If entering one of these areas, say goodbye to your wallet and mobile phone.

Example: Sam and Kerem were walking around chatty, when they were approached by two thugs who took their wallets.

@chaunch:= A hot girl seen from afar. Could possibly be used to describe hot guys. Baby chaunch: jailbait.

Example: Check out the chaunch standing by the bar. Do you think I've got a chance with her?

@Chav:= A snobbish yet common female. Must wear gold clown necklace--the bigger, the worse. From Lower Kent, England.

Example: Look at that clown! She's a top-class Chav.

@Chaver:= A lighthearted manner in which to describe a person who is a bit of an idiot.

Example: Come on you chaver, we're going to be late.

@chawesome:= Something both choice and awesome.

Example: Bert: I got a new BMX for my birthday--and fifty bucks!

Ernie: Chawesome.

@Chawny:= Pertaining to food. Unpalatable in both flavour and consistancy.

Example: Ugh! I am never staying at Eugene's house again. His mom serves up chawny pig-slop.

@chebluhbeh (sheh-ble-beh):= Used when you can't think of words to form a sentence good enough to say.

Example: Slim: Yeah, I like that game, too.

Bob: Chebluhbeh.

Slim: Exactly.

@Check Please! / Check Please.:= Used as an exclamation, when something happens you like. Used as a statement when something happens you don't like.

Example: Alright! Jane asked me out for the prom. Check please! -or- Damn. 1 day until the prom, and the only person who asked me out was a guy. Check please...

@cheddar:= Money, cash.

Example: That guy must have mad cheddar to be driving that Benz.

@cheddar:= School bus--the yellow paint resembles cheddar cheese.

Example: Hurry up. If we miss the cheddar, we're going to have to walk home.

@Cheech-marin:= To wait or remain in one place for an additional period of time.

Example: Don't leave yet. Let's cheech-marin here for a while.

@cheedle:= The reddish-orange, dusty residue left on your fingers after eating a bag of Cheetos.

Example: After eating those Cheetos, boy, did I have a lot of cheedle on my fingers.

@cheekunk:= (noun) mountain chipmunk

Example: Cheekunks will eat from your hand sometimes.

@cheeriomagnetization:= The tendency of the last four or five cheerios in the bowl to stick together for survival.

Example: Bobby's last few Apple-Cinnamon Breakfast Squares floated in his bowl on their own,

each square independent and solitary of the other,

unlike the cheeriomagnetization exhibited when he usually finished a bowl of his favorite low-sugar cereal--

all the o's hugging each other as if they just got tossed off the Titanic.

@cheerk:= Highly dangerous cross-bred animal with the head of a shark and the body of a cheetah. (Collective is couch.)

Example: Look out! There's a couch of cheerks coming this way.

@cheerleading:= One word: Athletes. Girls (and guys!) who lead cheers for popular American sports such as football and basketball.

Tumbling, jumping, stunting, yelling--all are all involved.

Example: It's gonna suck if I don't make cheerleading this football season.

@Cheers:= Another word for Thanks, used and loved by Geordie's everywhere!

Example: Cheer's mate

@cheese-a-delic:= Something that is far beyond cheesy. (I would like to give credit to Ms. Schantz, my English teacher for coming up with this marvel to the English language.)

Example: The TV show _The Prisoner_ has incredibly cheese-a-delic special effects.

@cheese and rice:= Jesus Christ.

Example: Cheese and rice! Would you look at that?

@cheese it:= Co leave quickly, usually because of fast apporaching danger. This phrase is most often yelled to alert other people to leave immediately, but can also mean get out of here in a more relaxed sense.

Example: Cheese it, the Feds! and Ready to go? Let's cheese it, then.

@cheese music:= trendy, pop music, the radio stations like to play these same songs about 100 times a day

Example: like boy bands and ditzy 16 year old girls, e.i. Back Street Boys and Brittney Spears

@cheese n' crackers got all mud:= A mild expletive based on mangling Jesus Christ God Almighty.

Example: Cheese n' crackers got all muddy, I dropped the collection plate.

@cheese wagon:= A large, yellow, American school bus.

Example: Until I can afford a Camaro I have to take the cheese wagon to school.

@cheese:= moola baby

Example: i hate spendin cheese on women

@cheese:= To be happy and not worry.

Example: Don't cry. Life is short, so just be cheese.

@cheesecaking:= The act of sitting and staring into space and not doing anything, like a hunk of cheesecake.

Example: He's been cheesecaking for half an hour. Someone should send him out to get the groceries or something.

@cheesed:= Broken or otherwise non-functional

Example: It looks like Dave's computer is cheesed again.

@cheesed:= Extremely happy.

Example: Every time I see Julie, I'm cheesed.

@cheesed:= To be extremely angry with someone or something, extreme aggression

Example: Ex. That guy hit your car? I'd be cheesed!

@cheesefactory:= Used in this phrase or something similar: Yeah, and I own a cheesefactory. It is the sarcastic reply to anything anyone says.

Example: You always lose your job. I got a new one. Yeah, and I won a cheesefactory.

@cheeser:= a cheesy person, a poser, someone who adopts trends and/or beliefs that are trendy, dated or just plain lame

Example: That guy with the mullet cut and Starter jacket thinks he's so cool. What a cheeser!

@cheesidue:= (n) The thin layer of residue left on the blade of a knife after cutting a slice from a block of cheese.

Example: It is a good idea to clean the cheesidue off of the knife before putting it back in the drawer.

@cheesy feet:= When you have been wearing sneakers all day with no socks and you take your sneakers off, your feet smell like parmesan cheese.

Example: I just walked the dogs and I can't take off my shoes because I will have cheesy feet.

@cheesy:= Cheep, tacky or tasteless.

Example: Did you see that cheesy movie on TV last night? OR

The car mechanic charged you a clean up fee too? That's so Cheesy!

@Cheetle:= The stuff that's left on your fingers after eating Cheetos.

Example: Got a napkin? I need to get this cheetle of my fingers.

@cheezlewellerkit:= To give someone a packet of cheese snacks, usually Cheezles, in a Get Well hamper.

Example: Mary decided that cheezlewellerkiting Tom was not the best idea, as he was allergic to cheese.

@chem-cam:= A traditional silver-halide camera.

Chemical camera.

Example: Would you like to buy a chem-cam or a binary cam (a digital camera).

@chent:= a complete dimwit

Example: that guy is a total chent

@chercher la vache:= From _Monty Python and the Holy Grail_; uttered by Python fans when someone unwanted or unliked is descending on them. In the film, the unwanted people were repelled by hurling cows at them.

Example: Oh, no, here comes Rosie; chercher la vache!

@cherniss:= One who is incapable of fitting in. Someone who acts like an idiot trying to impress people. A dumbass. Clueless when it comes to computers.

Example: Hey, cherniss, how 'bout you try and shut up.

@cherry:= Original slang to mean a virgin, but now more commonly used to describe something in pristine condition.

Example: My Dad's 1970 Oldsmobile 442 is cherry.

@cherryize:= To put a cherry on top. Used figuratively to mean to top everything off;

can be used both in a positive or negative sense.

Example: To cherryize my day, after having been given the run around by everyone, I was twenty minutes late to the meetings and bombed my demonstration.

@cherryscary:= 1. Frighteningly virginal or wholesome, with an unhealthy liking of puppies, kittens, fluffy bunnies,

bows, and the colour pink. 2. Fearsomely red, having a shade of redness that inspires awe and fear.

3. The flavour of really cheap cherry-flavoured cough syrup.

Example: 1. The 13-year-old who maintains that Sailor Moon page is a little too cherryscary for me.

2a. Yaz'Mati, the mighty king of the efreet, is very cherryscary, indeed.

2b. Ignatz's face became all cherryscary when I walked in on him biting the wax tadpole in his room.

3. I had to take some cough syrup to get to sleep, and I woke up with that cherryscary taste in my mouth.

@chesidue:= The cheesey residue that snacks like Cheetos leave on your fingers.

Example: I need a napkin to get this chesidue off my fingers after eating all those Cheetos.

@chest-shaver:= Incredibly vain male. Coasts on charm.

Example: You should break up with Rob, he's such a chest-shaver.

@CHEVY:= Said when someone has just been dissed. Usually said by itself.

Example: After Jim got dissed by his friend, everyone yelled out CHEVY!

@ChevyBread:= Bread that is hard and old.

Example: This sandwich has ChevyBread Yuck!

@chew and spew:= Cheap, all you can eat restaurants.

Example: Do you want to go to the Chinese chew and spew?

@chewbacca:= (v) Chewbacca in Star Wars always had to walk behind Han Solo and Luke Skywalker. To be chewbaccaed: when the third person in a group is forced to walk behind the other two, who are walking shoulder-to-shoulder.

Example: Walking behind two friends: Hey! Don't chewbacca me!

@chewbaccalypse:= The end of Chewbacca; Chewbacca's apocalypse.

Example: Look out for that really hairy guy in the road! Christ, you hit him. Chewbaccalypse, for sure.

@chewit:= A small coloured chewy sweet.

Example: Cor blimey! Those chewits are nice!

@chewobyle:= A word used to get out of difficult situations

Example: Q: What is the double-vectored pipelined cpu bus?

A: Chewobyle?

@chewy:= Backyard quality bodywork on a late model car that would otherwise be appealing.

Example: That new Russian kid drives a Benz! Yeah, but up close it looks a little chewy--prob'ly built it himself out of Bondo and bubble gum.

@chez-monkey:= Some one who is dirty.

Example: Chris, you are a chez-monkey.

@chezmoid:= A nice way of saying something is cheesy, cheap, or poorly made.

Example: Did you see Linda's new rug? It is very chezmoid don't you think?

@chezt:= To dress yourself.

Example: I'll be right back, I gotta go get chezted.

@Chhagal':= Literal meaning is goat in Bengali. Used to label a person as stupid or dumb. Widely used in Bangladesh.

Example: You're talking just like a Chhagal.

@chia pet:= Someone with short, curly, frizzy chia pet hair. From Chia pet.

Example: He's all right, but a bit of a chia pet.

@chiavinist:= A male chauvanist attempting to use chivalry soley to win a woman's affections.

(like a sheep in wolf's clothing.)

Example: David started opening doors, pulling out chairs, and reciting prose in an attempt to charm Lisa; but Lisa's friends warned her of his reputation as a notorious chiavinist!

@chiba:= an exclaimation used in moments of love struck embrassment

Example: When Tom handed her the rose, Heather blushed and whispered, chiba!

@Chibbery:= Hyper and excitable. Usually because of chocolate.

Example: After eating all of that chocolate ice cream, Melissa was very chibbery.

@chica chee-ka:= polite term for hot friend. Also, mama-chica.

Example: What's up chica., Hey mama chica what's the shakes.

@Chicago-Style:= To do something without wearing pants. {Commando style from Friends is go go without wearing underwear.}

Example: It was hot out, so I finished my homework Chicago-style.

@Chicamawaka:= (CHICK-UH-MU-WAH-KU) A person that is acting like an idiot

Example: Some of my friends are such chicamawakas.

@chich:= A gal of the world, intelligent, hip, and ubercool.

Note: Does NOT refer to chick or bitch but may be a subconscious synthesis of the two.

Example: (To be said to a close friend)

What's up, my chich?

@chick:= Exclamation used to express surprise or alarm in the presence of females.

Like dude, but more riot grrl than surfer.

Example: Chick. I *cannot* get another speeding ticket.

@Chicka:= A girl or woman that is especially beautiful and trendy.

Example: That girl is a fine chicka.

@chicken feeder:= A poor tipper.

Example: The only people I waited on in the restaurant were chicken feeders.

@chicken huntin':= To harass and degrade a racist. To seek out and destroy anything racist. (Could chicken huntin' itself be racist?)

Example: Who wants to go chicken huntin' with me?

@chicken o'clock in the morning:= Really late or really early, ungodly hour of the day, waking up with the chickens. See oh dark thirty.

Example: Ed's nuts! He wants to go fishing at chicken o'clock in the morning.

@Chicken Soup:= A solution to something, works without any real understanding of why. (Chicken soup helps you get better from colds, but no one knows why.)

Example: Hey, my Mac is messed up. It won't work.

Try re-building your desktop, it's chicken soup.

@chicken:= Term of endearnment for co-worker, often used in its plural form in relation to team.

Example: Chickens, time for the meeting....

@chicken:= Used to describe someone who runs around doing things, but doesn't understand why

(running around like a chicken with its head cut off).

Emphasis in a sentence dictates the intensity (like fuggetabout it).

Example: He's such a chicken!

@chickenhead:= A woman who seeks men for their money.

See Project Pat's song Chickenhead for a detailed description. A goldigger.

Example: Ever since my pockets became fat, all these chickenheads come swoopin' in trying to claim my cheddar.

@Chickening:= The actions of someone who is a chicken (see chicken) or is

acting like one without actually being a chicken. Usually just wasting company time.

Example: He's just chickening around today.

@chickindeenis:= Any part of one's body.

Example: Hey, git your chickindeenis over here. OR

Git your hands off my chickindeenis.

@chicklet, biblet:= An annoying, bubbly, teenage girl.

Example: We've gotta jet--there's a pack of chicklets heading our way.

@chickwich:= A girl, or a friendly way to call one of your chick friends.

Example: Hey, chickwich, what's up?

@Chickypoo:= A pretty girl in unconventional attire.

Example: She may look weird, but she's a real chickypoo.

@chicoism:= To be the one least remembered or lauded in a famous trio. The least distict member of a trio.

Example: Poor Maurice Gibb is a victim of Chicoism.

@chictionary:= A man's black book of ladies' numbers.

Example: Look at Pete. Getting a new skank for his chictionary.

@chief circle:= The big cheese, or the very head of an organisation.

Example: He's totally arrogant, and struts around the place like he's chief circle, for crying out loud!

@chief:= A generic but slick nickname to call anyone.

Example: Would you like fries with that?

Yes, thanks chief.

@chiger:= To lie.

Example: Don't chiger me, you mess.

@chikan-san:= A ladies' man; a player.

Example: Matt's a chikan-san.

@chilax:= chill + relax

Example: Just chilax and have a seat.

@childsafe:= Anyone who compulsively seeks to isolate children (theirs or other's) from the common realities of the world by forcing others to change instead of changing their own behavior which exposes said children.

Example: Most of Ozzy Osbourne's critics are a bunch of childsafers. After all, it was only a bat.

@chill:= Beyond cool. Dank.

Example: Wanda is sooo chill.

@chillax:= Chill and relax.

Example: Just chillax. Okay?

@chillaxin:= To chill and relax.

Example: Before you came over today, I was just chillaxin.

@chilling, chillin':= Doing not much. Just hanging around.

Example: Q: What did you do yesterday after school?

A: Nothing much, just chilling.

@chillt:= The state of being chilled out or relaxed completely. An almost Zen state.

Example: I spent this weekend all the way chillt.

Also this allows for the shortest meaningfull dialogue in English:

Sup?

Chillt.

@chimbly:= Chimney.

Example: My farplace needs a new chimbly.

@Chimbo:= A cheerleader bimbo.

Example: Don't worry, she's just a chimbo.

@chimneyfish:= One who drinks a lot and smokes a lot, often at the same time.

Example: My dorm is inhabited by a bunch of chimneyfish--it smells disgusting.

@chimp:= Someone who follows instructions blindly but never considers the reason.

Trained to do something without understanding the reason why (as a trained animal).

Example: These reports are a disaster. Didn't anyone understnad why we were doing them? These people are chimps.

@chimpette:= A fictional anthropomorphized sentient female chimpanzee character from _Planet of the Apes_.

Example: Dr. Zira is a very intelligent chimpette, but she’s not as cute as Ari, from _Tim Burton’s _Planet of the Apes_.

@chin music:= In baseball, the act of brushing back the batter with an inside pitch. Also used as a fist-fighting term.

Example: The Big Unit played some chin music for Bagwell on that pitch.

@chinage:= To rub or pat another person under the chin

Example: Ric's mother got upset when he gave her chinage.

@ching:= The sound a disk makes when hitting the chains in disk golf.

Example: That was a sweet ching.

@Chingaso:= a little thing that you can't remember the name of right now. Taken from Spanish

Example: Hand me that little Chingaso over there.

@Chinglish:= A combo of chinese and english.

Example: Hey! Do you speak chinglish?

@chinstache:= A small patch of long hair on one's chin, but not a goatee or beard.

Example: It looks like all of DEFROST have chinstaches; they should shave better.

@chip-head:= One who is obsessed with computers.

Example: He's such a chip-head he could draw you a diagram of the internal cicuit of the Pentium 4 microprocessor.

@chip-shop:= Half-hearted or inadequate.

Example: Your CV is completely chip-shop.

@chip:= Fine, OK, all right.

Example: Bert: Can I borrow your car, Ernie? ERnie: That's chip with me.

@chippermonky:= Hi, I'm Dr. Evil. Due to the lack of 3's we are now changing 3 to Chippermonky, so wherever you used to say 3, You will nnow say chippermonky instead.

Example: 1, 2, chippermonky, 4, 5

@chippie:= A malicious teenybopper.

The chippie lifestyle is exemplified in Seventeen magazine and television shows directed at the 13-18

age bracket.

These people are loud, especially enthusiastic, but insecure.

They are generally not very interesting to talk to as their passions range only from boys to shopping.

Example: In the girl's bathroom, the chippies were fixing their makeup and gossiping

about the new boy whom they all felt was totally gorgeous.

@chipple:= A very small chip.

Example: Bob. The chippy filled this bag with chipples.

@chippy:= Chiefly British expression used to describe the upper classes, particularly their accents.

Example: He's got a Saville Row suit, a Hermes tie, and a chippy accent. My bet is he's very rich.

@chirpacious:= Overly cheerful.

Example: She was so chirpacious it got on my nerves.

@chirt:= Flirting while chatting online.

Example: Honey, are you chirting again? Get out of that chatroom and pay attention to me.

@Chisausa?:= Expression used by UK kebab vendors, usually of Turkish nationality.

Compression of Chili sauce, salad?

Example: Large doner please, my good man. Chisausa?

@chive free:= response to chive scan wherin your date's teeth are indeed free of remaining food particles

--preferably abbreviated as CF

Example: Hey, do I have anything in my teeth?

Nope. Chive free!

@Chive scan:= The practice of examining your date's teeth after a meal to make sure there are no lingering food

particles. Can be abbreviated “CS.”

Example: Can you run a chive scan, make sure I’m clear?

@chive:= Something stuck between your teeth

Example: Do you have a toothpick? I think I have a chive.

@chivilrist:= Someone who is very chivalrous.

Example: He was always polite to the ladies like a good chivilrist.

@chizmate:= what it sounds like when australians say, Cheers, mate.

Example: I'll pick that up for you.

Chizmate.

@chlomostlestangerine:= Kklom-os-tl-stan-ger-een.

The way your nose feels when it's stuffy and really really dry inside.

You can do nothing about it.

Can also be used to describe a feeling of helplessness or stagnation.

Example: I can't do anything about that problem...I feel so chlomostlestangerine. You gotta help me.

@cho's:= Nachos.

Example: Bro's, you want to get some cho's with some extra peno's?

@cho cho:= Synonym for chocolate, but much more fun to say.

Example: It may be bad for your health, but I love cho cho sundaes.

@choade:= Can mean anything as long as it's derogatory or disgusting.

Example: Your boyfriend's an unrepentant choade. OR I drank too much, I'm gonna choade.

@chobeez:= 1. The feeling of uncontrollable excitement you get upon meeting someone whose presence in your

life or circle of friends proves to be very exciting or revolutionary.

Usually characterised by loud nonsense sounds, squealing, and rapid movement of head, arms, or hands.

Example: With our shared interest in digital music, Pearl and I connected right away.