Is waiting for you (ад вас дожидается, ждет вас)."

To the first (первого) man the Lord asked, "How many times did you cheat on your

wife? (сколько раз ты обманывал свою жену)"

The first man replied, "Lord, I was a good husband (я был хорошим мужем). I never

(никогда) cheated on my wife."

The Lord replied, "Very good! (очень хорошо) Not only will I allow you in (я не

только позволю тебе войти), but for being faithful to your wife (но за верность

жене; faithful – верный; faith – вера) I will give you a huge mansion (огромный

особняк) and a limo (лимузин) for your transportation."

To the second (второго) man the Lord asked, "How many times did you cheat on

your wife?"

The second man replied, "Lord, I cheated on my wife twice (дважды)."

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The Lord replied, "I will allow you to come in, but for your unfaithfulness

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(неверность), you will get a four-bedroom house and a BMW (ты получишь дом с

четырьмя спальнями и БMВ)."

To the third (третьего) man the Lord asked, "So, how many times did you cheat on

your wife?"

The third man replied, "Lord, I cheated on my wife about 8 times (около восьми

раз)."

The Lord replied, "I will allow you to come in, but for your unfaithfulness, you will

get a one-room apartment (однокомнатную квартиру), and a Yugo for your

transportation."

A couple hours later (пару часов спустя) the second and third men saw (увидели /to

see-saw-seen/) the first man crying his eyes out (горько рыдающим:

"выплакивающим свои глаза").

"Why (почему) are you crying?" the two men asked. "You got the mansion and

limo!"

The first man replied, "I'm crying because I saw my wife a little while ago (я плачу,

потому что видел свою жену некоторое время назад), and she was riding a

skateboard! (и она ехала на скейтборде: skate – конек; to skate – скользить /на

коньках/; board – доска)"

Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly

Gates.

The Lord spoke unto them saying, "I will ask you each a simple question.

If you tell the truth I will allow you into heaven, but if you lie... Hell is

waiting for you."

To the first man the Lord asked, "How many times did you cheat on your

wife?"

The first man replied, "Lord, I was a good husband. I never cheated on my

wife."

The Lord replied, "Very good! Not only will I allow you in, but for being

faithful to your wife I will give you a huge mansion and a limo for your

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transportation."

To the second man the Lord asked, "How many times did you cheat on

your wife?"

The second man replied, "Lord, I cheated on my wife twice."

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The Lord replied, "I will allow you to come in, but for your unfaithfulness,

you will get a four-bedroom house and a BMW."

To the third man the Lord asked, "So, how many times did you cheat on

your wife?"

The third man replied, "Lord, I cheated on my wife about 8 times."

The Lord replied, "I will allow you to come in, but for your unfaithfulness,

you will get a one-room apartment, and a Yugo for your transportation."

A couple hours later the second and third men saw the first man crying

his eyes out.

"Why are you crying?" the two men asked. "You got the mansion and limo!"

The first man replied, "I'm crying because I saw my wife a little while

ago, and she was riding a skateboard!"