3. Read the story. State the functions of the infinitives. Retell the story using as many infinitives as possible.

WHAT MADE THE LITTLE DOG EXPIRE

The event I’m going to tell you about occurred in England shortly after WW II. A certain English lady intended to give a party. Her intention was to invite a number of friends for dinner and a game of bridge. It was easy enough to ask people to come, but far more difficult to provide meal for them, for food rationing had not yet been abolished in Great Britain at that time. However, on the very morning of the party the problem was unexpectedly solved.

‘There’s a man, Ma’am, at the back door offering to sell mushrooms,’ the maid - servant announced.

The lady, accompanied by her little terrier, came down to the kitchen and found there a rather disreputable-looking stranger with a basket over his arm. The lady knew nothing about mushrooms and inquired of the man if they were not poisonous. The man reassured her and named such a moderate price for the whole lot that the lady readily paid the money at once, ordering her servant to empty the basket and return it to its owner. While the servant was emptying the basket she dropped a mushroom, and the fox-terrier immediately gobbled it.

‘There, that dog knows what’s good,’ the stranger said. Pocketing the money, he laughed a malicious laugh and left the kitchen.

The guests duely arrived at the appointed time and were served a dish of mushrooms, which they thought a treat. While the usual clattering of forks and knives was in progress, the hostess noticed that the servant’s eyes were red with recent weeping. Calling her aside the lady asked her what was the cause of her untimely tears.

‘Oh, Madam, I didn’t want to upset you… the little dog… the poor thing has died… ‘ the girl uttered between sobs.

The terrible truth flashed through the lady’s brain. She saw her duty and addressed the guests:

‘Ladies and gentlemen’, she said, ‘I’m sorry to say that, but the mushrooms I’ve offered to you proved poisonous. We must act and act quickly if we want to save our lives.’

There was a general outburst of emotions. Some of the gentlemen swore, some of the ladies cried. But there was one among the company who was a man of infinite resource and sagacity. He suggested going to the nearest hospital to have the contents of their stomachs pumped out. All rushed for their dear lives. The staff of the hospital were surprised to have suddenly to do with a group of patients in evening dress. Naturally, no one thought of playing cards after this lamentable occurrence.

On arriving home the servant, still sobbing, answered to the lady’s request to show her the body of the terrier. ‘Oh, the gardener has buried it, for it was so badly smashed and we didn’t even have time enough to put down the number of the car that so cruelly ran over the poor little thing.’

3. Read the jokes. Analyze the function of the infinitives in them:

1.

“If the Dean doesn’t take back what he said to me this morning, I am going to leave college.”

“What did he say?”

“He told me to leave college.”

2.

A college freshman was being severely criticized by his professor. “Your last paper was very difficult to read,” said the professor. “Your work should be so written that even the most ignorant will be able to understand it.”

“Yes, sir,” said the student. “What part didn’t you get?”

3.

The professor was delivering the final lecture of the term. He dwelt with much emphasis on the fact that each student should devote all the intervening time to preparing for the final examinations.

“The examination papers are now in the hands of the printer. Are there any questions to be asked?”

Silence prevailed. Suddenly a voice inquired: “Who is the printer?”