14. Say why the italicized synonyms in the examples given below are not interchangeable.

1. a) The little boys stood glaring at each other ready to start a fight. b) The Greek myth runs that Narcissus gazed at his own reflection in the water until he fell in love with it and died.

2. a) She is a very pretty American girl of twenty-two with fair hair and blue eyes. b) She was a tall, blonde woman, slender, stately and beautiful.

3. a) You don't know what a shock it was, Constance. I was knocked endways. I've been brooding over it ever since till I was afraid I should go mad. b) She'd evidently had time to reflect because when I came again she asked me quite calmly what it was exactly that I proposed.

4. a) She began to sob hysterically. b) Mortimer looks from Marie Louise who is quietly weeping to Constance with the utmost bewilderment.

5. a) You only want a car that you can be independent of me. b) She longed with all her heart for him to take her in his arms so that she could lay her head on his breast.

6. a) People turned in the street and stared at her with open mouths. b) R. got up and strolled slowly about the room and when he passed the windows as though in idle curiosity, peeped through the heavy red curtains that covered them, and then returning to his chair once more comfortably put his feet up.

7. a) He was puzzled at the letter. b) I was astonished at seeing him so changed.

8. a) Many of them had their sleeves rolled up revealing bore arms. b) He saw naked children playing on the heaps of rubbish.

9. a) There was a scent of honey from the lime-trees in flowers. b) The room was permeated with the familiar smells of dust and yesterday's cooking.

10. a) Questions are never indiscreet. Answers sometimes are. b) He sought for a crushing phrase, some final and intimidating repartee.

15. Find the euphemisms in the following sentences and jokes. Name the words for which they serve as euphemistic substitutes.

1. Policeman (to intoxicated man who is trying to fit his key to a lamp-post): I'm afraid there's nobody home there tonight. Man: Mus' be. Mus' be. There is a light upstairs. 2. "Johnny, where do you think God is this morning?" asked the Sunday-school teacher. "In our bathroom," was the reply. "What on earth makes you say that?" asked the amazed teacher. "Because just before I left I heard pa say, "My Lord! How long are you going to be in there?" 3. The doctor had an inveterate punster and wit among his patients. One day he was late in making his rounds, and explained to the incorrigible humorist that he had stopped to attend a man who had fallen down a well. With a groan of agony, the wit mustered up strength enough to murmur; "Did he kick the bucket, doctor?" 4. A girl was to visit her serviceman brother at a military hospital. While stopping at the desk of the officer of the day for directions to the patient's ward she asked: "Would you kindly tell me where the powder room is?" "Miss." the corpsman on duty replied with dignity, "this is a hospital, not an arsenal." 5. First Student: Great Scott! I've forgotten who wrote Ivanhoe. Second Ditto: I'll tell you if you tell me who the dickens wrote The Tale of Two Cities. 6. So, for the love of Mike, come across to our table and help things along. 7. He was high and didn't know what he was saying. 8. "You never know with lunatics," said the young man chattily. "They don't always look balmy, you know." 9. "But what I mean was, it sounds more like a rather idiotic kind of hoax. Perhaps some convivial idiot who had had one over the eight." "Nine? Nine what?" "Nothing — just an expression. I meant a fellow who was tight." 10. "Funny old thing," said Lily Marbury indulgently. "Looks half batty to my mind." 11. "I think the fellow's half a loony. He needs someone to look after him."