- •Министерство образования и науки Российской Федерации
- •Краткая история английского языка
- •Основные отличия английского языка от русского
- •Фонетика
- •Английская транскрипция
- •Произношение английских звуков
- •Гласные
- •Чтение английских букв и сочетаний букв english alphabet английский алфавит
- •Чтение сочетаний гласных
- •Holidays. Congratulations Праздники. Поздравления
- •Classroom English (Minimum)
- •Texts and topics my biography
- •Vocabulary for the topic my biography
- •Riddles
- •Our house and my flat
- •Proverb
- •My working day
- •Our university and my studies
- •Subjects предметы
- •Learn the proverbs:
- •Freshmen versus seniors
- •Riddles
- •Seasons and weather сезоны и погода
- •Learn the proverbs:
- •Seasons and weather in russia
- •Riddles
- •European part of russia
- •Bashqortostan (Bashkortostan)
- •Ufa (Advanced Level)
- •The united kingdom
- •Washington, dc
- •New york city
- •Human body
- •Body parts
- •Learn the proverbs
- •There was a little girl There was a little girl
- •Riddles
- •Health. At the doctor`s
- •Riddles
- •Clothes (clothing) is what people wear
- •Shopping
- •План диалога
- •Meals cuisine kitchen
- •Riddles
- •About the town. Traffic
- •Travelling
- •Additional vocabulary motor car (automobile)
- •Road safety slogan He looked; she didn’t. He is; she isn’t.
- •Sports and games
- •Sport contests
- •Sports and games
- •Sport in the usa
- •Football and hockey
- •Football
- •Ice hockey
- •Cycling
- •Various sports
- •Sport and health
- •Angling as a sport and a hobby
- •I go in for fishing. Angling is the art or sport of catching fish with a rod and line and a baited hook. It is amateur fishing. Chess rules Chess is an indoor game played between two players.
- •Answer the questions
- •Theatre. Concert. Cinema.Tv
- •The master and margaret
- •Jerusalem – Иерусалим; story-line – сюжетная линия; muse - муза some like it hot
- •My favourite english writer (dickens)
- •When was Charles Dickens born?
- •Irregular verbs неправильные глаголы
- •Tests for the 1st year students тексты по фонетике и правописанию
- •Variant one
- •Variant two
- •Упражнения и тесты по лексике и грамматике
- •Тесты по видам, залогам и причастиям
- •Minimum vocabulary for first term students
- •Verbs Глаголы
- •Numerals числительные
- •Riddles
- •Jokes varia
Subjects предметы
Psychology |
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Pedagogics |
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History |
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Draughtsmanship |
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Law |
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Drawing |
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Geography |
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Painting |
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Biology |
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Russian Language |
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Genetics |
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Bashkir Language |
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Chemistry |
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English Language |
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Mathematics |
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Physical Training |
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Physics |
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Literature |
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Principles of Personal and Social Safety |
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Culturology (Study of Culture) |
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Learn the proverbs:
A little learning is a dangerous thing |
Недоучка – опасен. |
By doing nothing we learn to do ill |
Ничего не делая, мы учимся дурным делам. Ср. Безделье - мать всех пороков. |
There is no rule without an exception |
Нет правил без исключения |
Live and learn |
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The monument to the great Bashkir poet and teacher Miftakheddin Akmulla
by architect Damir Magafurov and sculptor Vladimir Dvornik
was unveiled in 2008 on the campus of the Bashkir State Pedagogical University
JOKES
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The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "What did you learn today?" The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."
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Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do? Teacher: Of course not! Boy: Good, because I didn’t do my homework!
(punish - наказывать)
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Teacher: Billy, name two pronouns. Billy: Who, me? Teacher: Very good!
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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? PUPIL: A teacher.
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The new principal of the school heard the noise the pupils were making in the next room. Angrily, he opened the door and grabbed one of the taller boys who seemed to be doing most of the talking. and dragged him to the next room and stood him in the corner. A few minutes later, a small boy stuck his head in the room and pleaded, "Please, sir, may we have our teacher back?"
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A teacher asked little Johnny if he can count.
“Yes! Of course! My father taught me… even more than ten”
“Good. What comes after three?” - “Four,” answers the boy.
“What comes after six?” - “Seven.” - “Very good,” says the teacher.
And what comes after ten?” - “A jack” (jack – валет)
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An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
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If you have any questions during the exam, just raise your hand. This should cause enough blood to flow to your brain to answer it yourself.
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Professor: How was my class today? Student: It had a happy ending, Sir. Everyone was happy that it ended.
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The more we study, the more we know,
The more we know, the more we forget,
The more we forget, the less we know,
The less we know, the less we forget,
The less we forget, the more we know.
Why study?
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When I first started college, the Dean came in and said "Good Morning" to all of us. When we answered "Good Morning" he said "Ah, you're freshmen." He explained.
"When you walk in and say good morning, and they say good morning back, it's freshmen.
When they put their newspapers down and open their books, it's sophomores.
When they look up so they can see the instructor over the tops of the newspapers, it's juniors.
When they put their feet up on the desks and keep reading, it's seniors." "When you walk in and say good morning, and they write it down, it's graduate students."
freshman – первокурсник («свежий»)
sophomore – второкурсник («умно-глупый»)
junior – третьекурсник («юный»)
senior – студент четвёртого курса («старший»)
graduate - выпускник