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8. From The Calvin Coolidge Clarion
Calvin Coolidge
CLARION
September
INTERESTING INTERVIEWS:
Miss Sylvia Barrett, the new English teacher, is not only everybody's choice "Audrey Hepburn" of Calvin Coolidge but is also a very attractive young woman of whom we are so very proud. The interview found her to be 5 feet 4 inches in her stocking feet, with brown hair and blue-gray eyes and very pleasant to talk to. She received her B.A. degree with Phi Beta Kappa and Magna Cum Laude (It's Greek to us!) and her M.A. (Miss America?) with highest honors. (Boy! What a record!)
Listed among her favorites are Chaucer the poet (That's Greek to us too!) and reading books. She is also partial to painting in her spare time (Don't go up and pose for her, boys!) and bicycling (built for two?), whipped cream (Oh, those calories!) and swimming (Yummm!); and she likes to visit different places like everyone else. She visited some places in Mexico last summer (Halba Espanol?). She feels that teaching here will be a real challenge to her.
Glad to have you at Coolidge, Miss "Audrey" Barrett, and hope you stay awhile.
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A MESSAGE FROM OUR PRINCIPAL:
Your education has been planned and geared to arm and prepare you to function as mature and thinking citizens capable of shouldering the burdens and responsibilities which a thriving democracy imposes. It is through you and others like you that the forward march of democracy, spurred and fortified by a thorough and well-rounded education, will move on to greater triumphs and victories. We have no doubt that our aims and efforts in this direction will bear fruit and achieve the goals and objectives set forth, for in the miniature democracy of our school you are proving yourselves worthy and deserving of our trust and expectations.
Very sincerely yours,
Maxwell E. Clarke, Principal
COMPLIMENTS OF VANITY CORSET CO.
THE CORNER COFFEE SHOPPE:
"WHERE FRIEND MEETS FRIEND"
HOW TO AVOID Freshman Folly——
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sophomore slump——
junior jitters——
senior sorrows:
JOIN YOUR G.O.!!! GET YOUR G.O. BUTTONS WHILE THEY LAST !!! GO, GO, G.O.!
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SCHOOL SPIRIT, ANYONE?
COME AND ROOT FOR YOUR TEAM
SCHEDULED BASKETBALL GAMES:
SEPT. CALVIN COOLIDGE VS. MANHATTAN MUNICIPAL
OCT. CALVIN COOLIDGE VS. (?) UNSCHEDULED
NOV. CALVIN COOLIDGE VS. (?) UNSCHEDULED
DEC. (?)
Dr. Maxwell E. Clarke
James J. McHAbe
Mary Lewis
SylVia Barrett
Ella FrIedenberg
Paul BarriNger
Beatrice SchaChter
Charlotte WOlf
Frederick LoOmis
Henrietta PastorfieLd
Marcus ManheIm
SaDie Finch
Frances EGan
Samuel BEster
FACULTY FLASHES
The teacher the girls would like to be on a desert island most with: MR. PAUL ("POET") BARRINGER
The teacher readiest with unselfish helps: MRS. BEATRICE ("MOM") SCHACHTER
The teacher who makes lessons most like games: MISS HENRIETTA ("PAL") PASTORFIELD
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Most absentminded teacher: MR. MARCUS ("H2O") MANHEIM
Most glamorous teacher: MISS SYLVIA BARRETT
THE CALVIN COOLIDGE CLARION is "The Voice of Your School." Please subscribe and solicit ads to keep it "talking"!
We wish to express our gratitude to Miss Mary Lewis, Faculty Advisor to The Clarion, who so unstintingly gave of herself to us.
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