 cabriolet, but with a 1950 ohc v8, and the rear-end is an indi off of a jag.
- •It can, by extension, be applied liberally to other instances of forced nostalgia.
- •I start feeling retrosexual.
- •In all games.
- •2. My first computer was a Commodore 64 that got four rods to the hog's head of memory.
- •2. To be taken advantage of.
- •2. Dizzy person. (Compare to actual English word dotard.)
- •It evolved from a drink labled rum, but tasting much more like vodka.
- •I'll just mulitply it by the Safstrom-Phillips Non-Constant and use whatever I get.
- •It's scanny.
- •2. One who steals runs just so he will have more deliveries (thus, more money at the end of the night).
- •2. What a lie! Nah, only screw-chinged the truth a bit.
- •2) A low life human
- •2.One who is happy to be scruffy in looks or personality. Not taking pride in one's self.
- •2. A term for any body part that would otherwise be unfit for public discussion.
- •2. To use sex in a negative way to harm someone else's relationship.
- •In which you can defeat someone without actually hitting any vulnerable spots.
- •It was giving me cavities.
- •In a state of shock, he screams Shmotent!
- •2. Worthless or nonsensical collection of objects.
- •2. Anything pulled out of a nose
- •It's taking its toll on my mind and body; too much more of this and I'll be skidding out.
- •In the same way that acreage is used to describe the size of an area of land.
- •I feel very slirty today.
- •It can also be used as, You just got slued.
- •2. My mouth always feels a bit smeggy in the morning.
- •I used this word (not so eloquently) to tell my husband how intelligent I was. [Eloquently enough for me.]
- •I feel snarfy today because I woke up late and didn't have time to do my hair or makeup.
- •2. Kate produced a loud snoffle.
- •I'm sure they're talking about me--I think they need to be doused with solvent green.
- •2. Spam written in Spanish.
- •I like to take off most of my clothing and pitch a fit about nothing,
- •2. Descriptive of the motions of a very uncoordinated dancer.
- •2. They were spigotting the ketchup and mayonnaise. (I.E., the bottles were put on the table, not put into proper dishes for serving.
- •If, during sex with her on top, you flick her, she'd spin around like a nut on a bolt.
- •I think it's only fair, after all I did let you go home early last night. Geez, what a spoiler.
- •2. The sudden realization that you're doing something worthy of a Jerry Springer guest.
- •Verb - to offer a solution that only poorly addresses a problem
- •In the erroneous belief that it makes one immune to a parking ticket.
- •2. I know I just slept with that guy's sister, but why is he giving me such steel??
- •I thought it would be fun to make up definitions for these funny words.
- •Is now stuck holding on to them.
- •It was a suckfest.
- •Is going on and on about how much her life...Well...Sucks.
- •2: Supinin tonight? Any plans?
- •2. A person possesing smartness in style.
- •2. Sweet? (Anyone want to smoke a cigarette?)
- •It is possible to use this word in every context possible.
- •Informing them that they will be severely beaten if they occupy your seat upon your return.
- •I know you cain't have no beer on accounta what that judge sed, but can I offer you a t-Nab?
- •2. A person whose expectations are far in excess of the reality of her situation.
- •I got myself into a tastie situation last night when I locked myself in the broom cupboard.
- •In 1989, I became a Techno-Peasant when hired to do data-entry for the Federal Government.
- •2. The manner in which something functions or operates.
- •I only see the Golden Arches.
- •2. Everbody's after Tim like he was the Doyle Owl.
- •I used to have the Ness, but I think I've lost it.
- •2. Trophy girlfriend or boyfriend.
- •2. In intense consentration.
- •Very helpful in locating your car.
- •2. I wanted to argue with him but his logic was way too tight.
- •If permission to reproduce is not granted, the example will be rewritten. Ng's use of gaslight as a verb is the first the editor has seen and he thought it worth recording for posterity.
- •If you eat the all the brownies while I'm out, consider yourself toadmeat.
- •I wished he'd get off his tommy and do some word
- •I wen’ oth with a tongue suppresser las’ night.
- •Verb-cheeseballing
- •I somehow ended up in Times Square ten times this week when I've done my best to avoid it my
- •2. Shut your trap. I don't want to hear another word from you.
- •2. To be trendy.
- •In Australia they even have number plates that start with a t.
- •It is the ideal death.
- •2. Stoners tend to use this comment when reacting to other Stoners' stories, comments, etc.
- •2) Tronning: watching something you secretly like. Or secretly watching something you like.
- •2. To slap someone with a trout.
- •2: True dat.
- •In old western films, a blowing tumblweed was used as a sign of boredom or lack of action.
- •I was repulsed and dumped him that afternoon.
- •It's a phrase used to describe someone unfortunate enough to have been born so ugly.
- •2. A state of diminished mental capacity: caffeine-deprived.
- •Invented by my friend paul, who is too unenlightened to post it himself.
- •It was created and used by my friend Patricia 25 years ago in Banff.
- •2. I'm guarenteed to get some tonight, because that girl looks very user friendly.
- •2. A state of total disaster that ends in miserable failure.
- •V. To run from trouble.
- •2. Using gobs of action verbs (reserved usage for snooty writing groups).
- •2. To annoy in extreme fashion.
- •2. The wipeout gave him a severe case of vodrot vision.
- •I walloped about three plates of it, much to the horror and consternation of my friends.
- •2. May also be used to describe how when a girl has to go to the bathroom
- •Implies that their fans all wear those heinous, super short, ragged cut-off jean shorts,
- •I'm doing webfare.
- •2Get the widget in the moto, tank. Wha?...Werno.
- •It is a combination of Westlaw and Lexis, the dominant vendors in the field.
- •I was so bored waiting.
- •Very popular in Holyoke and Massachusetts as a whole.
- •2. It's Monday, I woke up late, haven't had my cappuccino yet--I am feeling wiggy.
- •2. Anything overly cute, sappy, sentimental, etc. Could be considered to be winky.
- •Interested? I'd have to send you a file. They're generally held to be fun.
- •2. Someone that has the drooling potentiality of a block of wood (see also: pocket lint).
- •2. She looks so wooftie I can't believe he likes her.
- •In this case, Sally did indeed get something to eat while at the store, but she also had ulterior motives--perhaps she has a thing for one of the cashiers at the store?
- •Xuxoren.
- •If your mouse pointer is over a mine, the upper-left pixel on your screen will be black.
- •3 Dollars in his pocket, a least one dui or future dui, low self-esteem, and a trailer or apartment he shares with other yardrats.
- •2: Oh, c'mon! Yawn!
- •2. A famous cellist named Yo Yo Ma.
- •Ignore his daughter with impunity.
I don't want them all over the car.
@Gumba:= A tall person with a really small head.
Example:
@gumbie:= A fool, one who is deficient in judgment, sense, or understanding
Example: Chris demonstrated once again that he is a gumbie.
@Gumby(s):= Ticket inspectors on public transport.
Example: Had to step quick to get away from the gumbys today or I would have got a $100 fine.
@Gumby:= A very flexible person. From the cartoon character. Especially used to describe women capable of performing outrageous acts on the dance floor.
Example: The girls at Cagney's are all Gumby.
@gummedovers:= The little bits of food that get stuck between your teeth that you spend long periods of time to work out with your tongue only to chew them thoroughly...again...before swallowing them.
Example: I had beef jerky gummedovers for about five minutes this afternoon.
@gump:= to succeed at something by means of dumb luck alone
Example: I had no idea what I was talking about, but I gumped my way through the interview and got the job
@gun-fu:= A word to describe hyper-kinetic action movies where characters leap into the air with a pair of hand guns,
firing with acrobatic grace.
This type of cinema was made popular by John Woo's Hong Kong films such as _A Better Tommorow_,
_The Killer_, and _Hard Boiled_.
Example: Chow Yun Fat is a master of gun-fu.
@gun:= used to describe someone who is really good at something, or is doing well at something ie. going off. Based on the principle that a gun goes off.
Example: That guy is an absolute gun! Mate, he's gunning it
@gunch:= verb; to ball up a piece of paper; usually used in conjunction with crinkle
Example: She gunched and crinckled the bills in total disgust.
@gunjy:= Distasteful, annoying, dirty.
Example: That gunjy man keeps asking me for my phone number.
@Gunk:= Another name for margarine, based on the fact it's a bunch of chemicals.
Example: Pass the gunk.
@gunkulator:= Anything that initiates a process through which a clean thing becomes dirty
Example: If you throw someone in the mud, you are a gunkulator.
@gunner's daughter:= A name for a particular type of punishment on a ship. Involves leather straps soaked in oil.
Example: You'll get the gunner's daughter for that if he catches you.
@Gunnish:= Something of supreme worth or admiration
Example: Dave to Tony after Tony just did something quite awesome, Tony, you are gunnish.
@gunny bag:= adj. broken, no longer functional, worn out
Example: His '62 XKE was a fine ride until the clutch went gunny bag on him.
@gunny:= Over the top, army fatigued, stud muffin.
Example: Wha's with the gunny over there?
@gunnypuvy:= the cavity of a turkey
Example: At Thanksgiving, I stuff the gunnypuvy of my turkey.
@gunsle:= A person that is an idiot, stupid, smartaleck, jerk, mean, ungrateful, arrogant, self centered.
Example: That guy is a real gunsle.
@Gurp:= To click in a horrible manner. Especially used in relation to a body part.
Example: My knee just gurped.
@gusp:= A strange, groping, grasping, gasping, gurgling action that one performs when one is utterly surprised beyond any
capacity for rational thought.
Example: See that guy gusping? The restaraunt just told him he could have a glass of water for free.
@gustatize:= to imagine what something would taste like, especially an untried combination of two or more flavors; analagous to visualize and audiolize
Example: Before inventing a new recipe, Claire gustatized how it would taste and fine-tuned the list of ingredients.
@gut course:= A required, but easy undergraduate core-requirement.
Example: Everyone has to take European History 101--it's a gut course--but it's so easy nobody sweats it.
@Gutenberg:= Someone, usually an older person, who insists on printing everything rather than reading it online.
Example: I can't believe you printed that entire article--you're such a Gutenberg.
@Gutfullofspareparts:= Pregnant, with child.
Example: Blimey, said Tom. Guess what! My Missus has got a gutfullofspareparts.
@Gutfully:= Descriptive of the movement of a large belly when the diaphragm is spasming.
Example: That joke made me laugh most gutfully.
@GUTI:= My entry for the pseudodictionary would be guti (pronounced goo'-tee). It is an acronym for Get Used To It. Whenever you have to learn to do something no matter how much you don't want to do it, you just have to quit griping and guti! Being a teacher, this word comes in handy a lot during the school day.
Example: You must learn to write sentences using active voice. Guti! Use passive voice and you automatically get an F. (Mr. Kennard, you're invited to write your own example. The automatic F business was something my son's English teacher came up with. I thought it was a boneheaded restriction. Found your entry at http://www.techtv.com/tlkbck/comment/0,24009,3375491-515590,00.html?netsection_id=2100114.)
@gutter punk:= a modern young hobo traveller usually sporting a backpack, dreaded hair, and patches.
Example: It seems like there are a lot of gutter punks in this city.
@guy/girl bounce:= serial dating with no time in between to learn whatever you were supposed to from the last relationship.
Example: sounds like she just needs to figure out who she really is and spend some time concentrating on becoming comfortable with that cause the guy bounce is usually representative of just the opposite.
@Guy:= Used commonly to refer to another person to get their attention. A generic nickname.
Example: Yo Guy, gimme a smoke.
@Guychick:= Describes a person who does not appear to be male or female. Pronounced like the words guy and chick put together but must be said very fast.
Example: What the heck is that person? I guess it's a Guychick.
@Guyjantic:= Gigantic.
Example: The project was going smoothly until Jake made a guyjantic error.
@guype:= Junk, garbage, trash, or leftovers.
Example: Would you believe this place is built entirely from guype? It looks like new.
@Gwangi:= Inexpensive or low quality. From the title of the 1969 dinosaur/wild west film Valley of the Gwangi.
Example: Dad likes to save money by buying Gwangi brand plastic bags instead of Ziplock.
@gwank:= The act of ripping someone's arms off, and bludgeoning her with her own arms.
Example: You best get that chipmunk off my rutabaga, 'fore I gwank you.
@gwankalowe:= A gwank and bangalowe put together. The act of ripping someone's arm off, and hitting him in the twins with it.
Example: I sure feel bad for Willie. He not only failed the test, the teacher gave him a gwankalowe for doing so poorly.
@gweet:= To leave the area for food or sustenance.
Example: I am really hungry. Let's gweet!
@gwess:= Verb or noun, the word that you would use to make fun of someone
Example: You stupid son of a gwess
@GWF:= Goober With Firewall. An uninformed user of a personal firewall who inundates admins with complaints about normal network traffic detected by his firewall. {Don't remember where I found this.}
Example: Just another GWF. Cripes, I wish these idiots would quit wasting our time and theirs with these complaints.
@gyah:= Iterjection. (1) An exclamation of surprise or 2) a synonym for sighing.
Example: (1) Gyah! I can't believe I have a 10 page paper due tomorrow!
(2) Gyah. I just don't feel like doing the laundry right now.
@GYK:= Similar to the interjections used in the old Batman show: Pow! Wam! etc.
Example: GYK! That looked like it hurt.
@gym pig:= someone who spends too much time in the gym usually out of vanity
Example: i just wanna be in shape, not a buffed out gym pig.
@Gym:= The State Penitentiary. Criminals go in, come out bigger and meaner.
Example: Mike is going to the gym, for 5 to 10.
@gymteacherly:= Acting in an evil or sadistic manner.
Example: My mean gym teacher was especially gymteacherly this morning.
@gzunder:= The kitchen utensil more commonly known as the flipper, called gzunder becuause it goes under something.
Example: Pass me the gzunder so I can flip the pankakes.
@Gzzt:= due to disdain for use of the word like, gzzt is used as a replacement. it denotes the brief short in your brain at the moment of using it.
Example: So She gzzt, 'yeah, are you talking to me?' and he gzzt 'yeah, my friend thinks you are gzzt, cute.'
@H-E-Double Hockey Stick:= Use when the word hell is inapropriate. H-E Double hockeystick is what you say when
hell slips out.
Example: Brian:What the hell was that! Teacher:What did you say? Brian:What the H-E-Double Hockeystick was that?
@h3o:= Describes tap water that is just barely drinkable, due to cloudiness or poor taste.
Example: Bob, if you're thirsty, help yourself to a bottle of water from the fridge. The stuff that comes out of the tap is more like h3o.
@H4xx0r:= Common among hackers, meaning exactly that. Used so that people who don't speak leet will not understand that you are talking about something illegal.
Example: I Pwn you all, im aleet (1337) h4xx0r
@haas:= A universal replacement for an inappropriate word. Can be used in any sentence or situation.
Example: Leave me alone you crazy haas. OR Oh, haas! I forgot my wallet.
@Habinar:= Cool, awesome.
Example: That was a habinar game.
@habitat:= The irresistable compulsion to crochet.
Ex: My habitat is a blessing for making doileys for Xmas.
Example: My habitat is a blessing for making Xmas presents.
@Hac:= Have a Cow : to be overzealous
Example: Geesh! Hac!
@Hachijuhachi:= (Pronounced: Ha-chi-joo-ha-chi) Originated from the Japanese word for eighty-eight, which is the origin for the character gohan (Japanese for rice). Hachijuhachi replaces the word rice.
Example: Pass the bowl of hachijuhachi
@hack back:= To bring something up then to bring it back down.
Example: Pastey had to hack back her liver in order not to see the regurgitated mess.
@Hack:= To borrow something that you have no intention on paying back.
Example: Hey, lemme hack a cigarette from ya
@Hack:= Used in the subculture of stand-up comedy to describe a person whose routine is a pastiche of tired cliches, trite material, easy punchlines, or common topics. In addition, any comic who uses props, does a Jack Nicholson impersonation,
engages in magic or hypnotism or ever uses the phrase Have you seen these people?
Example: Carrot Top is the ultimate hack.
@hackenkracks:= Noun/ The sound made,& convulsions produced, by a cat trying to cough up a hairball.
Example: Kitty is sure having a rough time with them hacken-
kracks today.
@hacker:= One who hacks; a person who performs her tasks with poor quality results.
Example: Look at Steve's roofing job. It's a terrible wreck, a mess performed by the ultimate hacker.
@hacktivist:= One who posseses computer hacking skills and who embraces a radical cause, using her hacking skills to be noticed or get attention
Example: The shocking images splashed across the screen when the web site was accessed, obviously the work of hacktivists.
@haffin:= To divide something in haff.
Example: An example of this word is, Will you haffin that peice of gum wit me?
@haggardous:= Haggard.
Example: That's haggardous! Stay away from it.
@haggin':= Power nagging; totally getting on one's nerves with incessant urging.
Example: After a month, when Bob still wasn't sure about getting the tattoo she picked out,
Brenda really started haggin' him.
@haggling, hagglin':= Disgusting or unattractive.
Example: That girl? She's hagglin'.
@hagiophagia:= An unnatural, excessive desire to eat a saint.
Example: Even from the far end of the long dinner table in that parallel astral realm, the beautiful St. Cindi could feel the hagiophagia rising up inside the Big Super Deity, and she was very tense. Don't worry,
He or She chuckled, noting it but not stopping the spinning whetstone which sang against knife and fork. It's only a metaphor.
@haint:= haven't
Example: I haint been to Chicago
@hair band:= Any of the short lived heavy-metal bands of the 1980's.
Example: Poison is a perfect example of a hair band.
@hair brain:= Crazy.
Example: I was was fed nothing but hair brain ideas my whole life.
@haircut blog:= A weblog that is filled with descriptions of mundane activities such as getting a haircut.
Example: Don't bother reading that; it's just a haircut blog.
@hairdab:= A small amount; just a little bit; usually used to descibe an amount more or less than what you have.
Example: Q. Would you like some more mashed potatoes with your dinner? A. Sure, I'll have a hairdab more.
@Hairfarmer:= A man with long hair who dotes too much attention to said hair. (Credited to James Ruggieri.) [Previously submitted to pd.com with a slightly different description.]
Example: Kent and Mark are serious hairfarmers.
@hairfarmer:= Guy with superlong, greasy hair. Looks like he's farming the hair as a crop, growing it for other people to use.
Example: Oho! The bad guy in the movie was a real hairfarmer. Scary.
@hakamaki:= Describing anything that's not liked--as icky, gross, disgusting.
Example: The pizza we ordered for lunch was hakamaki.
@Halalization:= Legality. Halal means legal or approved in Arabic. The word is also used in the Indian subcontinent (Bangladesh, Pakistan, India, etc.)
Example: The halalization of the whole matter would largely depend on the department head.
@Half-cut:= Drunk
Example: Kelly was so half-cut the other night she hit on Jay.
@half-stepper:= Somebody who doesn't quite finish their work, or tries to take a lot of shortcuts that cheapens the quaility of the work. Another term for slacker (actually a slang military word).
Example: You don't want ol' smitty there on your team, he's a real half-stepper.
@Halfords shopper:= Descriptive of a bicycle any self-respecting bike geek would not be seen dead riding.
From English automotive parts and cheap bicycle retail chain Halfords,
which used to sell very cheap bicycles for carrying shopping.
Halfords Shoppers had a hinge in the middle, usually disguised as the frame,
which caused them to fail catastrophically after a few years of being left in the rain.
Example: Nice bike, Mole. Don't see many Halfords shoppers in metallic blue these days.
@Halfpipe:= A general idiot, clueless person, homeslice.
Example: Yo, halfpipe! Think you could have put that box down any harder? I'm not sure you broke everything in it.
@halfro:= An afro that covers only half the head.
Example: Last night we shaved Michael's head, so he only has a halfro.
@halfway to assville:= The middle of nowhere.
Coined in an attempt to replace BFE, which doesn't make any sense to me.
Example: Joe: Where's this party?
Ed: It's halfway to assville--like 45 minutes away.
@halfwiticisms:= Word puns and usages that only one person finds at all amusing--namely, the person who said them.
Example: Man, she giggles a lot when she talks. She thinks she's so clever with all her halfwiticisms.
@Hallmark tongue:= Sentimental mush spoken in an attempt to score points; romantic nonsense.
Example: That fellow just told me my eyes were as blue as the Mediterranean Sea. Bleech! Hallmark tongue.
@Hallow-trific:= A corny halloween.
Example: Yea, everyone had a Hallow-trific time!
@hallucigenetic:= A transcendental vision experienced by countless humans over the millennia, so powerful it becomes an archetype.
As a part of the collective unconscious, a hallucigenetic concept gains its own power through ritual reinforcement--becoming more than the sum of its parts and a direct causal factor in evolving consciousness.
Example: An out-of-body experience can be defined as hallucigenetic--
the white light ideal permeates successive visions and defines the experience for latter visionaries.
@Ham and egger:= No one special. Just a regular person.
Example: Do you know who I am? I'm no ham and egger that you can just push around.
@ham sammich:= Exclamation used when you see an attractive, desirable person.
Example: Joe, look at her. Ham sammich.
@ham sammich:= Sandwich, not necessarily made with ham.
Example: I want chunky peanut butter and grape jelly on my ham sammich.
@hamburglar:= Like ham actor, a criminal whose blinding ineptitude and faux pas during escapades see him relating them either with Shakespearean bluff in the law courts or with ludicrous exaggeration in the Saloon Bar every Sunday afternoon.
Example: You see before you a man who likes to play the mobster or professional con, but as we have demonstrated, he is a mere hamburglar.
@Hamelaphone:= Based on the word phonics and mixed with the Arabic word for more then one, hamelle.
The 22nd Vice President, Mike Wagner, was noted for using this word to show affection for people
who pluralize almost everything.
Example: Bob says, Oh, I's loves that goods stuffs! VP Wagner says, Hamelaphone.
@hammer-lane barnacle:= A person or vehicle that cruises in the passing lane, without actually passing anybody.
Example: Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a hammer-lane barnacle all the way from the airport.
@hammer-lane:= The passing lane on a multi-lane highway.
Example: We've got 8 minutes until the movie starts. Move it into the hammer-lane.
@hammer of the gods:= The TV remote control. Also just the hammer.
Example: Pass me the hammer. I wanta' watch somethin' else.
@Hammer:= Used in certain pockets of the stand-up comedy subculture. Can refer to a comic or joke that is particularly good or clever. The highest praise one can provide to or about a comic.
Example: Bill Hicks was the all-time hammer. Nobody is even close to that guy.
OR That joke of yours about Herman Melville and Melrose Place is a hammer.
@Hammerdin:= A Paladin who particularly uses Concentration combined with the Holy Hammers skill.
Example: Jest_Not is a Paladin, albeit a weak one. He was once a hammerdin
@Hamper Ionization:= The unearthly mechanism by which clothes become clean the longer they spend in one's hamper
Example: Mark pulled his favorite baseball shirt from the hamper and sniffed at it. Deciding it was clean he pulled it on over his head and went on his way. That's the power of Hamper Ionization.
@hamster cage:= Alternate term for glove compartment.