In English lot is much.

Example: My girlfriend has popalot.

@pope-sex:= To engage in sexual activity, but stop short of copulation.

Example: No, I haven't slept with her yet. We're still only having pope-sex.

@pope-tastic:= Something really cool--pope-worthy.

Example: That last show was pope-tastic.

@popkin:= Sandwich

Example: Let's grab a popkin.

@poppies:= Styrofoam peanuts.

Example: We just got a shipment of poppies in, so now we can send things out and they won't get broken.

@poppysprut:= Word taking the place of jibberish.

Example: Don't talk poppysprut to me.

@popsych:= Pop psychology. Used to describe trendy, but unproven psychological or psychiatric treatments or theories--usually culled from the pages of _Psychology Today_.

Example: That left brain/right brain stuff is all popsych.

@poptard:= A person who listens to pop punk.

Example: I would have enjoyed the show if it weren't for all the poptards.

@populapage:= A web page that is so popular that it is updated every five minutes.

Example: My site, gohereorillkillyou.com, is a waste of space, while my brother's page, eBay.com, is a populapage.

@popullution:= Pollution caused by excess population.

Example: The citizens of large cities suffer from the effects of popullution.

@popupcloseaphobia:= Being afraid of closing a pop up window, for fear that it may never pop up again.

Example: When a pop up window saying that I had won $5 popped up, I got popupcloseaphobia.

@porcelain telephone:= Receptacle of vomit, usually the toilet.

From the phrase, Calling Ralph and Hughie on the porcelain telephone.

Example: Q: How was the party?

A: Not good. I spent all night talking on the porcelain telephone.

@porch monkey:= A really lame/annoying person who is slightly out of step with the rest of the world.

Example: If your idea of a good party is sitting around with 3D glasses and staring at last year's SI swimsuit magazine while sipping an import, you are a major porch monkey.

@Porchclimber:= Cheap wine; or any wine that is consumed through the course of an entire evening.

Example: I saw Curtis drinking porchclimber last night, I wonder how he fared today?

@porchpants:= The pants you wear on a porch.

Example: Check out these porchpants. They have special padding on the back, so they're made for sitting on a porch

@Porcudillo:= A crazy animal created when a porcupine and an armidillo mated.

Example: I wonder if porcudillos can roll into a ball or defend themselves with spikes.

@porg:= Politically correct word for a short person, stands for person of restricted growth.

Example: His new girlfriend is a bit of a porg.

@Porkify:= 1. To turn into pork; the art or science of transforming a previously non-pork item into pork.

2. To make oneself satisfied and paralyzed.

Example: 1. After porkifying the apple, it was subsequently made of ham.

2. He was so porkified after dinner that he couldn't stand up.

@porn hydra:= A porn website that is nearly impossible to kill--

when you close one window, several others pop up in its place.

The only way to kill a porn hydra is to shut down your entire browser.

Example: Quick, get rid of the porn hydra before your boss comes over here!

@pornhography:= Explicit sexual literature or film depicting obese women engaging in acts of sexual debauchery.

Example: Hey, did you see Wayne's new girlfriend? She's so fat, she could be a pornhography star.

@pornificate:= The act of putting inanimate objects into pornographic positions.

Example: Someone came in and pornificated my Barbie collection while I was out at a Star Trek convention.

@porno:= A short public service or self-help video. Features low quality music and acting and a wardrobe that is noticeably out of style. Usually seen in high school, college, and government buildings

Example: I was in Consumer Economics today and we had to watch a porno on supply and demand.

@pornobyte:= a figure representing the sum total of all the world's bandwidth and computer memory devoted to depictions of hot teens, college girls, dripping wet cheerleaders, young hung farm boys, certain japanese terms for which no god-fearing human would want the translation, and exploited midgets. An exponentially expanding, vast number.

Example: Whoa, we've got a pornobyte of data to wade through this weekend to get that report ready

@pornocracy:= A system that is obscene or corrupted.

Example: Mandatory arbitration which caters to large corporate sponsors at the expense of legitimate consumer rights is a pornocracy, an obscene misuse of power by the system designed to enforce such rights.

@pornocrat:= A person in power who abuses his or her position of trust for selfish motivations.

Example: The judge was a pornocrat, always siding with the police even though many of the cases involved illegal procedures and physical abuse of suspects.

@Pornorexia, pornorexic:= Looking at porn long enough that one actually forgets to eat and

begins to lose weight. Anywhere from 12 hours to two-three days or more.

Example: He looks like he lost some weight. He's gone pornorexic.

@pornpilferer:= A guy that watches entirely too much porn, or goes to the store reads it and won't buy it.

Example: That pornpilferer Mitch still hasn't brought back _Debbie Does Dallas_.

@porridge-wog:= A Scot.

Example: Tony Blair *sounds* English, but he was born and educated in Scotland. He's just another porridge-wog Labour politician.

@portanization:= Relating the current city you live in to another city that has a port. I am from Davenport, IA, but I now live in Ames, IA; in order to portanize Ames, I would call it, A-port. I currently call Davenport D-port. This can be done with any city in order to make the city more important in the eye of the beholder.

Example: Jim is always portanizing cities to give them class. (A-port, D-port, KC-port... etc...)

@poser:= 1. Someone who goes to great lengths to appear to be something she is not, especially one who pretends to be a skater.